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Free entrance to armed robbers and all sorts of criminals... The landlords in that area should get a gun for themselves cos levels go change soon.
Wait o! Two APC states dey drag land?

This comes to mind.

I know a woman who was addicted to that crap. She did nothing, except to watch the yeye Telemundo all day! The husband had to cut off the subscription and threatened to send her packing, before she stopped.
I'm not against watching Telemundo, guys watch football. But when it turns to obsession, then it's unhealthy.

Go London come back, abboki na abboki.

Tiwa Savage again? Nawa o!

Checked86:
you are a man but sounds like a girl. This world shaa. Are u coming STRAIGHT?

Man ke? You be learner? She's a complete lady. No be girl sef.

missyge:
Lol. ure funny.....like for real?

For real dear.
My Gawd! Your smile could light up a room.

darkenedrebel:
you know what rhymes with steppin?








wait for it. . . .



that's right - GREMLIN

Who gremlin epp?

Rehearsed answers...

NikitaNike:
More of my son picture but bring ribenna for him

Why your boy they smile like person wey pick money for road?

mizlolar:
Please i need ur help. Am having challenges in area of relationship. I have the problem of ending up with men who are nothing but gold diggers. They seem good from the start but before a few months, they will turn into pests.

I dont know what is responsible for this. I just need a man who ll love me on the basis of who i am not what i have. I am from a well to do family, I am the only daughter of my parents and my dad is late, I actually inherited quite a lot and initially it seemed like a blessing until I got older.

All the Guys i ve met so far re fake displaying fake love just to get hold of what is in my possession. I will give you a little insight so you can understand what I am going tru. Around 2013, my then fiance kidnapped himself and because i already knew he was too needy and then their was a lot of inconsistencies in the story so i ignored the kidnappers who were demanding for 700k ransom. The guys showed up 2 weeks later fuming without any injuries or even shedding any weight


He was ranting and saying all sorts like how wicked i was and how i abandoned him to die. I had to break it off immediately because he was beginning to sound like i was his mother and father joined together. The next relationship went quite the same way.


The guy sold my car and came up with stories of how he was robbed at onipanu by palm-grove. unfortunately for him, i had a tracker which had its own inbuilt battery, so when they disconnected the car battery thinking they have disabled the tracker, they gaffed. the car was subsequently tracked down to shagamu at a hotel managed by his cousin. these are just the few recent ones.

There are many more experiences that i wouldn’t bother you with but I am tired. the worst is that some will even want to move in with me because of the comfort of my place. Its really frustrating. My mum said i should stop driving but its nearly impossible for me to get around lagos without a car.


I simply stopped using the big cars and got a Toyota matrix and i even had to drive myself so it dosnt look like i am the one attracting the wrong men and scaring away the good ones yet i haven’t been lucky.


I am not looking for a millionaire, I just want a man with a little dignity and value not the ones who will start demanding for loans or come up with stories within months of how their visa was stuck or how their mother was diabetic and needed money for blood transfusion. I have heard a lot of such stories and i am tired.


I dont know if my mum is right that i am scaring away the right ones with my lifestyle. Honestly, i dont even live flamboyantly neither do I club. I am in my early 30’s and i really need to settle down.


Plz help me with ideas on how to stop attracting gold digging shameless men. As at now, 4 guys re on my neck including head of admin in my firm but they are all my subordinates and I don’t want a scandal. Thank u.

Please advice. I don't need abuse from you guys... Thanks

This is exactly what the average Nigerian guy endures in the hands of Naija women. You just tasted a little and you're on the verge of going nuts.
Its unfortunate you're going through this... But when you eventually meet the right person, you'll take the person serious.

When she has finally accepted the "conditions", she won't tell us.

Hmm

Hahahaha! Naija really needs orientation. I won't be surprised if a police officer or a soldier shoots him down from that pole.

Aww! Happy birthday. She used to be my crush in my teenage years. Loved her role in the movie "The Gardener".

My ex na Gala... Quite a mouthful. You can't take it without liquid or else you'll choke.

@op,
You forgot to add... Asking for house rent when it's not yet due. My Landlord comes to mind. **in his croaked voice** "Abeg Oga, can I get some money from you"? I will deduct it from the rent. Who come send am? I be bank?

Eba roll.

Mtn data bill... So much for so little.

He could be Teebillz. Check very well.

Thiefnubuu and the average man on the street comes to mind.

tosyne2much:
I don't expect you to agree with me since we are wired to think differently

I couldn't agree more... Your wiring is something else.

A country plagued with lawlessness.

bykebyke:
People who make relevant contributions to the thread haven't complained,it's you?

So, you're now their defender?
Bro, get a job. You really need one.

All the EFCC does is to grill and set people free. What's with the unnecessary distraction from this government?
It's so annoying.

tosyne2much:
Spot on OP... I'm coming


9. You Become a Wailer


When you lose a huge some of money you ought to have used for other productive and profitable things, you will start wailing like PDP tyrants on nairaland, hence, attacking those who weren't there when you were perming your matches.


No matter how much we embellish football betting it will never change the fact that it's not a good thing for a man with prospects.


May God deliver WE youths from this addiction.. #nobody holy pass#

@bolded, out of point.

Wait till you get married before having sex.

RebelliousDark:
Okey dokey.

emmm i need your advise on a little matter. due to old age and some little ish my game has ebbed a bit. by game i hope you know what i mean?

there's a chick on this thread called Cāo that i wanna chyke but I'm between Scylla and Charybdis cos I don't know what manner of approach to take. . .should i take the scientific & geeky approach like Sheldon in Big Bang theory?
should I use the poetic approach(who this approach don help sha?)
or should i use the forceful approach eg the way Zoom took Caitlyn you get about 1 million toasters per day so you should have ideas . .help a brother babe

freecocoa:
INah, I don't know what you mean, I'm old too remember?

I think you should use the YOU approach, that's all you need.

I'm expecting my first grand child and you are talking of toasters.

"Derailers"... Get a room or something.

Very funny. The money is mine, why would I tell people what I earn?

Yama Rita indeed!