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Travel / Re: My Bad Experience in a Hotel in Benin City (Pictures) by StephenJoseph(m): 9:40pm On Sep 11, 2016
@ OP, I feel your pain and am not comfortable seeing someone going through such pain. If you had said you wanted help on free accommodation, I wouldn't mind helping you because I base in Benin. You go enjoy your stay. I go on gen, fan go dey blow you and you go thank me later before leaving to Lagos. I stay in self contain, its tiles and PVC. Good and sweet accommodation

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Phones / Re: Why You Should Always Pick Your Friends Call(moral Lesson) by StephenJoseph(m): 10:52pm On May 22, 2016
gbaskiboy:
What a touching story! baba God abeg pick my calls to save me from this hard condition

Lolz. Nice one
NYSC / Re: Kano A'16! Join The Moving Train And Be Abreast. by StephenJoseph(m): 10:33pm On Apr 24, 2016
SexxyDior:
Will get back to u!...
Did you graduated from UNIBEN?
NYSC / Re: Kano A'16! Join The Moving Train And Be Abreast. by StephenJoseph(m): 10:32pm On Apr 24, 2016
[quote author=japro post=44962429]
hi, goodmorning
am going from benin too. am at ugbowo now. lets connect, so we go together.08052724800[/quote

Did you graduated from UNIBEN?
Education / Re: Nigerian University With The Highest Number Of Professors? by StephenJoseph(m): 7:22pm On Mar 31, 2016
Great UNIBEN has the highest number of Professors. GREATEST UNIBEN!
Career / Re: Real Or Fake by StephenJoseph(m): 3:15pm On Feb 19, 2016
It is not real. Its pure scam!
Education / Re: Ten Universities With The Fastest Academic Calender 2016 by StephenJoseph(m): 9:27pm On Feb 09, 2016
MadCow1:
Ofcourse UNIBEN will never be on any better list. angry angry angry


But if na list of University with the most Yahoo Boys, UNIBEN will top the chart.

List of Universities with the most Armed Robbers, UNIBEN.. The entire Ekosodin na Armed robbers den.

List of Universities with the most Witches and Wizards.. UNIBEN.. Na them dey host Witches & Wizard NUGA games every years.





Tufiakwa.. angry

If Alsatian Dog enter UNIBEN, e go graduate as Ekuke. angry


Quote me and say Nonsense and Benin Witches would use your destiny to play Ludo. angry

The Poster didn't carry out research enough before he concluded. This is because UNIBEN is starting her 1st Semester Exam on February 22, 2016. She is even starting before some schools he mentioned above. UNIBEN is the Best!!!
Education / Re: Ten Universities With The Fastest Academic Calender 2016 by StephenJoseph(m): 9:24pm On Feb 09, 2016
Lovexme:
UNIBEN isn't on the list. I'm not surprised though.



Some other top universities aren't on it either.


The Poster didn't carry out research enough before he concluded. This is because UNIBEN is starting her 1st Semester Exam on February 22, 2016.

I don't agree with his post above.
Education / Re: How I Was Scammed Through Admission Runz. (learn From My Story) by StephenJoseph(m): 4:38pm On Jan 09, 2016
OrangeDream:
Story.. I can't attend dat kind of sch.. Not even in my wildest malaria-driven dreams.. Capprish!!

Hmmm. You never can predict fate. There are people who attend the school and have made it in life. That school builds and nurtured her students. Ask anyone who graduated from the school and listen attentively to what you will hear. That school is very nice.
Education / Re: How I Was Scammed Through Admission Runz. (learn From My Story) by StephenJoseph(m): 4:11pm On Jan 09, 2016
OrangeDream:
Auchi Poly na school
Yet, u go do runs..

