Great! Goodnews! How can he rule for 16yrs? Its too much jare! A change shud take place. Transformation is what I preach. Hoping an Africa man to be FIFA President some day!

[quote author=dammilotun post=34365001][/quote]
Lolz! Am sure u don't hav good eyes to see clearly or u surely need a lens

That ATM belongs to Zenith Bank!

[/b]The name of the newspaper is not even there for us to confirm.

You are very correct. No proof for verification. So the information is null and void and unacceptable!

Congratulation, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari. I wish you success and long stay in the office as you tends to accomplish your positive mission for a massive change in our beloved country, Nigeria.

Sai Buhari! The peoples' General!!!

Obi of Aboh is included. He is a well respected and powerful king. History will never forgive you if u exclude his name from the great traditional rulers of this country.

So, I pledge you do that now!

Lemon12:
Pls som1 should tell President Buhari that it's almost 10hours since he took over yet we don't have light in my area,shebi he promised us light??even the queue is still here in this filling station and d roads are still bad,what has he been doing in there since he was sworn in.. !

Mr. Man! Will you calm down for once! Na every matter them dey bring up! Was Rome built in a day? Did u grow old in a day? Did u finished ur skooling in a day?
The change will definately come but not as sudden as a flash light as u tink. Ur former President who was there before, wat was he able to do despite staying there 6 wasteful years. Now u are talking of sometin stepping into the seat for just 10 hrs and then hurrying someone who has volunteered to bring this change to do that within the twinkling of an eye. Take it easy!

We are humans and as such shud reason as humans and not as other animals. Pls, tink well before u talk and post as wat u say will be used against u in the court of law!
My candid advice.

It is the responsibility of the Parents to do that. But since the man is aiming at somtin like marrying the girl in the near future, he can assist or even take full responsibility, thereby pitting smile on his in-laws' faces. We are in Nigeria though!

Blackett:
I have rights to my opinion. . . Don't be a fvcking _retard.

Nice reply to him

Obinovictor:
Hmmm

Wetin b hmmm? And why d admin nor won push dis thing go front page?

Alfred234:

Asin ehn it was very painful if I had a gun I'd shoot the lecturer in his balls

Hahahaha. Take am easy ooo. You won destroy where the lecturer children go come from?

[quote author=bamidelemoses post=34140376]
U ar describing a perfect scenario that isn't workable in Nigeria [/quote
Lolz. Badt guy

Sevilla has won it for the fourth time. Wow! Spain have equated with Italy now. Winning the trophy 9 times! While England is 7 times!

Yes! Good evening everyone! A voice woke me up and told me to pick up my pen and post something here.

I have female friends and on the course of interraction with them, I have discovered that there are things the female folks don't like about themselves (Females). No one told me to give glory to my almighty father for creating me to be a male, because if I have made to be a female, I would not have like those things either.

Below are things I observed female don't like about themselves:

1. Menstruation/ Period: The Females hate the fact that they menstruate. You will agree with me that during menstruation, pain is being invited. Different kinds of pain especially the STOMACH pain. Usually, my date complains bitterly of this stomach pain when the time comes and I always feel pity for her.

2. Liability: The Females hate the fact that they are being referred to as "Liability". A lot of females hate this. Many have agitated and warn those who called them "Liability". Infact, this has led to some female protesting for equality for male and females. No be our fault, na so nature design am ni.

3. Pregnancy: Some females hate been pregnant, simply because of the stress and pain they go through to deliver the baby. No wonder then some married women will simply tell their husband to always use protective material (Condom) with the saying " I don't want to give birth to more than One or two child"

4. Weaker Sex: Some females hate it when people refer to them as the weaker sex. It makes them go crazy. Probably, that's why some females beat their male folks and husband to show they are not weak ni. If I hear say woman slap me, her own don finish be that coz I go beat her near her grave that day.

