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RomanceRe: What Type Of Men Do You Attract? by StephenP(m): 10:23pm On Jul 10, 2008
onyinye2:
hey you are the sprinter, so don't tell me nothing about stamina. wink
Ok calm down. I'm just throwing it out there. Don't get all excited.

Gold*Finch:
@stephen
let me ask again. Are you daring me?
yes
RomanceRe: What Type Of Men Do You Attract? by StephenP(m): 10:18pm On Jul 10, 2008
Gold*Finch:
@stephen
Are you daring me?
yes
RomanceRe: What Type Of Men Do You Attract? by StephenP(m): 10:14pm On Jul 10, 2008
onyinye2:
oh that is nice, but for me  i run the 1600m and 3200m.
Nice stamina. Hopefully you've got the same stamina when we hop into bed . . . trust me you'll need it.

Gold*Finch:
@Stephen
Really?
What did I do last night?
or what did we do last night wink
don't make me.
RomanceRe: What Type Of Men Do You Attract? by StephenP(m): 10:03pm On Jul 10, 2008
Gold*Finch:
@oyinye
he probably does "Run to the kitchen" race.
grin Mo, slow down or I'll expose you. I know what you did last night.

onyinye2:
oh really? what race do you run??
100, 200 and 400.
RomanceRe: What Type Of Men Do You Attract? by StephenP(m): 9:58pm On Jul 10, 2008
RedHotChic:
She meant athletes and not those men that rush for molue every morning @ Ojota. embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
You're confusing me with your man.
RomanceRe: What Type Of Men Do You Attract? by StephenP(m): 9:54pm On Jul 10, 2008
onyinye2:
oh no. kobe, that man is truly a exception. very talented and gifted. i get the kind of guys who run track. because i run track so i guess that could be it.
Well I be damned, I run too.
RomanceRe: What Type Of Men Do You Attract? by StephenP(m): 9:34pm On Jul 10, 2008
RedHotChic:
That is , Kobe Bryantish looking abi?
lol
RomanceRe: What Type Of Men Do You Attract? by StephenP(m): 9:13pm On Jul 10, 2008
RedHotChic:
So i'm included huh? Have you considered the fact that you may not be attracting any woman? grin grin
LOL yeah right.
RomanceRe: What Type Of Men Do You Attract? by StephenP(m): 9:06pm On Jul 10, 2008
@topic, I want to say thin to average sized women ranging from about 5'7 to 5'11
RomanceRe: The Rose Factor! by StephenP(m): 8:58pm On Jul 10, 2008
RedHotChic:
That'll only fetch you groundnut and orange sellers anyway.
C'mon now sexy as I am? grin
RomanceRe: The Rose Factor! by StephenP(m): 8:41pm On Jul 10, 2008
onyinye2:
geez, stephen what kind of flower place do you be shopping at??
Buy one, get one free.
RomanceRe: Would You Date Someone That Smokes? by StephenP(m): 8:40pm On Jul 10, 2008
Naw. I'm allergic to smoke.
RomanceRe: The Rose Factor! by StephenP(m): 8:36pm On Jul 10, 2008
@ topic, I'm sorry but what would I be doing spending about $2000 on flowers every year?
RomanceRe: How Many Aisles Does A Gud Girl Ve 2 Walk Down B4 She Finds Her Prince. by StephenP(m): 8:20pm On Jul 10, 2008
CARUSO:
does a girl really have to walk down the aisle to find her prince?!
Apparently.
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Men Lie? by StephenP(m): 7:44pm On Jul 10, 2008
@topic, the average Nigerian has like 2-3 names. So you probably heard someone call him one name and some other call him another and that's why you think he is lying.
LiteratureRe: Role Play: Reloaded by StephenP(op): 7:31pm On Jul 10, 2008
Gold*Finch:
Yes, an event that was almost a murder.


