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Romance / Re: 7 Masculine Qualities Women SECRETLY Love In Men by StonedSaint: 9:02pm On May 19, 2023
Owo ni koko..
Phones / Re: Who Can Repair My Zealot Bluetooth Speaker by StonedSaint: 12:40pm On May 11, 2023
Abudu2000:
thanks bro, any place on the island i can get it fixed?

not sure about that bro, but I'm prejudiced about technicians on d island. Some will bill u excessively, while others might leave your gadget in a worse state. I've already given d two locations that are credible...
Family / Re: Young Man Under The Influence Of Colos Looses His Mind. by StonedSaint: 8:07pm On May 10, 2023
EriMma1:


Oya, mention only one. grin

guy abeg no draw my leg come outside, safe to say they're def not what I'd wish for anyone lol...

#SayNoToJonzing
Jokes Etc / Re: Life Of A Movie Female Director by StonedSaint: 8:02pm On May 10, 2023
your boy is a budding actor lol. I'm open to interpreting various roles ( not too challenging tho ), if you're based in Lagos feel free to holla...
Pets / Re: Can I Train This Baby Seberian Husky As Gurad Dog? by StonedSaint: 7:51pm On May 10, 2023
I think YouTube should provide some insightful tips on how to train different dog breeds

as long as it's not a Chihuahua or Eskimo then you're good to go lol...
Family / Re: Young Man Under The Influence Of Colos Looses His Mind. by StonedSaint: 7:47pm On May 10, 2023
CO is deadly depending on d grade n potency, its not something to be trifled with n certainly not something to be consumed with reckless abandon.

stoners are hereby advised to know their guage n desist from puffing more smoke than their medulla can conveniently handle in a futile n foolish bid to impress or form hard guy
I thank God for my life because if I begin to chronicle wetin colos use my eye see, no be small thing...

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Family / Re: Man Celebrates His Great Great Grandfather On His 190th Birthday (pic) by StonedSaint: 7:45pm On May 10, 2023
that age is a bit suspect lol, but all in all I wish our dear Baba good health ( I for add long life join but I don't know.. )

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Crime / Re: 14yr Old Christian Girl Abducted, Likely Raped, Forced To Convert To Islam by StonedSaint: 7:43pm On May 10, 2023
the inalienable right to freedom of religion n to worship whatever God u please remains sacrosanct under the 1999 Constitution which our dear country subscribes to..

stuff like this shouldn't have a place in modern society, please for equity's sake I enjoin our security agencies and human right groups to resist this show of shame, the culprits must also be brought to book to deter other idiots from doing same

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Crime / Re: 19-Year-Old Bayelsa Varsity Student Dies Of Drug Overdose (Photo) by StonedSaint: 7:37pm On May 10, 2023
CO is deadly depending on d grade n potency, its not something to be trifled with n certainly not something to be consumed with reckless abandon. stoners are hereby advised to know their guage n desist from puffing more smoke than their medulla can conveniently handle in a futile n foolish bid to impress or form hard guy

I thank God for my life because if I begin to chronicle wetin colos use my eye see, no be small thing... rip fallen comrade, I'd light a spliff for u bruv
Crime / Re: CCTV Footage Shows Moment Man Shoots His Brother Dead (Pics/Video) by StonedSaint: 7:30pm On May 10, 2023
brothers killing brothers.. bkb is the worst form of orientation to adhere to, when it comes to ordinary confraternities it's totally frowned at, talk less of blood brothers

no matter the level of provocation pls don't let it degenerate to killing your flesh n blood, that's one of d most abhorrent acts imaginable...

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Celebrities / Re: Possible Prison Sentence As Chris Brown Allegedly Gives Usher A Bloody Nose by StonedSaint: 7:24pm On May 10, 2023
Chris Brown na baba werey, that's Iman Schumperts wifey u trynna mess with lol.. tread softly bro, its not all kitty's that must be sampled ok
Crime / Re: Vigilante Forces Suspected Yahoo Boy To Eat Bowl Of Sacrifice He Was Caught With by StonedSaint: 7:22pm On May 10, 2023
in case you're not aware, those vigilantes unwittingly boosted the guy's jazz. the results will be speedily enhanced by the eating and subsequent digestion of the spiritual meal...
but there's a catch, the munched juju must everly remain confined in your intestine/ bowels ad infinitum. the moment u pass it out as waste, prepare for poverty like you've never experienced it before.. the sapa no be here, it'll be so bad that you'll envy church rats for their crumbs lol. ultimately the unfortunate person invariably ends up committing suicide lol
Crime / Re: Inside Life:. Local Vigilantes Forced Yahoo Boy To Eat His Sacrifice In Osun (wa by StonedSaint: 7:19pm On May 10, 2023
in case you're not aware, those vigilantes unwittingly boosted the guy's jazz. the results will be speedily enhanced by the eating and subsequent digestion of the spiritual meal...

