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PoliticsRe: Buhari Should Not Be Sworn In With The Quran – Etcetera Writes by StephenJoseph(m): 12:13pm On May 16, 2015
Yes! I don't think its right that Buhari takes his Vow wit the Quaran. Nigeria is a secular state and as such, is above any religious thinking.

Our constitution made it clear that we cannot adopt any religion since its a secular state. Buhari shud take his vow wit d Constitution!
EducationRe: The Lunacy Of The English Language by StephenJoseph(m): 11:04pm On May 15, 2015
Yes! English Language is the most difficult and contradicting language. That's why I prefer Mathematics to English Language. In English Language, ur prediction is uncertain, and these words are not consistent, their spelling and pronunciation change overtime!
PoliticsRe: A Forensic Analysis Of The Orubebe's Drama by StephenJoseph(m): 1:31pm On May 15, 2015
Personally, I do not have anything against the person of President Jonathan. In fact, I like to see sons and daughters of fishermen, taxi drivers, petty traders and others on that divide of the struggle attaining the incredible heights. Nevertheless, I take offence when attaining that height drives them stupour. I also do not have anything for General Buhari, I only shared the sentiment that things must not continue in the Jonathan's way. I waited for a public event that would demand that I talk about the President of Nigeria for the whole of 2014, but I could not attend any that I was invited for. I was waiting to embarrass President Jonathan because he has embarrassed long-suffering Nigerians and Nigeria. I was waiting to be asked questions like 'who is the President of Nigeria?' or maybe to make a remark about the President of Nigeria. In my crazy moment, I would have replied that Nigeria do not have a President. To be diplomatic, but to the consternation of many, I would have replied that I do not know the President of Nigeria. I could say that anywhere, even on a quiz floor. I know nations with leaders and none is governed like ours. I do not know shadow leaders, I know leaders who are strong-willed to act irrespective of whose ox will be gored.

Like you, a couple of events that made the moment have been archived in a bid to take a hint from life. Beyond the happiness for Jonathan's loss and the fear of Buhari's possible 'tsunamic' approach to corruption, I have picked an event in the whole politicking drama- The Orubebe Saga. It does deserve a second examination after the whole dust has gone down.

Lately, I stopped concerning myself with what people do. I try to understand their reason(s) and purpose(s). In the beauty of the time-honoured aphorism in Yoruba, the myth of the dragonfly dancing on the water surface comes to mind. For the purpose of this forensic work, elder Orubebe is the dragonfly here. It is believed that attempts to allay the fear of stream goers by making the dragonfly vacate was futile. Then, after consulting the oracle, it dawned on the villagers that the dragonfly's dance of humour was not without the motivation of an unrelenting drummer deep down in the stream. In short, elder Orubebe's public display had the blessing of one or two political drummers. The question here- did elder Orubebe pause to consider his status before doing such a dirty act without gloves? I mean this is someone's father. He is someone's husband. He is an elder in a community, this is the 21st century, and we have the media everywhere!

In the execution of his assignment, elder Orubebe made a lot of inflammatory statements. To elder Orubebe, Jega was compromised, he was partial, he was used. All those did not really matter, especially when you are used to the types of statements made by Lagos bus conductors. The most sensitive statement and most crucial moment was when elder Orubebe requested Jega to 'go and reply him (Orubebe) from his office.' Jega could reply Orubebe, but it must not be from his office. Replying from his office would have been the electoral error of the millennium. Here is the reason, there is a possibility that if Jega had left the ICC for his office, the election would have been rendered inconclusive by machineries 'possibly' put in place. By then, Jega would be away from our curious glares. For 'security' purpose, he could have been prevented from continuing the process. In fact, it might take him till today to reply people like elder Orubebe because it is easy to wake a sleeping person but not a person feigning sleep.

