₦airaland Forum

CACAWA:
Some village witches have no chill.

Hahahaha

Yahoo boys dey fall our hand.

Checkers Club, you're welcome!

Papikush:
A sick one.. Any more questions?

Pele.

Stories that touch.

Papikush:
Jail her!
Jail her!
Jail her!


If not for anything, jail her for allowing me hate cucumber. After watching the two videos (about 60times and counting) I vowed never to eat cucumber/salad again in my life

The first time I watched that video I was at a party almost through battling with my fried rice and salad when I realized the cucumber in my salad might have probably gone through the same process in the hands of another mumu girl

#Cucumber Life Matters
#I Stand With Cucumber
#UseDickOnly
#Save Party Salad From Extinction

Jail her!!!!!

You watched it sixty times and counting?
What kind of pervert are you?

realglobe:
I so hate this opportunist called Reno Omokri.. He was a large reason why GEJ lost the media war.

He said the truth. Southerners keep fighting amongst themselves while the northerners come together as one.
Nairaland is a good example.

In this opinion by Reno Omokri, he points out that the north is a broad region with different ethnic groups but people make the mistake of regarding all of them as Hausas.The divide and rule tacticWhen we in the South say that the Hausa people of Northern Nigeria are our enemies, we really ought to be aware that we are just playing into the divide and rule strategy of the oligarchs who have been the powers behind the throne in Nigeria for decades and who want the North and the South to be suspicious of each so they can play one side against the other and continue to dominate us to our detriment.Now if you are a Southerner, ask yourself, who are these so called Hausa people that are dominating us?Of the thirteen Prime Ministers, heads of state and Presidents that have either ruled or led Nigeria since her independence from Great Britain in 1960, not one of them have been Hausa by tribe. our first prime minister was from a small minority tribe called Gere in Bauchi state, known in the singular form as Bagere.Johnson Aguiyi Ironsi was Igbo by tribe from Abia state. General Yakubu Gowon is Angas by tribe from Plateau state.Murtala Mohammed was Fulani from Kano state and President Olusegun Obasanjo is Yoruba from Ogun state.President Shehu Shagari is a Fulani from Sokoto state.President Muhammadu Buhari is a Fulani from Katsina state while President Ibrahim Babangida is a Gwari from Niger state.Ernest Shonekan is Yoruba from Ogun state and Sani Abacha was Kanuri although he claimed Kano as his state because he was brought up there.Abdulsalami Abubakar is the only Hausa leader we have ever had. Yet was hea dictator? Was he domineering? Capital NO. In office, he was a God-fearing ruler who treated every part of Nigeria equally and ushered in the Fourth Republic which has been our longest democratic experience ever. Abdulsalami is, and was a good man.Does his image fit the stereotype of the mean and monstrous Hausa man? No! Abdulsalami is more humane than some people who even call themselves clergymen! If he had wanted to stay on in power, you and I would not have been able to stop him. More than President Obasanjo, General Abdulsalami Abubakar is our own Mandela!After him we had the second, Olusegun Obasanjo’s administration which was succeeded by the Umaru Musa Yar’adua administration.President Yar’adua was a Fulani from Katsina state. He was succeeded by President Goodluck Jonathan, a minority Ogbia (a minority clan within a minority tribe).He has been succeeded by President Muhammadu Buhari who is a Fulani from Katsina as previously noted.Fulani dominates Nigeria?From the above, some persons may want to adjust Hausa domination and make it Fulani domination, but that again is another Myth!Of the four Fulanis who have either ruled or led Nigeria, two of them were reluctant Presidents.President Shehu Shagari, whom I have met physically, never wanted to be President of Nigeria. That is what he meant by the title of his own autobiography, ‘Beckoned to Serve’. All he wanted was to be a Senator. He was prevailed upon by the defunct National Party of Nigeria (NPN) to run as its flag bearer. He was a reluctant President.Ditto for the late President Umaru Musa Yar’adua. He never wanted to be President. He wanted to retire as a chemistry lecturer in Katsina. He was persuaded by former President Olusegun Obasanjo to be the flag bearer of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) and even during the Presidential campaigns of 2007, President Obasanjo campaigned for Yar’adua more than Yar’adua campaigned for himself!Now of the remaining two Fulani leaders, President Muhammadu Buhari tried three times to be Nigeria’s President and three times he failed because he largely depended on the Hausa-Fulani (there is really nothing like Hausa-Fulani, it is a creation of the Lagos-Ibadan press. You are either Hausa or Fulani).The fact of history is that in 2015, the then candidate Buhari’s victory depended on God who used two Southwestern Yoruba men, Bola Ahmed Tinubu and former President Olusegun Obasanjo.In other words, what the North could not do for President Buhari was done forhim by two South-westerners. So ask yourself who is dominating who?And in fact, Hausa is more of a language than it is a tribe. It is a language that connects the people of Northern Nigeria. A lot of these people that we in the South view as Hausa are not Hausa. They have their own individual ethnic nationalities.But when we in the South resist them and band them all as Hausa, they have no choice but to fall back on that identity and unite on it to also resist us in the South.You cannot expect people you do not like to love you. And government cannotforce us to love each other. Government cannot legislate patriotism.You and I must learn to understand each other and grow to love each whetherwe are from the North or South.When the oppressed people of Nigeria unite against their oppressors, it is then they will know that the masses are the only dominant power bloc in Nigeria.Until then, enjoy your imaginary Hausa enemies!
https://www.naij.com/1024313-hausas-actually-not-dominated-nigeria-jonathans-aide-gives-proof.html?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C9908482029

