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HAVE YOU "MISTAKENLY" BEEN WITH A GIRL WITH SMELLY PUNNY? THE TYPE WEY IF YOU OFF HER PANT THE ROOM GO DEY SMELL LIKE OGILI (FERMENTED LOCUST BEANS)
DAMMIT, GREATEST TURN OFFFFFF!!! (No offense)

Ayorh4you: Its called 'LOLOWA' in ma language. I use 2 eat n can stil eat it if available. Yummie

YuggyMaxwell: Nice gal ... She got nice hips

13volts: The blast occurred in Gero area of Bukuru, am an eye witness one boy of 10 years is the only victim .

gistcrunch: *NB: The names have been changed to give anonymity to the parties involved.

My name is Charles I work with a renown recruitment, training and outsourcing consultancy firm and we handle employee recruitment trainings etc for big shot companies. I have been working with the firm for over 3 years till present. When I got employed and started work, naturally I was new and didn't know every single staff of the firm, I just knew my boss was a female as I've only seen her once because she travelled on a training just after I resumed. To cut long story short, I am the quick fix kinda guy, I blended in well in the office and everyone to a liking for me, I even worked out of my job specifications sometimes, I assit some of my colleagues with issues both at work and emotional. I was a workaholic and everyone loved and respected me for that. My boss. Mrs Terry was not left out. I noticed after a couple of months precisely say 6 months I've been with the firm, every time my desk phone rings it's the overall boss (Mrs Terry) calling me to come over to her office. With time our discussions shifted from business at work as usual to personal gist about myself then about herself, she started giving me a lot of attention, offering to drop me off everyday since we usually take the same route, we started eating together in her office sometimes, well, I be bad sharp guy and I just fell in love with her cos I hadn't have someone care so much about me like that in a long while and I was really happy and into her. I just love my boss straight up. So this fateful day, my desk phone rang and I went upstairs to see her. My boss a divorcee in her late 45s, has 2 children and her husband lives abroad with one of the child, she travels out occasionally to visit her child. Well, myself, tall, dark handsome dude, you'd naturally fall in love when you see me.. Lols. Ɣξαн back to that fateful day, I went upstairs to see my boss that morning looking super smart and cute in a sexy black mini-skirt and a pink top-of-chest revealing silk dress looking very smart and lovely on her. I commented on how beautiful she was and her response to my complement sent my heart racing, my voice was choked and 1 billion thoughts ran through my mind.. I was not surprised though, I was just shock at how blunt she was with......

----To be continued, I want to know if the post intrest you before I give you the full gist of what transpired that day and that has continued until now.. The events and escapades, scene by scene.---- READERS COMMENTS Please and follow @GistCrunch on twitter.