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Lillee:
Is it the popular hausa comedian Ibro? RIP

and who are you asking that fulani question?

He is old na.. Let him go and rest.

I was surfing the internet as usual when i came across this and i felt i should share it.

Nollywood actress Eucharia Anunobi shared new photos of herself looking gorgeous for her fans to see her new look.


Mehnnnnn she is beautiful chaaiiiiiii or na make up dey block my eyes?

Chinedu i no well..... i love that one the most

1.Let go of anger– Never do something permanently foolish just because you are temporarily upset.

2. Let go of bitterness– Life is far too short to be spent nursing bitterness and registering wrongs. If there’s someone in your life who deserves another chance, give it to them. If you need to apologize, do it. Give your story together a happy, new beginning.

3.Let go of comparing yourself to others.– If the grass looks greener on the other side… Stop staring. Stop comparing. Stop complaining and START watering the grass you’re standing on.

4.Let go of expired ideas.– Growth is painful. Change is painful. But in the end, nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you do not belong.

5.Let go of past tragedies.– You are not what has happened to you; you are what you choose to become in this moment. Drop the needless burden, take a deep breath and start again. Ultimately, you will know you are on the right track in life when you become disinterested in looking back, and eager to take the next step.

6.Let go of wanting stuff you don’t need.– Don’t think of cost. Think of value. And remember, it’s always easier to find wealth by needing less, instead of making more and more and more.

7.Let go of seeking happiness from outside yourself.– In life, you have to create your own sunshine. Happiness starts from within. So read something positive every morning and do something positive before you go back to sleep. Keep your focus on all the positive possibilities and opportunities, and you will feel great. Feel great, and you will do great things.

8.Let go of wanting to be repaid of every good deed you do.– Don’t worry too much about what’s in it for you. If you’re making a positive contribution to others, there’s always something in it for you. You were born with the ability to change someone’s life. Don’t ever waste it. Be kind. Be present. Be someone who makes a difference.

9.Let go of all the little white lies and charades.– How do you build credibility? It’s not rocket science. Be honest. Follow through. Honor your promises. Say sorry when you screw up. Be the type of person you want to meet and spend time with. Be the type of person whose actions, words and values always agree with each other.

10.Let go of any hypocrisy.– For instance, don’t pray when it rains if you don’t pray when the sun shines.

11.Let go of putting everyone else’s needs in front of your own.– Give as much as you can every day, but don’t allow yourself to be used. Listen to others closely, but don’t lose your own voice

12.Let go of fear– Fear kills more dreams than failure ever will. So don’t let fear shut you down; let it wake you up. Do one thing every day that scares you. The more that you act on your intuition fearlessly, the more your intuition will serve you. If you genuinely feel something, pay attention.

13.Let go of wanting to get things right.– Remember, you don’t always need the perfect plan. Sometimes you just need to give it a try, let go, and see what happens. Just do the best you can until you know better. Once you know better, do better.

14.Let go of the need to get everything done at once.– Keep going. True purpose has no time limit. True purpose has no deadline. Don’t stress and overwhelm yourself. Just do what you can right now.

15.Let go of the “all or nothing” mentality regarding success.– Appreciate the grey area between the extremes of success and failure – the journey, the process, the path – what you’re learning, how you’re helping others learn too, and the growing process you allow yourself to participate in. And above all, never let success get to your head or failure get to your heart.

16.Let go of being hard on yourself– Nobody is inspired by your misery or self-deprecating comments. If you wish to inspire yourself and others, be joyful. Have fun. Love yourself. Forgive yourself. Accept yourself. Be unapologetically YOU.

17.Let go of those who say you aren’t attractive enough.– More women worldwide are suffering from anorexia and bulimia than are fighting breast cancer. There are similar statistics for men too. Love yourself the way you are, because you are beautiful just the way you are.

18.Let go of changing just to impress people.– Change because it makes you a better person and leads you to a brighter future. Change because you know it’s the right thing to do for YOU.

