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She’s yanshing you?

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federico109:
Hello, I am a part of a team conducting a survey on e-banking implementation, Kindly help me fill out the questionnaire from the link below. Your responses will be appreciated. Thank you for your participation.
:https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd_bXgiiudd059K42XrxBu3cZTpKe6XxJIMmuhgkja5ZuNbfg/viewform

I met a guy in this group December last year and we became friends... John St Facebook friends of Hello....Hi..by January we were like childhood friend or gossip_mate... Which was prompted by our I comment on post as we have lots of understanding in common, along the line we became very free and comfortable with each other.

I was so captivated by his sense of wisdom and maturity that I seek advice from him when I want to make a certain descission .

A had an issue with a certain group member by February that I had to involve him and the group admin... The matter was settled and it was that case that brought us more close, we started talking frequently, both on chat and video calls... But that doesn't mean we were dating.. cus he doesn't believe in dating before marriage neither do I...
All this while we were yet to meet but it feels like we both wake up together every morning.

We planned lots of things together which includes setting up a puttery farm for me to be looking after for the meantime until he show up... We were still on the estimate when he had issue with his business so I told him let us pause the plan for now while we keep hoping and praying for the settlement of the issue he have...

I am not a lady who enjoy staying idle as am still working hard trying to build a good future for myself and I was really going through a lot but have no Kobo with me even to say for my medical bill while I was seriously sick, I told him I want to look for a job I will be managing penting till the case is settled and we are able to establish the business... He agreed on a condition that it should be around my state or Local govt.. Which I need to go to town and pay for house rent but I have no money as of that time cus I have been home throughout the pantry farm plan...

A have a sister in Lagos whom I can stay with, get a job while I wait for a miracle... So I told him but he got angry saying we are planning and am planning another thing... This was April, and the private doctor that treated me was on my neck to pay him... He knows all this I needed to work, he said I should cancel the trip and send him proof which I gladly did, my sister was and, infant we still not in good terms till date... because she already got me a job but what pain me a s that the guy stopped talking to me, not picking my call... For about 2weeks, I was totally heartbroken.. I couldn't understand what I did wrongh... Please house help me out
What did I do wrongh??
Even though I letter appologiz many times but the friendship is already cold.... All my effort to revive it prove abortive... He said am impatient... those it mean he has been testing my patience? Please judge this Matter and advise me please

I met a guy in this group December last year and we became friends... John St Facebook friends of Hello....Hi..by January we were like childhood friend or gossip_mate... Which was prompted by our I comment on post as we have lots of understanding in common, along the line we became very free and comfortable with each other.

I was so captivated by his sense of wisdom and maturity that I seek advice from him when I want to make a certain descission .

A had an issue with a certain group member by February that I had to involve him and the group admin... The matter was settled and it was that case that brought us more close, we started talking frequently, both on chat and video calls... But that doesn't mean we were dating.. cus he doesn't believe in dating before marriage neither do I...
All this while we were yet to meet but it feels like we both wake up together every morning.

We planned lots of things together which includes setting up a puttery farm for me to be looking after for the meantime until he show up... We were still on the estimate when he had issue with his business so I told him let us pause the plan for now while we keep hoping and praying for the settlement of the issue he have...

I am not a lady who enjoy staying idle as am still working hard trying to build a good future for myself and I was really going through a lot but have no Kobo with me even to say for my medical bill while I was seriously sick, I told him I want to look for a job I will be managing penting till the case is settled and we are able to establish the business... He agreed on a condition that it should be around my state or Local govt.. Which I need to go to town and pay for house rent but I have no money as of that time cus I have been home throughout the pantry farm plan...

A have a sister in Lagos whom I can stay with, get a job while I wait for a miracle... So I told him but he got angry saying we are planning and am planning another thing... This was April, and the private doctor that treated me was on my neck to pay him... He knows all this I needed to work, he said I should cancel the trip and send him proof which I gladly did, my sister was and, infant we still not in good terms till date... because she already got me a job but what pain me a s that the guy stopped talking to me, not picking my call... For about 2weeks, I was totally heartbroken.. I couldn't understand what I did wrongh... Please house help me out
What did I do wrongh??
Even though I letter appologiz many times but the friendship is already cold.... All my effort to revive it prove abortive... He said am impatient... those it mean he has been testing my patience? Please judge this Matter and advise me please

My friend success bright. Wrote and i kinda agree less:

Hi everyone, I have some questions to ask, if you won't answer them gently pls read and pass.

I am a thought leader, I have the mind of my own, I don't follow bandwagon, I won't support rape in any form, it is condemnable but is Busola Dakole a saint in this case if it is true?