This story has no end.

Temysteve:
LMAO, i can't help but to laugh coz u're more of a clown.

Says the man carrying a boy that looks like one.

All the US citizens need to do is to vote for Clinton and within a few months, there's a world war lll.

Let her go. The marriage won't even work anyway.
Without money, a young marriage is just a time bomb waiting to explode.

First it was Lagos state, now it's Ogun state.
Thunder wey go fire una eh!

The woman should have confronted the husband privately, not on social media.
The man too is a complete douche.

The good old days of hardship, inflation, hunger etc.
Grandpa, you have nothing to offer.

Diaris God oooooo!

Goodluck Jonathan wanted to free them from their backwardness, but they fought him and chose to remain in 1845.
Who's laughing now?

My srt 4922a is acting up. When I put it on, it works for like 30mins and switches off. It comes up again and works for like 3mins and then repeats the process again.
Please, what's wrong with it? Any idea?

Temysteve:
she no poor reach you nah.

I may be poor, but not as wretched as you and your son.

Eyaa

The woman who would eventually cause world war lll.

Waste of time and money.

I still don't understand why NUPENG believes they can threaten the government anyway they like.
I'm not a fan of Buhari's government but it's pretty obvious the country is going through recession.
The companies sacking them are doing so to avoid going bankrupt or save costs.
Why is it difficult for them to understand?

The presidency, legislature and the judiciary in the current government are bunch of nitwits.
They can never agree on one single thing. They keep changing like chameleons.
I tire for this country.

SharkTank:
It should be built in Lagos. TINUBU family trying hard to appease bubu

No be small.
The woman is trying to save the husband from public shame.

TheArchangel:
Hahaha, so US also got Naija equivalent of our very own monkey and baboon will soak in blood speech

We are going to offer our condolences to the US citizens soon cos people who makes speeches like this ain't got nothing to offer. It is recession and great depression all the way.


Welcome to hell....

^^^She forgot to read before posting.

So, this babe still get mouth to talk?
No amount of damage control can stop that lesbo show of cucumber video.

Na "who send you" pure water be this.
This guy needs it to flush down.

Op wants to show us he uses Peak milk and Bournvita.
We don see you. Having a feel of poverty indeed!
Give out your savings/salary for the month and live through it, you'll see the difference.