19.Let go of needing everyone to like you.– Everyone doesn’t need to like you, and some people won’t no matter what you do. Try not to take the things these people say about you personally. What they think and say is a reflection of them, not you.

20.Let go of all negative influences. Period.– You can’t expect to feel good if you surround yourself with negativity. Be with those who bring out the best in you, not the stress in you.


What do you think?

Nigerian Police officers at a road block …. as motorists are stuck in jam he stops a trailer

policeman : where is your permit

driver: hands in permit

policeman : do you have extinguisher.

driver : yes its there ….

policeman : light up your indicators

driver: exactly on point indicators work ….

policeman : do you have seat belt
driver : yes u can check …..

policeman : hoot a bit i hear …

driver: pipipipi

policeman turns to his fellow officer and says the man has everything let’s leave let him go.
As the motorist drives away

officer shouts : is your simcard registered ?

motorist: no

officer : goat park there!. How can you drive without registering your number what if you get accident how will we identify you ….

Lols

Why Na?
1. You will cheat on your partner, you will still cheat during exams.. Dem swear for u?

2. You fix eye lashes like toothbrush, tattoo your body like vitafoam design, wear earrings like alloyrims and you want a God fearing man.. Sorry, God won’t give his saint to Devil’s saint, it doesn’t work that way.

3. Some girls will be scratching their buttocks in public as if it’s recharge card…Haba!

4. Some girls handbag be looking like ballot boxes.. as if they wanna go rig election.

5. Guys don’t put banana inside their boxers to deceive you girls, why put foam bra and foam bum bum to deceive guyz. You case dey heaven.

6. Girls and love of money shaaa!.. How can you be asking me “where is my gift? “on mother’s day?.. Are you my mother?


Add urs....

Why must it be misjay? #Sobs

Ashes is the next thing u will see..

AKMoney1:
Bottom line, money is gooduu

lets hope the money last forever.

lomprico:
Old gist! They are both lunatics in ghana.

i thought as much.

That should be seun.

So make i fly or samersult?

Big lie... All dis naija celebrities are great liars.. Nonsense

Presidential Aspirant Atiku Abubakar few hours ago took to Twitter to poke fun at Madam First Lady Dame Patience Jonathan for her viralNa Only You Waka ComeGrammatical blunder.


Check out Amaechi’s baby bump…LOL

I am an arsenal fan, and it pains me to post this but wenger has totally failed in his genius tactics, saturdays loss was one among the most painful defeats experenced by Arsenal fans.

See the horible defeats he has so far encountered.

Arsenal 0-5 Chelsea | League Cup | 1998 | Gianluca Vialli netted a double as the Blues ran riot at Highbury in the League Cup fourth round.

Manchester United 6-1 Arsenal | Premier League | 2001 | United held a 5-1 lead at half-time, and Teddy Sheringham completed the rout in the final minutes at Old Trafford.

Arsenal 1-3 Manchester United | Champions League | 2009 | Cristiano Ronaldo notched a brilliant double as United ruthlessly dumped the Gunners out of the Champions League 4-1 on aggregate, progressing to the final in the process.

for barca fans that day they were smiling like this but for me i wished i had a chance to flog wenger
Barcelona 4-1 Arsenal | Champions League | 2010 | Despite Nicklas Bendtner stunning the Camp Nou with an early goal, Arsenal were routed by the Catalan giants, Lionel Messi netting all four of his side's goals in a virtuoso performance.

i spent my money and bought a ticket only to see trouble
Arsenal 2-3 Tottenham | Premier League | 2010 | Goals from Samir Nasri and Marouane Chamakh gave Arsenal a 2-0 half-time lead, but Spurs fought back through Gareth Bale, Rafael van der Vaart and Younes Kaboul to record a stunning victory.