Few days later, elder Orubebe discovered the damage his public conduct did to the Orubebe's family. He saw himself being celebrated as the celebrity of official irresponsibility. Then, he issued a statement that could best be described as a campaign after an election. In the statement, elder Orubebe massaged his own tiny ego. He reminded us of his role in the Niger-Delta peace discourse. He told those of us that are not aware, that he is an elder in his church. Then, someone beside me asked 'what more could rebrand elder Orubebe if he could forget his political status and religious one to disrupt a legal process?' For this phase, no matter what the revered elder did, the election saga would always come to mind when the name Orubebe is mentioned. Not many was there when he went to the creek, not many knew him as a minister, not many knew him as an elder in the church, but everybody is aware that he is deft at disrupting due processes and sitting on the floor.

Through Jega, the world has learnt that proper management of people won't always make an angry action trigger an outrageous reaction. For Jega, elder Orubebe's display was an avenue for him to exhibit his classy professorial and professional ethics. Indeed, Jega is an impressive revelation of the 21st century! Jega's composure was epic, it should be made a compulsory course in our educational institution. It made the voice of the town crier merely tangential to the process at hand.

His response was legendary and accurate. I cannot but admit that he is a different breed of Nigerian, far distinct from an ordinary one time-minister struggling for a summary show in the arena of relevance. The name Jega should become a word in every language which could be used to describe an exceptional display of intelligence and composure in the midst of troubles sponsored by the power that be.[/quote][b]
Personally, I do not have anything against the person of President Jonathan. In fact, I like to see sons and daughters of fishermen, taxi drivers, petty traders and others on that divide of the struggle attaining the incredible heights. Nevertheless, I take offence when attaining that height drives them stupour. I also do not have anything for General Buhari, I only shared the sentiment that things must not continue in the Jonathan's way. I waited for a public event that would demand that I talk about the President of Nigeria for the whole of 2014, but I could not attend any that I was invited for. I was waiting to embarrass President Jonathan because he has embarrassed long-suffering Nigerians and Nigeria. I was waiting to be asked questions like 'who is the President of Nigeria?' or maybe to make a remark about the President of Nigeria. In my crazy moment, I would have replied that Nigeria do not have a President. To be diplomatic, but to the consternation of many, I would have replied that I do not know the President of Nigeria. I could say that anywhere, even on a quiz floor. I know nations with leaders and none is governed like ours. I do not know shadow leaders, I know leaders who are strong-willed to act irrespective of whose ox will be gored.

Like you, a couple of events that made the moment have been archived in a bid to take a hint from life. Beyond the happiness for Jonathan's loss and the fear of Buhari's possible 'tsunamic' approach to corruption, I have picked an event in the whole politicking drama- The Orubebe Saga. It does deserve a second examination after the whole dust has gone down.

Lately, I stopped concerning myself with what people do. I try to understand their reason(s) and purpose(s). In the beauty of the time-honoured aphorism in Yoruba, the myth of the dragonfly dancing on the water surface comes to mind. For the purpose of this forensic work, elder Orubebe is the dragonfly here. It is believed that attempts to allay the fear of stream goers by making the dragonfly vacate was futile. Then, after consulting the oracle, it dawned on the villagers that the dragonfly's dance of humour was not without the motivation of an unrelenting drummer deep down in the stream. In short, elder Orubebe's public display had the blessing of one or two political drummers. The question here- did elder Orubebe pause to consider his status before doing such a dirty act without gloves? I mean this is someone's father. He is someone's husband. He is an elder in a community, this is the 21st century, and we have the media everywhere!

In the execution of his assignment, elder Orubebe made a lot of inflammatory statements. To elder Orubebe, Jega was compromised, he was partial, he was used. All those did not really matter, especially when you are used to the types of statements made by Lagos bus conductors. The most sensitive statement and most crucial moment was when elder Orubebe requested Jega to 'go and reply him (Orubebe) from his office.' Jega could reply Orubebe, but it must not be from his office. Replying from his office would have been the electoral error of the millennium. Here is the reason, there is a possibility that if Jega had left the ICC for his office, the election would have been rendered inconclusive by machineries 'possibly' put in place. By then, Jega would be away from our curious glares. For 'security' purpose, he could have been prevented from continuing the process. In fact, it might take him till today to reply people like elder Orubebe because it is easy to wake a sleeping person but not a person feigning sleep.

