₦airaland Forum

philips70:
Just learn to read. Your types don't bother to read question papers but just ever ready to copy answers from other people whether correct or not. Olodo!

Anu ohia! kitikpa ga alacha gi anya.
You're a bigger fool than I thought.
Ode!

Police is your friend.

philips70:
Just read posts, assimilate before commenting. If you don't have the patience to read posts because they are too long then don't comment. Makes you look like a fool.

You're a bigger fool to quote me and yet, you did not answer my question.
I ask again, Mr book reader, how many jobs do you have?
Onuku!

chadnezzar0worl:
Foolish small boy! How did you come up with all baseless assumptions! You sound pained the clueless one lost the elections, and Amaechi was one of those that nailed the coffin! Please do not cry more than the bereaved, as Goodluck J was seen hugging nd trying to curry some favor or sympathy from the incoming Gov't by playing with amaechi!

And for you all PDP apologist, you all ought to be ashamed if you are comfortable with the way this country has been run for the past sixteen years! Shame on ur future children, for having such selfish and senseless parents! Poverty and mediocrity has blinded you minds to the realities of what a country hope to be!

Look at the lousy way Jonathan had run the country, it shows in the attitude of his ministers and aids, how could you intend to brief someone less than fourth eight hours to handing over! What are you hiding! Also look at the enthusiasm of the APC technocrats to get to work as soon as possible! It just shows you that for the first time! Nigeria is about to become a true great nation again! Sai Baba! Naposky writing from the ND

Abeg, shut up!
You sound like a clown! They're gonna work because of their enthusiasm to get to work? Enthusiasm my foot!
Funny how ex-PDP members turned to technocrats overnight. I guess they weren't given the chance to be technocrats when they were in PDP.
You'll be disappointed.

Chai! Nigerian youths are jobless!

philips70:
If you want to hide anything from a Nigerian put it in a book. If foreign interviewers visit nairaland frequently they will never employ any Nigerian in any multinational outfit. Like Christian put it recently "Not that there are no jobs in Nigeria but the people are just not employable. SMH..

Mr Book reader, how many jobs are you shuttling in between, since you read so much?

Nawa o! Boko haram dey evolve gradually.

What a better way to cover a well executed assassination!
Point fingers at PDP as usual.

MsBliss:
A friend of mine wants to go into teaching in future and she is an ND holder. She loves teaching but she don't know shit about the field .She is shy and have never stood in front of a class to teach before . She needs my advice and I hope to get reasonable ones here. your input will be appreciated.

She should go to TTC (Teachers Training College) and learn more about teaching.
Teaching no be beans.

Second jersey looks like they're deliberately advertising for GLO.

So people still drink that blood-sucking monster called Ogogoro?
What happened to the good old beer and the local palmwine?

Wait o! This party(APC) keeps confusing and playing Nigerians.
One side says one thing and the other says another.
I thought Buhari and his team said everything was going on smoothly?

Demdem:

Those punished, we're they guilty of the crime against them or not? Whether they are Obj's friend or not isn't consequential.
Ffk was above the law then but afterwards he started facing the music.
Even if lawyers refer to such, the judge will still look at the merit and correlation.

Hahahaha! Merit and correlation indeed!
What is good for the goose is also good for the gander.
Let's wait and see!

Demdem:
Crap. where lawyers not there during Objs time when we last seen serious judgement on high profile criminals? That i want criminals to be punished doesnt mean i want the innocent to suffer also. It was obvious that this Sausis case was a witchunt. He didnt even have the balls to appeal the decision against him.

Story! During the time of OBJ, the law courts were literally controlled by OBJ himself.
The people that were punished were mostly his enemies or people who meant nothing to him.
Let's see how Buhari's government intends to probe criminals like Sanusi, who'll use their loot to get the smartest lawyers on their side.
Like the guy you quoted wrote, every lawyer will always refer to that case and they'll claim it's a witch-hunt from the government.

adeyemi2015:
It takes months, probably years to build a Skyscraper, whereas it takes just minutes to destroy it (to the ground level); so is Barcanista integrity and prestige on this platform.
Barcanista is the Nairaland Clown of the Year!
Seriously, it's so amusing reading his old posts, then comparing it with the present ones.
Guy! You deserve to be crowned as the Clown of the Year on Nairaland.
You have my vote dude!

