₦airaland Forum

clitlicker:
im not forming Einstein o, or Elon Musk.
But my girlfriend is below average when it comes to her reasoning.
she is studying a "useless" course in school, Local Govt Studies.
She lacks strategy when she addresses life matter.
If you discuss with her for 10 minutes youll notice her flaws.

she is very fine o and she has manners. i dont want to regret marrying her because of looks o.

can marring her be meaningful considering her intellectual laziness?

local govt studies?

never head of that,


and how old is she, some times age matters OK.


and is not everybody that is interested in whatever going on in the world.

[quote author=Princewilla post=64361638][/quote]am not stupid.

but seriously I don't understand a thing here?

yea, am sure is from changing unnecessarily, so why not?

I swear this buhari is a chronic lie

Harrynight:
i just like u

hmmm.

see how you just like me, like as if you know me well well.

Follygunners:
You be Chun-Li ni? Abegi commot make I pass joo

buhari pant fall on your Head
now you can past.

Follygunners:
Awon 9ja sha... Dem too dey over-do things. Now, everybody don learn new English term oo... 'Shithole' dis, 'shithole' dat... thanks to dat fool-in-office.

na you sabi

Harrynight:

what?.

if you have something to say, say it to my face.

that is if you can.

Mediapace:
You are damn bad!!


What is the difference ?

ha ha ha.
you should know their is a difference.

Mediapace:
Sometimes i just laugh when people criticize our president,governors e.t.c They are still learning by the time we compare ourself with other african countries.

Some countries are far more stupid and senseless than we are


Imagine allowing someone to rule you for decades and loot this kind of luxury.


When Buhari is not even sure if he is staying in office till next year






Well i can't really blame tgem,Nigeria is really chasing them in terms of corruption,by this time opper year we will have the richest man in the world

how could you compare Nigeria with that real shithole of a country,

are you insane?.

donstan18:
This one go pain ladies ooo , e go pepper dem scara

But wait oo, why e de pain dem self , when they were using Love Machine, vibrators, banana, cucumber, carrot, pencil and tubers of yam, did we complain?, they never knew we were serving a living God!

Now, God dn answer our prayers with a 3D sex doll, and the are complaining ... I even heard you can use sex dolls as Power Bank ... asin, if u de bang am, ur phone go de charge

Kai, see bad market for them, It's so funny to see how women are being intimidated and triggered with a common toy, ordinary toy

Funny set of people who wants men everyday but will pretend they don't, I even heard feminists are now saying that they can cook and clean the house
, they even said that small dicks are the best

I even heard that a man sneezed at Lagos and 5 ladies rushed him with first aid box to ask if he was okay Kai ... Power of sex doll

If a man fart, his Bae will rush him and say "Baby I'm so sorry, did the fart wound your nyash

Kai see damage control ... I even heard that sex dolls can give you barrow style, samsung style, shatte wale style, Nokia styles, Aba style, Monkey pox style and mosquito style.

Oluwa has done it

DJ, please play WO for me and my men dem, mk we dance jare

Oya WO, Sexy dolly dolly, WO!!
Awon omo tikaDolly, WO!!!
Ma lo Dollykibo, WO!!!

I swear you de craze

LionDeLeo:
Sani Zangon Daura.

Name sounds familiar. I think a minister or something close to that, can't remember quite vividly.

minister of agriculture.


during olusegun obasejo.

this sultan or whatever, doesn't deserve to hold a thing,

but in a country like Nigeria he is, when he can talk nonsense anyhow he likes.

if that yeye bello is not Careful igalas will remove.

if he want to serve his master he should resigned and go to daura.
idiot mumu.

aminulive:
Dabiri Meets Nigerian In Qatar Who Returned N150m Wrongfully Paid To Him

Hon. Abike Dabiri-Erewa, Senior Special Assistant to the President on Foreign Affairs and Diaspora has hailed a Nigerian, Michael Jonathan Asemota a.k.a Teddy for his sincerity and honesty in returning QR1,502,000 ($441,127.99) about N150 million wrongfully posted into his account in Qatar.

In a statement by Abdur-Rahman Balogun, Special Assistant on Media to Hon. Abike Dabiri-Erewa stated that the SSA gave the commendation when she received Mr. Michael Asemota in her office on Wednesday in Abuja.

The SSA said that such a rare display of honesty and sincerity from a Nigerian in the Diaspora has given the country a facelift as well as other Nigerians living in Qatar.

She urged Asemota to continue to be a good ambassador of Nigeria and implore other Nigerians in the Diaspora to emulate the positive image he has given to Nigeria in Qatar .

`` With this exceptional act of honesty, you have become a positive image for Nigerians and Nigeria in Qatar in the midst of bad news tag against Nigerians in the Diaspora.