Few days later, elder Orubebe discovered the damage his public conduct did to the Orubebe's family. He saw himself being celebrated as the celebrity of official irresponsibility. Then, he issued a statement that could best be described as a campaign after an election. In the statement, elder Orubebe massaged his own tiny ego. He reminded us of his role in the Niger-Delta peace discourse. He told those of us that are not aware, that he is an elder in his church. Then, someone beside me asked 'what more could rebrand elder Orubebe if he could forget his political status and religious one to disrupt a legal process?' For this phase, no matter what the revered elder did, the election saga would always come to mind when the name Orubebe is mentioned. Not many was there when he went to the creek, not many knew him as a minister, not many knew him as an elder in the church, but everybody is aware that he is deft at disrupting due processes and sitting on the floor.

Through Jega, the world has learnt that proper management of people won't always make an angry action trigger an outrageous reaction. For Jega, elder Orubebe's display was an avenue for him to exhibit his classy professorial and professional ethics. Indeed, Jega is an impressive revelation of the 21st century! Jega's composure was epic, it should be made a compulsory course in our educational institution. It made the voice of the town crier merely tangential to the process at hand.

His response was legendary and accurate. I cannot but admit that he is a different breed of Nigerian, far distinct from an ordinary one time-minister struggling for a summary show in the arena of relevance. The name Jega should become a word in every language which could be used to describe an exceptional display of intelligence and composure in the midst of troubles sponsored by the power that be.[/quote][/b]
Personally, I do not have anything against the person of President Jonathan. In fact, I like to see sons and daughters of fishermen, taxi drivers, petty traders and others on that divide of the struggle attaining the incredible heights. Nevertheless, I take offence when attaining that height drives them stupour. I also do not have anything for General Buhari, I only shared the sentiment that things must not continue in the Jonathan's way. I waited for a public event that would demand that I talk about the President of Nigeria for the whole of 2014, but I could not attend any that I was invited for. I was waiting to embarrass President Jonathan because he has embarrassed long-suffering Nigerians and Nigeria. I was waiting to be asked questions like 'who is the President of Nigeria?' or maybe to make a remark about the President of Nigeria. In my crazy moment, I would have replied that Nigeria do not have a President. To be diplomatic, but to the consternation of many, I would have replied that I do not know the President of Nigeria. I could say that anywhere, even on a quiz floor. I know nations with leaders and none is governed like ours. I do not know shadow leaders, I know leaders who are strong-willed to act irrespective of whose ox will be gored.

Like you, a couple of events that made the moment have been archived in a bid to take a hint from life. Beyond the happiness for Jonathan's loss and the fear of Buhari's possible 'tsunamic' approach to corruption, I have picked an event in the whole politicking drama- The Orubebe Saga. It does deserve a second examination after the whole dust has gone down.

Lately, I stopped concerning myself with what people do. I try to understand their reason(s) and purpose(s). In the beauty of the time-honoured aphorism in Yoruba, the myth of the dragonfly dancing on the water surface comes to mind. For the purpose of this forensic work, elder Orubebe is the dragonfly here. It is believed that attempts to allay the fear of stream goers by making the dragonfly vacate was futile. Then, after consulting the oracle, it dawned on the villagers that the dragonfly's dance of humour was not without the motivation of an unrelenting drummer deep down in the stream. In short, elder Orubebe's public display had the blessing of one or two political drummers. The question here- did elder Orubebe pause to consider his status before doing such a dirty act without gloves? I mean this is someone's father. He is someone's husband. He is an elder in a community, this is the 21st century, and we have the media everywhere!

