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You wan dey compare that MOFO with PMB

That's why I prefer palmy

In kegite voice:i no fit drink oyinbo chemical

See the mofo head like guinea fowl


The idiòt should be beheaded

Make I comment sharperly before tanoids arrives (mofos no offence)



PMB na the man wey sabi

Op make I helep u add

Platoon Commander, 2nd Infantry Battalion, 1963 – 1964.
Mechanical Transport Officer, Lagos Garrison, 1964 – 1965
Transport Company Commander, 2nd Infantry Brigade 1965 – 1966;
Battalion Adjutant / Commander, 2nd Infantry Brigade 1966 – 1967;
Brigade Major, 2nd Sector, 1st Infantry Division, April to July 1967;
Brigade Major, 3rd Infantry Brigade, August 1967 – October 1968;
Acting Commander, 4th Sector, 1st Division November 1968 – February 1970;
Commander, 31st Infantry Brigade, 1st Infantry Division, February 1970 – June 1971;
Assistant Adjutant-General, 1st Infantry Division Hqrs., July 1971 – Dec. 1972;
Colonel, General Staff, 3rd Infantry Div. Hqrs. Jan. 1974 – Sept. 1974.
Acting Director, Supply and Transport, Nigeria Army Corps of supply and Transport, September 1974 – July 1975;
Military Governor, North Eastern State of Nigeria, August 1975 – March 1976;
Federal Commissioner for Petroleum Resources, March 1976 to June 1978;
Chairman, Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, June 1978 – July 1978;
Military Secretary, Army Headquarters July 1978 – June 1979;
Member Supreme Military Council, March 1976 – June 1979;
General Officer Commanding, 4th Infantry Division, Aug. 1980 – Jan. 1981;
General Officer Commanding, 2nd Mechanised Infantry Division, Jan. 1981 – October 1981;
General Officer Commanding 3rd Armed Division Nigerian Army, October 1981 – December 1983.
Head of State and Commander-in-Chief of the Nigerian Armed Forces, December 1983 – August 1985.


How many likes for this great man

Make sure you let us know when dey catch am so that hin news go enter NL like that fake doctor wey work for 9years before dem catch am
Na that kind news I dey like to read

Na only Islam waka cum
Na una be terrorist and dem go talk say their religion be religion of peace still dem go dey kill people, dey throw bomb

All Hail Jagaban! The slayer of Jonathan, nemesis of the PDP and terror of the SE!


You can call him whatever names you like, but to me this man is an HERO
JAGABAN Baba your enemies will soon die of heart attack

Noting you go do wey human being go appreciate

How much did Jona let go off his salary

People still dey join NPF
I will rather join Man O'war or boys scout than those mofos

Look! The wages you failed to pay the workers who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord Almighty --- James 5:4

Ogbeni aregbesola pay your workers

chrisgush:
very fuuny comments

Thanks

Bofemsky:
Guy, you get liver dey yab Ijebus! But I no go vex plenty as you don hail!

Na yoke I dey yoke oooo, abeg no vex

SexySapphire:
This cracked me up big time. Still can't stop laughing especially this part "pikin wey dey score 2/10 before dey score zero" lmao. So hilarious

Erukumakanaki:
when Chyking dem they'll always ask

Girl; What do u do for a Living


Jobless guy; I'm a Magician, i do Magic for a Living

Girl: wow. . . show me some Magic!


Jobless Guy; Gimme your number so i'll call u when i'm with my magic wand

Girl; Laughs, (forgets her sef) gives him her number. . . the rest na history

#Story of the Fish brained girl and the Magician

ERUKU!!!

INTROVERT:

E dey pain u say u no be FTC ba

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I don't think there is any verse in the Bible that's against it but me, I can't give head

In olamide's voice : iranu abasha

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God's time is the best

Nonsense!!!!

When some ladies dey ontop mountain dey pray for husband, you dey here dey list husband wey u can't marry

No worry wen you reach 40-50s even if dem bring begger you go marry

donbenedict:
ok.

You don chop ban again

donbenedict:
Ur a bananna means u are too nice.. And he being a plantain means he is hard and rugged...



Some people are just perverts... Lool thinkn she meant his dick is small and the new bf own is big...

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