₦airaland Forum

UncleJJ:
Some one asked this question some time ago.

This was my answer



Remember a girl , that claimed virgin. Girl kept on saying harder... harder... during the jigi jigi

Pls I Dnt Undastand This Statement " I Dnt Expect A 30yrs Old Virgin To Bleed".

Op. U Beta Wake Up Frm Ur Slumber. 99% Virgins For Nl, Anoda Story Pls!

chiraqDemon:
lol, did u get back wit again or did u try to explain things to her?
Ive never gotten so drunk i start to forget my actions or start acting drunk, i might stagger a bit but ill always chose my words so i dont say stuff i dont want to say
My highest number of bottles of beer is 9, never gone past that

Mogbe 9 Bottles... Ma Nigga Na U Be Don Gorgon

Its Normal..Na Bcus U Never Gbensh Her

Lemme Nt Talk.

menstrualpad:
Those are the ways of Believers.... He might be an infidel.

Hmm! True

Ehyah... Painful. Bt U Sure Say That Ur Frnd Pay Tithe/Dedicate That Car.

SpicyMimi:
Wow! My Dad said same thing, no one taught him....hummmm...that's quite amazing!

Yea. No One Taught Me, Wenever Am Inside A Car With Anyone, I Watch Closely, Pay Total Attention.

Driving Is Fun Mehn!!! I Remembered My Frist Day Driving. The Frist Car I Drove Was A Toyota 4 Runner, On Lekki Epe Expressway Lagos State. I Was So Confident, I Was Nt Distracted. I Just Maintain My Lane. Funny Enough, No One Taugh Me How To Drive, I Jez Watch People Closely Wen Driving.

Nbote:
So long as I get her to cum multiple tyms den I've done enof.. If e no do her cucumber is always an option..

Naso.. Body No Be Firewood

Nbote:
I've got a kd babe who won't mind bleeping all day and is always ready for more weneva we do..

Ahh! Ur Bae Na Machinery Oh. Make She No Kill U

Nbote:
U neva jam kaduna gal...

Tel Me Sumtin Bro!

NIGHTMAREOO7:
U are eeediot!
I hav told u i will continue to make u meserable here until u deactivate.

Wait Are U Okay! E Be Lyk Say Nairaland Don Tire U Abi. I Go Epp Fast Track Ur Movement

blovesther:
wowww!!! I'm salivating ooooo

Lol...Happy Easter

charlesazeh:
. This is my email. audit.ecb@gmail.com

Good Morning Sir! I Just Sent A Msg To U . Happy Easter In Advance

vanida6:
It my birthday friends

Wow. Happy Birthday Vanida! Llnp

darlingnuel:
make it one carton

Ok. I Will

blovesther:
Though I'm not a man, I wouldn't want my husband to spend more than 500k for just 200 people
I don't want to go hungry and start counting ceiling after my wedding

Hmm! I Own U A Can Of Malt

bigtt76:
Its all in the mind once your mind keeps going back to the experience, the more it craves for more of such

Ehn Ehn... Enlighten Me.

ToriBlue:
Why should you get into the "act" without pre-intimacy? Selfish guys.

Hmm! Madam The Madam. Eyan Tori Black

Olorun Nifishe

lilmaydee:
I went to my old neighbourhood to see some old friends after all these years and I saw her fetching water. I scanned her very well and noticed she has a protruding stomach, sagged bwest, pimples all over her face, unkempt hair. I felt bad. So I asked her what was she like this? She said it's because she was doing her laundry. She started famzing. I just bade her goodbye and left. I later got her story from my friends of how she was customer dada ni in the neighbourhood before she got pregnant and all the guys denied it. Though she said some horrible things that day. I can't just write them on here

Hmmm! This Life

edimolu:
For trying to confuse my intelligence wif dis post.......u must be a clown

Bro Take A Sit, And Read It Thru Again..