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Dat man is still owing me 16k during my NYSC yr.

A lover boy went out of his way to plan a great proposal to the woman he loves. He arrived with a fleet of 20 sports cars and a bouquet of flowers, His mission was to propose to TV dating show contestant Peng Yang, 27, in Shenzhen, southern China.

However, Peng walked off in embarrassment leaving him posing on one knee. The embarrasment was epic.

The man hired the fleet of cars, which included a Ferrari and a Mercedes-Benz, in a bid to sweep the beauty off her feet….


He attracted lots of attention when he came out from one of the luxurious vehicles with a bunch of flowers and knelt down ready to propose.

Peng, who features on a popular dating show every week, appeared shocked and embarrassed by the incident.The reality star looked uncomfortable and was seen burying her face in her palms several times, before saying:

‘Why do you have to do that?’I beg of you, please stand up! There are so many people looking!’

Peng, then strutted off, leaving her rejected friend on the floor.

Source: http://madailygist.com/embarrassing-proposal-girl-rejects-proposal-from-a-guy-after-showing-up-in-a-convoy-of-20-exotic-cars-see-photos/

Amnesia associated with old age

The white man be like: So this is the Amaechi...

Several members of a Zimbabwean church were arrested and charged with murder after having buried Shamiso Kanyama, a clergyman, alive.

According to Nigerian Watch Kanyama told the congregation that he was the reincarnation of Jesus Christ. To prove it, he urged some Mazonde residents to bury him and vowed he would resurrect. He insisted that if he was buried, it would cleanse villagers’ houses of evil spirit.

The pastor failed to resurrect and died, which was followed by the arrest of five members of one family involved in the incident. They include Leanmore Mutero, Tonderai Muswere, Michael Muchengeti, Manasa Mutero and Nicholas Mutero.

It was obtained during the court proceedings that the suspects had begged the cleric to help them end mysterious deaths in their family.

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Under the order of Kanyama, they dug a grave with the help of the pastor.

Priest Father Zvidzai, a witness, narrated:

“He pegged a grave-shaped pit in front of my hut and asked for help to dig the pit. The deceased requested to be buried alive so that he would gain power to drive away the evil forces.”

One Joseph Taderera added:

“I warned the men about the danger of their actions but my advice fell on deaf ears because Kanyama shouted, telling me that I am disturbing his angels and urged them to continue filling the grave, saying that he would later come out alive.”

The trial on the matter continues...

Source: http://www.naij.com/493469-pastor-says-he-is-jesus-christ-but-fails-to-resurrect.html

Hello nairalanders,I recently passed out of NYSC and I've been scrambling for job opportunities.But recently a benevolent friend asked me to submit my credentials so he can help me force a move for a job in his workstation.Now I really want to know if my statement of result can be used as part of the credentials or I should start processing my original result which could take up to two weeks at most to get.And meanwhile this opportunity has a deadline of between now and nextweek Tuesday.And also what documents make up a credential for a prospective job seeker?

Hmmm...see his manhood below...

Hold im leg and don't let him run away.He must account for all forms malfeasance & financial recklessness while in office.All I know is that he is a malefactor !

Slow them down as their father dey slow us down

Nice one,keep it coming.

And you think its that simple?
For your information Isreal has a better viable policy as well which is centered Survival in the "Axis of Evil"

But will some western countries do that, Nope.
Ur still gonna queue and beg for Visa before given.

Buhari forming "holier than thou* attitude

Nice move though

Did anyone notice these:
*Not more than 20years
*40million naira Porche 911
*The son of a former attorney general

Chai Our money for this country don finish...

No your excellency,your not just a prisoner but a common rogue prisoner sentenced by a competent court to teach lessons to other rogue politicians.

Nice one but I hope say na true.I know the govt can lie to the masses for administrative convenience.

The old good days!

IamDino why u dey hinder my progress at any thread I enter to first comment?


Anyway,RIP to the dead.

Funny though even if I had to comment before reading

Is dealing on drug now a necessary evil or its just inevitable despite the dangers inherent

Just in case...

We don hear

Don't just talk,ACT!

Life is too short to read all these,please summarize

I believe that is a case of machine/computer typo.

I see no reason why these Boko boys shouldn't remain in the North were their progenitors started.What is it with the SE and SS? U sent terrorists to a non-maximum prison.But by the way,what happened to Kirikiri Maximum Prison?
One thing I am sure is that this action will recreate an overwhelming nationalist feelings amongst the Igbos and hence the subsequential call for secession.
Perhaps the Igbo's will now start believing in Nnamdi Kalu even if his approach is questionable.

kay29000:
Hmmmm! My own is rice sha. If I eat too much white rice, na war o! The abdominal pain can't be put in words.

Bros go use vermox and combatrin.I had same problem and dat was what was prescribed for me.