5. Growing Old and Wearing out: I agree with the saying that females grows old and wear out, while men doesn't grow old alone but grows with maturity. No wonder that most advanced women still apply make up, wet lips and what have you, to tell the world that they are still young ni. My people, that na big lie. Even with such make-ups, you still see wrinkles on their faces. They are advanced but wanna deny that.

6. Job Opportunity: Its very clear that most jobs are meant for men and not for women. Most females are not happy with this. They felt they can do the work even more better than their male folks. No wonder then many females now studies courses like Engineering, Plumbing, Electrical work etc in higher institution so as to compete with their male folks. But take it or leave it, I wil give a male Engineer a contract and ignore a female Engineer.

I guess I should stop here for a while and hope others contribute. Though more updates comin. Admin, pls, push this to front page. Thanks and God bless you plenty as you do that. Amen!

IYANGBALI:
yes but i still no get mouth odour like you

Lolz. Oya open ur mouth make I confirm if ur teeth neat like my own and ur breath fresh as my own?

IYANGBALI:
because i no get mouth odour like you

Sharap! Me nor even sure whether ur teeth even complete. U na beast na

Nice one

Nice one. I luv this. Often atimes, I have been talking and explaining to people that once you are not a christian, you have no salvation. You have missed going to heaven. But some people argue that doing good, staying away from evil, and doing the right way can lead someone to heaven, and not necessarily the religion the person belongs to.

What can you say about this in your own view then?

IYANGBALI:

Y u dey shine ur 32?

juniormusa:

Some people may use this opportunity and scam you..just be careful bro

Aboslutely true! Scammers will sense him and then scam him. He should be very careful ni

jumper524:
dis guy u must be a guru in women affairs

Hahahaha. Are u saying that the guy is a womanizer then?

Good evening everyone. Pls, I need someone to recommend a good, fast, comfortable and realiable bulk sms site for me.

I have been having constant and consistent problem with the site am patronizing, and am tired of it. I need migration and free myself from the bondage of that site.
But a better and best site I would love to patronize.

While you recommend for me, I appreciate in advance. God bless those who help me!

Yes! I don't think its right that Buhari takes his Vow wit the Quaran. Nigeria is a secular state and as such, is above any religious thinking.

Our constitution made it clear that we cannot adopt any religion since its a secular state. Buhari shud take his vow wit d Constitution!

Yes! English Language is the most difficult and contradicting language. That's why I prefer Mathematics to English Language. In English Language, ur prediction is uncertain, and these words are not consistent, their spelling and pronunciation change overtime!

Personally, I do not have anything against the person of President Jonathan. In fact, I like to see sons and daughters of fishermen, taxi drivers, petty traders and others on that divide of the struggle attaining the incredible heights. Nevertheless, I take offence when attaining that height drives them stupour. I also do not have anything for General Buhari, I only shared the sentiment that things must not continue in the Jonathan's way. I waited for a public event that would demand that I talk about the President of Nigeria for the whole of 2014, but I could not attend any that I was invited for. I was waiting to embarrass President Jonathan because he has embarrassed long-suffering Nigerians and Nigeria. I was waiting to be asked questions like 'who is the President of Nigeria?' or maybe to make a remark about the President of Nigeria. In my crazy moment, I would have replied that Nigeria do not have a President. To be diplomatic, but to the consternation of many, I would have replied that I do not know the President of Nigeria. I could say that anywhere, even on a quiz floor. I know nations with leaders and none is governed like ours. I do not know shadow leaders, I know leaders who are strong-willed to act irrespective of whose ox will be gored.

Like you, a couple of events that made the moment have been archived in a bid to take a hint from life. Beyond the happiness for Jonathan's loss and the fear of Buhari's possible 'tsunamic' approach to corruption, I have picked an event in the whole politicking drama- The Orubebe Saga. It does deserve a second examination after the whole dust has gone down.