In the execution of his assignment, elder Orubebe made a lot of inflammatory statements. To elder Orubebe, Jega was compromised, he was partial, he was used. All those did not really matter, especially when you are used to the types of statements made by Lagos bus conductors. The most sensitive statement and most crucial moment was when elder Orubebe requested Jega to 'go and reply him (Orubebe) from his office.' Jega could reply Orubebe, but it must not be from his office. Replying from his office would have been the electoral error of the millennium. Here is the reason, there is a possibility that if Jega had left the ICC for his office, the election would have been rendered inconclusive by machineries 'possibly' put in place. By then, Jega would be away from our curious glares. For 'security' purpose, he could have been prevented from continuing the process. In fact, it might take him till today to reply people like elder Orubebe because it is easy to wake a sleeping person but not a person feigning sleep.

Few days later, elder Orubebe discovered the damage his public conduct did to the Orubebe's family. He saw himself being celebrated as the celebrity of official irresponsibility. Then, he issued a statement that could best be described as a campaign after an election. In the statement, elder Orubebe massaged his own tiny ego. He reminded us of his role in the Niger-Delta peace discourse. He told those of us that are not aware, that he is an elder in his church. Then, someone beside me asked 'what more could rebrand elder Orubebe if he could forget his political status and religious one to disrupt a legal process?' For this phase, no matter what the revered elder did, the election saga would always come to mind when the name Orubebe is mentioned. Not many was there when he went to the creek, not many knew him as a minister, not many knew him as an elder in the church, but everybody is aware that he is deft at disrupting due processes and sitting on the floor.

Through Jega, the world has learnt that proper management of people won't always make an angry action trigger an outrageous reaction. For Jega, elder Orubebe's display was an avenue for him to exhibit his classy professorial and professional ethics. Indeed, Jega is an impressive revelation of the 21st century! Jega's composure was epic, it should be made a compulsory course in our educational institution. It made the voice of the town crier merely tangential to the process at hand.

His response was legendary and accurate. I cannot but admit that he is a different breed of Nigerian, far distinct from an ordinary one time-minister struggling for a summary show in the arena of relevance. The name Jega should become a word in every language which could be used to describe an exceptional display of intelligence and composure in the midst of troubles sponsored by the power that be.[/quote]
FamilyRe: Mad Woman Gives Birth To Twins In Public In Delta State by StephenJoseph(m): 12:06pm On May 15, 2015
IYANGBALI:
come see as the shedrens especially the boy resemble you,stephen joseph jnr go be him name grin
U dey craze o! Ogun go kill u for there! Oloshi
FamilyRe: Mad Woman Gives Birth To Twins In Public In Delta State by StephenJoseph(m): 11:10pm On May 14, 2015
IYANGBALI:
na you now
Na u dey giv all of dem dat belle abi. U don expose urself 2day. Try change abeg. Its unhealthy ni
Nairaland GeneralRe: Which Of These Annoying Moments Have You Had? by StephenJoseph(m):
That annoying moment when somone won't let you sleep because of their huge and loud snoring. Its annoying indeed!
FamilyRe: Mad Woman Gives Birth To Twins In Public In Delta State by StephenJoseph(m): 10:18pm On May 14, 2015
Mad Women giving birth to Children since 1965. But wait a minute o, all these mad women eh, who dey pregnant them?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Juventus: UCL (1 - 1) On 13th May 2015 by StephenJoseph(m): 10:05pm On May 13, 2015
ghost1718:
we have don it........... god go help me break dstv owner papa left yansh
god or God? Abi u dey worship jujuhuh
PoliticsRe: I Will Expose Anybody That Offers Me, Other Senators ‘ghana Must Go’ — Ben Bruce by StephenJoseph(m): 4:37pm On May 13, 2015
49cents:
see this young man forming knight in shining Armour.........go back to the Romance section were u belong.....omo rada rada supporting insolence
Hmmm. It seems u are stubborn! U even hav the gut to insult me. The next time I read abt u insulting somone, I wil cut ur tongue and giv u to eat! Olori bu ru ku
TravelRe: The Beauty Of Umuahia City In Abia State (pictures) by StephenJoseph(m): 3:08pm On May 12, 2015
Udmaster:
Umuahia may be considered for Biafra Capital if Biafra is achieved.
So there are some living human b eings who are still talking of Biafra Republic!!! That can NEVER be achieved again! No one is taking interest in that anymore.

