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Nairaland / General / Re: See What This Sharp Guy Was Doing At Mile 12 Market...very Graphic Photo(lolz) by STEVENcrack(m): 9:23am On Dec 12, 2015
adegunahmed:
thier godfather/rolemodel has said "stealing is not corruption"
Bro...u are taking it personal..

U don chop.
Nairaland / General / See What This Sharp Guy Was Doing At Mile 12 Market...very Graphic Photo(lolz) by STEVENcrack(m): 8:58am On Dec 12, 2015
I went to mile 12 market to get some foods stuffs when I saw this comedy skit, at first it was like a joke. Guys are not smilling this EMBER month o, am sure that someone has already paid for that rice and that sharp guy at that corner just dey do im tinx sharpaly. If u are not wise in lagos u can never be wise again. IGBO KWENU..I salute all my igbo brethren.

Politics / Re: Nairaland Says No To Secessionists by STEVENcrack(m): 2:32pm On Dec 10, 2015
Seun:
Fellow Nairalanders,

Nairaland loves Igbos and Niger Deltans very much. The thought of being separated from them for any reason is unbearable to us, so we have decided that we will reject any attempt by anyone to use Nairaland to promote the idea of removing Igbos and Niger Deltans from Nigeria.

We have updated rule 9 of Nairaland to reflect this decision. It now says:


I'd like to urge all Nairaland members to respect and obey rule 9. Mynd44 is in charge of enforcing it. If you break this rule, you'll be banned.

Thanks,
Seun (Founder Of Nairaland).
And this made front page.....smh
Nairaland / General / Re: Solar Power Bank For Sale At A Reasonable Amount. by STEVENcrack(m): 12:00pm On Dec 09, 2015
STEVENcrack:
30,000ahms solar power bank for sale.

Detailed functions include:

(1)Can charge minimum of two phones on the go.
(2)Charges all mobile phones,tablet PC, ipad, ipod,gps,bluetooth devices etc.
(3)Mecury light and LED lights
(4) Big solar panel.
(5) Increases the life span of ur battery (are u suprise)

If you are travelling for the yuletide then u need an uniterupted power for ur devices.
Price: 25$ (5k)
Call me ASAP 08185060821.

Nairaland / General / Solar Power Bank For Sale At A Reasonable Amount. by STEVENcrack(m): 11:51am On Dec 09, 2015
30,000ahms solar power bank for sale.

Detailed functions include:

(1)Can charge minimum of two phones on the go.
(2)Charges all mobile phones,tablet PC, ipad, ipod,gps,bluetooth devices etc.
(3)Mecury light and LED lights
(4) Big solar panel.
(5) Increases the life span of ur battery (are u suprise)

If you are travelling for the yuletide then u need an uniterupted power for ur devices.
Price: 25$ (5k)
Call me ASAP 08185060821.
Family / Re: 'my Husband Cannot Satisfy Me Sexually'..... Wife by STEVENcrack(m): 10:45pm On Nov 20, 2015
raayah:
Always test drive before buying!

I think your husband has to see a doctor first because there is nothing you can do here. Pre mature ejaculation is the worst because, even a little amount of foreplayy can cause leakage.

If he does not want to take drugs or see a doctor. Then start training him using Start and stop method.

If you are on top , do like 5 rides/strokes and stop. He rests for a few seconds and you continue.
If na oral same thing/, stop every 30 seconds and start again.
It's not the best but he lasts longer.

But the best option is that he visits a doctor.

are u a IndecentStar dear
Career / Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by STEVENcrack(m): 4:03pm On Nov 18, 2015
Copied from ics page.

@ op the person is not ur friend
Romance / Re: I Have Regular Sex With A Married Woman! I Feel I Will Soon Be Caught by STEVENcrack(m): 3:51pm On Nov 17, 2015
Champion
Science/Technology / Re: What The Earth Would Look Like If The Planets Were As Close As The Moon by STEVENcrack(m): 9:00pm On Nov 15, 2015
johnydon22:


Pluto is a mini-planet not a main planet.. Many more planets are being discovered in our solar system.

as it is now they are 8main planets the one listed above and 8mini/dwarf planets (pluto belongs here) in our solar system only.