U nor get sense o

Guy u know wetin u dey talk self? Auchi poly na very nice school. One of the best Polytechnic in Nigeria ni
Romance / Re: Some Interesting Facts We Probably Don't Know About Kissing. by StephenJoseph(m): 10:43pm On Nov 15, 2015
Kissing can increase the bacteria from one's mouth to another
Family / Re: Help Me My Sister Is Getting Out Of Hand by StephenJoseph(m): 9:26pm On Nov 15, 2015
bettercreature:
You are absolutely right,nothing in this world can stop such lady,one of my sister worst past this one in the 1990s,she is facing the consequences now

I have one as well. She was very stubborn and rude in the 90's and she is facing the consequences now. And the funny part is that she is now apportioning blame to nature for being wicked to her.

I just dey laugh her anyhow

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Education / Re: Novena University Students Locked Out Of School (Photos) by StephenJoseph(m): 12:10am On Nov 10, 2015
[quote author=MadCow1 post=39842178]FINALLY.. UNIBEN Students don see University wey dem better pass for Nigeria.. grin


Common sense you don't have. Why not reason like an adult? UNIBEN is the best higher institution in Nigeria, whether you like it or not!

Greatest UNIBEN!!!
Celebrities / Re: Meet The 3 Nigerian Entertainers Who Are Addicted To Sex (Photos) by StephenJoseph(m): 3:41am On Aug 31, 2015
stellytwinkle:
simple! Hell fire straight!
Absolutely true!

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Culture / Re: 16 Funny Things Nigerians Do by StephenJoseph(m): 5:57am On Aug 20, 2015
I tire ooo

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Culture / Re: SALARY: Is This Really True? (photo) by StephenJoseph(m): 11:26am On Aug 19, 2015
This is true. Its very serious and more than a joke ni

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Crime / Re: Teenager’s Manhood ‘vanishes’ After Handshake by StephenJoseph(m): 9:49am On Jul 30, 2015
INTROVERT:
ha


please how does manhood vanish... does the area became flat and smooth like a woman's own or how or does fluid start coming out.?



I'm dying to see a picture of the area when the thing vanishes angry

Hahaha. U na badt girl ooo. If u see am, ur eyes fit blind o
Romance / Re: MouthAction And Cunnilingus. by StephenJoseph(m): 8:05am On Jul 29, 2015
senator100:
dont tell me u dont know what this means .it is simply MouthAction (MouthAction for the male) cunnlingus (for the female).I heard men like it to be done to them but wouldnt do it to her .yyy? so unfair .u might think.Anyway that is not the discussion here.What i wanna know is this is MouthAction a better replacement to vaginal sex
When you weigh the advantages and disadvantages of intercourse vs. other forms of sex, u realise that pple are far more at risk with intercourse, because of possible pregnancy and the greater risk of infection. I also consider MouthAction more acceptable than vaginal sex.
PLS WHAT DO YOU THINK?



I quite agree with you. Most guys likes the mouth action sex, some said its very romantic
Travel / Re: The Poverty Stricken People Of Patani Forest, Delta State by StephenJoseph(m): 6:42pm On Jul 14, 2015
Cutehector:
Moved with pity.... Lord please bless me so I can be an instrument of charity, amen

This is a prayer I prays to God regularly. He should bless me so I can be an instrument of change to people's lives. Amen!
Education / Re: Jamb Fixes Cut Off Mark by StephenJoseph(m): 6:24pm On Jul 14, 2015
180 is JAMB Cut-off mark. Great school like UNIBEN will never stick to dis cut-off mark. Their jamb cut-off mark will be 200.

Stubborn school!
Travel / Re: Nigerian Driver In Canada Loses License For Insulting Gay Men Kissing In His Cab by StephenJoseph(m): 11:00am On Jul 11, 2015
martineverest:
nigerians will always remain nigerians....we dislike gayish act

You have committed a fallacy by generalizatioin! Do you know that there are some Nigerians who are gay as well. Too bad!!!

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Family / Re: I will deny my husband sex until he pays his debt — wife by StephenJoseph(m): 10:47am On Jul 11, 2015
ollah1:



Never trust a woman

You very correct my friend. Women are cameleon-like in nature! Pretense is their virtue
Culture / Re: !!! by StephenJoseph(m): 5:32pm On Jul 10, 2015
ChinenyeN:
StephenJoseph, I see now. I get where you're coming from. In that case then, I guess it might have been a bit too presumptuous of me to post what I posted. Granted, I doubt I can be faulted for my post. For one, your 'real human' statement was off-putting. Secondly, we are all aware of how nice threads like this turn useless when it comes to discussing language categorization (given the context, I don't believe this needs any explanation).