He's now the clown of the year because he's not on the side of South 'waste' nd it's masters(abokiis)?
Life is too short for anyone to live it as a hypocrite.

itsoscar:
South south can never be part of Biafra....so u pipo should know ur boundaries. IMO,Enugu,anambra, abia n ebonyi.....mind u any act of including ss in ur greedy struggle will lead to war so u. pipo should go n make do with ur 5 states. As for me I'm just waiting for it to be announced so that i will locate any clean mansion that belongs to any ibo man close to me n inherit....God bless 9ja.

Lazy buffoon! Get a job!

phayvoursky:
I am Onyekuni Izuchukwu by name. I bare "phayvoursky" as my moniker on nairaland.

I have been a member of this forum since 2012.

I wish to represent nairaland in the ongoing trek for gej. Been an active follower of the activity I wish to partake and represent nairaland in the trek.

I need the support and sponsor of the nairaland team; and if this works out it will take us to unimaginable heights. Thanks.

*yawns* Get a job!

NewNigeriaMind:
What is this one saying, so asking our other southern brothers to support us is hatred

You just jump on a comment without tracing it to the initial comment which elicited the reply

abeg park well

Oh! We're now your southern brothers abi?
When you were shouting "Sai Buhari", did you remember we were brothers then?
Karma na confirmed b!tch!

gloryl:
well................ i haven't really given it a serious thought till i get to that bridge...

You're not entitled to any thought. Na you dey pay bride price?

Nnemuka:
Oh puleaasee
Romeo died for juliet and Jack stayed in water so that rose can survive.
Men from other continents are always willing to die so their loved ones can live.

Nigerian men and Romantic can never be found in same sentence why?

And Nigerian women are found in the same sentence with romance? Yeye dey smell!
"I'm not materialistic, but thank you for the Iphone 6".

MrCork:
....but why are you IBO People allways complainin??....U wanted IBO President...Nigeria gave u IBO President (JOnathan Gooodlock) ....2015 and u still Complianin?? ...SMH!!! (no oofeinse)

Jonathan is an Igbo man abi?
Thomas gray once said; Ignorance is bliss. But I disagree. Ignorance, especially the type you exhibit, is a disease.
Smh, ndo! You need prayers.

kachiz:
I want to share mine also.

Growing up, I always bed wetted every night I slept..It was only on rare nights that I woke up dry. sometimes I bed wet, change cloths and bed wet again.

Whenever I tried to feel bad and depressed, mum was always by my side, she told me of my cousin who bed wetted till university days.

Fast forward I entered secondary school, I bed wetted on the first and last day in school. I never tried looking for peoples trouble so that they wont call me a "bed wetter" in front of gals during school time.

There were days I will take my last meal in the afternoon and not take water again, yet I still wake up drenched in my own urine. I didn't know what was wrong. I prayed everyday for God to help me to stop. why was it me? even my brother who is 5 years younger than me doesn't wet the bed.

This contributed a lot to keeping me from many interactions back then in school. The height was in my ss2 when our hostel captain brought us out before the whole campus i.e the "bedwetting gang" so that they could pray for us. I died severally standing there in front of my juniors.
He didn't understand what people that bedwet pass through, so he thought he could make fun of us. I have forgiven him long ago.

If you still bedwet or you know someone who does, don't be harsh on them and ignore people that try telling down on you.

"Na who wear shoe know where e dey pain am pass"

I cant really say the actual date I stopped waking up from my own ocean of urine, I woke up one day and realised that its been a while since It stopped.
I am awaiting nysc come June 2nd and I didn't bedwet through uni.

Thanks for reading.
*No pictures so that you wont see me tomorrow and start thinking "rain maker".

Awwww! I love your story! It made me smile and sad at the same time.....yeah, it did.
But I can't help but laff a lil, Mr Rainmaker!
No mind me jare!
There are worse things in life and bedwetting ain't one of them.

Halima Abubakar is trying too hard.

Hmm

manutdadex:
baba one chance heart don skip a beat! Baba relax not u...

Hahhahahhahhahahha! Una no go kill person!

Uncle Jona is not going down alone! Bros, I hail.

Nigeria try sha.
Benin Republic fit be only two countries.