With more facts being uncovered everyday and more discoveries being made, this am sure will improve soon.smiley
yeah...the eighth one is Krypthon
Phones / Re: 7 Ways To Reduce Data Consumption On Android. by STEVENcrack(m): 9:57pm On Nov 14, 2015
depressedsoul:
I was born and bred in Lagos Nigeria. i am over 30 but swimming in poverty. i attended a university in Ogun state but i dropped out due to the loss of my mother who happened to be my sponsor back then. My father died before i was 4years old so i had no one to fall back on. I am the only child and life has been so cruel to me. I have no job at hand. My fathers family has taken possession of his property at Agege Lagos because they insist my mother had me for another man due to stories i'm hearing for the first time since my parent's demise. The story of my life is so wide, bitter and depressing. The moral of my epistle is that i need a casual job to survive. I am contemplating suicide at the moment and i almost drank sniper insecticide today. This is my last attempt at survival before i do the needful on my existence. Nairalanders please help me find any legal job be it unskilled labour. I have tried and tried but to no avail. Pardon me for been incoherent. I am a depressed soul waiting to see if my life can have a second chance.

This is not fraud nor scam. if you really want to know how real my story is kindly send me a private message.
are u 4 real..and u still have money to subscribe and nairaland..anyways for d records GO AND TEACH BRO
Religion / Re: PASTOR WF KUMUIYI Of Deeperlife Church Storms Ikorodu by STEVENcrack(m): 7:17pm On Sep 07, 2015
ifeness:
Kumuyi the suppressor of knowledge. Well done for keeping your congregation ignorant.
pray for soul.
Religion / PASTOR WF KUMUIYI Of Deeperlife Church Storms Ikorodu by STEVENcrack(m): 2:59pm On Sep 07, 2015
The General superintendent of deeperlife bible church is coming to IKORODU on 11th sept 2015. Live on LASPOTECH IKORODU. Come and witness the power of the God that cannot fail, come along with your problems and leave it there.

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Religion / Re: Is Self Servicing A "SIN" For A Couple Whose Partner Is Hardly Around? by STEVENcrack(m): 8:11pm On Sep 06, 2015
raayah:
It depends on your relationship, if your partner is comfortable with it, go for it.

For all of you metioning me... Guess what, I MASTURBATE and I dont give two flying pigs.

Let me be sad sad

For the ladies.. Lie down on your bed tonight and spread those legs (sorry if you are on your period tongue).
Use your fingers to find the spot.. (once you find it u will know).
Now stroke it in circular motions..
Keep going, it feels like you want to pee, just keep going.
You will get to that sweet sweet land....

You're welcome wink
No wonder you left deeperlife that you were borned into.
I pray God brings u back to repentance because one day we will find a time to die.
Give ur life to Christ my sister. Worldly pleasures is vain and doesn't last.
Religion / Re: Lagos State Is Under Siege - Deeper Life by STEVENcrack(m): 8:08pm On Aug 27, 2015
raayah:


lol.. believe me or not. I was in deeperlife even before ayobo and gbagada was built. My parents and I contributed immensely to the building of gbagada and dlcc. My parents went to deeperlife when it was still being held in backyards.

I sang in the choir. I am very much a deeperlife person.
And you av backslided.

This is pure blasphemy..even a real deeperlifer won't say bad things abt other denomination.

Which of the pastors message encourages the members to breed like Rats..becos deeperlife is a church were things are done in moderation.

So where do you fellowship now abi u are now an atheist too.

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Religion / Re: Lagos State Is Under Siege - Deeper Life by STEVENcrack(m): 7:53pm On Aug 27, 2015
raayah:
Organized religion is one of the major causes of the increase in crime rate .

