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RomanceRe: Am In Love Wit An Expensive Girl by StephenP(m): 8:10pm On Jul 19, 2008
Let her know your fears and tell her you cannot cope with her materialistic nature right now because you ain't financially stable yet. If she leaves you because of that then it means she only "loved" you because of what you could give her.
RomanceRe: Got A New Man, Got A New Everything by StephenP(m): 8:04pm On Jul 19, 2008
Congratulations Aisha.
CelebritiesRe: Which Celebrity Would You Like To Be Locked In An Elevator With? by StephenP(m): 7:51pm On Jul 19, 2008
T-Pain and/or Rihanna. . . so that I can finally have the chance to kill him and/or her. Their voices irritate the shit out of me.
RomanceRe: What Would You Do If You Found Your Partner In Bed With Your Sibling? by StephenP(m): 7:48pm On Jul 19, 2008
@back to the topic, I thank God all my siblings are girls and are older than I am. But if I had a brother and I found him in bed with my wife, I'll put all her stuff in a box and wait till she's done and tell her to leave. As for my brother, I'll leave my family will deal with that.
LiteratureRe: Role Play: Reloaded by StephenP(op): 7:31pm On Jul 19, 2008
motun_rayo:
LolI can't imagine having to live life with a beating always around the corner but sadly enough there are many schools that this sort of bullying happens to embarassed
yeah I just felt I had to speak on it though I haven't experienced all the things I wrote first hand.

LadyT:
ROTFLMAO@Stephen that was so funny yet so sad I felt for you.  Nothing sweeter than revenge  tongue

Hey Sisikill glad you like the thread!

don't let it die people
So true. By the way, I'm waiting on yours.

Sisikill:
Jeebus!!!

I stumbled on this thread late last night and couldn't stop reading. . . it was that good.

My God! We've got so many wonderful writers here, it makes me all goose bumpy.

Thanks for sharing, it all made for a nice read.
I'm happy you like it. Please don't be afraid to contribute. I know you are a very good writer.
LiteratureRe: Role Play: Reloaded by StephenP(op): 3:12am On Jul 19, 2008
Anger

“Give me all your food!” He yelled at me and my roommates. This was the fourth night in a row a damned senior had come into our room to “obtain” us. We constantly reported to the school administrators but they said they wanted solid evidence as if the finger and belt prints on our chests and back, our cut lips and swollen faces on those of us who did not submit themselves were not enough. We knew they were afraid to punish the seniors because of what they might do. But who wasn’t? It seemed like we would rather do as they wished than fight for what is rightfully ours, yet no matter how hard we try, we just cannot do enough to please them instead it only became worse. For example, 3 nights ago I was woken up by a senior at about 2 am and he wanted me to wash his clothes (boxers included) and make sure they were dry before breakfast time, 7 am. I unconsciously thought out loud, “How the hell am I supposed to do this at night? There is no freakin’ sun!” and I got three hard slaps across the face. I saw his lips moving but I could not hear a word of what he was saying; all I could hear was what seemed like static and that is the last I remember because I blacked out.

Now this bastard has come to make sure we die of hunger again tonight. I would have felt a lot better if they actually ate the food they took from us rather than throw it away or leave it out to rot like they did. I saw him go from locker to locker collecting food and any other thing that he fancied while the owner of the locker just stood beside him…watching…looking like he did not know that he was being robbed. The closer he got to my locker, the faster my heart beat. Even though I had been through this many times before, every time felt like the first time except now I was angry. Angry that none of the seniors could control themselves and treat us like their brothers not slaves, that the fucking school will not listen to us and come to our aid, that my parents brought me to this fucking school in fact this bleeped up country to suffer when I wanted to stay with them and the rest of my family in the US. But now was not yet the time to get angry so I calmed down and put my camera in the pockets of my boxers that I had recently sewn in Home Economics class and walked up past the senior to a boy who had already been obtained and passed the camera to him and told him the signal.

