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Adverts / Re: Buy Items Directly From Importer Inside Warehouse by STEVENcrack(m): 11:14pm On Mar 27, 2016
Please I deal with laptops and phones . can u send ur phone numbers let's do business
Romance / Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by STEVENcrack(m): 10:11pm On Feb 15, 2016
gp6liveth:
I must tell you that stopping masturbation is to take responsibility of such guilt that comes from the act. I have tried my best for the past 14 years to stop this act but I keep finding my self in it. I sow seeds for God to give me the courage to stop this nonsense but I still continue in it once in a while.
Loh and behold, I told myself that I will regret this act in the future. Thereafter, the fear of the unknown in the future and the sinful nature of masturbation combined with intense prayers and new year resolution has made me to stay away from it for close to 2months now. All glory to God. With continuous discipline and prayers I know I have overcame it for life.

If I can stop masturbation for about 14 years, you can also do so. May God help our generation.

14years...bro go and marry.
Romance / Re: This Phone Lasts Longer Than Some Men In Bed by STEVENcrack(m): 8:37pm On Jan 21, 2016
OnyeAraNdiIgbo:

My boyfriend bought the phone for me, I cannot place a price on it..
Ur BF must be a madman..@ ur moniker lolz
Romance / Re: This Phone Lasts Longer Than Some Men In Bed by STEVENcrack(m): 6:49pm On Jan 19, 2016
How much did u get the phone dear.
Travel / List Of Countries With Most Number Of Language Spoken(nigeria Is Still A Learner by STEVENcrack(m): 1:22pm On Jan 05, 2016
Top 20 countries by number of languages

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Language statistics & facts | Top 30 languages | 20 countries with the most languages
Language families: By speakers - By languages | Languages in the United States




While most countries have one or a handful of official or nationally recognized languages, there are typically groups of people residing in each country whose first language is something other than the nation's lingua franca. The numbers of such groups differ from country to country, and the size of these minority language "groups" can range from a single individual to millions of speakers.

Top 20 Languages by Number of Languages Spoken

Data source: Ethnologue: Languages of the World, 15th ed. (2005) & CIA World Fact Book.




 

Country

# of languages

 

% of world
languages

 

Official or national language(s)

Total population
(July 2005 est.)

1.

Papua New Guinea

820

 

11.86%

 

Hiri Motu, Tok Pisin,
English

5,545,268

2.

Indonesia

742

 

10.73%

 

Indonesian

241,973,879

3.

Nigeria

516

 

7.47%

 

Edo, Efik, Adamawa Fulfulde, Hausa, Idoma, Igbo, Central Kanuri, Yoruba, English

128,771,988

4.

India

427

 

6.18%

 

Lingua franca: English & Hindi
Official languages: Assamese, Bengali, Bodo, Dogri, Gujarati, Hindi, Kannada, Kashmiri, Konkani, Maithili, Malayalam, Marathi, Meitei, Nepali, Oriya, Eastern Panjabi, Sanskrit, Santali, Sindhi, Tamil, Telugu, Urdu.

1,080,264,388

5.

USA

311

 

4.50%

 

English
Regional: Hawaiian (in Hawaii), Spanish (in New Mexico)

295,734,134

6.

Mexico

297

 

4.30%

 

Spanish

106,202,903

7.

Cameroon

280

 

4.05%

 

English, French

16,380,005

8.

Australia

275

 

3.98%

 

English

20,090,437

9.

China

241

 

3.49%

 

Mandarin Chinese
Regional: Daur, Kalmyk-Oirat, Lu, Peripheral Mongolian, Central Tibetan, Uyghur, Xibe, Northern Zhuang

1,306,313,812

10.