Deeper Life is a major culprit. They encourage their workers to quit their jobs so that they can 'serve god' more. After doing this, they start living in poverty, become desperate and turn to crime.

I was born and bred deeper life. I know first-hand what goes on there. They are very hypocritical. They encourage their members to breed like rats.

How can you encourage jobless men to have 8 kids. I remember one member was arrested for stealing pigs to feed his large family. He was unemployed like the rest.

what of the brothers that were warned to quit their jobs because they missed workers meeting? The stupid one who complied are still looking for jobs today.

Don't let me start with deeper life today.

Organized religion is the major culprit for crime.
You were never a deeperlife raayah.

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Sports / Re: OFFICIALLY Chelsea Signs Pedro From Barcelona €30million by STEVENcrack(m): 8:24pm On Aug 20, 2015
Am so sorry for falcao.
Sports / OFFICIALLY Chelsea Signs Pedro From Barcelona €30million by STEVENcrack(m): 8:23pm On Aug 20, 2015
The Premier League champions have sealed a deal worth €30 million for the Spain international, who spurned interest from Manchester United to move to chelsea.

Congrats to all chealsea fans..am a CITY fan and u guyz can't beat us EPL glory.
Events / Re: Fisherman Buried With A Fish Coffin In Ghana (see Photos) by STEVENcrack(m): 6:25pm On Aug 20, 2015
Roland17:
Make him continue him fishing for yonder grin grin

U be benin guy or delta guy abi.





Badt guyz.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancy At Icsl Outsourcing. by STEVENcrack(m): 6:15pm On Aug 20, 2015
Happiness87:
i was invited last week, but rescheduled due to my unavailability , have not heard from them again
Hello happiness,
Please try to re-apply for the talent bank.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancy At Icsl Outsourcing. by STEVENcrack(m): 6:06pm On Aug 20, 2015
ladyJ22:
i passed access bank interview through ICSL for almost three month now no call for induction and you people are not doing anything abt it. i hv done all my documentation n SHL online test. well still hoping to hear from you people
We are still waiting on our client. It requires due protocol. We would definitely get back to you as soon as possible.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancy At Icsl Outsourcing. by STEVENcrack(m): 6:01pm On Aug 20, 2015
missKiffy:

Am just seeing this message now, had it been I saw it earlier I would have participated
Its noT late yet....just apply online, if u met d above criterion u wud be invited foR test. Interview and documEntations.
Jobs/Vacancies / Vacancy At Icsl Outsourcing. by STEVENcrack(m): 8:09pm On Aug 19, 2015
Do you have minimum of 2:1 or Upper credit?Are you 28 years old or below?If yes,then this opportunity is for you!Register now on www.icsjobportal.com/talentbank or walk into ICS office at 6 Olusoji Idowu Street off Association avenue obanikoro busstop ilupeju by 8am on Thursday 20th Aug 2015 to participate in the ongoing recruitment (Test & Interview) for ICS Job Fair,Africa's biggest!Come with original copies of WAEC result,birth cert,FSLC,BSC/HND/ND,NYSC cert,ID,a passport photo & updated CV.Please come dressed in suit.Kindly pass on if you have gone through ICS Talent Bank assessment. Thank you
Career / Re: Now That I Got A Job I Am Now Confused. by STEVENcrack(m): 5:47pm On Aug 18, 2015
KINDlY READ ME.

Are u 4 real. That car thEy are offering aint yours and u cud sacked at anytime..did u take ur time to know why dat position is vacant, if they sacked the former employee.

I wud advice u go for the teaching job the chances of been sacked is very low and moreover u wud be taking Fmaths which wud earn u some private lesson and that means u cud earn notin less than 100k. Then u can go for ur PHD..apply for leacturing job which I know pays noTin leSs than 200k.

Think about it very well bro..the multitude may not always be ryt. Seek professional advice, u already gat one @ ur disposal.