So, next time I hear u say "Biafra" again, I wil cut your tongue and give you to eat! Watch ur mouth!
CelebritiesRe: Sean Tizzle Caught Kissing Female Fan During A Performance In NY [photos] by StephenJoseph(m): 3:00pm On May 12, 2015
pretydiva:
All dis celeb sef. Taking advantage of every giving opportunity. Na d gal wey gve am mouth 2 kiss I blame. Na dis type dey mk gals luk cheap b4 guys
Tar! Sharap! U tink all girls are like u? People like u go dey form, meanwhile u are an empty vessel! No level at all! There are quality babes who don't see anytin wrong with kissing an artist.

I repect ladies in d Western world, not like girls in country like 9ja, forming for guys even wen they are not up to our standard!
PoliticsRe: I Will Expose Anybody That Offers Me, Other Senators ‘ghana Must Go’ — Ben Bruce by StephenJoseph(m): 2:51pm On May 12, 2015
49cents:
A small rat like u is telling your father's mate to shut up.....omo jati jati
Oloshi! How dare u insult someone who spoke the truthhuh People like you loves bribe and are corrupted. You better change for good. Omo oni ra nu
RomanceRe: 5 AWFUL Kissing Mistakes Guys Make That Completely Ruin The Mood by StephenJoseph(m): 12:02pm On May 11, 2015
When it comes to kissing, most girls don't respond positively. They leave every action for the guy to do. They don't reciprocate the actions, and dis isn't good.

Girls shud learn to flow along and make d guy enjoy d somtin as well, and not just dem alone ni.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Visa Goes For A Dollar In 13 Countries - Punch by StephenJoseph(m): 10:02am On May 11, 2015
Jesus Christ! Dis is crazy and stupid! How could a country's visa equate just a Dollar? A whole Nigeria, been d giant of Africa! Na wa ooo! Even as cheap as it is, foreigners don't even get and com to 9ja. There shud b change ooo!!!
RomanceRe: 8 Texts Messages A Girl Actually Wants To Receive From Her Guy by StephenJoseph(m): 9:28am On May 11, 2015
MuhdG:
huh nice

too bad i dont have a girlfriend sad cry
What! U mean u don't hav a girlfriendhuh Ha! Abeg ooo! Make I keep and tie my girlfriend to my body before u go kon snatch her from me.
PropertiesRe: Night Club On Fire At Adeniran Ogunsanya, Surulere (Pictures) by StephenJoseph(m): 8:56pm On Jan 24, 2015
Nigerians and their AMEBO!!! See as dat one carry Orange 4 head stand for there. After, he will blame people for not selling his product. Chaiiiii
Christianity EtcRe: Wives Of Pastors Urged To Satisfy Husbands In Bed by StephenJoseph(m): 5:25pm On Jan 20, 2015
@Poster, You said Pastor wives. That is understood. What about those men of God who do not have wives or are not allowed to marry? E.g Reverened Fathers, Seminarians, Bishops, Popes, Clergy men etc
PoliticsRe: Great Quotes By President Goodluck Jonathan. by StephenJoseph(m): 4:17pm On Jan 20, 2015
I love the following number quotes; 3,5,6,7,8,9. They are inspirational and remindful.
RomanceRe: Handshake/hug From The Ladies by StephenJoseph(m): 8:36am On Jan 19, 2015
@Poster, I understand ur feeling as it has happened to me b4 but I overlooked it. Ladies are different in nature. A lot of them has their individual principle.

