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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A Graduate Job Seeker Brought This Letter To My Office by STEVENcrack(m): 9:15am On Aug 18, 2015
socialmediaman:


HND actually needs to be upgraded to BTech. They are graduates with a different orientation from Bsc or BEng
I am an H.N.D holder and I am better than you.


Debate is imperative.
Crime / Re: Man Killed And Dumped At Mile 2 (Graphic Photos) by STEVENcrack(m): 11:33am On Aug 17, 2015
Why are MAN so UNKIND to MANKIND.
Religion / Re: Why Do Pastors Shout When Preaching? by STEVENcrack(m): 3:07pm On Aug 16, 2015
EroticAngelina:
I've never been to a church where the pastor or person preaching doesn't shout..

Does the shouting make the blessing more effective or what?? go abroad, ull never see a pastor literally screaming in ur ears thru the speakers embarassed

I want to know why it is so.


Am a deeperlifer so I don't know what you are talking about.

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Business / Re: Segun Agbaje Wins CEO Of The Year In London by STEVENcrack(m): 12:02pm On Aug 16, 2015
Jimi agbaje bloodai.
Dat agbaje family is blessed.

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Romance / Re: 5 Reasons Some Women Dislike Condoms [must Read] See Here by STEVENcrack(m): 8:49pm On Aug 15, 2015
Mznaett:
God abeg help me cuz I love flesh2flesh die cry
Are u married.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ICS Talent Bank: Biggest Job Fair In West Africa by STEVENcrack(m): 8:20am On Aug 13, 2015
Please can you give me the list of the top brands that would be present at the job fair. Thanks.
Phones / Re: What To Do When Your Phone Drops Inside Water by STEVENcrack(m): 3:23pm On Aug 11, 2015
So what happens to d rice. Healthwise
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is The Hope For A 2.2 In The Labour Market by STEVENcrack(m): 2:23pm On Aug 07, 2015
nobleens:
With the high rate of students graduating from the Nigerian institutions, what is the hope of a 2.2, third and pass holder in the Nigerian labour market?

Opinions please..

It is easier for an elephant to pass tru d eye of a needle than for them to get job except they connectively connected(wifi).

Way forward they sud just go and learn a trade, or go intO teaching, tie and die, soap making ETC
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Identify A Scam Interview Invitation by STEVENcrack(m): 7:55am On Aug 07, 2015
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EBT means Esther break through..I have fallen into their hands once and they extorted #2500 from me..don't even go there.

They are very organised scammers..u won't even realise it at first but on a long run nobody go tell u say u don enter one chance.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Identify A Scam Interview Invitation by STEVENcrack(m): 7:44am On Aug 07, 2015
Funpeter:
U re invited 4 a recruitment interview 2 join our work/empowerment team,on wed 29/7/15,@ 3,Church St,off Olowu St,off Toyin St,Ikeja,by 9:55am. any idea of what this company does?
They are Health Stream Alliance(mlm) just like GNLD.

My advice is DON'T GO.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why Job Seekers Hate Marketing Jobs (A Must Read) by STEVENcrack(m): 11:44pm On Aug 06, 2015
STEVENcrack:


Your moniker is WFMCC meaning Work Force Management Centre..an outsourcing firm that recruits marketers,Direct sales agents,sales representatives or watever names u call them only to pay them peanuts and expoose them to slavery. Imagine a graduate paid 40k that's not even up to a semeter fee..am poignant u guyz sud be hanged..even u replying dis posts with all dis English can u do a marketing job..the marketter wud be suffering in d sun to meet some outrageous mammoth target while u will slash part of his salary and pay him peanut.

Please don't let me expose u guyz because u people are one of d problem Nigeria is facing esp graduates..there curses won't seize until nemesis falls on u people.

WAY FORWARD that bank marketing/sales is slavery. Scrap it or pay the equivalent at least.

But thank God for you guyz(outsourcing firm) if not it would only be d rich and corrupt that would be employed just that that marketing job sud be reviewed.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why Job Seekers Hate Marketing Jobs (A Must Read) by STEVENcrack(m): 1:54pm On Aug 06, 2015
wfmcc:
I can understand how you feel from your expression,but no one is ever forced to get a job, & workforce or any other recruiting/consulting firms recruits for all bank positions & not for a single role as you mentioned. I wish you only understand how the economy runs,even in US,there are consulting/recruiting firms. We all can only encourage the government to move motions for a more flexible policy in financial institutions.

