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Newmanluckyman:
...it's called a guys code for a purpose and not a female code. We always know how to manage the no 5. Everything isn't sacrosanct.

okay, Mister man.

Easzy96:
As a guy, there are basic rules amongst men that you should know and abide by it, if you still want to be considered to be a bro!!!

1. Niggas Before Your Girlfriend
Don’t let your girl ruin your social life, when it is time to hangout with your guys, don’t let your girl ruin that moment. Basically create time for your guys when you have a girlfriend.

2. Never Date Your Friend’s Ex
Whether they have dated ten years ago or hundred years ago, never date a friend’s past girlfriend. If you do, then you have broken the guy code.

3. Your Sister’s Friend Is Off Limit
We say “Brother don’t do family” unless you plan on marrying her then you are good. but “if nah chop am clean mouth”. Then it a no no.

4. Be A Strong Alibi For A Brother
You have to be able to cover for your guy either from their parent or girlfriend, you have to be a strong alibi. for example” May be your friend came home late from a girl’s place, then his girlfriend was becoming suspicious. If they call you to confirm his whereabout… you have to take the responsibility and tell her,he was at your place.

5. Drink Like A Man
You don’t order for maltina or soft drink in the bar, when your friends are taking alcohol. It is better not to take anything at that point.

6. Respect Another Brother’s Privacy
Every guy has his own personal lines. Understand where their line is and do not pass that line. For example, Never watch porn on your guy’s laptop. it a thing.

7. Never Let Your Guy Drive Home Drunk Alone
It is either you call UBER for him or you drive him home yourself.

8. Be a Side kick
If your friend get into a fight, automatically you have to join in and fight that person. There beef is your beef.

9. Never Get Stingy
If you want to be considered to be a bro, Be a giving type.

10. A Bet Is A Bet
If a bet is made and you lose, no matter what. You must follow through with his obligations to carry out his side of the bet.

Source: https://9jalife.com.ng/10-guy-code-every-man-never-break/

no 5 is silly, and make no sense.

ivandragon:
The NBC would do well to tell Nigerians exactly what was said that was provocative...

gone country.

hisgrace090:
Why did our leaders kept quiet about this SARS issue?

So they want this kidnap and bail to continue?

God is watching.

is painful walahi, what their do to my window aunt, make me lose hope in this country. those people shouldn't exist anymore.


their so heartless.

oh ooh, hope she won't blame it on marriage and file for divorce,

those americans are creepy people.

Odingo1:
Nonsense penalty, fifa just want France to carry the cup, that is not fair play

seriously,

2-0

[quote author=KwoiZabo post=69367709]Oshiomole: Rankadede, what will we do to keep you in our party?

Kwankwaso: ~sighs~ No be party wey dey alive dem dey join. APC don die throway.[/quote


he he he, wickedness

SalamRushdie:
Yet you are part of those supporting an 85 year old senile and incoherent man to go for relection even though it's glaring he has absolutely nothing to offer .

buhari is 85 no wonder biya look younger then him.

HzRF:
They are fighting corruption indeed

your meme is so funny,

Antipob777:
I foresee cancer of the chest on all ipobs today,

No man born of a wioman can defeat PMB.

PMB will won in all south East states. We Igbo's are solidly behind PMB.

Ipobs are refugees in Igbo land.

wondering how many more years left for you to matured.

can't believed this man have become a saint.

Aldebaran:
This two are in the Finals because they knocked Belgium and England out of the World Cup

Since this World Cup is full of SURPRISES...

It means the Gold Cup is going to CROATIA

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This particular World Cup is so Interesting!!!

Brazil got evicted with Jesus in their Team

Egypt got evicted with Mohammed in their Team

And you expect Nigeria to go far with ordinary Musa and Moses?

ha ha ha,

clap for yourself.

hopexter:
I think facial requirement isn't that important for these scary looking males to be representing our beloved country. These that can't even wine their local government constituencies. I think Nigeria is in short of good looking boys and girls.

seriously,

because those once are embarrassing pls.

never seen ugly people in one place like this

Dammiesugar:
This life is funny! me that I can cook any kind of delicacy, never a dull moment with me, working with side hustle sef, no man to say I want meet your family�� Anyway uncle open your mind to her and if she’s not willing to change then let her go.

bhahahahahahahaha this is just fucking funny.

CoolAmbience:
He killed himself, Buhari didn't kill him.

shut up, who brought unnecessary hardship to the country.

Jodhar:
This is the same thing a man did in Tunisia and the people poured into the streets and brought down the government, that was the beginning of the Arab spring but this is Nigeria, my people will just continue with their miserable lives because nobody wan die. Some will even campaign and vote for our oppressors if they in exchange for a little cash or gift. What a fvcked up country!!

being a Nigerian is heartbroken wallahi.

stupid country useless country, failed country.

this match is more interesting then France and Argentine.

PamaB:
Never give your house help access into your room. You or your wife should be able to handle your bedroom.

don't employed an immature help just to take advantage of them.


I am a maid, and I have access to everywhere in the house, it called maturity.

another goal 4-2 wow

is a goal 3-2

ChiefAzubuike:
Most allegations against these Fulani herders are actually false. They are harmless friendly individuals with sticks. They hardly get angry. Their women are best . Above all, they are very caring. I was at abuja the other day and some of them welcomed me into their huts with fresh fura and nama. One of them even wanted to offer his sister to keep me company for the night but I rejected. Forget the events of the past like the biafran war and co. These people are the best when it comes to hospitality .

some of us kill and some of us can't,

Ilamina:
When will Nigeria ever beat Argentina

in friendship.

moemindz:
WHICH KIN ENDTIME GAMES BE THIS ONE NAAAAA

I swear this is the funniest game I have ever seen


the Moroccans are angry.

GistmoreNG:
GistMore.com

This photo of UK Prime Minister, Theresa May almost kneeling to greet Prince William as she welcomed him 2 the newly- built Defence and National Rehabilitation Centre, Nottinghamshire is causing a stir online.

According to Piers Morgan, 'Theresa May greeting Prince William today.. have you ever seen anything more revoltingly sycophantic in your life? Do we really want someone who does this in front of royalty leading our Brexit negotiations?'.

See more reactions below...

See more here; http://www.gistmore.com/viral-photo-prime-minister-theresa-may-almost-kneeling-greets-prince-william

she look like monkey that is trying to jump.

GloriaNinja:
NIGERIA'S SCHOOL SYSTEM IS THE SHITTIEST ON EARTH...VERY SHITTY TO THE CORE, MORE SHITTY THAN SHIT ITSELF.

the school and the health system are the same, terrible.


I was in the hospital today and I almost cry.

I will never never watch Nigeria March again my precise time doesn't worth it,


I can't even believed the rain peat me because of this march, and it nothing but disappointment.

kinzation:
my dear. it's not clear o.. i had to take a stood near d tv.. where in abj are u

our own here clear ooh, after dstv disappoint

kinzation:
Abuja residents makeuna come o rain don stop



if u see as i take hold d pole of our dstv ehn

waiting do ait and nta abi you no get work.

kinzation:
baba the rain for kubwa hereno b small o.. i run switch to NTA

is dstv working, before the rain start their network disappear yeye people.