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The following are some of the reasons ladies could dump a guy...

1.Being financially broke

2.Being lazy and non-hardworking

3.Exhibiting excessive Pride and inflating egos

4.Weak in the bedroom

5.Drinking and smoking

6.Being dirty

7.Being a video game freak

8.Always calling your mum

9.Always comparing and rating gals

10.Women hate it when guys turn into fitness freaks

Pls what's the name of this movie?

Nollywood sef...

CNN while reporting the Kenyan university attack claimed Nairobi is in Nigeria.I begin to wonder if this is a professional mistake or a deliberate act to remind the world of similar thing capable of happening in Nigeria...

See the pics below

5 REASONS WHY YOU DON'T NEED TO DIE FOR ANY POLITICIAN BEFORE, DURING AND AFTER ELECTIONS :

1. In 2011, Governor Shekarau of Kano State contested for the Presidency on the platform of ANPP against President Jonathan of PDP. So did Nuhu Ribadu of ACN. Today, Gov. Shekarau is a Minister in President Jonathan's cabinet & a member of the President's party & Mallam Nuhu Ribadu is the PDP's candidate for governorship of Adamawa State. How many were killed because of them in 2011?

2. President Obasanjo and Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu were thought to be sworn enemies. When President Obasanjo took over SW Nigeria in 2003, Gov. Tinubu became "last man standing" against him in ACN/Lagos. Today, Obasanjo is Tinubu's "Navigator" & Tinubu is treasured guest at Obasanjo's birthday. How many died believing they were enemies?

3. Fmr Govs, Engr. Segun Oni and Dr. Kayode Fayemi of Ekiti used to be political foes and now they belong to the same party. Both are alive as friends & some folks had died fighting for them.

4. Fmr. Governor, Olagunsoye Oyinlola never saw eye to eye with Governor Aregbesola. Now, they belong to the same party, some people died for both, but were they not always friends?

5. President Obasanjo was prepared to throw VP Atiku Abubakar out of Aso Rock. Who would have thought that Atiku would visit Obasanjo in Otta farm after all the brouhaha; politicians belong to one big family. They have their interest at stake, do not die for them especially when you have nothing at stake.

Vote, that is your obligation. You do not owe anyone a duty to die. Value your life, if you are still alive you can be better than them.Say no to violence, say no to blood letting.

Do not let any politician lure you into violence against his own foe.Let us all shine our eyes.Nigeria is ours and the true sovereignty lie with the people:I mean u and i and inclusive of the poor fellow u see in the streets!


#VoteNotFight

May turbulence not characterise the announcements of the final result of who take the seat in Aso Rock...AMEN

Click like if u support dis prayer...

And with these glaring results so far, the winner of the 2015 presidential election is ...

This is the only part I wanna here for now before I go hypertensive.Later I will check the state to state breakdown!

Wow...can dis be real or alien connected


Mean FTC tins

I hate hearing the police say "investigation is ongoing"

Wow...Nice info but do paste more!

This situation is so appalling and an opprobrium to a nation that claims to be the giant of Africa.For what justification is dia to hold over the nonpayment of benefits to men who died serving and protecting their beloved country .The Govt should better do the needful and stop dis emotional and psychological massacre of the wives and children of the said police officers.
GEJ pls do the needful and stop giving APC loopholes to criticize Ur govt!



Frontpage all the way...

rhadiator15:
a serving corper in uyo actually called me this morning.

U should av told him to be evidential by attaching some pictures...

Dis pic is so true cos dis man has turned Lagos state to his ATM machine and yet the gullible ones keep screaming change...change...change

Hmmm...
Pictures or #adonbilivit

Hmm

Ahhh...Francis u don hear am for my hand.
Just open Ur mouth ask me of money again,u go see my reply

ppl shldnt be mislead nd mis informed,i was privileged to b 1 of d corp members involved,i am Joey Aniagboso a batch c corp member serving in Kebbi state who also is privileged to b accommodated in d barracks,we went thr to represent d coppers community in d barracks,it was an annual novelty shooting range in d military buh to maintain a gud military nd society relationship they invited us and oda paramilitary personnel together with d emir of d host community,it is jst unfortunate dat one of us who happened to b a member of editorial cds sent d pix to thr whataps grp nd a corp member copied d pix nd used it to mislead ppl,in fact,we pleaded wit d military to allow us take some snap shorts wt the guns.Pls considering d period we re into now,i advice we b more careful d kind of information we spread dn d manner we spread dem

Why will that of Onitsha have Benin influence?

