₦airaland Forum

DIVINEEVIDENCE:
Better meme fall on you.

The regime is a Divine evidence.


The country is hard but some people are still making money.


What a Grace!!!




Chai..

Chai..


Chiiiisors!!!


This is hullabaloocious!











This regime will continue to favour me and my family.

Chai..


I think you will be pained that someone snubbed you if you're less busy doing important things.

There's a way you will be so busy on relevant things that people will think you're the one snubbing them.


Keep busy,

Get to work,

Keep shinning!!


That way, you can handle the situaSHUN.

Chai..



New Nigeria is POssible with Jagaban and Extraordinary Nigerians!!

Chai..


The way we hear FAt monies in Nigeria is Sapionocious!!


No wonder our eyes are too big when it comes to money, that we intimidate other Africans and people all over the world!!


Chai..

Chai..


To the MPC, the internet never forgets.


You must deliver the magic so you won't have to enter the list of Nigerians who are ready to rubbish you and your profile!!


I hope the MPC members will not end up consuming billions of Dollars as salaries and logistics, which could have better used to remedy the problem than adding bomb to the already burning furnace??


Chai..

Chai..



Forget about profiles..

Naijay-Areans are waiting for the magic!!

Before they forcefully send you back with bricks and molar sticks!!

Chai..


The Police should, therefore, be serious with their job as this will consume some amount of logistics.

Tackling insecurity is major.


Hope Northern and other Southern Governors will do the same, as it's mostly needed in their areas, especially in the North!!

Chai..


Either good or bad,

...activated teens will still throw stones and bricks.

PotatoSalad:
Shame no dey catch you



If someone cannot explain how Bluetooth and WiFi technology works to you without it sounding like magic, how'd you be able to believe moon landings?
If you think moon landings are fake, look at the technological marvel you're using to read this and imagine the steps it took to create every component in it and how they work together so you can use them to come online and comment rubbish

It is absolutely insane for Africans, most especially Nigerians, to argue on the discourse of tech and exploration.

...to say whether a particular high tech stuff happened or not.

You for ask the mofo if him or his country has ever produced anything that the world can beg for.


Don't forget, we have many children and many senseless people here on this forum.





Chai..

Chai..

Chai..



Most religious!
Most corrupt!!
Most inhumane within!!


Religious people are those who are not aware that they're actually mentally sick.

There is serious power in human mind believing something!!

Anytime I hear Islam, the next thing that goes through my mind is Killing, beheading, terrorism,,

Jihad!!

Chai..



The retired soldier no just won gree for anybody.

Chai..



This is "a Naira that can fly"

The currency dey also find ways to japa but village people no gree!!.

Chai..



...and the new news upon Abure has begun!!





...some people are already FAt and built Houses on those monies.


Abuja Real Estate Developments and other Businesses.

Chai..



No political party is different.


The same thieves, the same Nigerians.

Chai..


Nigeria is a name that was coined out of slavery.


We need a New Nigeria so the Nigerian people too can stop behaving like slaves, especially her cursed leadership!!


Sir Tinoubou should be strong to direct the country on the right path.

Chai..


Una no go rest over Plantashun Boys matter?


Dem swear for all these jobless people?

Heat too much for Nigeria now abeg!?

Chai..



Since indigenes are importing herdsmen to cause mayhem, you too organize your own to counter them.


How do you know they are indigenes?

And what have you done to handle those indigenes??


Our country na won kain!!

EleventhWeirdo:
Lion is not 'ekun.' It's 'Kinihun.' Ẹkun is Leopard 🐆

Amotekun - cheetah.

Tiger - no Yoruba name for it as it is not indigenous to our region.

Thanks.

NairalandForumo:
Please can you state the constitutional duty of a pastor to every Nigerian?

Chai..


Hope you're aware that;

A recognized religious organization is registered under the Company and Allied Matters Act (CAMA) 2020, with the Corporate Affairs Commission (CAC), as a non-profit organization to fulfil charitable purposes and objectives and promote the study and advancement of religion?


The fact that established the root for religion began in the extant Nigeria's 1999 constitution as amended under Chapter (4), Section (28), subsection (1), which gives right to freedom of thought, conscience, and religion.