THANK ME LERRA
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A Graduate Job Seeker Brought This Letter To My Office by STEVENcrack(m): 5:34pm On Aug 18, 2015
NoriegaQ:


Sorry to interrupt but there's nothing like a distinction in CCNA. You sound really bitter.
If you can read.

PleAse kindly refer back to the subject.

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A Graduate Job Seeker Brought This Letter To My Office by STEVENcrack(m): 10:56am On Aug 18, 2015
OrlandoOwoh:

That is a typographical error. Did you know the grounds on which they were rejected? Go to google.
And they are university graduates. Smh
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A Graduate Job Seeker Brought This Letter To My Office by STEVENcrack(m): 10:37am On Aug 18, 2015
OrlandoOwoh:

Make sure you understand me before you quote me. I won't say more than that. This was the same way some of you defended three "graduates" of ESUT they were regeted by their PPAs during their NYSC.

Morals: no one is perfect.

And if you don't know it is normal to be rejected in your PPA. There are so many reasons for rejection and the academic assessment is just (one) of them.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A Graduate Job Seeker Brought This Letter To My Office by STEVENcrack(m): 10:25am On Aug 18, 2015
OrlandoOwoh:

We have lazy students today that don't read. Go to some of the first generation universities. You will see holders of WAEC manning NASU and SSANU. They are the best typists. They moved from just using manual typewriters to using laptops and PC, and are able to make use of MS. These people could type memos and circulars on behalf of the VC, deans or HoDs of hand.
Even the worst student can rise above the heavens.
You said and I quote "They moved from just using manual typewriters to using laptops and PC, and are able to make use of MS." Give this writer a chance and I bet u that she wud do better than those ur references. Let her start from somewhere and moreover who made u a judge over her.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A Graduate Job Seeker Brought This Letter To My Office by STEVENcrack(m): 10:15am On Aug 18, 2015
Jarus:


I agree the best HND holders can hold their own against the best Bsc holders. But not sure about that if we look at average.

And your copious use of "so-called Bsc" in the comment makes one wonder if this is not about bitterness than proving a point.
" So called BSC"Apologies on that. Where are my manners!
I had to use it to refute a mention. The way the system ostracise and stigmatise HND is so poignant. And even d BSC are so dogged to envisage it.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A Graduate Job Seeker Brought This Letter To My Office by STEVENcrack(m): 9:59am On Aug 18, 2015
OrlandoOwoh:
Let's stop defending the writer because we feel he is SSCE holder. The truth of the matter is that the reading culture of today has died. Some of our parents never went beyond primary schools but could write better than some graduates of today.
before you conclude dear, think abt this questions;
(1)Why would a SSCE holder be looking for a job instead of furthering her studies....
(2) What kind of second school do u think her parent could afford.
(3) From this letter do u think she made her WAEC ?
All I see in this writer is a raw brilliant talent in embryo that only lacks diction organisation. Nigeria a country where young talents from poor pedigree dies.
The letter is not bad just that it lacks originality, she wanted to impress d employer so she used big words wrongly..she needs to work on her choice of words and organisation of words.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A Graduate Job Seeker Brought This Letter To My Office by STEVENcrack(m): 9:44am On Aug 18, 2015
slap1:


Hehe, e never reach like that, bro.
Don't mind them.

During my IT days I worked with 2 Bse microbiologists in view and they could not even defend the course just speaking high voltage english. My boss was always telling me to put them through.

During my NYSC I was awarded the best corper amidst the so called BSC.

I Enrolled for CCNA couRse something outside my field, After d 6months training(HiiT)ibadan I was d only one that finished with a distinction amidst the so called BSC.

Even my lecturer a BSC holder used my project work that I carried out without her supervision just her financial assistant to bag her masters

BSC is so overrated. D only difference is d professors and the latest modern facilities at your disposal bcoos of government interventions.

The best HND holder can challenge the best BSC.

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