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CplusJason:
I get guns to give you but na bullet go be the problem.

I no need bullet self, them go fear d gun as is. .

Benita27:
That's possible but definitely not with this small boy.

I am serious so you guys should give it a rest...infact, i won't mention him again.

You would, seriously, u would!

judeefcc:
why you dey yab me na, join me and turkey instead abeg

U know say it ain't always bout beauty... And since I haven't seen Ben.ita pics I can compare her to DAT of ur babe... But attitude wise, seriously she go calm u down wella, and u too go compliment her weak point... U know na...

Benita27:
No be only lingering feelin/attraction.

I swear hands down, one my ex use to behave like you. She acted like my nemesis till we started datn...

CplusJason:
Collect 3 bottles of beer for my head, i go sort the bills later.

Bros iya basira no wan gimme o

CplusJason:
Collect 3 bottles of beer for my head, i go sort the bills later.

Lol...

I go need one of ya gun to chase Benita27 and judeefcc enter room, make them settle their quarrel.

prettythicksme:
To be candid,the post is not funny.Am i alright for not laughing or wat?

U alright...
You just prolly the type of Lady op is talking about...
It cant be funny.

Op, u tried gann... This story will make one helluva episode of jenifas diary..[color=#990000][/color]
In jennifa's voice 'LWKMD'

LAFF WAN KILL ME DIE

teejaypee:

Buh Benita you're funny oh.


You comment on all Jude's thread bashing him and later conclude with 'this would be my last reply'.

it's not a big deal to ignore, Is it?

My thought exactly.
I can help but sense a lingering feelin/attraction between them both.
I bet Benita27 and judeefcc are gonna be a good fit

Ginaz:
Please guy, forget face or beauty or anything but this is serious. If you are dating a girl that types grammars like this, just dump her and go. She will kill you when you're in a hospital and doctor ask her to sign....

*i'm shivering*

She begs money yet can't type a full sentence. O.p see girl u carry?

Who English EPP?
Btw, its just a chat not an essay, a little mistake here and there happens, even wit those DAT are fluent.

I can relate, but I've learn not to get too attached. if she throws me a curve ball, I'll hit it out of my park as hard as possible!

Mr. Fresh graduate think positively. Be optimistic!
What if next batch accumulate more prospects than d current.
What if things changes for d better b4 then...
And per adventure you don't get to serve wit d next batch, y not look for something profitable to do? Learn something new. Life is not always about school and academics you know... I'm a prospect like you and i have been waiting for the past 5 months. Its tiresome but I'm not really disappointed, I've gained a lot within this period.

sawdikk:
I need the system but am in abuja..

If u really are interested, I can make it happen.

Xtra 3k for my transport. It will be cash on delivery. Holla me @ 08101664680.
Thanks.

raski04:
am interested but the problem is that am in lagos

Thanks sir, but the location difference is a barrier.

[img][/img]Buyer needed for HP 620.
2gb RAM, 500gb hard-disk
64base system


Laptop not too clean and has a faulty speaker.
Earpiece works fully well. Everything else's works flawlessly.

Price 30k non negotiable.

Location: Benue, Makurdi or close city

babasolo:
Its Been Fun. Started Our Relationship 2014 November, Kissed Her For The First Time On Sunday 18 September 2016.

Shiiiiiiiit

I don dieeee!

Op at 36 Neva marry, but dey give advice.....

daewoorazer:
Mehn... That woman loving a decapcitated soldier can never happen in naija.... Also the public school stuff... Thumbs tho

Decapitated ke??

More like amputated....

Berlynn:
even though his dicck was censored i can still tell he has a very small dicck

No chill for naija again as per everyone blood dey hawt

Chillax bae
Its not by size na....

Sir,
I need a hosting service that suports downloadable contents(file hosting) and a web space of at least 500gb . does ur site offers that?

misspicy:
Hitler is wicked


I look so unkept
Please get me hot water for my bath

Oyinbo....

Where is d "m" in "unkept"?
Kindly put it back.
Thanks
Signed: management

The groom sharp o

Na the groom codedely come carry ehn things back.

Sharp guy....

WINNERMENTALITY:
Can I get this drugs in Nigeria

Yes... But u need to see a doctor to know which of the drugs will best suit ur system. Not everyone with ADHD are prescribed stimulant. Some are adviced to use anti-depressents due to various reasons.
My point is, see a doctor or psychologist b4 taking drugs.

Op ADHD is probably what u have. Its not curable but can be put at bay with certain drugs especially stimulant drugs. See a doctor or psychologist for proper diagnosis.
Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) is a mental disorder of the neurodevelopmental type. It is characterized by problems paying attention, excessive activity, or difficulty controlling behavior which is not appropriate for a person's age.

Op this jagon makes no single sense, kindly rewrite.
Thank you.
Signed: management

osarenmwienda:
see as she short self
.. abeg I fine pass her

. check my dp to. confirm

see you long jaw like stout... she fine pass you 10x..

polymathic:
Cos of their ignorance... they think the rich can never make heaven so they stay poor...

Gullible people, their pastors are rich, too rich in fact.

U are probably right, but you my friend sound nothing like a Christian. Not that I am one myself sha.