Lately, I stopped concerning myself with what people do. I try to understand their reason(s) and purpose(s). In the beauty of the time-honoured aphorism in Yoruba, the myth of the dragonfly dancing on the water surface comes to mind. For the purpose of this forensic work, elder Orubebe is the dragonfly here. It is believed that attempts to allay the fear of stream goers by making the dragonfly vacate was futile. Then, after consulting the oracle, it dawned on the villagers that the dragonfly's dance of humour was not without the motivation of an unrelenting drummer deep down in the stream. In short, elder Orubebe's public display had the blessing of one or two political drummers. The question here- did elder Orubebe pause to consider his status before doing such a dirty act without gloves? I mean this is someone's father. He is someone's husband. He is an elder in a community, this is the 21st century, and we have the media everywhere!

In the execution of his assignment, elder Orubebe made a lot of inflammatory statements. To elder Orubebe, Jega was compromised, he was partial, he was used. All those did not really matter, especially when you are used to the types of statements made by Lagos bus conductors. The most sensitive statement and most crucial moment was when elder Orubebe requested Jega to 'go and reply him (Orubebe) from his office.' Jega could reply Orubebe, but it must not be from his office. Replying from his office would have been the electoral error of the millennium. Here is the reason, there is a possibility that if Jega had left the ICC for his office, the election would have been rendered inconclusive by machineries 'possibly' put in place. By then, Jega would be away from our curious glares. For 'security' purpose, he could have been prevented from continuing the process. In fact, it might take him till today to reply people like elder Orubebe because it is easy to wake a sleeping person but not a person feigning sleep.

Few days later, elder Orubebe discovered the damage his public conduct did to the Orubebe's family. He saw himself being celebrated as the celebrity of official irresponsibility. Then, he issued a statement that could best be described as a campaign after an election. In the statement, elder Orubebe massaged his own tiny ego. He reminded us of his role in the Niger-Delta peace discourse. He told those of us that are not aware, that he is an elder in his church. Then, someone beside me asked 'what more could rebrand elder Orubebe if he could forget his political status and religious one to disrupt a legal process?' For this phase, no matter what the revered elder did, the election saga would always come to mind when the name Orubebe is mentioned. Not many was there when he went to the creek, not many knew him as a minister, not many knew him as an elder in the church, but everybody is aware that he is deft at disrupting due processes and sitting on the floor.

Through Jega, the world has learnt that proper management of people won't always make an angry action trigger an outrageous reaction. For Jega, elder Orubebe's display was an avenue for him to exhibit his classy professorial and professional ethics. Indeed, Jega is an impressive revelation of the 21st century! Jega's composure was epic, it should be made a compulsory course in our educational institution. It made the voice of the town crier merely tangential to the process at hand.

His response was legendary and accurate. I cannot but admit that he is a different breed of Nigerian, far distinct from an ordinary one time-minister struggling for a summary show in the arena of relevance. The name Jega should become a word in every language which could be used to describe an exceptional display of intelligence and composure in the midst of troubles sponsored by the power that be.[/quote][b]
Personally, I do not have anything against the person of President Jonathan. In fact, I like to see sons and daughters of fishermen, taxi drivers, petty traders and others on that divide of the struggle attaining the incredible heights. Nevertheless, I take offence when attaining that height drives them stupour. I also do not have anything for General Buhari, I only shared the sentiment that things must not continue in the Jonathan's way. I waited for a public event that would demand that I talk about the President of Nigeria for the whole of 2014, but I could not attend any that I was invited for. I was waiting to embarrass President Jonathan because he has embarrassed long-suffering Nigerians and Nigeria. I was waiting to be asked questions like 'who is the President of Nigeria?' or maybe to make a remark about the President of Nigeria. In my crazy moment, I would have replied that Nigeria do not have a President. To be diplomatic, but to the consternation of many, I would have replied that I do not know the President of Nigeria. I could say that anywhere, even on a quiz floor. I know nations with leaders and none is governed like ours. I do not know shadow leaders, I know leaders who are strong-willed to act irrespective of whose ox will be gored.

Like you, a couple of events that made the moment have been archived in a bid to take a hint from life. Beyond the happiness for Jonathan's loss and the fear of Buhari's possible 'tsunamic' approach to corruption, I have picked an event in the whole politicking drama- The Orubebe Saga. It does deserve a second examination after the whole dust has gone down.