Hugging a lady is not bad afterall, just that some guys hugs to feel somtin from them especially wen ur body pressed their breast and wit dis, they may get annoyed.

Personally, I only hug a lady if she stretches her arm first. Some ladies prefer handshake to hug simply for the above reason mentioned.
PhonesRe: Subscribe To Glo Always Micro(350mb) On My Android,only Whatsapp And Bbm Working by StephenJoseph(m): 11:45pm On Jan 16, 2015
Hahaha
ComputersRe: Universal Modem For Sale (2k) by StephenJoseph(m): 9:56pm On Jan 14, 2015
@Poster, am interested. How do I get in touch with u? Am a uniben student
CelebritiesRe: Meet The 3 Nigerian Entertainers Who Are Addicted To Sex (Photos) by StephenJoseph(m): 3:42pm On Dec 31, 2014
continentalceo:
Oyibo
Dat one na ur own. Me nor dey talk two times ni
EducationRe: UNIBEN Environs by StephenJoseph(op): 12:22pm On Dec 30, 2014
Jesuspikin7:
Stephenjoseph your thinking is amazingly shallow #no offence just the truth.
Hey, u dare not talk to me in dis manner again. Be warned!
Car TalkRe: Photos: Wedding Car Decorated With Traditional Beads Causes Stir In Lagos by StephenJoseph(m): 8:32pm On Dec 29, 2014
cy4cent:
I am a Benin girl ooo.
Alright. But do u base in Benin?
EducationRe: UNIBEN Environs by StephenJoseph(op): 3:08pm On Dec 29, 2014
StephenJoseph:
Hey, hope u are not referring to me. For ur information, I get angry easily ooo
EducationRe: UNIBEN Environs by StephenJoseph(op): 2:51pm On Dec 29, 2014
Jesuspikin7:
Stephenjoseph your thinking is amazingly shallow #no offence just the truth.
Hey, hope u are not referring to me. For ur information, I get angry easy ooo
EducationRe: UNIBEN Environs by StephenJoseph(op): 2:39pm On Dec 29, 2014
jamoyakz:
my alma mater taught me many stuff about life and hustle @ OP do share the pics
I have shared a lot of pics. Hope u've seen them.
Car TalkRe: Photos: Wedding Car Decorated With Traditional Beads Causes Stir In Lagos by StephenJoseph(m): 2:38pm On Dec 29, 2014
cy4cent:
Your head dey there!!! we love our culture pass food ni!!!!!!!
Are u a Benin guy?
Car TalkRe: Photos: Wedding Car Decorated With Traditional Beads Causes Stir In Lagos by StephenJoseph(m): 2:35pm On Dec 29, 2014
NoContract:
What preservation of culture are you talking about? C'mon, you sabi lie eh!
I don't need to continue speaking. Seeing is believing. Go to Benin and see things for urself. Then come back here and attest to the truth
CelebritiesRe: Meet The 3 Nigerian Entertainers Who Are Addicted To Sex (Photos) by StephenJoseph(m): 2:33pm On Dec 29, 2014
continentalceo:
Dude you are just a religious hypocrite! All y'all that pretend to hate sex are just liers! Be true to urself abeg. Haba
Hav I ever insulted u in ur whole lifehuh Y then did u call me HYPOCRITEhuh I don't li it. Don't try me, hence...
Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Things You Must Have Used As A Nigerian by StephenJoseph(m): 2:28pm On Dec 29, 2014
Lee29:
lol... nothing is wrong with u. But I bet u must av used it b4. It could be a taxi, or friend's car
I think u are right. Hav onced used a friend's car 4 a ride and I do enter taxi sometimes as well. Thought the post talks of undividual asset ni.
EducationRe: Uniben Radio Now On Air.. 100.1fm by StephenJoseph(m): 6:49am On Dec 23, 2014
Wow! Dis is a welcom development. Am excited about dis. Great Uniben!!! Great!!!

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