Dem go dey bong bong bong bong bong bong...in Basket mouth's voice!

Just saw this online and I had to share it with you fam.

OMG!!! I cant believe this. Look clearly into the picture above and if you can’t see it, zoom it…

What can you say about this fam?

Ahmadu Bello clearly said,"I will dip the Quran in the Atlantic ocean".
This literally means he is poise at Islamizing between the north and down the southernmost part of Nigeria.

That man introduced Religious Bigotry and tribalism to Nigerian politics!

Dear Nairalanders, I've been wondering whether a man performing cunnilingus(MouthAction involving the stimulation of a woman's Virginia/clitoris with the tongue) on a woman is at a great risk of contracting HIV.

Please I'd love Ur candid opinion...

I hope dis is no subversive story that is meant to distract our amiable soldiers in d fight against this bloody insurgents?

What's dis world turning into?
I guess dis man did dis to attract public attention and he got it.This paedophille should av his Dickson amputated.Such a disgrace to manhood!

frinx:
Need to question my old boy well .....

Pray Ur OldBoy tells u that your mom dated Dangote and dat he thinks Ur Dangote's son

For healthy, consenting adults, sex can be great or even mind-blowing. But getting busy with a partner can also have some legit benefits beyond our brainwaves. Read on for more reasons to get it on (as if we needed ‘em)!

This Is Your Body On Sex

The good feelings swirling around the brain during sexytimes are due to brain chemistry, specifically dopamine and opoid chemicals. But the goodness extends beyond our brains. Studies have found that regular sex can do way more than make us feel warm and fuzzy.

1. It helps ward off cold and flu.
Researchers found that university students who engaged in sexual activity a few times a week had higher levels of immunoglobulin A—an antibody that helps fight infections and the common cold—in their saliva . Interestingly enough, the IgA levels were highest in couples who consistently had sex a few times a week, but lower in people who had no sex or lots of sex.

2. It reduces depression and stress.
No need for chocolate: Some studies show that contact with semen during intercourse can act as an antidepressant for women . But don’t worry: Doing the deed has positive mental-health associations for everyone! In general, intercourse can make blood pressure less reactive to stress and reduce overall stress levels .

3. It boosts brainpower.
A study on adult rats found that the sexually active rodents experienced an increase in neurons in the hippocampus—a part of the brain that stores memories—compared to their virginal rat buddies. Not only that, but researchers at the University of Amsterdam found that sexual encounters may improve people’s analytical thinking.

4. It improves overall physical fitness.
If you’re looking for more motivation to hit the gym, consider this: Working out regularly tends to improve our sex lives, and having sex regularly can improve physical fitness. Everyone who’s ever watched an R-rated movie knows sexytime can be quite the cardio workout—in fact, half an hour of sex can burn more than 144 calories. Studies have also shown that exercising frequently can enhance sexual performance.

5. It relieves pain.
Gettin’ frisky releases a bevy of hormones that can reduce pain. Oxytocin, the “cuddling hormone” that makes folks want to snuggle up after sex, reduces stress and promotes feelings of calm and wellbeing. Sex also releases serotonin, endorphins, and phenyl ethylamine, hormones that generate feelings of euphoria, pleasure, and elation—and make people forget all about that nagging sore muscle or back twinge. Other studies have shown intercourse can stop migraines in their tracks and reduce the uncomfortable side effects of rheumatoid arthritis.

6. It improves sleep.
It’s a cliché that dudes pass out right after sex, but intercourse actually can help both men and women nod off. Feeling relaxed and comfortable are big factors in hitting the big O, so it makes sense that there’s a tendency to want to snooze right after. During and after sex, the brain releases powerful hormones (including norepinephrine, serotonin, oxytocin, and vasopressin), which can trigger the urge to cuddle or just pass out. Men are especially likely to zonk out because the prefrontal cortex—the part of the brain responsible for interpreting and responding to new information—slows waaaay down immediately after orgasm in males.

7. It enhances your sense of smell.
Oddly enough, spending some time between the sheets can help our noses do their job even better. After sexual intercourse, the body produces the hormone prolactin, which creates new neurons in the olfactory bulb—the part of the brain that controls how we understand and react to smells.

8. It makes us look younger.
A little afternoon (or morning) delight doesn’t just make you feel great; it can actually make you glow! A Scottish study showed that loving, supportive couples who had intercourse three or more times a week appeared on average 10 years younger than their actual age. Orgasms trigger the release of the sex hormone estrogen in both men and women. Estrogen improves hair and skin quality, making people look more attractive .

