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Politics / Re: Boko-Haram Kills WAEC Students And Principal In Borno by stjudas(m): 11:05am On Apr 14, 2013
Oh!! What an Islamic act!!!
Islam for Muslims / The Girl Who Turned Into A Monkeyafter She Threw The Holy Quran by stjudas(m): 6:22am On Apr 12, 2013
In 2004 a girl from Oman was watching TV,
and her mother was reading a QURAN, she
then asked her mother to go and read it
from somewhere else, just because she
was watching TV!!!!!....But her mother
refused to move away. The girl got angry,
forcefully grabbed the Quran from her
mother and threw it away.
But as usual, ALLAH always defends his
majesty by saving the Holy QURAN from
bad people, because of the promise in the
Holy QURAN….."we the one who has given
the Holy QURAN to the Muslem and under
taking to save it by Ourselves"
Within a few seconds, the girl turned into a
monkey-like creature as it is shown in the
photo below.
Politics / Re: Boko-Haram: FG Needs Amnesty From Us Not Contrary by stjudas(m): 11:59am On Apr 11, 2013
mike404:
Allah will reward them

With 72 virgins for a job well done.

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Politics / Boko Haram Amnesty Can’tbe Funded With N/deltaresources – Ekiyor by stjudas(m): 6:24am On Apr 10, 2013
By SIMON EBEGBULEM
BENIN — FORMER President of
Ijaw Youth Council, IYC, Dr. Chris
Ekiyor, has said that any plan by
the Federal Government to grant
amnesty to members of Boko
Haram sect will be a fraud,
warning that the people of the
Niger Delta will resist any attempt
to use resources from the region
to finance such amnesty
programme.
Ekiyor said it will be a misplaced
argument to compare the
activities of the sect members
with that of the Niger Delta
militants, noting that the focus of
the Niger Delta militants was to
attract government’s attention to
the degradation of their region
due to oil exploration and poverty
of the people, whereas Boko
Haram had embarked on mass
killing of Nigerians and had
remained faceless.
He said: “Beyond talking about
amnesty for a group of people,
who are murderers, I think that
government has misplaced its
priority in terms of what it is
saying. Dialogue with the people,
yes. Amnesty, no.
“Amnesty is not an exit window
for criminals. These are people
who have murdered over 5,000
people in cold blood. When people
are in the churches, they bomb
the church, killing people who are
equally victims of bad governance
like you and I.
“Again, 80 percent of these people
are not Nigerians. So if you are
granting them amnesty, from
where will you take the resources
to reintegrate them?”
Is it the Niger Delta resources,
our oil money to integrate
criminals and murderers in the
North?”
“That money should be put into
infrastructures across the country
if the money is too much in the
government coffers. They should
develop Nigeria. But I have issue
in taking Niger Delta people’s
money to rehabilitate a bunch of
elements, who are extremists in
their activities.”
… as Okoko advocates due process
By JIMITOTA ONOYUME
PORT HARCOURT— FORMER
President, Ijaw National Congress,
INC, Professor Kimse Okoko, has
said that the proposed amnesty by
the Federal Government for
members of the Islamist sect,
Boko Haram, should follow due
process.
Speaking in Port Harcourt, Rivers
State, he also appealed to
Movement for the Emancipation of
Niger Delta, MEND, not to resume
hostilities in the Niger Delta
region.
He said: “Due process should be
followed by Federal Government
before granting Boko Haram
amnesty. The sect should agree to
stop violent activities.
“I don’t think it is proper to grant
amnesty before following due
process, otherwise victims of Boko
Haram’s attacks would suffer so
much pain.”
He told Vanguard, that there was
no need for former militants to go
back to the creeks, as such will not
be in the interest of the region
and the nation in general.
Okoko also lamented the killing,
weekend, of 12 policemen at
Azuzuama community, Southern
Ijaw Local Government Area of
Bayelsa State.
Politics / Re: FG To Establish 100 Almajiri Special Schools by stjudas(m): 1:42pm On Apr 02, 2013
While give them what they need not? They've asked for an Islamic north, pls give it to them so we have plenty of peace. Then anybody who continues to stay in the north does that at his own peril.
Sports / Re: I'm Criticised Because I'm Not Yoruba, Hausa Or Igbo - Vincent Enyeama by stjudas(m): 1:02pm On Apr 02, 2013
Silly thought from a well respected onye n'eche bóll.
Jokes Etc / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Grants Amnesty To Boko-Haram. by stjudas(m): 11:39am On Apr 01, 2013
A fool is always a fool no matter the day.
Politics / Re: Boko-Haram: Northern Traditional-Rulers Back Amnesty by stjudas(m): 7:11am On Mar 31, 2013
If :
Islam + a = Boko haram
6boko haram + 72v= islam
Find the values of v and a.