I've just finished reading the article and watching Busola Dakolo's interview about how Pastor Fatoyinbo allegedly raped her at 17 again for the 40th time.

Kai! Something is not just making sense to me there.

I have no intention of making anyone feel bad here but I think there was no outright rape in the whole saga. There was rather a silent attraction that gave birth to mutual conjugality.

My questions for Busola and everyone who is sane enough are:

Why be around a man for that long if you never liked him?

Why keep mute on him raping you while your sister was in the house if you never liked it?

Why didn't you shout and raise alarm when he was leaving, after the purported rape if you never liked it?

Why didn't you share the first and second rape issue immediately to your beloved family if you never liked it?

Why still go to his church if you never liked it?

Why go stay at his house to help his wife and even sought to sleep in their master bedroom if you never liked it?

Why follow him in his car to drop you if you never liked it?

Why didn't you struggle when he took the u-turn to give you the supposed second rape if you never liked it?

Why didn't you tell anyone again or even the police if you never liked it?

After the third day, when he came to find out why you didn't go to church, why didn't you refuse going to the same church when he asked you to if you never liked it?

Why didn't you show any sign of what he did to anyone? Why conceal the whole issue if you never liked it?

Are you totally innocent

Why didn't you tell us if you ever seduced him?

Why didn't you tell us if you fell for his looks?

Why did you do what you did and are still doing what you're doing to him now? Is it fair?

Who knows if you probably seduced him to push him to that extent?

What looks did you give him when he entered your house with your nighty on? Why didn't you rush to change? Why allow him to come in when you were probably naked in a transparent gown?

Please,

Pastors are humans. Let's be fair on them and their weaknesses as human as they are.

Is this woman not as wrong as much as she claims the Pastor is?.

We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Front Desk Officer

Location: Lagos

Job Description
The Front Desk Officer shall be responsible for:
Welcoming visitors to the office, assuring their comfort while waiting to be attended to by respective staff and directing them as appropriate.
Answering telephone, forwarding calls and/or recording and forwarding messages accurately.
Maintaining a neat and organized reception area to ensure that the right ambience is attained.
Receiving, sorting and distributing incoming mails in a timely manner.
Dispatching outgoing mails as efficiently as possible.
Proper recording of correspondences.
Any other duties that may be assigned.
Qualification, Skills and Experience
OND
Good MS office skills
Good communication and interpersonal skills.
Application Closing Date
14th June, 2019.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV to: recruitment@ibfcalliance.com with the Job Role as reference.

Lawyer

Job Description
We run one of the most reputable media group in the country and have an urgent need to hire the services of in-house Attorneys on a full-time employment basis.

Responsibilities
Gather evidence and testimony from a range of witness for use in hearings.
Maintain records and evidence registers for short and long-term cases
Establish and maintain strong collaborative working relationships with clients, human resources managers and their staff at aH levels.
Negotiate effectively on behalf of the Company and oversee mediation proceedings.
The Candidates
Our ideal candidate must possess an LLB from a reputable University in addition to being called to the Nigerian Bar, with a minimum of five (5) years post qualification experience as a legal practitioner in a law firm and/or corporate counsel.
Expectations
Experience in litigation, mediation and negotiation with a confident and measured approach to conflict resolution.
Excellent written and verbal communications skills including strong presentation skills.
Effective use of computer system for the generation of professional reports scheduling and client database management.
Strong relation-building skills.
Ability to work autonomously and as part of a team.
Good organizational skills and capacity to be detail-oriented.
High level of integrity and professional accountability.
Method of Application
Interested and qualified candidates should send their Resume and Cover Letter to: Careers@thisdaylive.com using the Job Title as the subject of the mail.

Note: This role represent a great opportunity within a dynamic, challenging and professional environment.

We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Account Intern

Location: Ogun

Basic Requirements
OND, HND, BSc in Accounting, Audit, Banking and Finance and any other related fields
Candidate must be 20-25 years old.
Only candidate living in Olomore, Penseke and Oke Ilewo should apply.
Application Closing Date
29th May, 2019.

Method of Application
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV to: careers@vicmartent.com Or oogunyemi@vicmartent.com Using the "Job Title" as the subject of the mail.

HR personnel required.
Necessary Certification will added advantage.

