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RomanceRe: Thunder Kills Malawian Lovers Aged 12 & 16 As They Die In Each Other's Arms by stnkembu(m): 4:07pm On Jan 16, 2018
May their souls rest in peace.

Can such thunder be imported?
InvestmentRe: If You Have N200k, We Can Put You In This Lucrative Biz Anywhere Nationwide: by stnkembu(m): 8:33am On Jan 16, 2018
I'm interested in this.
What are the necessary risks?
Any regulatory approval like from CBN?
FamilyRe: Is Bride Price Paid During Introduction Or During Traditional Wedding by stnkembu(m): 2:03pm On Jan 15, 2018
Use one stone to kill 2 birds... Pay for the bride price, settle the umunna same day, invite more friend on that day, and forget about the trad.

thebest1210:
Thanks for the response.
I'm planning on traveling. Will be away for 2-3 years. But, don't have enough for traditional wedding. Hence, was thinking, if I can pay the bride Price and do the introduction together.
Is it possible?

P. S. I'm an igbo man from Enugu state.
FamilyRe: Is Bride Price Paid During Introduction Or During Traditional Wedding by stnkembu(m): 1:26pm On Jan 15, 2018
Introduction... first.
Bride price ...2nd
Traditional wedding... 3rd

Or u can merge the bride price and traditional wedding.
PoliticsRe: Fulani Herdsmen: Nigerians Misunderstood What I Meant By Cattle Colonies – Ogbeh by stnkembu(m): 12:38pm On Jan 15, 2018
Mr Ogbeh, so a larger portion of Nigerians did not understand the statement made by one person.... You must have thought most Nigerians are all fools.

Those colonies are the easiest ways of setting up fulani communities/caliphate in every State. You don't aim to be neighbours with them and still have peace of mind.

What happens to eating with long spoon while served with the devil.
CrimeRe: I Transferred N280k & N300k From My Mother's Account To Mine Via Phone by stnkembu(m): 12:23pm On Jan 15, 2018
The story may not wholly be fake but the figures quoted are absolutely fake.

With FirstBank USSD, one CANNOT transfer more than 100k per day. Limit enhancement no de for this one.
So I just de wonder the magic he used in transferring 280k and 100k within 2 days using USSD.... Impossicanto!!

Give real figures and get real advice.


Athena4:
Lolz. Take it easy. I was trying to test authenticity. The story is obviously fake. The Oga for don't contact me if he really was in soup. This human being probably looking for attention this fine day.
BusinessRe: Update On TSTV Nigeria by stnkembu(m): 4:33pm On Jan 11, 2018
Immediately I saw Lai Muhammed at their inauguration, I lost hope for where dem de.
BusinessRe: What Is The Difference Btw Treasury Bill And Fixed Deposit by stnkembu(m): 7:43am On Jan 07, 2018
You can actually liquidate an NTB before its maturity period. Your bank will have to discount the bill at a higher rate.

TB is not subjected to Withholding Taxes unlike FDs.


Sage7:
TB- interest is received at the point of debit. FD- interest is received when it is terminated.

TB- tenure must be complete before termination. FD- you can terminate anytime.

TB- interest is slightly higher vice-versa
PropertiesRe: How Caan I Save This Year To Build My House Too by stnkembu(m): 7:34am On Jan 05, 2018
This ur calculation be as e get.
If he's saving the whole 60k, na 720k per annum e go amount to.

yanshDoctor:
lol, 60k? except you plan to spend the whole 60k for the project, then maybe in 50 years time you can build a one room & parlor flat.

let assume a room & parlor is 2,000,000 and land 1,000,000 all together 3,000,000 in a remote area.

now 3,000,000 ÷ 50,000 = 60.

that's automatically 60 years if everything should remain the same. we are not even talking of inflation. generally speaking i don't think its possible.
PropertiesRe: How Caan I Save This Year To Build My House Too by stnkembu(m): 7:26am On Jan 05, 2018
It seems the family's weight rests upon ur shoulder.

First, push ur sister to get a job. U can't have a meaningful savings on a salary of 60k when u have at least 5 mouths to feed; Unless u don't want to ever complete the building.

With your sis and her kids' mouth out of the way, then u can aim at saving between 40 & 50% of your salary every month. More importantly, seeks for other sources of income.
PoliticsRe: Protest Against Fulani Herdsmen In Benue Turns Bloody (Graphic Photos) by stnkembu(m): 5:36pm On Jan 03, 2018
To the departed, May they find peace in the world beyond our keen.
Seriously, joining street protests in Nigeria is now a very big risk since the Nigeria army now have the mandate of controlling protests nationwide. People will rather prefer to protest online.
Foreign AffairsRobert Mugabe Resigns by stnkembu(op): 8:37pm On Nov 21, 2017
Zimbabwe's President Robert Mugabe has submitted his resignation after nearly four decades as the country's leader.

Mugabe defied demands to step down for almost a week after a military takeover and expulsion from his own ruling ZANU-PF party but stepped down on Tuesday, hours after parliament started an impeachment process.

Cheers broke out in the parliament after speaker Jacob Mudenda read out Mugabe's resignation letter.


"I Robert Gabriel Mugabe in terms of section 96 of the constitution of Zimbabwe hereby formally tender my resignation ... with immediate effect," said Mudenda, reading the letter.

Source: Al Jazeera News
FamilyRe: 30-year Old Woman Loses Five Babies In One Day (photo) by stnkembu(m): 6:01am On Nov 15, 2017
Poverty is a ba.start.rd.
Foreign AffairsRe: 5 Former US Presidents Appear On Stage To Raise Fund For Hurricane Victims(pics by stnkembu(m): 5:11am On Oct 22, 2017
Organised nation.

