₦airaland Forum

Please, what's Ma na ochie uuuu!!? I heard it before in Duncan Mighty song and now Phyno used it in Fada Fada.
Abum Nwafo nwa Anambra state.

bettercreature:
And what is the different between northern Nigeria and SS/SE Nigeria? Are you people not part of Nigerias problem? You both need education and orientation,saboteur and terrorist are on the same level

Huge difference. SE/SS are agitating to be on their own, while the northerners are just bombing everywhere and yet they want one Nigeria.
You can't have it both ways.

Romance section seems to be the "whine" section of Nairaland. The funny thing is, when they're narrating their story, it's always a friend or cousin.
If a lady breaks your heart, get over it and move on. If you can't over it, get another girl, make her fall in love with you and break her heart too, if it makes you feel better.
Smh...sad souls.

franciskaine:
in ur dreams?

For your mind.

Cutehector:
no.. I buy it because I want to eat it.. mchew.

No need to be uptight na. I didn't know you were part of the Vaseline crew.

Cutehector:
N/B: I take God beg una, pls this thread isn't for everybody, ur hand will not break if u don't wish to comment. Thank u.




Now, over the years, I hav seen a lot of Pretty, ugly, busty assed ladies gracing the page 3 of The Sun News paper and I ask my self, what is the reason behind this..

are these ladies advertizing themselves for potential suitors?


Or are they just models


Or are they looking for boyfrnds?



With their names and phone number being displayed, one may think they will begin to receive incessant calls from the opposite sex, or lesbians if necessary.


From your observations,

Do you really think these ladies who grace the front page are


Beautiful enough?


Looking for boyfriends/sugar daddies/sponsors



Have you ever dialled their phone numbers? cuz sometime in the past I used strike conversations with some.

I guess it's the reason why you buy sun newspaper.

brunofarad:
PETER OBI REMAINS ONE OF THE BEST GOVERNORS ANAMBRA STATE HAD.
ONLY TOPPED BY NGIGE.

HE IS SUCH A GOOD BUSINESS MAN WITH ASTOUNDING ORGANIZATIONAL SKILLS.

PROUDLY ANAMBRARIAN
HOME OF ENTERPRISE.

Bros, I disagree with you on this. Peter Obi performed better than Ngige.

That's cool. I thought that silly lady called Mercy aigbe said Yorubas don't feature in Nollywood English movies?
Those two, are they not Yoruba?

Ukpon:
My name is Bola. I'm a business woman who base in Lagos state. I'm a simple and friendly lady who love to socialize with people around me. I lost my husband 3 years back. I live in a pretty good house and am very ok financially but money is not everything. I hardly get approached by men, maybe for the fear of refusal, this is the pain am passing through despite my status. This is the main reason am posting this online so who ever is interested can reach me personally, i don't mind taking care of him financially or other wise. I have heard that people take advantage of this to scam others posing as agent, so am using this opportunity to inform the public that am not into that evil act am 100% real. if u are a thief or a blackmailer please stay away. You can call me with my direct number.....07059321539

Scam of the century.

IkpuMmadu:
Deltan isn't a tribe biko


What tribe in Delta

Ethnic group, you mean?

**in Wike's voice** Abeg stop bombing... I want to recover what I spent during the elections.
If you keep bombing, there won't be any money to steal.

Completely true.

baggiosne:
kk,why cnt u go 4d strong product or supermax...either of d two shld serve u well.

Sorry, is strong not 90cm?

baggiosne:
pls reconstruct ur sentence or question for more clarity

I wanna buy a 1m dish. Which product should I buy? I don't wanna buy a fake dish.
Someone should just point me to the right direction, that's all I ask.

steppin:
What's the best 1m dish for mbc?

Somebody should please answer.

What's the best 1m dish for mbc?

This government is shameless. They want to destroy the opposition completely.
Can a good government do well without a fierce opposition?

Free life beer for life!

Bratking:
multiple shots fired. bykebyke where at thou? make u kukuma come defend your honor jare.

You don't need to call him out.
Like a vengeful spirit, he'll appear...with guns blazing.
But I may be wrong, I don't think he took yesterday's beatdown pretty well.

Nihilist:
You most definitely cannot be intelligent.

I said that Gomorrah was one of the best shows I had seen, and then you came around with your assumptions that i ''haven't watched a lot of shows''.

When I asked you if you had watched the show, you started quoting reviews. If you have to give someone else's opinion when asked for your own, then we have to question if your brain is strictly necessary, and if your cranial cavity would not be put to better use keeping fufu warm.

This doesn't even take into consideration the fact that Gommorah is actually rated higher on imdb than both Lillyhammer and Boardwalk Empire whose ratings you were ranting about.

Your moniker is really a good fit for your personality. Next time, I suggest starting a conversation rather than jumping to conclusions otherwise you risk a lifetime of perpetually making a fool of yourself.

Nihilist:
I didn't even realise that you boys were here sef.
So you sef dey see the kain nonsense wey I dey see.

Hahahaha! I thought it was just me. You guys never see anything. Na wetin i dey see for here.
That adamu bykebyke abi na carcar would have joined, if not that he's down and out.
Just say you like Quantico and he'll be all up in your business like a Wendy interview.
Most people here don't even talk about some of the shows they watch, because of the bullies we have here.
As for me, I'll post what l like. Anyone that doesnt like it should jump into a well.

The op tried sef! If na me, I would have given that man a serious beating for pulling that crap.
I had a funny experience with one. I met him through a friend. He kept talking about my looks, how tall I was and stuff like that. I didn't see it as anything. He asked for my number and I gave it to him.
After some days he called and said he has fallen for me... I was like wtf. But I wanted to be sure, so I asked him if he knew who he was talking to and he said yes, and called my name. He said he'll take good care of me and make me happy.
My brain nearly reset. I got angry and asked him if I looked like Gay in any way. I went on and on cos I felt like a ho. He apologized and said he was sorry. He pleaded with me not to tell my friend about what happened.
The rest of the week, I was disgusted at the thought of exposing my ass to the mercy of a gay.
I always cringe whenever I remember that.

mike404:
YOU DON FVCK AM BEFORE

I guess we'll never know.

Still on The Big bang theory Season 6...damn too funny.

omotolatoyosi:
Ur papa Bleep her?

I was supposed to have a threeesome with her and your mama, but the putrid smell coming from your mama's juice pot discouraged me.

bykebyke:
You are dumb.

Hahahaha! Back to square one.
Anu mpama.

Equalizer:
You Fucck her??

Haba!!!

I guess we'll never know.

bykebyke:
Backing out of what?..Are we in a competition on who types the most vitriol?

I've told you what I had to tell you,stop making dumb posts on series,all you have to do is comply.

Yet you are here screaming answer me,reply me,don't back out.Can you imagine?

Did Buhari continue his Campaign after winning the election?

After reading the comment in bold letters, it beats me why this mofo still replies my posts.

After Fucking around, evangelist na sure bet.

bykebyke:
Again with the emotional rants,stop letting things said on Nairaland get to you.

The reverse psychology Bullshit ain't working.
Try harder. Your cronies should do same.
I've been in Nl long enough and I know when someone is trying to wriggle his way out.
You started it, are you backing out already?

bykebyke:
I've sha told you what i want,stop making dumb posts about series.

In what universe does a rat tell the lion what to do? Make your silly comments like you always do.
In every section in Nl, there's always an ijit. It'll be unfair to take that position away from you.

bykebyke:
No actually..I'm laughing my ass out.

You are being Emotional

The exact response I expect from a coward.