₦airaland Forum

redhook:
......Ladies! What is the essence of the "duck face" picture pose phenomenon that you have all decided to infect the globe with? Its not cute! It makes otherwise beautiful faces turn ugly! And it is also depicts you as a child! The truth is guys spend hours laughing behind your backs over this and you guys don't even know it! I blame "kim kardashian" but she's a multi millionaire super star and the rest of you all are not! Please go back to being beautiful and top scaring men away from you by always trying to look like "gollum from lord of the rings"! Any lady over the age of 11 should not be caught dead doing this, ITS EMBARRASSING! so please act grown and sexy! Stop breaking the hearts of your boyfiends husbands and loved ones! Pleeaaasssse!!!
Guys help me advice them oh?

From A concerned fan of women!!!!!

Talk true, dt first babe na ur gf

RevDesmondJuju:
You this nigerian stop mentioning me

Oscarrazzi:
What do you think people?

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Nice piece, but Goodluck isn't former president yet!

yibobasher2:
Hungry people selling their daughters

Bros nor b by force to marry Imolite na. If you can afford it, good. If you can't,marry from a place that demands less.

chimkaire:
Calm down, arakunrin yi




....onijogbon

ds bros dey vex sha

timbros:
Ignored.
Thanks for your input though. Quite helpful.

Have you been able to uninstall the Google update services as suggested earlier?

tunjion:
THE NORTH AND SOUTH WEST HAVE PRODUCED PRESIDENT AND VICE, THE SPEAKER CAN GO TO THE EAST.

Is the North one You guys are so quick to forget we have NW, NE and NC. And the dwellers are very distinct from one another

timbros:
So if I buy car tokunbo, I go come buy device tokunbo too?

Sorry I don't do second hand gadgets.

We nor even sure if na buy u buy am ni gan sef. U sure say u buy am?

moscobabs:
I beg they should come and close down churches in my street at agbelekale around abule egba o. 16,churches in a street of 31 buildings ? This is crazy

Beyond crazy.

timbros:
I don't get you. How does your question relate to the issue?

So we can know the right advice to give. Just tell us

lofty900:
when I these Yoruba peeps start respecting women the way we igbos respect money! na wa o

Respecting how?
It was a birthday sex for the birthday boy that turned sour.

ECOTERRORS:
The chicken is comming home to roost with the whole top positions in government to be occupied by Muslims, I laugh in cantonese the way some yoruba psychos will come and condemn me for telling them the truth

Ohh just shut it up my dear. Even if it's occupied fully by pagans, i'm all for it. If that's what will move this nation forward, so be it.
Sick of you religious bigots. I really don't know which religion thought you to hate others who don't practise same religion with you.

WombRaiders:
[size=18pt]All the long throat oil thieves on page 0 know that we are not bokos

We are not fighting for 77 virgins neither is our path sealed in some mohammedean mad man vision of Islamic paradise

We have only one struggle which is to survive

And the battle for survival is ingrained in every life form and is the strongest will in any life form

Bring your army and your boko lunatics

We will drown their bodies in the ocean[/size]

**In reminisce's voice**

Awon Keypad Warriors, Internet Gangstars

madamGift:
Yeah, I agree totally.
sometimes, love is just not enough, be more logical than emotional.

A sagittarius talking

madamGift:
*inlaw*...kontinu!
Happy Birthday sweetest chimkaire! Sent you a pm

There's more to it dear

...and you wouldn't send me PM

chimkaire:
...Oh...this so gladdens my heart
Thank you so very much
I appreciate, I'm grateful. Thank you.

Happy Birthday to one of the NL's oldies





































HBD friend, confidant and in-law. Wish you all the best life has to offer, age gracefully..
Have a fab celebration!

efilefun:
And the madness continues

Brace up for the worst, happening within the next 29 days. 2 will soon be greater than 22 yet again.