So naturally, I perceived your response as another reoccurrence of such and just wanted to address it and get it over with so information can flow.

It's good you understood me. Actually in my first statement where you took note of the "real human expression", it wasn't that serious. Just felt like putting smile on someone's face and not to offend anyone. So pardon me if I get your post wrong. It's just my kind of person ni.

Meanwhile, I don't anticipate that the trend turn useless. Its a nice post requiring nice comments. Am sure you can contribute wholehearthedly to the topic.
Culture / Re: !!! by StephenJoseph(m): 5:01pm On Jul 10, 2015
ChinenyeN:
StephenJoseph, relax. I'm just an observer with an interest in knowledge, and I find it very annoying when Nigerians trivialize the pursuit of knowledge, which is what I perceive your halt and questioning to be. I'm not concerned with your discussion, but I am concerned with what I could learn from it (if you can understand that).

I just want you to know that I can't restrain knowledge to anyone and am not shy to discuss with a brother/sister. We are Nigerians and we are one. Its just that sometimes I like knowing where people come from. That is not to isolate them from my people since we are one and of course I hope to explain to him in details.

But as you can note, he isn't saying anything anymore. Probably he's no longer interested in the discussion.
Culture / Re: !!! by StephenJoseph(m): 4:51pm On Jul 10, 2015
OdenigboAroli:


So,is there a tribe in Nigeria that is made of non-humans/subhuman?
Somebody asked you a very simple question and you demand to know his tribe and state of origin to confirm he is a human Are you for real?

Don't sound like an insane person! If the question is simple as you thought, while not give him the answer yourself since it's simple to you.

Sometimes I wonder why some humans don't understand things that other animals will understand.
Culture / Re: !!! by StephenJoseph(m): 4:44pm On Jul 10, 2015
OdenigboAroli:

See response from an acclaimed "human" Laugh wan tear my belle grin grin
Laugh till you forget your name!
Culture / Re: !!! by StephenJoseph(m): 3:13pm On Jul 10, 2015
ChinenyeN:
Sigh.. See Nigerians. Now, because of state of origin, discussion will halt. One's humanity will be questioned. StephenJoseph, don't be shy about it. Just come out and say that you suspect tonychristopher to be Igbo and as such you, an Ndokwa/Ukwuani, are reluctant to engage in discourse with him. It's time for Nigerians to stop walking on eggshells over things like this.

Am sure you don't even know what we are talking about here. Beside who invited you to intrude in one's own affair. I asked a simple question expecting a simple answer and you are here talking trash. Beware else...
Politics / Re: Why I regret campaigning for Change- Opinion by StephenJoseph(m): 12:42pm On Jul 10, 2015
bright87:


Fellow Compatriot, The only way out is the outright dissolution of Nigeria. Sincerely speaking, this is the bitter truth. We are not one as a people and can never be one, the earlier we all realize this fact the better for us all in this Country.. Sometimes people get along better being apart than being together. You really need to live overseas to truly know that Nigeria is a failed and a demonic place to live in. Nigeria is a failed project, Biafra or no Biafra, we all need to go our own ways.. It's already more than a 100yrs of us being together as a Country and we still can't get things right. So better we all try being apart. My take !!!

@Bolded part, I sincerly agree with you on this. You are very correct!
NYSC / Re: Nysc Tallest Guy....pic(ladies Over To You) by StephenJoseph(m): 10:01am On Jul 10, 2015
midolian:
Check d legs. It looks like he is standing on something

No! He is not standing on anything! That's how he is. Or can't you see clearly?
Culture / Re: !!! by StephenJoseph(m): 8:34am On Jul 10, 2015
tonychristopher:


Is the info q confidential one

I am just a curious Nigerian

Pls tell me

The info is not a confidential one. I just want to know your State of origin and tribe to ensure am chatting with a real human!

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