The only time former Presidents of Nigeria gather is when there's need to form another party that will represent their interest.
TV/MoviesRe: Why Nigerians Must Not Allow TSTV To Die - Vanguard Report by stnkembu(m): 6:02am On Oct 17, 2017
TSTV... To much talks.... No action.

Is it that they didn't have a clear plan or were they only trying to sample our opinion on pay TV, or they didn't envisage obstacles and challenges?

Abeg, if selling the decoder at 10k will make it a reality, pls do. Don't know how long we'll wait for this.
FamilyRe: 10 Things Parents Should Moderate In Their Children In Nigeria by stnkembu(m): 5:54am On Oct 12, 2017
This is the genesis of our problem.

FamilyRe: Mum's Hidden Camera Catches Nanny Violently Throwing Baby Into Cot Like Rag Doll by stnkembu(m): 6:23am On Sep 20, 2017
E don be for this nanny.

I pray she be thrown same way into a dungeon.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Erroneous Bank Transaction. by stnkembu(m): 6:58am On Sep 09, 2017
bro, it's not usually that easy for a bank to reverse fund transfered by u and with ur consent.

The beneficiary will have to give his/her consent and for sure, the account has to be funded before we can even talk of reversal.

Just keep sending reminders to your bankers.
Foreign AffairsRe: Is 3rd World War Looming? by stnkembu(m): 6:15am On Aug 09, 2017
Countries are testing missiles.... Nigeria is importing knockouts.

Na waoh.... This is not just fair to the black race.
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Video:mmm (house Of Pundit) by stnkembu(m): 9:00am On Jul 22, 2017
So hilarious cheesy cheesy
FamilyRe: Married Man Begging His Wife's Friend Sex Exposed (Photos) by stnkembu(m): 5:56pm On Jul 15, 2017
Ekeseges:
Family Chemist Umuahia
Abeg, that chemist still de exist... It's been long since I left U town.
CrimeRe: So Shocking!!! Man Stabs Mum To Death And Buried Her In A Sockaway (photos) by stnkembu(m): 5:43am On Jul 11, 2017
This ur date be as e get, Tuesday July 10, 2017.

I had to really confirm from neighbour that we're still in planet earth.

Oga blogger.... Recycling very stale news.
RomanceRe: Dont Know It To Ask For Forgiveness From My Ex (advise Needed Urgently) by stnkembu(m): 9:45am On Jun 10, 2017
mostsimpliest:
am 23 yrs old in my final year civil engineering
Bros, what u're feeling right now is not love. She has given u and u don chop so teh her mum de try arrange the situation for u.

Abeg concentrate and make money... All other things (she inclusvie) will be granted unto u.
RomanceRe: Dont Know It To Ask For Forgiveness From My Ex (advise Needed Urgently) by stnkembu(m): 6:52am On Jun 10, 2017
One question ....

Just one question....

And the only question.....


Bros, how old are you?
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo Begs For Fund In First Tweet After Her Release From Prison by stnkembu(m): 4:32am On Jun 06, 2017
There's nothing wrong with her plea... All we need to do is to donate to her instagram.

I'll donate 5 likes. What about u?
Nairaland GeneralRe: See The Crocodile My Friend Caught Yesterday by stnkembu(m): 7:00am On May 06, 2017
This one don mature.
BusinessRe: Banks Rejecting Mutilated Naira Notes (Torn Notes) by stnkembu(m): 5:40am On May 04, 2017
andyanders:
If commercial banks who are supposed to be an intermediary between The Apex Bank and the public starts rejecting mutilated currencies, with an excuse that the Apex is charging them money for those currencies, then the banks should take the Central Bank to court.

The Apex bank should now explain to Nigerians their job. Are they just out to sell dollars and pounds making their individual profits from the illegal foreign currency deals they perpetrate in connivance with the Abokis.

The central bank MUST not charge any money from commercial banks for mutilated currencies as it is their duty to remove and replace those currencies that has gone bad in circulation.

Or, is it because some of the directors of the CBN and commercial staff that got involved in fraudulent practices of stealing those mutilated currencies in the past in which the deal was blown and some of them in court facing jail term when convicted has made them to start charging money on such?

This nonsense must stop and if actually the CBN governor is aware of this development and nothing is done, it will serve him right to throw in the towel.
It's just so unfortunate that CBN is out to make profit.

They'll charge you for depositing cash with them

They'll also charge you for withdrawing same cash from them

CBN counting machine will shred most of the mutilated notes and the bank will be charged for cash shortage which ultimately will be borne by the cashier that received and stamped the cash.

This is where the part of the profit they declare annually emanates from.
PoliticsRe: 100 Moments From The Nigeria Boko Haram War, by stnkembu(m): 4:58am On Apr 17, 2017
Maximum respect for those guys staying awake all nights that I might have a sound night sleep.

Good bless the NA
FamilyRe: Your Step Mum Or Your Real Mum? Pls Choose One by stnkembu(m): 10:37am On Mar 24, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
Aha...what if ur step mom got only little bruises but ur biological mother her life is 50-50? Will u stay give the extra bed to ur step mother? shocked

In reality, still the assessment of ER nurse on duty will be followed boo grin
Her Majesty, I still de fear sha.
Nice points though.
FamilyRe: Your Step Mum Or Your Real Mum? Pls Choose One by stnkembu(m): 6:43am On Mar 24, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
grin

E.R( emergency room)...

The ER nurses will assess the patienrs and report to the doctor who need the medical attention first...


So, it really depends who has a critical condition grin
U must be a politrickian.... See as u just settled the situation without answering the question. wink

For me, stepmum all the way.

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