who is Mo?
Who is Mo? LOL

Anyway, almost murder is good. I post it soon.
LiteratureRe: Role Play: Reloaded by StephenP(op): 7:22pm On Jul 10, 2008
onyinye2:
next scenario stephen. cool
Yeah I need opinions though. Ms. Mo, do you really want to talk about murder?
LiteratureRe: Role Play: Reloaded by StephenP(op): 7:13pm On Jul 10, 2008
LOL you can suggest scenes that you think would be good. But just so that there is some sort of orderliness, I think the thread starters should post the actual scenarios while everyone writes their thoughts.
LiteratureRe: Role Play: Reloaded by StephenP(op): 7:04pm On Jul 10, 2008
Gamine so the point is to imagine you are the main character and you are going through each scenario that either LadyT or me put up. Try to write the feelings the character is experiencing and the thoughts going through the characters head. So in a sense you are acting out that scene. That's what makes it role playing.

onyinye2:
@stephen

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! man that was classic. it went from being romantic to lustful. then sweet revenge. after that relief. and best was the ending which sealed up with humor. geez man at least you had some relief when you were cheated on. geez im still effected by mine
LOL I just wanted to show that you can express yourself in different ways. As opposed to feeling bad, you can actually be relieved.

Gold*Finch:
Stephen, nice. but where's the part where you murdered her?
Thanks. The murder part wasn't anyway in the scenario I put up.
LiteratureRe: Role Play: Reloaded by StephenP(op): 6:48pm On Jul 10, 2008
She should have known that she was on death row and this was her final meal because I rarely cooked for her and yet tonight I made a point to make her favorite dish. I watched her breathe in the sweet aromas of the pork chops brushed with the barbeque sauce, creamy mashed potatoes with chicken gravy and broccoli. She looked at me and smiled and I smiled back and fed her a spoon of the potatoes. By now she should have known that this was beyond my usual kindness.

When she was done eating, I led her to the living room and turned on some soft jazz and left her there so that I could slip into something more comfortable. I came back with only a see-through material tied to my waist that left nothing to imagination and a bottle of De Toren 1993. Now I guess she must have started getting suspicious because she asked, “What are we celebrating today?” Thinking fast, I whispered in her ear, “We are celebrating the rediscovery of your body.” I kissed her on her cheeks and continued on a path that led my lips to hers.

After the windows were fogged, the bed sheets were on the floor, the mattress was unbalanced and the air was filled with the scent of sweat, we both lay on the floor tired and out of breath. Then I got up and told her to leave and never come back. The look on her face was priceless. She tried to look innocent and asked what I was talking about. I told everything and for some seconds, she began to act like she was a scared lost child looking for her mother in a sea of people. Then she snapped back and began to look for her stuff, I told her that I already helped her pack and it was in a box in the garage labeled “Your Shit”. She put on her wife beater and jeans, went to the garage, grabbed her stuff and left.

The moment she did I felt free. The burden I had been carrying this past month has been lifted off me. As I lay on my bed, my mind began to wander into the past. I really loved that LovePeddler. I used to lose myself in her, used to put her first. In fact, I was a fool for her but she never loved me at all . . . I was just one of her side boys. I guess my “duty” was to provide great sex and buy her jewelry. I actually suspected a while ago that I was not the only the only one in her life but I wanted her to open up to me and admit it then maybe things would changed. But I am happy it turned out to be this way and with that I smiled, closed my ears and drifted to sleep.

It is 8:30 am and for the first time I woke up smiling. I walked outside to breathe in the fresh morning air, get the papers and mail. Why is the girl next door looking at me like that and biting her lower lip, fanning herself and handling her brea . . . fucking A! I am still wearing that see-through. Oh well, at least she now knows what is in store for her. I guess I’ll hit that one tonight.
CelebritiesRe: Naija Reunion Fuckup In California by StephenP(m): 6:47am On Jul 10, 2008
Yeah the LA thing was bleeped up. Couple of friends, relatives and I were planing to go since we were chill in the Bay Area until something more important and necessary suddenly came up and we couldn't go. Thank God we didn't though cause those who went were gon' kill someone. I don't think they got a refund, you know how we roll in Naija. But that was just sad on the part of Naijatainment.