For this i wished i never watched that match.
Arsenal 1-2 Birmingham | League Cup | 2011 | The Gunners headed into the League Cup final as odds-on favourites, only for Obafemi Martins to pounce on a calamitous late defensive mix-up to win the trophy for the plucky underdogs at Wembley.

this one was terrible...
Manchester United 8-2 Arsenal | Premier League | 2011 | Arsene Wenger sent out a side decimated by injuries and suspensions at Old Trafford and saw his men absolutely humiliated, with Wayne Rooney grabbing a superb hat-trick in the rout.


AC Milan 4-0 Arsenal | Champions League | 2012 | Arsenal headed to the San Siro in high spirits but were outplayed by their Italian rivals, with Robinho notching a double in a brilliant victory.

Bradford 1-1 Arsenal (Bradford win 3-2 on penalties) | League Cup | 2012 | The lower-league minnows stunned their illustrious visitors at Valley Parade, eventually triumphing on penalties to humble Arsene Wenger and his men.

Arsenal 0-1 Blackburn | FA Cup | 2013 | Despite Arsenal's tradition of fielding youngsters in cup competitions, Wenger picked a strong side for this clash, but Colin Kazim-Richards' 72nd minute goal left the Emirates silent.

i left the football bar as fast as my legs could carry me..
Manchester City 6-3 Arsenal | Premier League | 2013 | An ominous display from the eventual champions, with City scoring four goals in the second half to comprehensively thump the north Londoners.[b]

i was happy i didn't watch this one.
[b]Liverpool 5-1 Arsenal | Premier League | 2014 | In arguably Liverpool's finest performance of 2014, the Reds utterly dismantled the Gunners, and cruised into a 4-0 lead within 20 minutes. Mikel Arteta's second-half strike was a mere afterthought.


for this i switched off my TV when it was already 4-0
Chelsea 6-0 Arsenal | Premier League | 2014 | A case of mistaken identity on Wenger's 1000th game saw Kieran Gibbs sent off instead of Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, and Chelsea took full advantage, recording their biggest-ever win over the Gunners to spoil the Frenchman's anniversary.


imagine runing from school to watch an Arsenal team with so much happiness and
Stoke 3-2 Arsenal | Premier League | 2014 | Stoke raced into a 1-0 lead after a minute and went into half-time 3-0 up. The Gunners' second-half comeback wasn't enough to spare Wenger's blushes.


he should have left arsenal after winning the FA cup.

New castle beat chelsea 2-1 at st james park to end chelsea's unbeaten run, newcastle scored in the 57 and 76 miniutes to seal win despite drogba's late strike at the 83rd miniute.

The defeat leaves chelsea at 3pts on the top of the EPL league. Should mancity win later in the evening..

Only Arsenal has had an unbeated season winning 49games in all competitions.

My friend its very normal even here in England, i see a lot of them. Am not suprised. #puhhhh

Ok. But am e'nt clicking that link., you feel too big to post the picture for us to see. This what i hate about some so called bloggers. Thats not the way to promote stuff. #Smmmmhh

Duncan told his fans that his wedding will hold in Nigeria because he cares about his fans and his culture.

Newly engaged singer Duncan Mighty recently took to his IG to mock Nigerian celebrities who left Nigeria to marry abroad.

In his own words:
“The secret of international marriage is cheap marriage, when you want to use cheap things. I’ve lived in Switzerland and I’ve seen a lot of Nigerian celebrities coming there for their marriage. It is always between the groom, bride and both parents. But if you really want to show people your culture, you don’t need to go to another man’s country to marry your wife. If you’re proud of your wife, go to where she comes from, stay there and marry her. There is no need of going to Dubai and all that. All my fans must eat my rice, that’s what I promised my fans. International marriage is a cheap marriage, go and find out from anyone who has lived in an international community.”


lols....
Do you agree with him

I entered cctv website and saw this news that...

A 24 year old woman named Li Zhenghua, was discovered by a shocked nurse trying to eat her baby days after he was born at a local hospital in China.

*see the photos of the act below...