Solution:
Solving the simultaneous equation by elimination,
V= Virgins
A=Arms for allah.

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Food / Re: Good Friday: Did You Eat Meat ? by stjudas(m): 7:28pm On Mar 29, 2013
Religion: the bane of the black man. And for those who don't eat meat, show me a biblical doctrine that supports your stance. Or, may be y'all think its Jesus' meat. Nansense!!! I mean arrant self-imposed bondage. Those who love their chains will always remain in their bondage.
Emmm, Musaaa!!!! get thy goat and slay thou it for me, asap.
Guys, Jesus died today for us to be free from the curse of the law. For me its a thing of joy not for mourning.
Jokes Etc / God Told Jonathan To Pardon Alamieyeseigha – Arthur Eze by stjudas(m): 3:19pm On Mar 19, 2013
Multi-Billionaire businessman, Arthur Eze has dismissed the controversy trailing the presidential pardon granted former governor of Bayelsa state, Dipreye Alamieyeseigha and others saying it was God that directed president Jonathan to grant the pardon.

Speaking with state House correspondents at the Presidential Villa, Chief Eze said criticisms against the pardon was misplaced.

“What Jonathan did is what a man who fears God will do. If I have an opportunity as president of Nigeria I will do the same. All of us are human beings. What he did was correct. We are not fighting war. Jonathan took advice from God. God has told him to show mercy. The bible says blessed are those that are merciful for they shall see God” he said.

He said the American government has no right to dictate to Nigeria because Nigeria is an independent nation.

Speaking on his donation of over N1billion to a church in the president’s Village, Chief Arthur Eze said those criticising him over the donation are criticising God.

“God gave me the money to contribute to the church. The money is not meant for Jonathan to put in his pocket. We are thinking of thanking God for what he has done for Otuoke. It was abandoned for many years.

They had no water, no electricity until when God brought Jonathan to change that place. Let the people have a place to worship God. Those criticizing me are confused people” he said.
Celebrities / Re: Pictures From “Sherikoko Reloaded' Osuofia And Jenifa Weds by stjudas(m): 4:35pm On Mar 14, 2013
so, wats the title of this movie?
Politics / Re: Ifeanyi Ubah’s Campaign Posters Flood Anambra Streets by stjudas(m): 11:35am On Jan 29, 2013
I'll vote him asap,.,,.. He reserves his franchise and its left for we Anambrarians 2 vote or shun him.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Agree To A Cease Fire by stjudas(m): 9:07pm On Jan 28, 2013
Allah is certainly not happy about this....

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Crime / Re: Plateau Leader Arrested With 5 Skulls by stjudas(m): 2:05pm On Jan 26, 2013
Allahu akbar!!!!! I beleive its the head of christians.
Religion / Re: 'Holy Cow' Born With White Cross On Forehead!! by stjudas(m): 11:23pm On Jan 09, 2013
This is why i hate religion. That sign look more of Arthur's (in Merlin) dagger.

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Sports / Re: AFCON 2013: Keshi names 23-Man squad by stjudas(m): 11:14pm On Jan 09, 2013
Timzy234: Wait, so this is the list? Wel, advice the players
1. [especialy d igbo guys] to try control their apetite nd infact, ban akpu sale around d training camps.
2. The 1 northern player should be re-assurd dat there is no b*k* h&Rä# there.
3. To enyeama, no more fights, no west bank dispute so no fear.
4. Mikel nd Victor should be confident, no nigerian "hazzard" or non-ethical "matter" can replace them.
Gud luck 2 u ma darlings. :X :X cheesy cheesy cheesy
Why not go and have a glass of otapiapia to save u from the agony of ur miserable, tribalistic life. Anu Ofia!!!!
Sports / Re: AFCON 2013: Keshi names 23-Man squad by stjudas(m): 11:10pm On Jan 09, 2013
Make i bliv say today match na just as friends. Otherwise, naija players need breaking of curses by Dr. D.K. Olukoya.