Yeah I also understand that you must protect your organisation and also the fact that the economy is bad and also d fact that U.S also have outsourcing firm but my bone of contention is that the renumeration is very very poor and neglible..Now for instance a graduate H.N.D, or BSC graduate working as a diamond bank sales/marketer earns 28k with 0.25 commision no transport allowance, no feeding and he must open 60 accounts per months including exclusive accts(acct opened with 250K and above). Then a 10million naira monthly target. And after 3 months he wud be asked to go because he didn't meet their beautiful and lovely target.THAT'S WICKEDNESS and the reason why this nonsense would continue is because the outsourcing firms dont really care as long as their client is paying them well and thEy are getting their percentage from another Man's sweat.

I understand that u also recruit for other positions like the opeartions. Am a distinction student(27years) old and still roaming around d street of lagos looking for Mirage JOBS(jobs that looks like they are there but in d real sense they are not) so WFMCC is there anyway that u can help change my status from Jobless to employed because all d offer am getting from all outsourcing firm is a marketing job which I won't take.
I know that it is not d system that reads and reply so pls help a brother out. Don't let me comit suicide and die with all my brilliance, my dreams, and my goals. Thank you so much for looking into my concerns.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why Job Seekers Hate Marketing Jobs (A Must Read) by STEVENcrack(m): 12:24pm On Aug 06, 2015
wfmcc:
All opinions should be respected, so I respect yours. But know that all Banks do not have the same products. Secondly,targets are challenging but I would tell you many have achieved without even having any connection but they built up to the challenge. Thirdly,why would you think you can not,even when you have not tried,it is better to try for the said three months,bare the risk,& what if you make it?. Know that no employer jails an employee for not failing to meet target. My dear, any optimist can always think and try,it could be an avenue for a greater exploit.

Your moniker is WFMCC meaning Work Force Management Centre..an outsourcing firm that recruits marketers,Direct sales agents,sales representatives or watever names u call them only to pay them peanuts and expoose them to slavery. Imagine a graduate paid 40k that's not even up to a semeter fee..am poignant u guyz sud be hanged..even u replying dis posts with all dis English can u do a marketing job..the marketter wud be suffering in d sun to meet some outrageous mammoth target while u will slash part of his salary and pay him peanut.

Please don't let me expose u guyz because u people are one of d problem Nigeria is facing esp graduates..there curses won't seize until nemesis falls on u people.

WAY FORWARD that bank marketing/sales is slavery. Scrap it or pay the equivalent at least.

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Education / Re: #secschoolinnigeria Now Trending On Twitter. Come In To See Funny Pics by STEVENcrack(m): 11:57am On Aug 06, 2015
southniyikaye:
the worst have done was mix a little bit of poo in my seniors beans cos he is always requesting for my dinning food. And urinating in his drinking water cos him go just trow keg give me like say I be slave every morning. .. If u ever attended F.G.C IBILLO, u will understand. 1995-2001 set
Are u married ?
Business / Re: What A Banker Did To Me Recently by STEVENcrack(m): 2:31pm On Aug 03, 2015
Maxxxcarter:



BROS I'M SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR JOB BUT NOT TO WORRY GOD WILL BRING A BETTER JOB YOUR WAY SOON
Amen.
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Salutes Arase, IGP (Photos) by STEVENcrack(m): 11:29pm On Aug 02, 2015
So she can actually make another hair style..wow
Business / Re: What A Banker Did To Me Recently by STEVENcrack(m): 11:26pm On Aug 02, 2015
If every Nigerians were like you OP I wouldn't have lost my job.

God would bless you a countless time. Good legacy. I hope we all learn from this nice gesture.

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Phones / Re: Some Interesting Things You Don't Know Your Smartphone Can Do by STEVENcrack(m): 8:34pm On Aug 01, 2015
Is blackbErry not a smart phone.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What You Need to Know About GNLD/Multi Level Marketers Posing as Employers by STEVENcrack(m): 8:44pm On Jul 29, 2015
Alphaplus.
Esther breakthrough.

