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Politics › Re: Abdulkarim Lawan: Deploy Troops To LGAs Controlled By Boko Haram In Borno by STEWpid(f): 1:31pm On Dec 10, 2022

Chai..

One will handle security issues

..and the other will handle economy.

Is 1 Dollar to 1 Naira Okay?

Our situation can be likened to the picture below.

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Politics › Re: Buhari Has Mortgaged Nigeria’s Future, Says Don by STEWpid(f): 6:26pm On Dec 08, 2022

Chai..

So then, what do we do about it?

Abi na to just talk for nothing..?

Politics › Re: Nigerian Army Running Secret Mass Abortion Programme – Reuters by STEWpid(f): 1:16pm On Dec 08, 2022

Chai..

Pain all round..

Women are victims of so many evil.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Lazarus Muoka Storms Osun State For A 1day Heavenly Encounter. by STEWpid(f): 9:02am On Dec 04, 2022

Chai..

Fire has another meaning in Nigeria.

It's been bastardized to mean something different.

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Politics › Re: Labour Party Opens Bayelsa Secretariat (Pictures) by STEWpid(f): 6:59am On Dec 04, 2022

Chai..

The only contestant with heart attack is Atiku, Obi don corner their votes.

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Politics › Re: Sen Ifeanyi Ubah Set To End Recurring Power Outage In Nnewi, Anambra State by STEWpid(f): 6:55am On Dec 04, 2022

Chai..

Even almighty Nnewi no get light.

Elites play politics,

Masses play poorlitics.

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Crime › Re: I Just Woke Up To See Debit Alert From Nowhere by STEWpid(f): 6:52am On Dec 04, 2022

Chai..

That's a clear sign of village pipu to ensure your wretchedness from this mber month onwards.

You better send Fire to them before they turn you to mammoth!

Politics › Re: Buhari Spends 225 Days On Medical Trips, Visits 40 Countries by STEWpid(f): 6:48am On Dec 04, 2022

Chai..

Who go beat this record?

Whosoever does will be a shame on his/her path!

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Politics › Re: IPOB, Terrorists Threat To 2023 Polls –report by STEWpid(f): 6:43am On Dec 04, 2022

Chai..

This is a case of babablu bulaba.

Nothing happened during Soludo's elekShun.

Nothing will happen in 2023 elekShun in the East.

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Politics › Re: Lagos Partners MAN On Workplace Safety Standards by STEWpid(f): 7:43am On Nov 30, 2022

Chai..

They need to plan with WOMAN too for everlasting progress.

It is only in that manner the concept can reproduce desired output forever.

Politics › Re: Zainab Ahmed: ₦‎206bn In Humanitarian Affairs Ministry Was Wrongly Coded by STEWpid(f): 7:21am On Nov 30, 2022

Chai..

Another volume of theft.

I know that the news was not meant for the masses.

Either it was wrongly coded or not, what can the masses do about it?

Nothing!!!

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Crime › Re: Slami Ifeanyi Shot Dead In Anambra State by STEWpid(f): 9:25pm On Nov 29, 2022

Chai..

Lobatorn..!

Culture › Re: Is Juju Real? by STEWpid(f): 2:24pm On Nov 29, 2022

Chai..

Go shit for inside your village shrine to test its potency.

Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Orders IGP To Charge Aminu Adamu Muhammed To Court Over Tweet by STEWpid(f): 6:40pm On Nov 28, 2022

Chai..

But, does she have the powers to order the IG of Police..?

Our Madam should calm down.

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Politics › Re: Lagos Resident Recounts Ordeal With Bandits (Pics,Video) by STEWpid(f): 12:16pm On Nov 24, 2022

Chai..

Just one bomb in Lagos and Nigeria will divide!

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Politics › Re: Don’t Be Agents Of Distraction, Soludo Replies S/east Youths by STEWpid(f): 5:57pm On Nov 23, 2022

Chai..

Suddenly, Soludo has become enemy.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Calls Off Wedding After Bride-To-Be Told Him That Her Fiancé Fingered Her by STEWpid(f): 12:44pm On Nov 23, 2022

Chai..

The pastor body moved by that statement.

Such statement must be sent from the enemies to possess him, reason he declined.

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Politics › Re: Sylva: FG To Grow Oil Reserves To 40bn Barrels By 2025 by STEWpid(f): 10:37am On Nov 23, 2022*

Chai..

Oil and other natural resources are curse to Nigeria and Nigerians.