Democratic Republic of Congo

216

 

3.12%

 

Koongo, Lingala, Luba-Kasai, Congo Swahili, French
Nairaland / General / Things You Dont Know About ANDROID Versions Nomenclature. by STEVENcrack(m): 1:44pm On Jan 01, 2016
Do you know that Google actually names their android versions in alphabetical order with a sweet and sugary confectionery. The following are lists of previous android versions and their nomenclatures .
 Cupcake (1.5)

▪ Donut (1.6)

▪ Eclair (2.0–2.1)

▪ Froyo (2.2–2.2.3)

▪ Gingerbread (2.3–2.3.7)

▪ Honeycomb (3.0–3.2.6)[a]

▪ Ice Cream Sandwich (4.0–4.0.4)

▪ Jelly Bean (4.1–4.3.1)

▪ KitKat (4.4–4.4.4, 4.4W–4.4W.2)

▪ Lollipop (5.0–5.1.1)

▪ Marshmallow (6.0–6.0.1)

And its even speculated that the next version which is android 7.0 would be named NUTELLA.
Religion / Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman's 2016 Prophecies by STEVENcrack(m): 12:11pm On Jan 01, 2016
Prophets of dooms, known for their evil prophecies. They would never prophecies good things..only doom to seek popularity..CHECK real men of God like Renard bonke, pastor adeboye, pastor kumuyi, even DK olukoya how many of them have given such prophecies but instead they pray for the nation and prophecizs good things.
Deut 13:3 (you must not listen to that prophet or dreamer of dreams even if what he says comes to pass, for your God ur lord is testing you to know if u truely love him with all your heart and all your soul)

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NYSC / Re: NYSC Allowance For All States In Nigeria by STEVENcrack(m): 1:35am On Jan 01, 2016
Oyo was paying my set(2013) #4000. ....we started complaining that they sud increase it to 7500 but they reduce d tin to #3800.

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NYSC / Re: Is She The Tallest Female Copper In Nigeria? by STEVENcrack(m): 8:52pm On Dec 31, 2015
She must be a descendant of Anaks..(The giants)
Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Warning A Zoo Management Issued To Their Visitors by STEVENcrack(m): 12:18pm On Dec 29, 2015
Africans sef, probably people were fond of throwing stuffs in there.

You throw u die..

That reminds me of this warning!!!!
You laugh u die

Nairaland / General / CALEB UNIVERSITY Scholarship..caleb University In Pathnership With Lagos State G by STEVENcrack(m): 1:03am On Dec 29, 2015
CALEB UNIVERSITY SCHOLARSHIP..Caleb university in pathnership with lagos state govt is offering scholarship to Lagos indigene.

If you meet this criteria and want more enquiries kindly call this number. 08023367342
NOTE: please take it serious, its not a scam..it was announced after our december deeperlife camp retreat yesterday.
Education / CALEB UNIVERSITY Scholarship..caleb University In Pathnership With Lagos State G by STEVENcrack(m): 6:27pm On Dec 28, 2015
CALEB UNIVERSITY SCHOLARSHIP..Caleb university in pathnership with lagos state govt is offering scholarship to Lagos indigene.

If you meet this criteria and want more enquiries kindly call this number. 08023367342
NOTE: please take it serious, its not a scam..it was announced after our december deeperlife camp retreat yesterday.
Education / Re: The Only English Sentence That When Read In Reverse Will Still Be The Same by STEVENcrack(m): 1:11pm On Dec 28, 2015
You are wrong OP.

Mine is the longest sentence

GATEMAN SEES NAME, GARAGEMAN SEES NAMETAG.