Once u get an invitation from a company just google their name but now its like they don't use names again..u wud see somtin like HR/CV/05, MD/CV/009..........
Food / Re: Difference Between Butter And Mangerine by STEVENcrack(m): 8:15pm On Jul 29, 2015
Another difference is their SPELLING. And number of alphabets contained.

But lemme ask is Blueband a butter or a margarine AND why.
Pets / Re: Help Me With Breed Of My Dog.(pics Included). by STEVENcrack(m): 8:03pm On Jul 29, 2015
Pakinese
Religion / Re: The Second Coming: A Failed Prophecy??? by STEVENcrack(m): 10:22pm On Jul 26, 2015
BERNIMOORE:
the guy is lazy to remember anything grin grin grin he feared that death might even be the end hence he can't adjust his ways cheesy grin phobia things sha!

They are many on nairaland..dats why I created a perfect signature for them..atheist my foot.
Religion / Re: The Second Coming: A Failed Prophecy??? by STEVENcrack(m): 10:08pm On Jul 26, 2015
Reiyvinn:


LOL! The Bible has really made a wordsmith of Christians. Twisting, Re-interpreting, adding of Eisegesis, e.t.c just to defend what they believe. It has also made Christians terrible researchers.

It's funny, but it's really unfortunate.
Remember the days of NOAH..

In your mind u felt that u av written a nice piece why don't u go to ur pastor for clarity instead of publishing this on nairaland looking for people to weaken their faith. The DAVIEN guy already explained it to u but it seems u are not in for answers just want an arguement.

We are christians meaning "christlike" and Jesus christ made us to know dat no one knows d time when he's gonna come. I repeat no one.

Remember the days of NOAH. Remember sodom. Remember gomorrah. Remember neniveh.
Politics / Re: Daring The President On Halliburton Scandal Prosecution. by STEVENcrack(m): 10:20pm On Jul 24, 2015
That's roughly #28000000000(28bills)naira

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Education / Re: No Nigerian University Made It To The Top 1000 Universities In The World by STEVENcrack(m): 8:07am On Jul 23, 2015
ilobasama:
Bros UK, canada. Go find out
I wud say u said so.
Career / Re: Diary Of A Pretend HR by STEVENcrack(m): 8:01am On Jul 23, 2015
Please am really guilty of using MY CV as the subject please can you give me a better subject that I can use when sending my CV soft copy.

Thanks.
Education / Re: No Nigerian University Made It To The Top 1000 Universities In The World by STEVENcrack(m): 9:18pm On Jul 22, 2015
ilobasama:
Its not shocking. The trend has been on since God knows when. Our education system needs serious improvement. In other places it takes a max of 8months to obtain an Msc degree while here, 18months is a feat
8months...

Broda na which country be dat.

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NYSC / Re: First Class Graduates To Serve In Tertiary Institutions -NYSC by STEVENcrack(m): 5:04pm On Jul 22, 2015
Hmmm..that's a nice initiative. How I wished this was implemented 3years ago by Brigadier okore offia I would have served in a tertiary institution and maybe a lecturer by now.
Education / Re: 6 Strong Steps To Avoid A 'carryover' by STEVENcrack(m): 10:34am On Jul 22, 2015
1) When time is limited effective use of it is vital,cos time spent playing is a time wasted in other words channel those time towards reading so that u MINIMIZE THE TIME SPENT WORRYING IN THE EXAM HALL.

2) Create more time for frequent revision.

3) Turn exam tension into your advantage and recognise that exam tension are body way of preparing you to perform at a higher level.

4) If you are lost in a question,get on with other questions the subject matter may unlock your memory.

5) Concentrate on main points first, markers look for main points before allocating marks for additional details.

6) Take sugary things e.g sweets....it helps increase your energy and glucose level.trust me, u need it.

7) Don't panic when d invigilator says 5mins more. It can be amazing how much u can write in that short period of time..keep writing until he insists u stop.

cool After each questions, close your eyes and take a deep breath as a sign of relief before attempting the next.

9) Pray before and after your papers and try as much as possible to abstain from sin..be very close to God..READ LIKE U NEVA PRAYED, PRAY LIKE U NEVER READ.

10) Think positive and be optimistic.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Why Do Some Ladies Hype Themselves Like This ? by STEVENcrack(m): 11:32pm On Jul 21, 2015
Hmmmm..this is sorcery.

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