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onyinye2:Ok calm down. I'm just throwing it out there. Don't get all excited. Gold*Finch:yes |
Gold*Finch:yes |
onyinye2:Nice stamina. Hopefully you've got the same stamina when we hop into bed . . . trust me you'll need it. Gold*Finch:don't make me. |
Gold*Finch: Mo, slow down or I'll expose you. I know what you did last night.onyinye2:100, 200 and 400. |
RedHotChic:You're confusing me with your man. |
onyinye2:Well I be damned, I run too. |
RedHotChic:lol |
RedHotChic:LOL yeah right. |
@topic, I want to say thin to average sized women ranging from about 5'7 to 5'11 |
RedHotChic:C'mon now sexy as I am? ![]() |
onyinye2:Buy one, get one free. |
Naw. I'm allergic to smoke. |
@ topic, I'm sorry but what would I be doing spending about $2000 on flowers every year? |
CARUSO:Apparently. |
@topic, the average Nigerian has like 2-3 names. So you probably heard someone call him one name and some other call him another and that's why you think he is lying. |
Gold*Finch:Who is Mo? LOL Anyway, almost murder is good. I post it soon. |
onyinye2:Yeah I need opinions though. Ms. Mo, do you really want to talk about murder? |
LOL you can suggest scenes that you think would be good. But just so that there is some sort of orderliness, I think the thread starters should post the actual scenarios while everyone writes their thoughts. |
Gamine so the point is to imagine you are the main character and you are going through each scenario that either LadyT or me put up. Try to write the feelings the character is experiencing and the thoughts going through the characters head. So in a sense you are acting out that scene. That's what makes it role playing. onyinye2:LOL I just wanted to show that you can express yourself in different ways. As opposed to feeling bad, you can actually be relieved. Gold*Finch:Thanks. The murder part wasn't anyway in the scenario I put up. |
She should have known that she was on death row and this was her final meal because I rarely cooked for her and yet tonight I made a point to make her favorite dish. I watched her breathe in the sweet aromas of the pork chops brushed with the barbeque sauce, creamy mashed potatoes with chicken gravy and broccoli. She looked at me and smiled and I smiled back and fed her a spoon of the potatoes. By now she should have known that this was beyond my usual kindness. When she was done eating, I led her to the living room and turned on some soft jazz and left her there so that I could slip into something more comfortable. I came back with only a see-through material tied to my waist that left nothing to imagination and a bottle of De Toren 1993. Now I guess she must have started getting suspicious because she asked, “What are we celebrating today?” Thinking fast, I whispered in her ear, “We are celebrating the rediscovery of your body.” I kissed her on her cheeks and continued on a path that led my lips to hers. After the windows were fogged, the bed sheets were on the floor, the mattress was unbalanced and the air was filled with the scent of sweat, we both lay on the floor tired and out of breath. Then I got up and told her to leave and never come back. The look on her face was priceless. She tried to look innocent and asked what I was talking about. I told everything and for some seconds, she began to act like she was a scared lost child looking for her mother in a sea of people. Then she snapped back and began to look for her stuff, I told her that I already helped her pack and it was in a box in the garage labeled “Your Shit”. She put on her wife beater and jeans, went to the garage, grabbed her stuff and left. The moment she did I felt free. The burden I had been carrying this past month has been lifted off me. As I lay on my bed, my mind began to wander into the past. I really loved that LovePeddler. I used to lose myself in her, used to put her first. In fact, I was a fool for her but she never loved me at all . . . I was just one of her side boys. I guess my “duty” was to provide great sex and buy her jewelry. I actually suspected a while ago that I was not the only the only one in her life but I wanted her to open up to me and admit it then maybe things would changed. But I am happy it turned out to be this way and with that I smiled, closed my ears and drifted to sleep. It is 8:30 am and for the first time I woke up smiling. I walked outside to breathe in the fresh morning air, get the papers and mail. Why is the girl next door looking at me like that and biting her lower lip, fanning herself and handling her brea . . . fucking A! I am still wearing that see-through. Oh well, at least she now knows what is in store for her. I guess I’ll hit that one tonight. |
Yeah the LA thing was bleeped up. Couple of friends, relatives and I were planing to go since we were chill in the Bay Area until something more important and necessary suddenly came up and we couldn't go. Thank God we didn't though cause those who went were gon' kill someone. I don't think they got a refund, you know how we roll in Naija. But that was just sad on the part of Naijatainment. And oh yeah, some people were saving to go to B'more because it was a weekend after the one in LA cause I guess there are more Nigerians in the East coast so the dudes in LA probably didn't have sufficient funds to host the next two nights. As for Banky being in Maryland, I don't know but I know he was here in Cali around that time it was supposed to be hosted here so was Basket Mouth, D1 and Ke Ke, D'banj and some other dudes. Naijatainment's mixtape was nice though and hella funny especially with those random skits they had on the tape. |
Gold*Finch:No ma'am. I want to sleep tonight. LOL Ms. T and Onyinye, nice job . . . very descriptive. |
tRoOE:Child, how dare you attempt insult your father? You came all up on this thread and felt it was your calling to spew thrash about innocent people on this thread replying to the topic. I mean who the Bleep does that? Do you feel justified now? Damn all these crackhead kids who feel because they are behind a computer screen they've got the power. |
David, first thing I've read from you. Pretty good. |
Scenario 2: You just found out that your boy/girlfriend cheated on you. |
onyinye2:she. |
onyinye2:oga o it was a joke . . . loosen up ma'am. |
onyinye2:Thank God. jk Gold*Finch:LOL but off topic. |
Gold*Finch:yeah |
onyinye2:yeah I'm surprised too. |
yeah Doyin maybe you screwed her then fell in love with her . . . typical Hollywood script you know? |
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Mo, slow down or I'll expose you. I know what you did last night.