This is the jungle called Nigeria.

brian4657:
hello everyone,please i need advice on this
i am dating a south african lady for 8 months now and we work in the same firm. she says she loves me but the problem is :
i dont know if she really do love me or she just want a husband she can call her own,people around me especially our co workers always tag her arrogant,they hate me dating her.but she is never like that to me,she is always submissive and caring,although i do sense those arrogance traits from the way she receives calls of people that call her at odd hours,maybe when she is already asleep .
she is 4 years older than me and she has got 2 kids already.another thing i am tired of is the attitude of her always going to social media like facebook to voice her sadness if we had any misunderstanding because she knows i will always check on her timeline,and she always gets sad over little issues like when i drove her home one sunday after church and went to my home too,she was bitter and said if i really do love her ,i will take her to my house,when i remembered vividly i asked if she wants to go with me but she refused and said she wanna cook.
my friends always tell me,i can get a very young and fresh nigerian girl that has got no baby at home if i want to settle down and they will always love and respect me as the head o the house.
i am worried about the law of this country also that gives more right to women,you wife can tell you that its your time for you to make breakfast for the family,which is really scary to me.
she mentions those equal rights to me jokingly but i always shut her up,like asking me to make her breakfast
i can live this kind of human right life as a boyfriend but i am really worried and not ready to live it forever as a husband with someone i call my wife

Break her heart bro, we're counting on you. It's the least you can do for us!

That the SE couldn't produce a senator under the party is whose fault? You can't decamp now and expect the party hierarchy or Buhari to support you. What about those you met in the party?
As it stands, the only thing the should care about is to be given key Ministries to hold - Finance, Works...

Sex after overdose on alcohol is very bad, worse if it's spirits and not beer. I think she dared him to go for the 6th round (can't be rape actually).

RIP anyways, may your soul find rest..

ifyan:
Your brain need to reset.

Did you know that.

Thank me later.

You are the one that needs brain, seems you don't have any.
What's wrong in all he wrote down, I ask you?

olokfor:
Addressing state House correspondents after the Federal Executive Council meeting Wednesday, the Minister of National Planning who is also a member of the Jonathan Transition Committee, Abubakar Suleiman said the Buhari transition team was making impossible demands from the government.

Until I hear further on the demands made

tym92:
wiz kynd question b dc

Easy man. Micra is very popular in Ib (public trans), was thinking that's why you mentioned it, hence my question.

tym92:
Chaiiiii......

600k, officer, u no wise ooo....

U go buy 'micra' collect "change" o...




#TeamChange sha

Are you from Ibadan?

chimkaire:
Are you seeing what am saw


In fact, America must hear

I jus pity ds handle walahi ...
Lemme know the alternate when this is banned dear

Adios

BraniacX:
Shut da fvck up you blithering yoruba eediot

Adekunle my fat stinking azz

That incompetent general

My uncle fought under him and his conclusion was your black scorpion was tactically daft, his best tactics was to throw bodies at the biafrans because he had many stewpid abokis to spare, his worst tactic was to go AWOL when the time to give the order for his battalion to engage the biafrans in battle and listen to reports of his army being decimated from a biafran whorehouse where he was having a sponsored vacation courtesy of the biafrans until an unnamed officer or two broke military protocol and turned the routing into an organised retreat. His undeserved reputation was earned through the blood, bravery and labours of men like my uncle so shut the fvck up you fvcking yoruba coward............adekunle my foot, black scorpion indeed

The same line we've always heard. So we should believe your 'unbias' uncle than the books?

chimkaire:
Geek
*dazed*
Sumborri hit me

101
Now se.un must hear this!

Latty88:
Hello! Happy new mth to you all. I want to set up cold room (frozen fish) in Nigeria precisely at Abuja. I really dnt kn d procedures to go about it. I ll really appreciate if anyone dt s into d biz to put me tru on how to start,how I gt companies to supply me etc. Thanks

Sorry, have you started this biz? I need some info from you.

Opolo eye, e nor b open eye

Seems he's avoiding body contact with this guy, beht y?

Where is Trade & Investment?
Who's taking over from Aganga?

chimkaire:
Wharris going on here

Stop feigning ignorance joor, hacker