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Forget to call a friend?

Huh?

Case study:  ''You make me feel like a woman''

Qxtn 1: How is a woman expected to feel?

Ans: Happy.

Qxtn 2: When is a woman extremely happy?

Ans: When she is well ef'd

Truth hurts

Class closed.

They should all be hanged

Have respect for myself

Whats there to be crazy about?
Tall ko iroko ni

O'course

whitelexi:
You've got mail

Gotchu

Hmmn.

Does his wife starve him?
I dont get why he would rush for the ladies chest with so much passion
He knew what he was getting into before he inserted.

He should just stop already. Is it worth losing his family?

whitelexi:
Dude cannot blame the woman in this case, he allowed it happen in the first place!

Does it mean his wife is not attractive enough to him? what was he looking for when he touched her boobs, why did he not touch his wife's own instead?

Lexi, We gats talk. Hit me up on yim asap.

20k? U don fall maga.

You would have told her to raise funds and youll help her complete the money (which includes going to the landlord with her).

She calling you? might be her just appreciating ya ''kind'' deed.

I for find one of my sister for you oh but 20k no go reach me and her share.

Wait a min!!!

If he dint move in, you wont be able to raise funds for ya rent?

If you allow him pay, be rest assured you would need prayers to kick out ya ''roommate''.

Pay ya bills ma'm.

Confusion? Lols theres no confusion man.

First, when you guys were friend, ya intentions was only to get laid? like she was no marriage material?
When you found out you were not gan get laid without being in a supposed relationship with her you then got hooked right? Still you dint get laid!. Hmmmn

You've lost interest.

Either as a result of not getting laid or you have friends/family giving you reasons why you guys cant make a happy home.

My advice:

If you dont love her, break up but dont rush man. Easy! Tell her but it should be on her terms.

You shouldnt have gone this far man. Yous just a golddigger/sharp man. Try sugar mummies

You dont know what you got till its gone. Dem gurl just needs a responsible man. Pities for her, she with the wrong man.

2geda

Huh?

How to touch ya nose with ya tongue?

Go bring the chadalls

Best treatment? Walk away, if you cant. Keep silent and do something else

jay bee:
''heck no. is dat even possible? we breathe with nose don't we?''


mistakenly touched a girl's booby?

I mean hav stuffs in ya nose without knowing


@post
Done it! man come on yim



Tell a stranger her nipple was erect?

Potential relationship? You're kidding.

You guys would just be seks mates.

If im looking for a relationship, i wont have seks on the first date even if she wanted it not even 2weeks after knowing her .

Non stop? Never. Continuously? Done it



Had stuffs like catarrh in ya nostrils without knowing?

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Lie? cant really remember



Ignore a stranger cos u thought he/she wanted to ask u out but u were wrong (the person had no such intentions)?

False

Kunbee:
What if you were slapped by me

Walk away.



What if you were to travel a long distance by ship/boat basically by sea ?

Are you a newbie?

Shola2009:
crash an event

Never done it.




Insult ya parent?

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