Lately, I stopped concerning myself with what people do. I try to understand their reason(s) and purpose(s). In the beauty of the time-honoured aphorism in Yoruba, the myth of the dragonfly dancing on the water surface comes to mind. For the purpose of this forensic work, elder Orubebe is the dragonfly here. It is believed that attempts to allay the fear of stream goers by making the dragonfly vacate was futile. Then, after consulting the oracle, it dawned on the villagers that the dragonfly's dance of humour was not without the motivation of an unrelenting drummer deep down in the stream. In short, elder Orubebe's public display had the blessing of one or two political drummers. The question here- did elder Orubebe pause to consider his status before doing such a dirty act without gloves? I mean this is someone's father. He is someone's husband. He is an elder in a community, this is the 21st century, and we have the media everywhere!

In the execution of his assignment, elder Orubebe made a lot of inflammatory statements. To elder Orubebe, Jega was compromised, he was partial, he was used. All those did not really matter, especially when you are used to the types of statements made by Lagos bus conductors. The most sensitive statement and most crucial moment was when elder Orubebe requested Jega to 'go and reply him (Orubebe) from his office.' Jega could reply Orubebe, but it must not be from his office. Replying from his office would have been the electoral error of the millennium. Here is the reason, there is a possibility that if Jega had left the ICC for his office, the election would have been rendered inconclusive by machineries 'possibly' put in place. By then, Jega would be away from our curious glares. For 'security' purpose, he could have been prevented from continuing the process. In fact, it might take him till today to reply people like elder Orubebe because it is easy to wake a sleeping person but not a person feigning sleep.

Few days later, elder Orubebe discovered the damage his public conduct did to the Orubebe's family. He saw himself being celebrated as the celebrity of official irresponsibility. Then, he issued a statement that could best be described as a campaign after an election. In the statement, elder Orubebe massaged his own tiny ego. He reminded us of his role in the Niger-Delta peace discourse. He told those of us that are not aware, that he is an elder in his church. Then, someone beside me asked 'what more could rebrand elder Orubebe if he could forget his political status and religious one to disrupt a legal process?' For this phase, no matter what the revered elder did, the election saga would always come to mind when the name Orubebe is mentioned. Not many was there when he went to the creek, not many knew him as a minister, not many knew him as an elder in the church, but everybody is aware that he is deft at disrupting due processes and sitting on the floor.

Through Jega, the world has learnt that proper management of people won't always make an angry action trigger an outrageous reaction. For Jega, elder Orubebe's display was an avenue for him to exhibit his classy professorial and professional ethics. Indeed, Jega is an impressive revelation of the 21st century! Jega's composure was epic, it should be made a compulsory course in our educational institution. It made the voice of the town crier merely tangential to the process at hand.

His response was legendary and accurate. I cannot but admit that he is a different breed of Nigerian, far distinct from an ordinary one time-minister struggling for a summary show in the arena of relevance. The name Jega should become a word in every language which could be used to describe an exceptional display of intelligence and composure in the midst of troubles sponsored by the power that be.[/quote][/b]
Personally, I do not have anything against the person of President Jonathan. In fact, I like to see sons and daughters of fishermen, taxi drivers, petty traders and others on that divide of the struggle attaining the incredible heights. Nevertheless, I take offence when attaining that height drives them stupour. I also do not have anything for General Buhari, I only shared the sentiment that things must not continue in the Jonathan's way. I waited for a public event that would demand that I talk about the President of Nigeria for the whole of 2014, but I could not attend any that I was invited for. I was waiting to embarrass President Jonathan because he has embarrassed long-suffering Nigerians and Nigeria. I was waiting to be asked questions like 'who is the President of Nigeria?' or maybe to make a remark about the President of Nigeria. In my crazy moment, I would have replied that Nigeria do not have a President. To be diplomatic, but to the consternation of many, I would have replied that I do not know the President of Nigeria. I could say that anywhere, even on a quiz floor. I know nations with leaders and none is governed like ours. I do not know shadow leaders, I know leaders who are strong-willed to act irrespective of whose ox will be gored.