Eventually, the senior got to me and said, “Oya comot all the food for your locker.” “No” I replied and looked at him defiantly in the eyes. He looked at me and backed up, “O boy, se you dey craze? My own slap no go be like that other senior’s own o, if I wooze you, you go land ICU fast fast. Now move!” “No,” I yelled walking closer to him, “you are going to have to either push and/or beat me first.” He dropped all the food and was about to hit me then there was a flash. He froze and turned his head to the side and saw the boy holding my camera and turned back at me and I smiled. I grabbed the camera and pulled out the memory stick. I yelled for someone to lock both exits, then, I pulled out my belt and to join me in beating him with no reservations. He begged so helplessly that one would think we were the evil ones but we know his pride would not let him report us. Ain’t so tough now, huh?

I printed out the picture and sent it to the principal. The senior ratted out the other bullying seniors and they all got suspended for a semester. I guess you can have your cake and eat it.
LiteratureRe: Role Play: Reloaded by StephenP(op): 1:29am On Jul 19, 2008
So much emotion . . . I like, I like.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Hottest Chick On Nairaland by StephenP(m): 10:11pm On Jul 18, 2008
Ruby_Pearl:
@STEPHEN
Thanks smiley
You know I always got your back.

Ruby_Pearl:
@post
dnt know, but for the hottest dude, check my profile
You meant mine right?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Hottest Chick On Nairaland by StephenP(m): 10:00pm On Jul 18, 2008
I just said Ruby is female. She has that picture there to throw people off.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Hottest Chick On Nairaland by StephenP(m): 9:47pm On Jul 18, 2008
You aren't wearing an ear ring. What else is left to explain?
RomanceRe: For All Those Married, Dating Or Thinking Of Marriage Out There! by StephenP(m): 7:40pm On Jul 18, 2008
motun_rayo:
This:
He's asking the right tribe. After all, he is Yoruba so he should know what his women like.
LOL!! I only said that because David was trying to come at my tribe foul and that was the only way I could get him back. Don't take that seriously.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Hottest Chick On Nairaland by StephenP(m): 7:34pm On Jul 18, 2008
Ruby_Pearl:
leuelliot,
dude, nice pix.
but am not into the earrings na. grin
LOL they are not earrings.

leuelliot:
emm ruby in your profile d pix that is dere is that u cus im confused huh
Pay her no mind, she's female.
RomanceRe: For All Those Married, Dating Or Thinking Of Marriage Out There! by StephenP(m): 7:30pm On Jul 18, 2008
motun_rayo:
Stephen P so you agree that the best I can do i a man that'll take me out to BK?
I'm sorry what?
RomanceRe: Why Does Having A Man A Very Big Achievement For Women by StephenP(m): 7:25pm On Jul 18, 2008
Ruby_Pearl:
I'm not holding you jor.
who wants you?tongue

So, apart from men, what do you think a woman's achievement is?
Traditionally speaking, kids.
RomanceRe: Yes I Slap Her: by StephenP(m): 7:11pm On Jul 18, 2008
A round of applause for you man! How dare she touch your Nokia 3510 and pick up your call while you were sweating in the toilet taking a shit? Doesn't she know that one of your other girlfriends could have been calling? Is she crazy? Good thing you were in a good mood or else her parents would not have recognized her when you were done with her.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: My Girlfrend Is The Finest In Nigeria So Far by StephenP(m): 6:18pm On Jul 18, 2008
CH3COO:
Stop the madness.
Seriously. Dude was obviously bluffing so please let this thread die in peace.
Forum GamesRe: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by StephenP(m): 6:07pm On Jul 18, 2008
Last.
RomanceRe: Why Does Having A Man A Very Big Achievement For Women by StephenP(m): 6:06pm On Jul 18, 2008
So are you guys going to a room yet?
Forum GamesRe: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by StephenP(m): 4:24am On Jul 18, 2008
Last.
RomanceRe: For All Those Married, Dating Or Thinking Of Marriage Out There! by StephenP(m): 4:18am On Jul 18, 2008
Ruby_Pearl:
lol. loser
Abeokuta hater.

davidylan:
I never saw your name on the register of the town hall.
You didn't see the original one.

