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Its a trap dont open the thread. Ops too late no video

But be like say una don dey madt ooo. Video oshi mssteew

Me sha na America action film dey play for my head as i dey read the story smh

The same people who opposed his speakership have to come dine is his cabal.

Trust no one but God alone.

It's supposed to be visible tatoos if a uniform is worn

The Uk Us et all allow tatoos that are above your elbow.

The Govt cant be predicted.

Position on stand by.

MPC is for 23rd-24th.

Still thinking whether to offload dollars or wait.

10k dolls (3.4million) bought at (3Million 2weeks ago) fit turn to 4million in the next 24hours.

And treasury bills go make you wait one year for 12%

Tears gradually turning to smiles

Special Assistant only! Imagine what Special Advisers, Commissioners and co would acquire.

The guy vex install transformer and two gp tanks sef smh lol.

I bet His village constituents are in darkness with no light or portable drinking water

The figures that calculator on Saraki's table don calculate for this life ehn!

Only if the calculator can testify in court

Every time i try to seat at the back

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If you think Musiliu on His own free will would come back after graduation you are a joker grin

Pesin wai go don Apply for Ph.D, Submit Documents for change of Status / Visa Renewal. grin

Next is "Obanikoro Now a Lecturer at Atlanta, chasing Phd"

seunmsg:
N100milliin approval to travel abroad? Can you quote the exact regulation please?

For your information, it is absolutely illegal for a ministry to take a loan from an agency under its supervision. It is against extant financial regulations.

The Guy is right, the approval limit is not just for transport or travel but it covers contract approvals, purchases/procurement etc.

One Govt trick: if a DG notices a contract goes above his limit and he will have to get a higher authority to approve, he calls the contractor to split the payment into two or three so no flag is raised in approval...opps I just gave you inside info lol.

13million Naira for a 5 member delegation.

Lai and co are definitely flying Business class or First class Paid with Govt Money.

Lai and co will collect warm clothing allowance is US dollars

Lai and co are staying in 4 or 5 star hotels Paid for by tax payers

Lai and co would get incidentals.

PS: they are legally entitled to this jamboree and dollar rain once the money is signed by Audit/Account dept at the Ministry

And you tell people to find artisan or unskilled employment.

This life...This life

If you think Musiliu on His own free will would come back after graduation you are a joker

Pesin wai go don Apply for Ph.D, Submit Documents for change of Status / Visa Renewal.

Next is "Obanikoro Now a Lecturer at Atlanta, chasing Phd"

The Rich African and Arab man atributues heavy wearing of perfume to status.

The white mans nostrils probably couldn't stand the strong fragrance from our honourable.

Nigerian Politicans will be like

"Edakun Sir Mayor stop the joke"

where is the 2016 Mercedes S550 Official car?

Where is your london Met Police attache?

Where is your PA?

Is it this kind of shoe you will be wearing?

So why did you contest if its to be entering Bus?

Reply: I became Mayor to offer selfless service to humanity and leave a positive impact on society.

So i meet up with my friends for an evening out and as guys we start talking cars and maintenance.
The usual poor maintenance culture in Nigeria and how one of my friends only services his car when his about to travel lol.

To cut the long talk short someone comes up with "Engine decarbonization" and how he swears it improves engine performance, fuel consumption and engine life.

In all my automobile use and research i have never come by this process in any Nigerian service centre.

Please share your thoughts or experience as i am tempted to try it out.

So Fashola has a Junior Minister

Okechukwu Enelemah has been vocal of late, saw him on tv addressing NASS on diversification

Mama Taraba get small ginger aspa. PMB VS OBY #BBOG wahala

Heineken VS Timi drama put him on the spot light but we know His in PMB's Govt to fill space

Dambazau na Boss...Pesin wai turn Armed DSS officer to shoe shinner

But this Mustapha Shehur I can't even remember if they screened Him as a Minister

Bros!!! Blood dey hot!!! No Time!!!

Abeg Kontinu!!!

Edakun how do i stop "Ondemand" from texting me

Belt I dey see for balende steady 2,5 if you price well 2k

The original and fake are so identical even the company can't tell you its authenticity by just a picture
For all I care e fit be the 2k belt basket they rock.

The guy dey compete with Ambode both in Road infrastructure and pot belly infrastructure respect to both leaders

Girl or woman

She wants to go back to her mom? She doesnt know her moms phone number? Unless shes challenged, she ought to have some emergency numbers up.

Trust awon bad boys

Naira to yaun

Fly to china

Enter china black market exchange yaun to dollar

Fly back to nigeria and enter black market with imported dollar

Simple: He was never based in Abuja and He got Rent Money from the Government
6Million Naira Yearly X 4yr tenure will be 24Million which can't even afford you a 3bedroom flat in a block of flasts in town.

His Utility Vehicle (Toyota Hilux) belongs to the Government
His Main Car ( A 2015 Range Rover SUV) with Private plates but sometimes covered probably belongs to Him.

Its a wise investment if he has no interest in the abuja property market.
One thing for sure is if you see His house on the island in lagos, your eyes and mouth will tear

Use sense don't mumu at the queue

My Able VP

The topic of the thread is not properly put together.

Foreign investor X comes with $1000 to invest at a rate of 12%

X makes $120

Total (120 + 1000) = 1120 @ 199 to a dollar making N222,880

Here's the interesting part.

X wants His money back in dollars and CBN won't trade.

Parallel market rate @ 325 gives you $685.7 (222,880 / 325)

Has X made a wise investment as a foreign investor? You bring in 1000 and go back with 685

Fayemi's expression "I love listening to lies when I know the truth"

Keep going we believe you Amaechi.

The sole power to mess with any of the masses head.

Tramadol ayeee smh the drugs these alayes don pop.

What He has done.

This is actually Osun.