The nurse saw her eating the infant's arm and as she made to rescue the infant, the crazed mum refused to let the baby go.
The nurse immediately raised an alarm and called other hospital staff who helped to rescue the baby.

According to local media reports, the attack happened at a hospital in the city of Shenzhen in China’s Guangdong Province.
The woman had been found on the streets heavily pregnant and in labour..

The homeless woman, suspected to be mentally unstable, was taken to the hospital where she gave birth and attempted to eat her baby.
A hospital spokesman spoke to Chinese media;
"It was really shocking, the arm was badly damaged and suffered not only heavy bruising but bleeding as a result of the bite. Fortunately, doctors managed to insert something to stop her closing her teeth and then levered her jaws apart. After that they gave her a sedative and took the baby to a secure location."
Authorities said the woman's mother-in-law had thrown her out on the streets despite being pregnant after she started acting mental at home.

They say they are trying to find out why the new mum tried to eat her baby. The baby has since been taken into the care of the government.

hard luck to the baby..
Photo credit: CEN

7 Gun Salutes, Army Bandit Honour Dr Papillo

From the obituary notice, it was obvious that something atypical was about to happen. Posted in many places around Ikeja, it left many with mouths agape in utter bewilderment.

The obituary read: Transition: With gratitude to God for a life well spent, we the family of Tracy, Lion. Quincy and Adriano wish to announce the sorrowful departure of our father, Dr. Papilo Cannan that died on November 17, 2014, after a brief illness. Aged 15, may his gentle soul rest in peace.”

Well, nothing really strange in the obituary. Except that the deceased was – wait for it – a dog!

Last Saturday, November 29, Oshifila Street, Computer Village, Ikeja, Lagos State, was agog, as a dead dog, a male Alsatian, popularly known as Dr. Papilo in its lifetime, was given a befitting burial by its owner.


A day before the burial, a service of songs was held for the dog at Cannan Hotel, Ikeja.

At the burial, there was plenty to eat and drink, just as guests were thoroughly entertained by the Nigerian Army Band. A detachment of mobile policemen at the event also gave the deceased dog a seven-gun salute.
Many sympathisers and guests showered accolades on the dog, paying glowing tributes to the animal in the condolence register.

Dog-owners, military personnel, police officers, veterinary doctors and many others thronged the venue of the ceremony, which commenced at 11am that Saturday. Many passers-by abandoned their initial plans and made a detour to Oshifila Street to witness the unbelievable funeral.
The street and many parts of Ikeja, the capital of Lagos, came to a standstill for some hours. Many could not believe that it was a dog that was being buried. But the owner insisted that Papilo was more than a dog, describing the canine, as a special breed.
Immediately after its death, a condolence register was opened for the dog in front of Cannan Hotel, where Papilo has served, as a security guard for 10 years.


Full story!!!..
http://naijagists.com/photos-nigerian-army-officer-gives-dead-dog-befitting-burial-in-ikeja-lagos-7-gun-salute-army-bandit-honour-dr-papillo/

farano:
wetin consign me?

now thats not romantic.

If she loves buying clothes anyhow don't marry her

They told him to pose with it so that they will snap him. Nothing more.

R.I.P

ammyluv2002:
Biko, somebody should give her fufu to eat *too slim jor*

too slim indeed, na lekpa the reign. shes portable like hand bag not like some girls that are like ameoba.
m na-amasị ebughibu ụmụ agbọghọ.

Number 3. If phyno catch that number 2 guy eh em go explain ..! He is a good comic catoon artist.

The actress is curvy and she knows it...With a figure which makes men weep and women gasp,why won't she show it off!

See it below

skillzbae:
Hmmmm. Was with my pastor explaining some progress in church activities to him, i tot it wil b silent, alas d fart sounded like a bomb, chaii i almost faintd,he jux gave me a pat on my back n left. It ws abt 10yrs ago sha, bt i remenber evry time i c him

this one is strong...