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Politics / Re: Shettima Weeps During Budget Presentation by stjudas(m): 9:23am On Dec 28, 2012
Pls, have my towel to wipe ur crocodile tears.
Religion / Re: Bankole Solomon Apologises To Adeboye Over Politicians by stjudas(m): 11:17pm On Dec 27, 2012
Ok!! Ok!! Ok!!! Ur sins has been 4given; go and sin no more.
Politics / Re: Caption This PIC. GEJ. by stjudas(m): 9:13am On Dec 27, 2012
I neva knew this man was this ugly. A chimp just replaced a gorilla(OBJ). Anyway, the name of the picture na "the woes of a retardeen".
Romance / Re: The Best Xmas Gift You Can Buy For Your Partner? by stjudas(m): 4:08pm On Dec 25, 2012
Since its Jesus birthday and not her's, I'll buy her a holy bible; preferably New King James Version, a rosary and a daily devotional.
Nairaland / General / Re: How Do You Call “christmas“ In Your Native Tongue? by stjudas(m): 11:33pm On Dec 24, 2012
Ekeresimesi ka ndi b'anyi n'kpo ya. Umuigbo ekene'm unu n'oge mme mme a nke ncheta omumu jeso kristi.

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Sports / Re: Osaze Odemwingie Lashes Out At Keshi And NFF Over AFCON 2013 Exclusion by stjudas(m): 4:15pm On Dec 23, 2012
Na by force to pick u? If u were good enough u would hv been picked.
Religion / Re: Are You Fully Conscious When Speaking In Tongues? by stjudas(m): 3:19pm On Dec 23, 2012
This is why i hate religion! Every one is confused abt every issue. The bible can simply be summarized in the sentence: 'love ur neighbour as u love yaself. If speaking in tongues, baptism, & tithing is not a guarantee of making heaven why do i need to bother myself abt wat am not sure about. Abeg, make i reach okija shrine, joor!!!
Politics / Re: Bomb Blasts And Gunfire In Kano (Airtel Office & Mallam Kato Square) by stjudas(m): 12:37pm On Dec 22, 2012
Allahu akbar!!!
Sports / Re: Nigeria Now 52nd In FIFA World Rankings by stjudas(m): 4:56pm On Dec 19, 2012
Stephen Keshi, hope u listening.
Politics / Re: FG Drops Planned Refinery Projects ! by stjudas(m): 4:53pm On Dec 15, 2012
Nigeria has dethroned democracy and has embraced 'cabal'ocracy. Which is o govt of the cabal, by the cabal and for the cabal. Hope u feeling the fresh air..

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Gunman Kills 27 Including Children At An Elementary School by stjudas(m): 7:29pm On Dec 14, 2012
Allah has turned the infidels against themselves. America, UK, Israel and France shall fall and the Islamic State shall rule the world.... I'm sure all true muslims feel the way I feel... More of this, i pray for. Allahu akbar!!!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Gunman Kills 27 Including Children At An Elementary School by stjudas(m): 7:25pm On Dec 14, 2012
What a great news! What a great news! What a great news!
Religion / Re: PHOTOS: World's Tallest Statue Of Jesus.. by stjudas(m): 1:21pm On Dec 06, 2012
salafiyy: THEY WOULD WORSHIP IDOLS STYLISHLY AND CLAIMED THEY ARE WORSHIPPING GOD (JESUS)...SOMEBODY SHOULD ASK THEM TO DIFFERENCIATE BETWEEN JESUS AND GOD; YOU WILL SEE THEM IN COMMOTION AND CONTRADICTING THEMSELVES...TELL ME, WHEN JESUS (may the peace of God be upon him) WAS ON EARTH IS THERE ANYTHING DEVICE LIKE PICTURE?...THOUGH, THIS IS NOT THE JESUS I BELIVED IN AS A TRUE PROPHET OF GOD
[color=#990000][/color][b][/b] Mugu numero uno! Who tell u say pictures na device.

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