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Religion / Re: Why Was The Book Of Enoch Removed From The Bible? by STEVENcrack(m): 10:09am On Dec 27, 2015
Send to stivin35@yahoo.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: When Asked About Salary Preference by STEVENcrack(m): 7:19pm On Dec 24, 2015
Boltmeister:
So I went to an interview last week. After dusting their questions and I was about to go. The HR call me and ask me my salary preference. I told them they should give me their range, she said no, what do I want? I reasoned and said 70k up.. Lol I came out to meet others and I asked them what they said on salary. All of them said 40-60k .. I just laugh and said I don die .. Lmao!! No be Wetin you feel you want you go say? #ThingsILongThroatFor big salary abeg grin
I can bet my last penny that u av lost that job based on ur negligence to do ur assignment b4 going for an interview..
The main reason for asking u ur salary preference is to know if u knew about the company you applied to..
WAY FORWARD.
U can always link up with people that works in the company via linkdln, facebook or call their customer care and engage them in a chat..
THE RIGHT ANSWER
Is to pick a salary range like ur friends did, not too low and not too high THEN most especially and importantly tell the employer that its negotiable.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancies, Urgently Needed For Employment Dis Xmas by STEVENcrack(m): 5:53pm On Dec 23, 2015
The thunder wey go fire you dey smoke igbo inside bush.

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Politics / Re: Foreign Students Scrambling For Selfie With Jonathan - Pics by STEVENcrack(m): 3:38pm On Dec 23, 2015
Okaka27:
IF NA JONATHAN B DAT MAY THUNDER STRIKER ME.DEAD !!



Op grow up and get a job !
#wailingLiars

AMEN @ bolded

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Romance / Re: Help Someone Keep His Or Her Virginity Today by STEVENcrack(m): 3:31pm On Dec 23, 2015
Thanks bro..very helpful
GraceInUSA:


I'm only familiar with Deeperlife in College of Medicine. Venue: New Large Hall. Then I know there's another one at the entrance of Poultry road. I dont know of the one inside Campus as I am not based there.
Romance / Re: Pregnant by STEVENcrack(m): 3:15pm On Dec 23, 2015
osedvgirl:

grin
Can I send u a PM. Over
Romance / Re: Pregnant by STEVENcrack(m): 10:53am On Dec 23, 2015
osedvgirl:
I think i am pregnant, he said i should marry him, should i marry him or? but his pepeye is very very, too
undecided undecided undecided


jolllyjoy, what should i do? angry angry
u want to get laid abi.....naughty girl
Romance / Re: Help Someone Keep His Or Her Virginity Today by STEVENcrack(m): 9:21am On Dec 23, 2015
GraceInUSA:
AIM: This thread was created for us to rub minds on how to help a child out there maintain their virginity because some people loose their virginity even before they are mature enough to know what s*x means.
DISCLAIMER: This thread is based on MY OPINION and may take longer time to read because you would have to reason somethings. Space bookers aka Nairaland abeg, shift from this thread let reasonable opinions occupy at least this first page.

I am of the opinion that keeping one's virginity be it male/ female starts from infantry and childhood because once ''the seal'' is broken, it cant be replaced. It seems someone recently started a virginity revolution because the rate at which we continue to hear ''keep your virginity'' lecture is on the rise everywhere. In religious institutions, from parents and guardians and social networks like Facebook, Nairaland, etc. Everyone seems to have something to say as regards virginity and most times the blame falls on the female folks primarily because they have ''the seal'' forgetting that it takes two to tango.
Like I said earlier, it begins from infantry and childhood and can be maintained till the person is mature enough to have s*x ONLY if the following are kept constant. Straight to the points:

> Guys stop molesting and taking advantage of babies. Yes! Babies!! Hardly does a day roll by without news on some shameless man somewhere who lured a child anywhere to molest her. Lets not forget that once the hymen is broken, it cant be replaced. If you must have sex with someone, please get a prostitute. That's why they are there and not these young and innocent babies. These shameless males deflower young girls not even old enough to know what sex is thereby making them VIRGINLESS (Pardon my new English word abeg its just that sometimes English doesnt give you the most suitable word).

> Parents/ guardians, watch what play your children engage in. Reminds me of my gateman's 3 children all less than 10years. I was just passing by when I overheard one say to his younger ones ''Oya daddy, carry your wife go room make una go fu*k unaselves''. I was shocked. It's so hard to find children of this generation that never played the so called ''daddy and mummy game'' where they use opportunity to practice what they saw their parents do or watched in movies thereby making themselves VIRGINLESS.