``We are truly proud of you and urge you to continue to extol the virtues and strength of the Nigerian heritage of honesty, integrity and honour. Your shinning beacon serves as inspiration to the Youth of Nigeria’’, Dabiri-Erewa stated in a letter of commendation personally signed by her and given to Asemota.

Michael Asemota, a native of Edo state but based in Doha, Qatar, had opened an account with a cheque of QR150, 200 with an undisclosed commercial bank, where he is the sole signatory of the account.

Narrating his experience to the SSA during the courtesy call in Abuja, ``as i got back home, I received an alert showing that a QR1,502,000 had been credited into my account by mistake instead of QR150,200.

“I went to see the manager to report the error of QR1, 502,000 deposited into my account. After checking for confirmation, the manager gave me a warm handshake in appreciation.”

Asked why he alerted the bank about the error, Asemota said:“I knew the money did not belong to me and shouldn’t be in my account in the first place, so there were no motives and temptations to keep it.”

He advised people faced with similar situations to ”immediately notify their bank to avoid any potential problems as the bank will eventually trace their mistake back to your account and withdraw the mistakenly deposited money.”

He said the singular act has given Nigeria and Nigerians positive image in Qatar in the midst of bad stories of Nigeria emanating from the country.

Asemota is an official of Nigerians in Diaspora Organisation-Qatar (NIDO-Qatar), the umbrella body of Nigerian residents in the country.

https://politicsngr.com/dabiri-meets-nigerian-qatar-returned-n150-million-wrongfully-paid/

opportunity missroad. that is the name of this woman.

GavelSlam:
Insult him all you want he is your president and has done better than who he took over from.

Even the visually impaired are aware electricity supply has improved. The rail lines in the south west are coming on nicely.

Npower has given succour to the youth who would have been asked to queue up in a jam packed stadium for a non-existent job, that would make billionaires of the government officials behind it.

Insecurity is still a problem but it has been so for the greater part of a decade now.

The president can do better but indeed he has done well.

name one thing buhari have achieved since he came into power apart from lies and propaganda.


what kind of MUMU are you people?

UbanmeUdie:




122 years on earth with no striking achievements rather than mere baby making & harvest of grand and great grand children is a waste of life.

She ought to have died a long time ago!


It is a pity she had to witness the recent massacre of Benue indigenes by Fulani herdsmen. Maybe the shock and sad story was what killed her for good.

I swear you no well,


good health and happiness is an achievement.

Sprumbabafather:
I don't understand why people will just rub red paints on their heads and blame insecurity in Nigeria

Bubu is safeguarding the lives of everyone in the country, sai barber till 2099

can't even write 2019 mumu like the mumu you're supporting.


don't mansion me ooh

Amarabae:
Hahahahaha.
The question is not you looking for a handsome andrich guy but rather what if the handsome and rich guy want a rich girl and you don't fit in?
Nobody want a financial parasite now especially in this buhari economy

I swear you no well

lafuria1:
People don't know the meaning of suffer. Suffer is where women don't have access to affordable health care like in Nigeria not inability to watch football in a stadium.

you're right mehn,


Saudi women ain't suffering, their just can't do anything their want without a man by their side, that is the problem.

SalamRushdie:
This govt lies too much , they lies when the truth is required, they lie when silence is golden , they lie even in lies, they tell lies that lies in lies and worst is that they lie when there is absolutely no need for a lie sef . Smh

you de vex ooh, hahaha.

[quote author=IamHeWrites post=64118003]An Angry Nigerian dad took to his Facebook page,
“Esv Jibrilla Madu Gadzama” to call out teachers in private schools and accused them of shifting the responsibility of teachers to parents, by way of giving them too much homeworks.

Below is what he wrote on Facebook;
"FRAUD BY NIGERIAN PRIVATE SCHOOLS
HOMEWORK! HOMEWORK! AND MORE HOMEWORK FOR PARENTS.

It has become clear to many parents that the task of teaching their children has been shifted to them despite the huge fees they keep doling out to private schools.

Children come home with homework that requires over 6 hours to complete and the children are usually clueless about the topic. Clearly some of these topics were never introduced in class and the burden of breaking in the topic is shifted to the parents.

In some cases a topic is given a very brief introduction in class then a slew of tasks is bundled as assignments and becomes the parent’s responsibility to ground the child in the subject.

Nigerian parents remain docile. They know they are being shafted but continue to take it.
Some schools try to drive the narrative that all other kids are up to par and only yours is finding it difficult.

Bull! The teachers are trained to sell you that line (the only training they seem to receive). This belief gives every parent a catch-up mentality. So you either enroll in their “extra lessons ” or you find yourself doing homework for your children everyday.