It states that "Every person is entitled to freedom of thought, conscience and religion, including freedom to change his/her religion or belief, and freedom to manifest and propagate his religion or belief in worship, teaching, practice and observance".


Hence, pastors or the so-called religious ministers are saddled with the responsibilities of studying and promoting the advancement of religion, not to milk the people that are dieing in penury.

Received donations are meant for charitable purposes and for religious propagation!!

With such level of gain, which in the right sense does not belong to anyone, should reduce the nation's burden and promote religious growth and development.


A setting where churches could receive donation of billions to buy private jets should support the country.






Eyin Mekunu;

BabaRamota1980,
optionalY09,
Roger3D,
rexlims

NairalandForumo:
So you all left your

President
Vice president
Senate president
Senators
House of reps ( 36 states and FCT)
Governors
Local government chairmen
State house of assembly members
Councilors
Ministers
And so on

With constitutional duties to you as a citizen and start attacking Pastors with no constitutional duty to you, no wonder the country is the way it is, misplaced priority...

Now imagine your types in large number with your type of mentality choosing leaders to govern you, that's why people like Buhari could do second term and Tinubu can be presidents of Nigeria and your types keep supporting without holding them accountable.

It is Pastors that did not swear any oath to you or Nigeria that you want to hold responsible for the welfare of Nigeria and Nigerians, those who swore oath to you and Nigeria are busy plundering the country and you keep supporting them.

Sometimes I wonder why I share country with people like you, I just want to believe God has a good purpose for me on that....

Chai..



Dear NairalandForumo,

Common sense is not common - that is why even as far as the height of knowledge that a Professor would have attained, yet, we still have those who believe in slaughtering so-called pagans to enjoy paradise with 77 tiny poosies.


How dare you subtract the religious aspect of Nigerian society?

Have you forgotten that, it is actually poor people that drives Nigeria's religious catastrophes?

The religious institution is a recognized and a very organized body that is supported by the government.

In fact, it is expected that our religious bodies should help intercede in breaking spiritual barriers of the nation so the people can enjoy for ever regular progress.

Religious institution is a non-profit organization and it shouldn't amass such wealth at the detriment of a dieing citizenry.



Eyin Mekunu;

BabaRamota1980,
optionalY09,
Roger3D,
rexlims

Chai..



I heard the manner that mosquitoes are biting now is something else.

...they're also making efforts to store enough food as hunger bites harder.

Chai..



Hunger breeze don blow reach lions too?

So, ebi m pa awon ekun naa??

Chai..


See the Ekuke above!!


If you like, don't use your brain.

The dieing are the ones funding other people's bogus lifestyle.


No be pastor nack person belle for the other video?

We no no say their deek dey rise too.

He was codedly GBolarizing the girl!!

Shior!!

Chai..



Correct!!

This year...no gree for anybody sam sam!!

Chai..



The young man really touched the heart of his people!!


The day wey Putin go die, people go mourn am globally!!

Chai..

CharleyBright:
You mean same way there is a difference between slowpoke and M0rOn abi?
Continue to fool yourself.
Self acclaimed Stupid clown.

Chai..


E pain am!

CharleyBright:
Your moniker says it all.
You looked into the mirror and thoroughly assess yourself and took a befitting name for yourself ....STUPID.
That's what you truly are.
You chose your name very correctly.
That's the most reasonable thing you have ever done in your life.
Kudos.

There's a clear difference between STUPID and STEWpid.


Who do you this thing??




Chai..

Chai..



Tony Nwoye's place be like where dem dey lock sick people, especially those that are absolutely insane and miserable!!


The two building clearly shows the difference between Village and City.

No one will blame their Senators, Honourables, LG chairpersons, and Governors for any misfortune,,

...their eyes are only focused on the President!!


You see how people blindly voted in criminals hiding under LP!!

Politics of blind sentiment is killing..

CharleyBright:
Have you lost your sense of cognition?
If she is a female, is she not supposed to be in Female hostel?
How come the story says he is president of her hostel?
Who is a male president of female hostel?

Chai..


I still insist you need immediate medical attention.


You will record 1 million gender-mixed hostels before you count one single gender hostel.


Please, tell the doctor to also inject you with drugs that will make you sleep. You really need it!!