> Parents/ guardians, dont fail to teach that young child all s/he should know on sex education. If you dont, others will and trust me, they'll get the wrong lessons.

> Parents/ guardians, please dont make your children afraid of you. Make them trust you. Maintain a healty relationship with them so that they'll be free to open up to you whatever is bothering them.

> Parents/ guardians, please dont bathe your children together. You might not know what they've been up to. They may just decide to explore their bodies in your absence one day and become VIRGINLESS.

> Parents/ guardians please dont send your female child on errand to any male friend of yours alone. By doing this you protect them from guys in my number 1 point. Some guys can stoop so low when it comes to s*x then they blame their shamelessness on the innocent devil or on konji.

Lest I forget, guys, if you know you are or were guilty of points 1 and 2 above (child molestation and playing mummy and daddy respectively), please stop it and also stop insulting VIRGINLESS girls because you and your likes helped remove a virgin from that status.
Please let us all be on the watch and help someone out there maintain their virginity.
The thread is open to constructive criticisms.

Nice write up bro, quite didactic.. I want to ask how I cud locate deeperlife campus fellowship at AAU
Education / Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by STEVENcrack(m): 9:16am On Dec 23, 2015
Greatest SHOPRITE..

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Crime / Re: Robber Misses Way After Operation In Lagos, Arrested (pictured) by STEVENcrack(m): 9:09am On Dec 23, 2015
That's what the economy is turning some people into..

The rate of crime have really appreciated.
Religion / Re: The Misinterpretation Of Matthew 11:12 In The Bible (Violent Prayers) by STEVENcrack(m): 1:28pm On Dec 21, 2015
MuttleyLaff:
Bro, if you are honest and sincere with yourself, you will know and admit that 1 Corinthians 16:2 has nothing whatsoever to do with tithe stuff

As a matter of fact bro, if you are seriously honest and sincere with yourself,
you will know and admit that 1 Corinthians 16:2 is about a collection for the saints (i.e. collection for believers)

1 Corinthians 16:2 was a request made by Paul to the Corinthians,
that at the first day of the week (i.e. Sunday) they should in proportion to what they have, weekly lay aside something from their surplus,
and save it in the house until when he next turns up to pick it up,
all this so no collection bowl will have to be passed around for the benefit of the saints when he comes visiting

Tithing is like the law of gravity, it will always bring one down
but if operating on a higher law, like the law of Aerodynamics, you will soar

The tithe giver is operating under the Law and would always be pinned down by the law,
the cheerful cheerful is operating with Grace and would always soar in the air with grace

You can rendered that ''my conscience always prick me whenever I miss out on remitting my tithes'' inoperative
by being mindful of 2 Corinthians 9:7

''You must each decide in your heart how much to give.
And don't give reluctantly or in response to pressure.
"For God loves a person who gives cheerfully.''

- 2 Corinthians 9:7

and if you want to do religion, then James 1:27 is the kind of religion God approves

Thanks a lot bro...made lots of sense. I would still pay 10% of my earning but not in the name of tithes now.

In btw, where do u fellowship bro.
Religion / Re: The Misinterpretation Of Matthew 11:12 In The Bible (Violent Prayers) by STEVENcrack(m): 9:33pm On Dec 20, 2015
MuttleyLaff:
Well... this is lamentable

We along with you, thank God for small mercies such as the newly acquired Tecno Phantom 5

True, it doesnt in any way or have anything to do with prayers, as some, by most preachers are led to believe

Unfortunately this whole statement is inaccurate,
as it isnt about spreading the message of living in the Kingdom of God where Jesus is the King in charge of all affairs
but rather has more to do about/with, how some, upon hearing the good news of the kingdom of God, are forcibly entering the Kingdom of Heaven

Forcibly entering the Kingdom of Heaven, as in or because the gate is narrow (i.e. Matthew 7:13-14)

13"You can enter God's Kingdom only through the narrow gate.
The highway to hell is broad, and its gate is wide for the many who choose that way.

