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j-girl:
lol - that's both freaking gross and crazily hilarious.
There's a word for that - MPD.
Lmao!

Definitely. LOL!!

I think he meant she told them to exchange their horses and ride as fast as they back can to the King. Remember the challenge is whose horse gets back last becomes King not the prince who gets back last.

clemcykul:
@poster giv us the modafckn answer!

gosh i need aspirin

You need to calm down, lol. He said folly got the answer and here's folly's answer

folly69:
THE ANSWER IS SHE TOLD THEM TO EXCHANGE HORSES SO THEY HAD TO RIDE AS FAST AS THEY COULD IN OTHER TO MAKE OUT DO EACH OTHER.GBAM

oyb:
buy postinor 2 (its a morning after pill that must be taken within 72 hours). you can find it at any chemist. its completely legit/safe /nafdac approved. cheers

be quick . . . those 72 hours (from the first round) are almost up.

Postinor 2 is basically an abortifacient drug. Do not use it because it aborts the embryo and a lot of negative side effects. Plus, it is past 72 hours from the time you had sex with her. Just live with the fact that you are going to be a father. You should have just used the damn condom.

Sorry, wrong forum. All the girls here are evil jk.

LOL! Your topic is funny. Sounds like the title to a Nigerian movie. . . To God Be The Glory.  

Anyway, you had sex with her "several times" without a condom, I presume, and she got pregnant. Well, there is nothing you can do to change it now. The time you could have changed it has long gone. Why didn't you just use the condom? Now she's pregnant and you may have some STD, who knows? Better stop tripping and start getting mentally and financially equipped to be a father.

rule

tRoOE:
Have you ever - Brandy

I Tried - Brandy

I thought - Brandy

The one i gave my heart to -Aaliyah

Twisted - Keith Sweat

Like We Never Loved At All-Tim Mcgraw and Faith Hill(this song makes me cry)

Playas Gon' Play - 3lw

I love those songs.

Warning: Do not watch if you are eating!

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welli:
can't the ugly ones apply?

LMAO!!

Everything I Do - Byran Adams

Kennee:
But Seriously, with d rude way some people address issues in this community, do u guys think u'r sending a good signal to foreigners about Nigerians? Cos it seems like most people here don't even know how to Joke, let alone take a Joke,
l'm wondering sha, if,

Dude, what are you talking about and where did that come from?

Kennee:
Temper temper temper, take some water, u need to kool down, it hasn't come to War yet

Besides, my comment wasn't directed at u oo

Ok, now I'm curious. Who were you talking to?

j-girl:
This Kennee guy has issues in case any of you haven't noticed. Please don't tell me you don't believe that rubbish. If you actually do - then i believe you're in for a shocker.

I did. That's why I asked him about Naomi Campbell and her frequent fits

Cadet:
Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Stephen. That's you in your profile? remove the tatoo and earring and see if I dnt hunt you down

LOL!! I can't remove my tattoo. The person drawn on my arm is dear to me.

Kennee:
Anyway, pretty girls don't have gutter mouths, so that actually disqualifies most of d chicks in this thread
As 4 Sauce, men, u'r such an ass-kisser

Really? How about my girl, Naomi Campbell?

Cadet:
Thank you. It's been certified, am ugly. now vamooose out of the way. Let me see the handsome men. You're blocking the view

LOL!! And you said I was bad.

No it's the second post from the top of this page.

Tufe, could you put up a poll so that people can start voting. I'm tired of reading all the numerous nominations and no winner.

Cadet:
trust me, am not throwing insults as of yet. and if you didn't get the "Jk o" after the smiley, reread my post. seriously

He doesn't get it yet. It's gon' take him a while.

Kennee:
Wateva mayne, didn't take it as one either, was jus keepin d fun alive, damn u gat no sense o' humor

LOL!! Ok. I believe you. Just watching out for a brother because lines like that won't do anything good for you.

@Tufe,
Put up a poll or something so that people can vote.

Funny. I agree with all except number 20. It is more British than Nigerian.

Kennee:
@StephenP , thank u  thank u  thank u  

You have no idea what I meant, do you? That wasn't a compliment at all.

Kennee:
Ok let me pick my QQQueen, my lovely Nursie Nursie, please take me 2 your ward so l can lay my head on your soft pillows and get lost in bliss and everlasting Happiness

LMAO!! Cheesiest line ever.

@4Him, So who do you nominate?

Tight joke. Nice job, poster.

olrotimi:
remember what paul said in d bible( not a bibl freak so i don't know d xact chapter), 'if you can cope, i'd advice that you remain single, '

1 Corinthians 7

@topic,
Be free to do what you want. Don't let anyone make you feel incomplete because you don't have a man. Singleness is an option and there is absolutely wrong with that as long as you don't bring different guys into your house because that's just wrong.

1) So, what continent is South Africa in?
Ans: Europe, duh.

2) White guy: Oh, you're from Nigeria! I used to have a Nigerian friend, his name is X. Do you know him?
Ans: Oh, I also have a friend named Chris. Do you know him?

3) Do you see lions, elephants and giraffes on the street?
Ans: Yes and they waiting to kill you as soon as you swim across the ocean.

Cadet:
Stephen. Hope u actually apologized for last time

I did everything virtually possible. I almost got to the point that I was stalking her, posting wherever she did apologizing. Asked people for the best way I can reach her. Send her an IM request with an apology as my personal request. All to no avail. If you know anyway I can reach her, please tell me.

Dang, I missed all of the pictures.