This phenomenon (fraud) was prevalent in China until parents got together and fought against it.

After paying exorbitant school fees, the schools pay peanuts to the teachers. Some private school teachers in Nigeria consider themselves unemployed because their remuneration is so small!

They can’t be bothered to be dedicated. Besides many just simply are untrained.

The private schools have found a solution: transfer the teaching tasks to the parents!

Parents must individually reject this fraud!
Insist on only one assignment per subject per week. If the schools won’t comply then we must refuse to pay school fees this January!

Insist that teaching must be in the classroom! Not through ‘extra lessons ‘!

It is a big lie that every other child except yours is doing well! They only exploit your competitive spirit!

Enough is enough! Teach our children or we will not pay the school fees! If we are doing all the work we might as well enroll them in the LEA public schools!"

http://www.torimill.com/2018/01/angry-father-calls-out-private-schools.html

Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique [/quot


public sch. is even the worst, their don't teach them anything, at the end of the day their give the home work.

Leetunechi:
I met a female soldier online. We quarreled and I even insulted her, but now we have settled. Guess wot? She asked me to visit her at her barracks. I can't wait to meet her.

I wish you luck bro,

Threebear:
You sound dumb, his son is over 18 and thus responsible for his actions, just like your father ain't responsible for the obvious lack of intellect you displayed with your post.

he he he

Ecstasy154:
The Chief of Army Staff (COAS), Lt. Gen. Tukur Buratai, has deployed the special teams of the Nigerian Army to Benue, Taraba and Nasarawa states to check further loss of lives.

Buratai, who disclosed this yesterday in Abuja during the distribution of farm implements by the Minister of Agriculture and Rural Development, Chief Audu Ogbeh, at the military ranch in Giri, pledged that the military would restore peace and order in the affected states, adding that it would be easier to develop the agricultural sector and boost the nation’s economy in a peaceful environment.

His words: “We are asking our Special Forces Brigade to ensure that they are deployed across the county at short notice to ensure they stem the crisis between herdsmen and farmers.


“We have deployed officers across Benue, Taraba and Nasarawa states where to ensure peace and stability for the development and betterment of our country.”

He disclosed that the military had secured 436 hectares of land in Nasarawa State for agriculture purposes, stressing that once the nation achieves food security, criminal activities, including insurgency, would reduce drastically.

The army chief, who said the idea of ranches in military formations came to him while on a course in Bangladesh, stated that soldiers nationwide now engage in various forms of agricultural activities, including poultry and horticulture.

http://guardian.ng/news/buratai-deploys-troops-to-benue-taraba-nasarawa/amp/?F=&__twitter_impression=true

why now?

oooh, I forgot election is coming and buhari need a second term.


Brain dead EWO.

everybody is already expecting this strange news, so am not surprise at all.

abokibuhari:
I don't know how I found myself in this useless country

you and me both,

Drinokrane:
A Nigerian Lady has called out handler of popular twitter account ‘sub delivery man’ for allegedly treating her badly after she turned down his sex advances when she visited him.

According to her, they had been friends on Twitter for a while but decided to meet one on one for the first time at a hotel room where they both ate and drank, and after she turned down his sexual advances, he not only refused to give her transport fare back home but also asked to collect the 3,000 naira he had sent to her prior to their meeting.

See the thread below…

http://www.torimill.com/2018/01/lady-calls-out-guy-for-allegedly.html

wallahi guys are not smiling nowadays ooh.

VastFinder:
“My Back-Up Boyfriend Proposed To Me And I Said Yes, What Should I Do” — Confused Young Lady Asks
https://primesng.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/images-tile-1-714x420-300x176.jpg
A young Nigerian lady has written to relationship blogger, Joro Olumofin, that she is confused because her ‘back-up’ boyfriend proposed to her and she said yes.

The young lady has been hiding her engagement ring from her main boyfriend who is yet to pop the question to her.

Here’s what she wrote below ;



SOURCE: https://primesng.com/back-boyfriend-proposed-said-yes-confused-young-lady-asks/

how she keep two matured guys in a strong relationship that even lead to marriage, is surprising.

she most be a female definition of Yoruba demon,

anyway hope you make the wright decision.

Wisdomkosi:
Reports reaching 9news Nigeria indicate that there is currently a heavy tension in Benue State after soldiers following Governor Ortom opened fire at an unarmed protesters, injuring many.
According to an eyewitness who shared the story said…

”Today we’ve confirmed the apparent inability of the government and it’s security agencies in coming the aid of Benue people who have been slaughtered, butchered, murdered in the most gruesome manner by the Fulani herdsmen.
Instead of using the guns on the Fulani herdsmen for the protection of the Benue people, the government and it’s agencies prefers to use same on the unarmed people of Benue. Some citizens who came out to register their grievances over the gruesome murder of the innocent people of Benue. Even as I post, there are shootings of live bullets at the unarmed protesters in Makurdi by the combined team of Airforce, Army, Navy, Police, NSCDC, BSVG, SSS and the rest… May God come to our aid.”