14But the gateway to life is very narrow and the road is difficult, and only a few ever find it
- Matthew 7:13-14

Though you have good intentions in bringing attention to the misinterpreted verse
and highlighting the eisegesis perpetrated with this verse by ignorant and/or unscrupulous preachers, pastors etcetera,
you too have slipped on the banana skin and fallen victim to misinterpreting the verse

Very disrespectul isnt it?
Apart from babies, would an earthly father/mother be swayed or influenced by loud talk, screams, shouts, display of militant aggressiveness etcetera when having conversations, dialogues, exchanges, discussions or mitigations with his/her kid(s)?

The Siege of Jerusalem in the year 70 AD was the death of tithing and the destruction of the temple put the last nail in the tithing coffin.
Obligatory tithing, resurrected tithing, tithing-under-any-form-of-disguise is tantamount to extortion

Let me end with providing the witness scripture (i.e. Luke 16:16) that not only backs Mathew 11:12 up
but also puts Mathew 11:12 into perspective (i.e. Luke 16:16 makes the gist in Mathew 11:12 clearer)

And from the days of John the Baptist until now the kingdom of heaven suffereth violence,
and the violent take it by force.

- Mathew 11:12

"Moses' Teachings and the Prophets were [in force] until the time of John.
Since that time, people have been telling the Good News about the kingdom of God,
and everyone is trying to force their way into it

- Luke 16:16

"Until John the Baptist, the law of Moses and the messages of the prophets were your guides.
But now the Good News of the Kingdom of God is preached, and everyone is eager to get in
- Luke 16:16

''Suffereth'' in Mathew 11:12 means tolerated, allowed, permitted
and the ''violence'' in Mathew 11:12 DOES NOT mean behaviour involving physical force with intention to hurt, damage, kill or be destructive
but rather eagerness to push in, to press in etcetera through the ''narrow gate'' in order to gain access into entering the Kingdom of Heaven
Thanks a lot bro, you wrote with precision and in brevity without mincing words. Thanks for clearing this out BUT I still have a verse that I need help with concerning this tithes stuff(1corin16:2) and why do my conscience always prick me whenever I miss out on remitting my tithes.

Regards.
Education / Re: 2015/2016 Direct Entry Admission Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-ife by STEVENcrack(m): 7:50pm On Dec 20, 2015
Hello house mate,

Please can I get any information of getting a Direct Entry into A. O. U to study medical laboratory.
Kindly advice on the necessary steps I need to follow.

Best regards.
Nairaland / General / I Need A Second Hand Bold5 Anyone Willing To Sell At A Reasonable Price by STEVENcrack(m): 5:34pm On Dec 18, 2015
i need a second hand bold5 anyone willing to sell at a reasonable price.

My number 08185060821
Health / Re: My Sperm Color Just Changed..please Is This Normal? by STEVENcrack(m): 1:42pm On Dec 14, 2015
How do u know the color of the sperm..I sight chronic masturbator..
Anyways u are suffering from HAEMATOSPERMIA. Lemme break it down. HAE- biological name for blood. MATO- inside SPERMIA- sperm So my guy just go do lab test.
Nairaland / General / Re: See What This Sharp Guy Was Doing At Mile 12 Market...very Graphic Photo(lolz) by STEVENcrack(m): 9:27am On Dec 12, 2015
pyyxxaro:
Who tell you say the guy na igbo man now

Abi na only Garri Igbo men de thief cry
This one na RICE, no be garri
Nairaland / General / Re: See What This Sharp Guy Was Doing At Mile 12 Market...very Graphic Photo(lolz) by STEVENcrack(m): 9:25am On Dec 12, 2015
agarawu23:
Graphic photo? undecided
Guy u too like graphic photo..u go wicked o.

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