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GeneralQuamdeen:
yeah.. You get it..

[b] Yes! I got it. Tnx [b]

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]This country will never move forward if people are still practicing these superstitious nonsense.
So someone would agree to perform marriage rites on a dead person just because of some damn belief?
What foolishness.

People need to throw away all this useless cultural practices because it will lead us nowhere.[/color]

[b]Calm down my friend! You are an African and not from the oversee! Africa has tradition and should be respected in all ramification! Even the whites jealous us for our tradition.

So next time you talk like this, I will slap you spiritually![\b]

D. Charles Inojie. He is naturally funny and he is my favourite!

bukatyne:
My sis years @ babyhood

Kunky - Bukky

Oyu - Olu

Shakin - Chicken

Preglant - Pregnant

naybe - Maybe

A big girl now

Hmmmm. Na wa ooo. How can a child know word like "pregnant" at her tender age No lie ooo

[quote author=doggedemmy post=34330378]Hmmm...life in uniben [/quote
Hmmm. Greatest Uniben students!!! Great!!!]

Lolz. School nor easy at all. The truth is that to work hand-work is very easier than to go to school and learn!

Finally I call Buhari my President

Yes! I understand u very well. It also occurred to me. Initially I didn't accept him, I never liked him and I didn't vote for him.

But hav come to realise that I shud accept him as one of the inevitabilities of fate. There is nothing I can do to remove him.

I have to pray and give him my support!

Great! Goodnews! How can he rule for 16yrs? Its too much jare! A change shud take place. Transformation is what I preach. Hoping an Africa man to be FIFA President some day!

[quote author=dammilotun post=34365001][/quote]Lolz! Am sure u don't hav good eyes to see clearly or u surely need a lens

That ATM belongs to Zenith Bank!

[/b]The name of the newspaper is not even there for us to confirm.

You are very correct. No proof for verification. So the information is null and void and unacceptable!

Congratulation, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari. I wish you success and long stay in the office as you tends to accomplish your positive mission for a massive change in our beloved country, Nigeria.

Sai Buhari! The peoples' General!!!

Obi of Aboh is included. He is a well respected and powerful king. History will never forgive you if u exclude his name from the great traditional rulers of this country.

So, I pledge you do that now!

Lemon12:
Pls som1 should tell President Buhari that it's almost 10hours since he took over yet we don't have light in my area,shebi he promised us light??even the queue is still here in this filling station and d roads are still bad,what has he been doing in there since he was sworn in.. !

Mr. Man! Will you calm down for once! Na every matter them dey bring up! Was Rome built in a day? Did u grow old in a day? Did u finished ur skooling in a day?
The change will definately come but not as sudden as a flash light as u tink. Ur former President who was there before, wat was he able to do despite staying there 6 wasteful years. Now u are talking of sometin stepping into the seat for just 10 hrs and then hurrying someone who has volunteered to bring this change to do that within the twinkling of an eye. Take it easy!

We are humans and as such shud reason as humans and not as other animals. Pls, tink well before u talk and post as wat u say will be used against u in the court of law!
My candid advice.

It is the responsibility of the Parents to do that. But since the man is aiming at somtin like marrying the girl in the near future, he can assist or even take full responsibility, thereby pitting smile on his in-laws' faces. We are in Nigeria though!

Blackett:
[color=#150000]I have rights to my opinion. . . Don't be a fvcking _retard.[/color]

Nice reply to him

Obinovictor:
Hmmm

Wetin b hmmm? And why d admin nor won push dis thing go front page?

Alfred234:
Asin ehn it was very painful if I had a gun I'd shoot the lecturer in his balls

Hahahaha. Take am easy ooo. You won destroy where the lecturer children go come from?

[quote author=bamidelemoses post=34140376]U ar describing a perfect scenario that isn't workable in Nigeria [/quote
Lolz. Badt guy

Sevilla has won it for the fourth time. Wow! Spain have equated with Italy now. Winning the trophy 9 times! While England is 7 times!

Yes! Good evening everyone! A voice woke me up and told me to pick up my pen and post something here.

I have female friends and on the course of interraction with them, I have discovered that there are things the female folks don't like about themselves (Females). No one told me to give glory to my almighty father for creating me to be a male, because if I have made to be a female, I would not have like those things either.

Below are things I observed female don't like about themselves:

1. Menstruation/ Period: The Females hate the fact that they menstruate. You will agree with me that during menstruation, pain is being invited. Different kinds of pain especially the STOMACH pain. Usually, my date complains bitterly of this stomach pain when the time comes and I always feel pity for her.

2. Liability: The Females hate the fact that they are being referred to as "Liability". A lot of females hate this. Many have agitated and warn those who called them "Liability". Infact, this has led to some female protesting for equality for male and females. No be our fault, na so nature design am ni.

3. Pregnancy: Some females hate been pregnant, simply because of the stress and pain they go through to deliver the baby. No wonder then some married women will simply tell their husband to always use protective material (Condom) with the saying " I don't want to give birth to more than One or two child"

4. Weaker Sex: Some females hate it when people refer to them as the weaker sex. It makes them go crazy. Probably, that's why some females beat their male folks and husband to show they are not weak ni. If I hear say woman slap me, her own don finish be that coz I go beat her near her grave that day.

5. Growing Old and Wearing out: I agree with the saying that females grows old and wear out, while men doesn't grow old alone but grows with maturity. No wonder that most advanced women still apply make up, wet lips and what have you, to tell the world that they are still young ni. My people, that na big lie. Even with such make-ups, you still see wrinkles on their faces. They are advanced but wanna deny that.

6. Job Opportunity: Its very clear that most jobs are meant for men and not for women. Most females are not happy with this. They felt they can do the work even more better than their male folks. No wonder then many females now studies courses like Engineering, Plumbing, Electrical work etc in higher institution so as to compete with their male folks. But take it or leave it, I wil give a male Engineer a contract and ignore a female Engineer.

I guess I should stop here for a while and hope others contribute. Though more updates comin. Admin, pls, push this to front page. Thanks and God bless you plenty as you do that. Amen!

IYANGBALI:
yes but i still no get mouth odour like you

Lolz. Oya open ur mouth make I confirm if ur teeth neat like my own and ur breath fresh as my own?

IYANGBALI:
because i no get mouth odour like you

Sharap! Me nor even sure whether ur teeth even complete. U na beast na

Nice one

Nice one. I luv this. Often atimes, I have been talking and explaining to people that once you are not a christian, you have no salvation. You have missed going to heaven. But some people argue that doing good, staying away from evil, and doing the right way can lead someone to heaven, and not necessarily the religion the person belongs to.

What can you say about this in your own view then?

IYANGBALI:

Y u dey shine ur 32?

juniormusa:
Some people may use this opportunity and scam you..just be careful bro

Aboslutely true! Scammers will sense him and then scam him. He should be very careful ni

jumper524:
dis guy u must be a guru in women affairs

Hahahaha. Are u saying that the guy is a womanizer then?

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