₦airaland Forum

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Lobartorn!!

Namaster:
Why is a man the President of a female hostel?

Have you taken your drugs today??


Because I couldn't find where it was written female hostel!!



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The kind mind wey young girls dey get nowadays dey shock me like the way Sir Dan Buhar (the Jibril 1 of El-Sudani) was always shocked at everything!!



Female shege!!

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The next election shouldn't be a topic of discussion. It is a personal headache for those who intends to run for political office, not necessarily a public concern.

We need to first get out of this current deep sh¡t.

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Oppositions role in engineering their party followers to constantly abuse and smear the image of those in power (using social media) is the cause of the global dent on Nigeria's image.

While they're fighting and insulting their rivals in power, little they know that they're actually destroying the status and reputation of Nigeria as a country globally.

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...but some people are already FAt and built houses on those monies.


Imagine how much our Lady Mogana (Aisha Yesufu) go don chop on the basis of printing PODatti Campaign Banners and other Prints nationwide.

Nigerian masses are too SIMPle to catch politically!!

What more can I say than to echo the biggest CHAi once again!!


May God airpus from this great tribulation!!

Amin.

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Thirteen (13) neighbors + other BQs??

This is bullshitticus!!

I feel for you.

May God help and strengthen you to live better.

Just manage yourself, you don't have money yet.

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Time for other cement companies like Sokoto cement to start selling and gain prominence!!

Many people are already buying the cement as if nothing happened.


Even when it gets to N20,000, some people will still buy.


The effects are only dawning on Mekunus.

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So, every Abuja resident go use the man do Suya.


Lobartorn!!

Bahamas95:
So if dem tell you dat thing you go believe?

Shedrack777:
I hope say them no taste her abunnan? Cos I love the girl

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Hope say dem no sleep with them?

Kinzo0917:
No mind dem

Who are dey trying to impress?

Is not like each wrap is even big self..

Me I know dey hide my own oo

I go finish between 8 to 10 with good soup 🍲

Correct!!

Akwamkpuruamu:
Na now u wan remember Governors. It was the governors that floated the naira and removed the subsidy on fuel. These two policies destroyed Nigeria and no Governor can do anything about it.

So, are you now shielding the Governors of their own ineffectiveness as if truly they have no function??

Since it's the President that is all and all, we don't need Governors then,, of what use are they??



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Jogs1900:
Nigerians only blame their governors when they refuse to pay their salaries as if that's the only thing they are elected to do.

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I should be able to demolish 5 raps under serious hunger; they're usually soft.


See as the goats above dey form like say Dem no dey eat at all, just to fake that they're never hungry.

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The new FG.




Why is President always blamed for everything?

What's the function of Governors?

The current narratives make it look as if they don't matter, so we should just stop electing them!!

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Apart from the RAw beheading culture in Asia,,


They behave as if life is too easy.

Most of what seem appealing to them over there are outrightly useless here in difficult Nigeria.

Imagine that you're mourning because you couldn't exchange gift!!?

Real Nigerians are not really emotional..

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Nice step!!


Ebi n pa awon ara ilu..

Ezigbo agu n'agu ndi uwa!!

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The new news in town.


Obodo b'igwe!!

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The Police should also repair their image!

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A third world country behaviour!!


Do Russia, China, UK, Poland, Canada, and co also charges in US Dollars??


In Nigeria, there are places you pay house rent in Dollars!!

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How will you grow up in Nigeria and won't be tough and hardened outside?


#BringHOMEtheGLORY

babasolution:
But Christianity especially did not triumph over Rome by WAR

If not WAr, what about other ideologies mentioned?



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He would have shaved Ateaku's butt many times.

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Because they employed the ideology of WAr and forceful subjugation, much deceit and lies, ruling that benefit the frontrunners in power, mass media, instrument of colonialism, slavery, & co.

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What a sad loss,

...with wife and son.


Chai..!!

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They're all looking for what to share,,

They have houses to build everywhere and in the village,,

They want to show others that they have arrived,,

They hung on the theory "where man dey work, na there him dey chop",,

Based on hierarchy, the moment Ghana-Must-Go bags and brown envelopes exchange hands, CASE CLOSED!!

Naijay-area!!

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...may be government to government should declare a total WAr!!

What's all these South Africa xenophobic nonsense??

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...and he swung into action upon hearing the teyoryist involved!!

Bubu's manhood lives ON!!

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That's a very big blow from big brother!!


We are expecting the Iran-backed militia to send intercontinental ballistic missiles to US.


Let the game begin..

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Osenoboa!!


Straight extermination for all kidnappers!!


Bad polithiefcians behind all these kidnapping shege!!

EmperorTolson:
help!!!
50k right now or i could end my life.

Keep staring at a beautiful woman's buttocks,

Surely, you won't commit suicide!!


Anyway,

Don't be weak, show that you can still be strong!!


50k shouldn't be too strong to drag your life.



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