Like you, a couple of events that made the moment have been archived in a bid to take a hint from life. Beyond the happiness for Jonathan's loss and the fear of Buhari's possible 'tsunamic' approach to corruption, I have picked an event in the whole politicking drama- The Orubebe Saga. It does deserve a second examination after the whole dust has gone down.

Lately, I stopped concerning myself with what people do. I try to understand their reason(s) and purpose(s). In the beauty of the time-honoured aphorism in Yoruba, the myth of the dragonfly dancing on the water surface comes to mind. For the purpose of this forensic work, elder Orubebe is the dragonfly here. It is believed that attempts to allay the fear of stream goers by making the dragonfly vacate was futile. Then, after consulting the oracle, it dawned on the villagers that the dragonfly's dance of humour was not without the motivation of an unrelenting drummer deep down in the stream. In short, elder Orubebe's public display had the blessing of one or two political drummers. The question here- did elder Orubebe pause to consider his status before doing such a dirty act without gloves? I mean this is someone's father. He is someone's husband. He is an elder in a community, this is the 21st century, and we have the media everywhere!

In the execution of his assignment, elder Orubebe made a lot of inflammatory statements. To elder Orubebe, Jega was compromised, he was partial, he was used. All those did not really matter, especially when you are used to the types of statements made by Lagos bus conductors. The most sensitive statement and most crucial moment was when elder Orubebe requested Jega to 'go and reply him (Orubebe) from his office.' Jega could reply Orubebe, but it must not be from his office. Replying from his office would have been the electoral error of the millennium. Here is the reason, there is a possibility that if Jega had left the ICC for his office, the election would have been rendered inconclusive by machineries 'possibly' put in place. By then, Jega would be away from our curious glares. For 'security' purpose, he could have been prevented from continuing the process. In fact, it might take him till today to reply people like elder Orubebe because it is easy to wake a sleeping person but not a person feigning sleep.

Few days later, elder Orubebe discovered the damage his public conduct did to the Orubebe's family. He saw himself being celebrated as the celebrity of official irresponsibility. Then, he issued a statement that could best be described as a campaign after an election. In the statement, elder Orubebe massaged his own tiny ego. He reminded us of his role in the Niger-Delta peace discourse. He told those of us that are not aware, that he is an elder in his church. Then, someone beside me asked 'what more could rebrand elder Orubebe if he could forget his political status and religious one to disrupt a legal process?' For this phase, no matter what the revered elder did, the election saga would always come to mind when the name Orubebe is mentioned. Not many was there when he went to the creek, not many knew him as a minister, not many knew him as an elder in the church, but everybody is aware that he is deft at disrupting due processes and sitting on the floor.

Through Jega, the world has learnt that proper management of people won't always make an angry action trigger an outrageous reaction. For Jega, elder Orubebe's display was an avenue for him to exhibit his classy professorial and professional ethics. Indeed, Jega is an impressive revelation of the 21st century! Jega's composure was epic, it should be made a compulsory course in our educational institution. It made the voice of the town crier merely tangential to the process at hand.

His response was legendary and accurate. I cannot but admit that he is a different breed of Nigerian, far distinct from an ordinary one time-minister struggling for a summary show in the arena of relevance. The name Jega should become a word in every language which could be used to describe an exceptional display of intelligence and composure in the midst of troubles sponsored by the power that be.[/quote]

IYANGBALI:
come see as the shedrens especially the boy resemble you,stephen joseph jnr go be him name

U dey craze o! Ogun go kill u for there! Oloshi

IYANGBALI:
na you now

Na u dey giv all of dem dat belle abi. U don expose urself 2day. Try change abeg. Its unhealthy ni

That annoying moment when somone won't let you sleep because of their huge and loud snoring. Its annoying indeed!

Mad Women giving birth to Children since 1965. But wait a minute o, all these mad women eh, who dey pregnant them?