Location: Lekki Phase one, Lagos

Interested people should forward Thier CV to
carreers@mumspring.com

We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Assistant Accountant

Code:VPSACCON02
Location: Lagos

Job Description
We are looking for an ambitious Junior Accountant to assist in managing all financial transactions, from fixed payments and variable expenses to bank deposits and budgets.
Accountant responsibilities include auditing financial documents and procedures, reconciling bank statements and calculating tax payments and returns.
Requirements
Work experience as an Accountant.
Excellent knowledge of accounting regulations and procedures, including the Generally Accepted Accounting Principles (GAAP)
Hands-on experience with any accounting software Advanced MS Excel skills including VLOOKUP’s and pivot tables
Experience with general ledger functions
Strong attention to detail and good analytical skills
B.Sc/HND in Accounting, Finance or relevant degree.
To be successful in this role, you should have one to two years’ experience with bookkeeping and a flair for spotting numerical mistakes.
Ultimately, you should work comfortably with numbers and attention to detail.
Application Closing Date
1st June, 2019.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their Application Letter and CV to: hr@vpstechnologies.net using the "Job Title" as the subject of the mail

UyaiIncomparabl:
You're very normal. I'm like that too.
I even hate seeing people around me or want to visit me because I feel they disturb my peace and it annoys me a lot.

I can even pretend not to see someone so I don't greet that person. I think I have mental issues.
Anyone who comes to oppose my point will be thrown into the fiery furnace.

Yes, your mental issues are real.

Without wasting much time, roll with me as i bring you the types of prostitutes.

1 Local Prostitutes
These are the types of prostitutes my Yoruba friends calls “sarewa” meaning “rush come”, they are always present in every hood.
NB: All they need is recharge card then you are free to explore the unexplorable.

2 Part-time Prostitutes
They will be the one to call you whenever they are broke so that they can pay you a visit, but during the visit! miracles shall happen. keep calm, they are just part-time oloshos.
NB: You will also pay for their t-fare.

3 Full-time Prostitutes
These are the real deals. you will always find them only at night around suya joints, beer parlors, on the streets and their main industries.
NB: They charge very low, you can even try your luck with N750.

4 Holy Prostitutes
They are regular church or mosque goers but they can’t just do without having some lashes within the week then during the weekends, you will see them asking for forgiveness.
NB: They always emotional after the ministration, some will even start crying and you will start feeling guilty.

5 E-Prostitutes
They are more like OLX or kongagrin all you need to do is to negotiate with them online and trust me, they will never fail youwink
you will always find them on every social networks even on nairaland grin
NB: They charge high.

6 Corporate Prostitutes
They are always at our work place, schools even in our hoods. They are always good looking whenever you see them, but all they need from you is to approach them, take them out for shopping, then the main ministration will take place at night.
NB: They don’t have time for dating and long stories coz they already have their parners.

7 High-Class Prostitutes
If you are not a billionaire, don’t just render yourself useless by going near them or else! you know the rest. They are always patronized by politicians, successful businessmen, popular actors and so on.
NB: They also play international matches.

First Vertical Origin is a full service digital agency based in Lagos, Nigeria. We require an experienced candidate in the vacant position below:

Job Title: Graphic Designer

Location: Lagos

Responsibilities
Listen to clients and understand their needs before making design decisions
Work on a variety of products and activities, such as websites, advertising, books, magazines, posters, computer games, product packaging, exhibitions and displays, corporate communications and corporate identity, i.e. giving organisations a visual 'brand'.
Work to a brief agreed with the client, creative director or account manager and will develop creative ideas and concepts. The appropriate media and style has to be chosen to meet the client's objectives.
The work demands creative flair, up-to-date knowledge of industry software and a professional approach to time, costs and deadlines.
You may need to manage more than one design brief at a time and typical activities include:
Meeting clients or account managers to discuss the business objectives and requirements of the job;
Estimating the time required to complete the work and providing quotes for clients;
Developing design briefs that suit the client's purpose;
Thinking creatively to produce new ideas and concepts and developing interactive design;
Using innovation to redefine a design brief within the constraints of cost and time;
Presenting finalised ideas and concepts to clients or account managers;
Working with a range of design tools, including Photoshop, Coredraw, illustrator, InDesign etc and keeping up to date with emerging technologies;
Proofreading to produce accurate and high-quality work;
Demonstrating illustrative skills with rough sketches and working on layouts ready for print;
Working as part of a team with other designers, account executives, web developers and marketing specialists.
Qualifications and Requirements
A minimum of OND in Arts or in a relevant field
Must be very skilled with Graphic Designs
Must be able to deliver jobs within stipulated time frame
Application Closing Date
24th May, 2019.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV with samples of work from their portfolio to: careers@firstverticalorigin.com

We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Intern

Location: Abuja

Job Description
We are currently seeking to employ OND holders to work as Interns.
Requirements
The ideal candidate must be:
Computer literate (Microsoft Office)
Basic Graphic Design skills
Passionate about the IT industry,
Tech Savvy and
Should be living around UTAKO, JABI and LIFE-CAMP axis of Abuja.
Application is open to OND candidates only.
Application Closing Date
13th May, 2019.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should submit their CV to: hrm@blueinctech.com