₦airaland Forum

lollarj:
WARNING Blaqcoffee109, this man is a perv...my so-called boss, he is a randy perv..oooo pls don't encourage him any further..

...I know my sack letter is loading... Abi Oga Steve ?

Comot Joor !!

Short girls with pot-belly are a no-no.

NobleAngell:
Nawao we are in trouble. The way this man is going about narrating all our problems is becoming worrisome. Nigeria where art thy pride and dignity? We are gradually becoming objects of pity.

Wail on...wail on...

That's crafty...

Urine:
I'm not surprised

Neither am I..

BMB, #print nigerian

Bhella5:
BlaqCoffee109 Stevecantrell kini gbogbo rakati yen now? go ghostmode na underage are strewn allova NL. Am enjoying the show of shame sha its like a game of pingpong left><right right<>left. kwantinu.

Uncle kini problem yin ?
Ki le mean by show of shame..?
Anyway I knew eavesdroppers will be enjoying the ping pong.
Go buy your own table tennis.

BlaqCoffee109:
...no cookie jar? I like the thought of that..hmm

Hmm..I like my coffee organic, you know.. Raw

*true confession*

BlaqCoffee109:
...oh well,whatdoyaknow...lookeyhere Mister, whatchu smack smack o'er the place for...need some cookie jar?

I'm Just imagining my head getting lost between those grown ass cheeks....hold that thot...

No need 4 cookie jar

BlaqCoffee109:
....wiggle wiggle wiggle..

I prefer "Smack!" Smack !"

BlaqCoffee109:
bib? That would be for my baby...honey, am a grown ass woman!

That's the issue.

That grown A/S/S, when are we gonna see it ??

That ass..that grown ass...

arowtop:
Bro, i have been using oraxin for about 2weeks now and no changes atall.
A friend of mine prescribe Mosegor syrup for me to use. I want to ask if it will not have any side effects if i use it?

I wonder when Nigerians will end their misguided love affair with self medication, esp with cyproheptadine.
You're taking cypron, cyprigold and now oraxin. IT IS ALL the SAME THING.

Use Amino acid supplement like Amino 3000/6000 from Pharmacity. http://smub.it/myi5

BlaqCoffee109:
..wtf? Drooling..hmmm..got something i can drool about?

Hahahaha....!

I'm sure I can wet your bib many times over.

Good development but the benefits will be eroded fast, if the price of crude continues to fall..

Pakonte:
SO WTF IS MY BIZ....WILL IT HELP ME PAY MY SON'S DAY CARE FEE....

How much is it ?

MrChilaka:
[size=13pt]It would not affect your AT, yet still on D3 it means your gear range is 1 - 3 and that means you would use more fuel compared to someone whose gear range is 1 - 4 with D4 plying same distance as you and driving under same conditions as you.
Newer transmission have higher gear range. [/size]

Ok, thanks !

kumakunta:
Why didn't he stop the dollar from rising during his master GEJs tenure.

That's the golden question.

Kashif:
You overwork your engine (shorten its life) and pay more at the fuel stations.

Well ok, I could live with that.

D position doesn't give me the feeling of being in full control, D3 provides more torque. I like torque.
NB. I only use D3 in populated traffic, on the express its D all the way.

Auto trannys are just too fragile..manuals are more rugged. I drive in D3 instead of D. Any problem ?

All I would tell PMB right now is to shield himself from bad advisers in his cabinet. The idea 20% tax on savings and etc is not beyond the imaginations of some sick ppl surrounding him.


His administration will get into deeper trouble real quick if he continues to listen to these sick advisers.

kestolove95:
Gej killed nigeria...Buhari has come to buri it

You want to murder someone with laughter tonight...

A killer is still subject to a criminal trial.

An undertaker hasn't committed any crime.

There's a huge difference...

MrChilaka:
Acknowledge the following
1. that you are now in possession of a USED VEHICLE which probably may have passed the dealers warranty.
2. Previous owner (in this case Onyibo)may or may not have done all that is needed to keep the vehicle in top shape
3. The Chairman who drove the car via the bush to beat customs or robbers may have driven the vehicle like it was stolen – HARD AND FAST
4. In most cases the Car may have been parked for a long time since it was last used by the Onyibo owner and as its typical with mechanical parts long period of idleness is bad for mechanical systems.

OP, I like to drive around town in D3 rather than D. I use D only on the expressway. Is this safe for my AT ?

Cmeo:
A current and entrepreneur Nigerian would know that this news is talking about Mr. Olaoluwa, the recentlt sacked MD of Bank of Industry (BOI). The news is so full of details that you wouldn't really need to guess to know who it talks about.

Well, thanks for spelling it out for them.


But that Mofo get mind sha...

Reminds of a short Italian man I met while working in UK he wanted me to travel to his Villa on a Greek island (Corfu) and wait for him there - all expenses paid.

I had to turn him down because, nothing usually goes for nothing...he could plant narcotic drugs in my luggage or he could be setting me up for something else. Besides, he was obviously gay from the way he was drooling.. maybe he was setting me up for gay Group Intimacy with his mobster friends...lolz

oluwafreshkid:
Here in the states is the American Dream... 'getting everything you've ever dreamed of by working towards it'

Nigerians do love a cindarella story.

And to think of it; they said she's gonna be a motivational speaker at an event.

What has she got to say? To admonish people to keep doing what they do best? To keep praying and hoping? To keep believing in their luck? Motivational speaker of course.

Let's though allow her enjoy the fame in peace and not start hoping 'God pick up my call too' like Olajumoke.
She didn't even dial God's number, but ain't that the beauty of it?

And to those whose pastors gave prayer points like "o Lord my God, pick up my call as you did to Olajumoke in the days of old" , stop it! Instead, work to make God notice you.

You're right.

I think corporate nigeria went to far by making her a speaker at a major event. I mean, what exactly is she supposed to say ?

However, not much can be done about present concept of 'Nigerian Dream', as long as abject poverty and the lack of basic social amenities prevail.

A good chunk of People in this country have given up hope of ever achieving a good life through the work of their hands alone, hence the 'Cinderella syndrome'.

Our government should shoulder most of the blame for the subhuman policies and inhumane looting of commonwealth they have subjected Nigerians to over the years.

As a boy, I always asked my mum about the makers BAZOOKA gum...."What's wrong with them ?"

The taste of that goo....ughhh !

Child support must have driven him over the edge.

After 28 years a woman is considered 'elderly' from a Obstetric standpoint. Many complications can arise in the ante-natal to post-partum phases.

Asa/Praiz

Its called ' supernatural breakthrough' getting everything for practically nothing is the 'Nigerian Dream' let's not blame Jumoke for a subculture that existed decades before she appeared on the scene.

BTW I'm waiting for mine too...