Source : http://www.9newsng.com/breaking-tension-as-soldiers-shoot-at-unarmed-protesters-in-benue-state-photos/

is paining me wallahi, is paining me so much that am just hopeless.

iceberryose:
Why You dey Lie? When them release iPhone X and note 8? When you take see am for January 2017?

that guy will sone join politics, cause he has what it takes

Admin1992:
All You Need To Know About Samsung Galaxy S9 And S9 Plus: Samsung Galaxy S9 Price, Specifications And Latest News.

One thing about this year is that it's a year full of leaks, regardless how hard the companies try to prevent the leaks but they just keep on popping up.

The most funniest part is that the unboxing video of OnePlus 5T was released before its official launch, a German blog also shared the images but unfortunately, they were asked to take it down.

Earlier, Samsung also found itself in the same situation whereas Samsung is planning to unveil their next smartphone in early 2018.

With the success of Galaxy S8 and Note8, Samsung is pretty confident with their S9. In a hardly surprising development, SamMobile has confirmed that there will be two versions of the Galaxy S9.

The site discovered two model numbers for the handset - G960FXXU0AQI5 and G965FXXU0AQI5 - the first of which allegedly belongs to the Galaxy S9, and the latter to the Galaxy S9 Plus. The report doesn't reveal much else about the upcoming flagships.
The Samsung Galaxy S9 will come with Android 8.0 (Oreo) with Qualcomm Snapdragon 845 (US) / Samsung Exynos (UK), 5.8 inch / 6.2 inch QHD + Super AMOLED curved display (570 ppi / 529 ppi), Cat 18 LTE support (1.2Gbps download speeds), Display embedded fingerprint scanner, Dual rear-facing camera, Bixby AI assistant with dedicated button and USB-C.

However, the only flaw with Galaxy S8 is fingerprint sensor which was placed beside the camera. So far, this is the only thing that everyone is complaining about. Hence, they are uncomfortable with it.

According to the news report from BGR, the fingerprint scanner will sit below the camera sensors on the S9, with a dual-flash separating them. This setup should be much easier to navigate with your finger.

Thus, Samsung is expected to fix the worst thing about the Galaxy S8 with the upcoming Galaxy S9. Early leaks suggest that Samsung has decided to reposition the handset’s fingerprint sensor, to make it easier to use.

There's A Possibility For Samsung To Launch Their Galaxy S9 And S9 Plus Much Earlier Than Expected At CES 2018, it has been reported. Rumours suggest that we might see a rear fingerprint scanner in Galaxy S9.

Regarding to the price, there has been no official announcements yet, if it's anything like the Galaxy S8 then the price could be around £689 and £779, which is approximately 920 US Dollars.

According to Samsung's official blog SamMobile claimed that the Galaxy S9 will be made available in four different colour options: black, gold, blue and purple. Last year, speculation had claimed that the Galaxy S8 would also launch in a purple variant, but this rumour never came to fruition.

SamMobile notes, however, that there's a "high chance" this isn't the final list of colours, adding that Orchid Gray and Arctic Silver could also turn out to be a part of the lineup.

SamMobile also reports that the Galaxy S9 will boast less bezel than its S8 predecessor. A tipster told the website that there could be a 90 per cent screen-to-body ratio on Samsung's upcoming flagship, up from around 84 per cent on the Galaxy S8.

According to the report, this will mean that the bottom bezel is almost non-existent, potentially giving Samsung room to squeeze a large screen into the device.

Based on the news report from ETNews, the Galaxy S9 could pack a camera sensor capable of shooting 'super slow motion' footage at 1,000fps. It reports that the camera sensor will use stacked image sensing tech similar to the Sony Xperia XZ1, with the ability to temporarily store captured images on a DRAM chip in one of the layers. Samsung will start mass producing the '3-layered image sensor' in November, according to the report.
Also, ET News has debunked rumours that the Galaxy S9 will feature souped-up facial recognition technology similar to the iPhone X's Face ID, and has claimed that, instead, it'll feature the same iris scanning tech as the Galaxy S9. Don't expect an under screen fingerprint sensor, either, as the report notes that the S9 will feature a scanner on its rear. ThereThere

Source: http://www.naijaadvance.com.ng/2017/12/samsung-galaxy-s9-spec-price-and.html?m=1

me will only take them serious wen their start doing phones that doesn't use batteries.