davidylan:
reserve that question for Anambra women, our chikitos are not poor.
He's asking the right tribe. After all, he is Yoruba so he should know what his women like.
RomanceRe: For All Those Married, Dating Or Thinking Of Marriage Out There! by StephenP(m): 4:04am On Jul 18, 2008
What the hell? I'm from Abeokuta too! Isn't that weird?
RomanceRe: For All Those Married, Dating Or Thinking Of Marriage Out There! by StephenP(m): 3:46am On Jul 18, 2008
davidylan:
Lagos is where its at! No heating bills ever, no 12 inch snow ever, street basketball teams, Suya, candles and lanterns provide everlasting night lights, roaming cows aplenty . . . what else does a man want?
hahahaha
RomanceRe: For All Those Married, Dating Or Thinking Of Marriage Out There! by StephenP(m): 3:41am On Jul 18, 2008
Ruby_Pearl:
So, let me get this str8.

Oyinye and Stephen are fighting about which one love the other the most? who's love is hot enough to cause fire?

Explain o
LOL you're so far away from the point that I don't even know where to start.
RomanceRe: For All Those Married, Dating Or Thinking Of Marriage Out There! by StephenP(m): 3:30am On Jul 18, 2008
davidylan:
NY is boring Jose!
No David. No.

onyinye2:
oh watever. you don't see our heat bills rising to the top.
Because it's too hot where you are. With all 'em forest fires I don't see why one would need heaters.
RomanceRe: For All Those Married, Dating Or Thinking Of Marriage Out There! by StephenP(m): 3:16am On Jul 18, 2008
motun_rayo:
New York is where its atI would never EVER move any where in the south
Thank you, love.

onyinye2:
oh watever, at least in the winter, you don't see us in our porches plowing snow.
Much better than plowing dirt and soil, I'll say.
RomanceRe: For All Those Married, Dating Or Thinking Of Marriage Out There! by StephenP(m): 3:04am On Jul 18, 2008
onyinye2:
Oh watever. Houston is way better than the NY. by a mile stone. there is no comparison. from the people to the Basket Ball team.
blah blah that farm isn't gon' to plow itself you know?
RomanceRe: For All Those Married, Dating Or Thinking Of Marriage Out There! by StephenP(m): 2:59am On Jul 18, 2008
onyinye2:
Yal act as if yal city is the best. and everytime i mention what we do in the south they allows be sarcastic about it. You guys allows get the impression that he all live on farms and cattle is our man source of income.
LOL!! What can I say? Afterall, it is.
RomanceRe: For All Those Married, Dating Or Thinking Of Marriage Out There! by StephenP(m): 2:52am On Jul 18, 2008
onyinye2:
hmmm, you sound like my people in New York. Must be a northerner.
Correct. Now, how do we sound alike?
RomanceRe: For All Those Married, Dating Or Thinking Of Marriage Out There! by StephenP(m): 2:45am On Jul 18, 2008
onyinye2:
There is of course the rodeo. my favorite. But we beaches, some what of deserts, valleys, forest and small mountains. And alot of amusement parks.
zzzzz. . .

naw, I'm just playing.
RomanceRe: For All Those Married, Dating Or Thinking Of Marriage Out There! by StephenP(m): 2:37am On Jul 18, 2008
onyinye2:
Oka stephen, where i live there is no farms. well there is but that aint where i be staying at. We have alot more to offer than farms, cattle, boots and hats, all though i do have a cow boy hat but that is just because of the rodeo i went to last year. All is well just hotter than a muthalova.
Well it's summer so I guess it should be mad hot. Oh yeah, what else do you guys have to offer?

CH3COO:
onyinye you can have great sex with a shitty love. in contrast, you can have boring sex with a great lover.
True.
RomanceRe: For All Those Married, Dating Or Thinking Of Marriage Out There! by StephenP(m): 2:27am On Jul 18, 2008
@onyinye, Oh never mind. How's Texas treating you? Hope the pests are staying away from the farms and all the other good stuff you Texans do is going well?

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