Politics › Re: My Picture Used As Young Tinubu In Documentaries — Donald Duke Cries Out by STEWpid(f): 10:36am On Nov 23, 2022

Mercisharelove:
Chain

Chain or Chai?

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Politics › Re: Shehu Buda Resigns As APC Chairman In Bukkuyum LG Zamfara, Defects To PDP by STEWpid(f): 11:54am On Nov 22, 2022

Chai..

Cross-carpeting.

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Politics › Re: Court Sacks Aminu Kanta As APC House Of Reps Candidate In Jigawa by STEWpid(f): 9:23am On Nov 22, 2022

Chai..

Abrakadabra is a norm in Naija.

We are not surprised!

I'm still waiting to hear that someone is contesting in his son's name. grin

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Health › Re: 23-Year-Old Ondo Lady Attempts Suicide After Her Boyfriend Dumped Her (Pix) by STEWpid(f): 9:15am On Nov 22, 2022

Chai..

Suicide because of a man..?

You gotta be kidding moi..

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Crime › Re: Police & Army Foil Kidnap Attempt In Kaduna, Rescue 76 Victims by STEWpid(f): 5:18pm On Nov 21, 2022

Chai..

Imagine if they were kidnapped..?

We cannot do anything..

We'll just read it play me normal news..!

We don cast!!

Politics › Re: Wike Pledges ‘Logistics Support’ For Kwankwaso's Campaign by STEWpid(f): 5:01pm On Nov 21, 2022

Chai..

Wike the nigga

Sports › Re: Kane, Van Diyk, Neuer, Others Bow To FIFA; Will Not Put On The One Love Armband by STEWpid(f): 2:05pm On Nov 21, 2022

Chai

Education › Re: Several Nigerians Graduate From University Of The West Of Scotland by STEWpid(f): 3:55pm On Nov 19, 2022

Chai..

Na to cum apply for jobs in Nigeria o.

Who certificate epp..?

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Politics › Re: 13 IPOB Commanders Shot Dead, Stolen INEC Device Recovered by STEWpid(f): 9:48pm On Nov 18, 2022

Chai..

Is this true?

Or just to further taint the name, IPOB..?

Politics › Re: Soldier Guns Down Colleague, Opens Fire On UN Pilot In Borno by STEWpid(f): 4:44pm On Nov 18, 2022*

Chai..

I won't be surprised if some of the incidents are linked to Boko agents within.

There are sects everywhere, even within the same organization.

Who knows? May be it's a special assignment within.

Oga at the top that gave the assignment might have used the erred soldier to do the dirty job, with the promise that nothing will happen to him and he'll enjoy favour + promotion.

But unfortunately, the same Oga at the top also informed others that would be present at the scene to terminate him immediately so he won't leak any secret.

The Moment They Organized and Executed a Whole COAS, na From There I Fear the Current Naija's Military Pipu More.

Joining Naija's Military is like a Death Sentence..!

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Pets › Re: Police Trace Stolen Dog To Pepper Soup Pot Ready For Customers In Lagos by STEWpid(f): 4:41pm On Nov 18, 2022

Chai..

This story is funny that I almost Laff My Ass Out!

Politics › Re: Military Regime Is About To Return; Please Mark It Down by STEWpid(f): 4:36pm On Nov 17, 2022

Chai..

Nothing that Nigerians cannot survive.

The daily killings ain't different from the brutal military personality that we're currently witnessing.

Rather, you should say "It would be more bloody".

Politics › Re: Wike Tells Peter Obi: Those Fighting You Are Envying You (Video) by STEWpid(f): 4:10pm On Nov 17, 2022*

Chai..

Heavy politics going on..

Wike's sudden praise of PO is deeply politics.

Even PO knows.

One thing surprises me about the MASSES.

When Wike organized and executed the massacre of those alleged troublemakers in his State, he was thorned apart on social media.

Now that he pledges support for a candidate who seems to appeal to their interest, Wike then Automatically Becomes A Very Good Man.

I can't help it but to say CHAI the second time.

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Politics › Re: 'Drunk’ Soldier Crushed Brigadier-General Audu Ogbole To Death In Lagos Barracks by STEWpid(f): 6:38pm On Nov 16, 2022

Chai..

Sababi aburu.

Person wey go die for Germany no go die for inside Lagos lagoon even if dem throw am inside.

It is written that he would die that way.

May God no allow us die such a painful death.

Amin.

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