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Poor Sam. I think Aisha is trying to be a diva.

wendymanda:
Goodness, his real name is Stephen and he is actually conversing with me (because only silly people think conversating is a word). I think I'll start saving these conversations from now on in case the Nairanland network crashes. God forbid

@Stephen am so happy your talking to me, tell Rebellious am not a threat your handsomeness just has me in a stupor.

Oh gosh. I am not a celebrity or anything. Just an ordinary guy like any other person. Plus, Rebellious hasn't replied to my poem or anything and we are not dating so no one has any claim over me and I don't have any claim over anyone.

Goodnight anyway.

wendymanda:
I suck at this everytime I come he stops commenting. Am going to make my first Nairaland thread. One of those retarded kind titled "How do I appreciate handsomeness without scaring off the handsome one even though I now there is another girl who has taken his heart away? I want to know because my heart races on just thinking about his username which is probably not his real name and if I knew his real name I don't know what I will do"

But IBB is a thief for using Nigerian tax 'gift' money to build that mansion. And he has no shame.

C'mon now, don't go start a thread. By the way, Stephen is my actual name. I tried to be creative but came up with nothing so I just used my name and added a "p" behind it.

doyin13:
@Stephen P

Ol bob. . . .you be fine boy no pimples ooo

Even me sef dey trip

wendymanda:
See am not overreacting then. Your attractiveness is an international phenomenon.


Do you'll want to go back to the fact that IBB is a thief yet?

Wow, thanks guys. Wendy, we can talk about whatever you want to talk about.

Cadet:
*slaps him for saying that*

LMAO. I am not used to so much attention so please forgive me if I'm acting strange.

wendymanda:
Oh my God he spoke to me. I thnk I'll faint but not before I respond

I sir, am from Enugu State. That's where I lived last before moving but that was years ago. I left Nigeria at the age of six and lived in Jaimaica before coming to Yankee place.

Wendy seriously,   I am not all that. But thanks anyway.

wendymanda:
So StephenP is Igbo as well. My greek god is Igbo like me and believes the idiot robbery of Nigerian politricks will be curbed by a female president. Chineke we have finally arrived. Ke ki du wa Nna. [s]Sorry for my pittiful attempt to write in Igbo.[/s]

I am not on any side on that issue but I think women should be given a chance to prove themselves. What state are you from?

Cadet:
Moi, I'll also like to see an Igbo president. Preferably, you

Well it's nice to know someone would vote for me but I am not doing anything related to politics and I don't intend to. . .lol.

j-girl:
@ stephen - not really. He's not harming the economy but he's not improving it. He's just kind of there.

@ cadet - oh i know who. Just leave this one alone. E don do!

If he's not improving anything, I don't see why he's there. I think I want to see a female as Nigeria's president or an Ibo person. Note, I am not saying I know for sure that they would rule any better than the ones we have had before, I am saying it will be nice if everyone was given a chance to prove themselves.

j-girl:
@ Uche - i used the word "apparently" People said Yaradua was one of the governors who never spent his budget uselessly. Besides he also publicly declared his assets - some people think that it's a sign that he's not very corrupt

@ Cadet - leave this guy! You might get attacked by aloib again.

Speaking of Yar'adua is there anything specifically good that Yar'adua has done for Nigeria? I am not trying to be sarcastic, I really do not know.

Why does he have a huge ass swimming pool? Looking at his gigantic stomach, I know he never got close to that pool. What a waste of money!

Cadet:
No really!! Well, nothing can be done now! The man don enjoy himself on earth and he's enjoying the roasting smell of flesh in hell!

Is he dead?

lmao.

Poster said "before we post any lucid criticisms, lets remember that the property was built and given as a gift by Julius Berger. " I don't completely believe that though.

It looks expensive but not classy. There's so much going on in and out of the house that it will be hard to feel comfortable in it and appreciate it.

Dang, this is difficult and the background info is pretty vague.

Uche2nna:
I have seen your pic, cadet. So plis , don't lead me into temptation.

Is it just me or did that sound really creepy?

@Uche,
Sorry you did, but you missed a lot. And I am not a good artist either. Maybe you should get a wireless router, so that you can take your laptop (I'm assuming that is what you have but correct me if I'm wrong) to the toilet.

Dang, quite a number of pretty girls up in here. I still don't understand why they hide their pictures.

j-girl, you are cute. I like your white teeth. You should probably do a toothpaste commerical, I think you'll nail it.

Aloib, you are beautiful.

I'm actually a lot curious right now.

Uche2nna:
Nope. I wish u and 4Him a happy married life.  

@ j-girl
Dont tell me I logged on for nuffin'  

Dang, you must have wanted to see the picture that bad. lol.

yeah sure but hopefully it will be soon because I have to wake up for church tomorrow.

j-girl played all of us. . .lol. I was also waiting to see a little sumethin sumethin.

4 Him:
If i tell you those that are even finer than her you'll spoil my party  
Enjoy rebellious.

If she connects with me, there'll be no need for you to worry about your party  

aloib, you're cute. Why put your picture on your profile?

4 Him:
Good choice stephenP, rebellious is a cute girl.

@ j-girl, your picture gets ours.

I know man. She's mad cute, it's unbelievable. One of those women you see and just thank God for his creation.

aloib:
lol, stepehn nice poem!!!!
who is this rebel chic

sly, waddup son??/

A sexy hot-headed girl here in the jokes.

Nothing's wrong with it. The girl knows what she wants and is out to get him. As long as it's not overdone, then it's cool.

@aloib,
There's the link to the poem https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-128662.0.html. It was moved from jokes to dating and meet-up section.

lmao. I just said I liked a girl here and everyone got pissed all of a sudden. . .lol.