And oh yeah, some people were saving to go to B'more because it was a weekend after the one in LA cause I guess there are more Nigerians in the East coast so the dudes in LA probably didn't have sufficient funds to host the next two nights.

As for Banky being in Maryland, I don't know but I know he was here in Cali around that time it was supposed to be hosted here so was Basket Mouth, D1 and Ke Ke, D'banj and some other dudes.

Naijatainment's mixtape was nice though and hella funny especially with those random skits they had on the tape.
LiteratureRe: Role Play: Reloaded by StephenP(op): 5:30am On Jul 10, 2008
Gold*Finch:
Scenerio: HOW YOU PLAN TO MURDER YOUR EX FOR CHEATING ON YOU!
No ma'am. I want to sleep tonight. LOL

Ms. T and Onyinye, nice job . . . very descriptive.
RomanceRe: Ladies Who Kross Them Legs by StephenP(m): 5:19am On Jul 10, 2008
tRoOE:
Dude step aside and mind your business
busybody, solomakinde, who asked you!!!!!!!!rubbish
Child, how dare you attempt insult your father? You came all up on this thread and felt it was your calling to spew thrash about innocent people on this thread replying to the topic. I mean who the Bleep does that? Do you feel justified now? Damn all these crackhead kids who feel because they are behind a computer screen they've got the power.
LiteratureRe: Role Play: Reloaded by StephenP(op): 5:03am On Jul 10, 2008
David, first thing I've read from you. Pretty good.
LiteratureRe: Role Play: Reloaded by StephenP(op): 4:49am On Jul 10, 2008
Scenario 2: You just found out that your boy/girlfriend cheated on you.
LiteratureRe: Role Play: Reloaded by StephenP(op): 4:42am On Jul 10, 2008
onyinye2:
i knew it was a joke. i was just wondering how he came up with the shakespeare?
she.
LiteratureRe: Role Play: Reloaded by StephenP(op): 4:39am On Jul 10, 2008
onyinye2:
@ Gold*Finch

ummm, what?? oka im a little lost for words here. where do you come up with all the "Shakespearian" comments??
oga o it was a joke . . . loosen up ma'am.
LiteratureRe: Role Play: Reloaded by StephenP(op): 4:32am On Jul 10, 2008
onyinye2:
you see there is a vunerable side of me you know. im not just this girl you think just "debates" with a every one and speaks passionately about equality. we all have alter egos.
Thank God. jk

Gold*Finch:
Stephen
Oh Stephen
My mind is telling me that you long for Oyinye
My eyes is telling me that you wish to hate what u love

Why do u so much criticize her?
Is love that wicked?
Is it a force that urges you to do what you do?
Is it a masquerade that pretends and hides it true color?

Oh Oyinye!!
You must forgive thy love, thy sword in thy scabbard?
Oh fair maiden, let your heart open. . let the knight into thy castle
Love him, laugh with him not at him, live with him
Because he's not going anywhere . . well, until you kill him. . with your love o
LOL but off topic.
RomanceRe: Ladies Who Kross Them Legs by StephenP(m): 4:26am On Jul 10, 2008
Gold*Finch:
Girl, you're so right!
Esp. those buffoons who run their ynash before replying the topic.
I mean, atleast reply the topic before talking sh*t.
gets on my nerves.
Girl, I agree with you. wink


& Btw, hon, don't you want to reply the topic? tongue
yeah
LiteratureRe: Role Play: Reloaded by StephenP(op): 4:21am On Jul 10, 2008
onyinye2:
oh thanks. to tell you the truth, i was even pretty shocked in what i wrote. i guess i just let my heart speak and my mind to some how to wonder.
yeah I'm surprised too.
LiteratureRe: Role Play: Reloaded by StephenP(op): 4:10am On Jul 10, 2008
yeah Doyin maybe you screwed her then fell in love with her . . . typical Hollywood script you know?

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