9. It lowers blood pressure.
High blood pressure puts pressure on the blood vessels, leading to damage and narrow, hardened arteries. The same effects that endanger the cardiovascular system can also cause erectile dysfunction in men (think about it for a second…) and reduced arousal and ability to achieve orgasm in women. Testosterone, a sex hormone power player for both ladies and gents, could be a solution. Studies have shown a link between low testosterone and high blood pressure, while the spikes in testosterone associated with sexual activity might help lower blood pressure

10. It decreases risk for heart disease.
Good news, dudes! Studies show doing the deed actually reduces risk of stroke and coronary heart disease in men . According to the study, men who had sex once a month or less were 45 percent more likely to contract a cardiovascular disease than friskier fellows. The evidence suggested the men with better overall health had higher libidos and therefore more sex overall, which reinforced their healthy cardiovascular systems.

11. It regulates periods.
Some athletic (hetero) lovemaking once or twice a week can, on a very basic level, make it less likely that Aunt Flow will show up unexpected. In one study, scientists found that women exposed to male sweat were calmer and more relaxed than the control group. These women also experienced smaller changes of levels of luteinizing hormone (which controls the menstrual cycle) in the blood. Getting’ jiggy with it also reduces stress, another contributing factor in keeping periods more regular.

12. It improves tooth health.
This one’s a bit of a reach, but bear with us. In addition to sperm, semen contains minerals like calcium, magnesium, and zinc—which are also found in root canal fillings . Zinc and calcium are also ingredients in most commercially available tooth rinses. We’ll let you do the math…

13. It fights prostate cancer.
The link between frequent ejaculation and prostate health is still up for debate. According to some studies, regular sex “flushes out” any carcinogens lurking in the prostate gland, making it less likely to become cancerous . But a more recent study showed that very frequent sexual activity in young men (20s and early 30s) could actually increase the risk of developing prostate cancer . Meanwhile, frequent ejaculation in middle-aged or older (50+) men decreased disease risk . In other words, the verdict is still out on this one—though things look pretty good for the older gents among us.

14. It lowers risks during pregnancy.
Pregnant ladies, time to get your groove on. Frequent sexual intercourse—and exposure to semen—can reduce the risk of developing a serious pregnancy complication called preeclampsia (which can cause swollen extremities, headaches, nausea, and even seizures). A protein found in semen, called HLG-A, can regulate women’s immune systems and lower the possibility of experiencing these complications .

15. It makes fertilization easier.
For people trying to get a bun in the oven, there’s no such thing as too much “trying.” A study at an Australian fertility center showed that men who ejaculated daily for seven days had higher-quality sperm at the end of the week. The sperm’s rate of DNA fragmentation dropped from 34 percent to 26 percent, meaning it was heartier and more likely to fertilize an egg—probably because frequent sex (and ejaculation) means sperm spend less time in the testicular ducts and are less likely to be damaged over time.

Source:http://greatist.com/health/health-benefits-of-sex

So maybe you were too embarrassed to ask, but we're guessing you've been wondering why your flatulence is so much less offensive than that of other people.

It turns out that science has several explanations, according to a new video (above) from the YouTube series ASAPScience.

For starters, "the more familiar you are with something, whether it be a song, picture, or even a smell, the more likely you are to prefer it," series co-creator Mitchell Moffitt says in the video, "and because the bacterial population in your body producing these smells is completely unique from every other individual, our farts truly have a one-of-a-kind brand that your nose can differentiate."

And then there's the fact that others' farts can actually make you sick.

"There are many reported cases of farts spreading Streptococcus pyogenes, a pathogen that can cause tonsillitis, scarlet fever, heart disease, and even flesh-eating disease," Moffitt says in the video. "The pathogen is expelled as fecal matter or poop particles in the air... Of course, this was a major concern for our ancestors who ran around naked, but for us underwear or pant-wearing folks, farts don't pose a real threat."

Source:http://www..com.ng/index.php/more-news/odd-news-reports/item/1242-here-s-why-other-people-s-farts-smell-way-worse-than-your-own

Whizpeter:
So the clueless president is finally getting some clues at the last minute...
He should reserve them cos he'd be needing them at Otuoke

Buhari till 2023

A typical hater...

Although the rehabilitation of the road is coming quite late,considering the economic importance of that route,but I must applaud the effort of the federal govt in its decision to give that road a lift...
Thank you GEJ for this kind gesture and I pray for the fulfilment of more democratic dividends!

U mean u called on him to surrender?Pls do us the favour of dropping his number so dat we too can call him to do same...

I won't look at dis shit

Mine is 10yrs old