but there's a catch, the munched juju must everly remain confined in your intestine/ bowels ad infinitum. the moment u pass it out as waste, prepare for poverty like you've never experienced it before.. the sapa no be here, it'll be so bad that you'll envy church rats for their crumbs lol. ultimately the unfortunate person invariably ends up committing suicide lol
Crime / Re: My Mother Poisoned My Sister, Asked Me To Rape And Suck Her Vagina For Ritual by StonedSaint: 7:09pm On May 10, 2023
this is absolutely and unspeakably horrendous, and to think that it's their mum who suggested the murder of the innocent girl, her supposed daughter - a fruit of her wretched womb.
the girl's head (spirit) is strong that's why the scums didn't succeed in their evil quest. God punish the yeye mum n d bastard brother, as for the lovely girl its a pity u had to come from a worthless n unfortunate family. may her gentle soul rip
Romance / Re: Lionel Richie Says S3x Is Responsible For His Good Looks And Not Plastic Surgery by StonedSaint: 7:09pm On May 10, 2023
OG I hail u. 73 year old grandpa dey gbensh succulent 33 year old honeypot for more than a decade una say make him no fresh? no be juju be that lol

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Crime / Re: How My Mother Killed My Sister, Asked Me To Slɘep With Her Corpse So I Could Pro by StonedSaint: 7:02pm On May 10, 2023
this is absolutely and unspeakably horrendous, and to think that it's their mum who suggested the murder of the innocent girl, her supposed daughter - a fruit of her wretched womb.
the girl's head (spirit) is strong that's why the scums didn't succeed in their evil quest. God punish the yeye mum n d bastard brother, as for the lovely girl its a pity u had to come from a worthless n unfortunate family. may her gentle soul rip
Phones / Re: Who Can Repair My Zealot Bluetooth Speaker by StonedSaint: 7:01pm On May 10, 2023
if you're in Lagos, then computer village is your best bet. u can also try Alaba international for a competent repair man..

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Religion / Re: What Could Be The Meaning Of This Dream? by StonedSaint: 6:59pm On May 10, 2023
I'm no Joseph the dream interpreter, but the dream is self explanatory and quite simple to construe..

here's my two cents concerning your dilemma, since you've never fantasized about dreadlocks, neither do u have the least inclination towards keeping n maintaining one. I think u should start reconsidering your hairstyle and opt for long dreads, maybe you're Samson 2.0 (lite version) lol

u might as well see your pastor or any trustworthy elder around your neighborhood to seek their opinion, best of luck man...
Celebrities / Re: Why We Gave Up On Our Football Careers - P-square by StonedSaint: 6:36pm On May 10, 2023
ori yato sori.. if you're not destined for something then it won't work out, thank your stars that you guys saw the handwriting on the wall early enough

Mr goalkeeper is it a case of conceding uncountable goals, and you're coach giving u the boot? Hope you're not trying to bamboozle us with your playing with Mikel Obi bs lol.
Crime / Re: How Yahoo Boy Connived With Mother To Kill Sister For Ritual In Lagos by StonedSaint: 6:20pm On May 10, 2023
this is absolutely and unspeakably horrendous, and to think that it's their mum who suggested the murder of the innocent girl, her supposed daughter - a fruit of her wretched womb.

the girl's head (spirit) is strong that's why the scums didn't succeed in their evil quest. God punish the yeye mum n d bastard brother, as for the lovely girl its a pity u had to come from a worthless n unfortunate family. may her gentle soul rip
Career / Re: How Did You Discover Your Purpose? by StonedSaint: 6:11pm On May 10, 2023
Bros its not his fault, the economy is not smiling hence the need to explore his innate talents lol... Buhari don turn man pikin to Jack of all trades, master of some

As to your question on how to discover purpose, I humbly suggest u have a chat with Pastor Pelemo of CADAM. Man is genius on the topic 'Discovering Purpose', if you're lucky enough to have access to his comprehensive notes I daresay you'll have no issues as regards all of it..
Travel / Re: Directions From Ijanikin To Ikeja. by StonedSaint: 6:02pm On May 10, 2023
c0d3x:
So bus to iyana then straight to Ikeja?

I think that's what he meant, be careful as there are diff iyanas. Iyana ipaja etc, do well to board an iyana oba bus to avoid a roundabout journey lol

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Romance / Re: 95-year-old Alhaji Muhammad Sabo Marries Teenage Girl In Abuja Community (Photo) by StonedSaint: 9:25pm On May 07, 2023
this old man is old enough to be her ancestor and progenitor fr, but he's way too old to be her husband. It's true everyone deserves to be happy and fall in love, to each his own. Personally I find it repulsive, disgusting and terribly nauseating... *pukes* (pardon me)

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Education / Re: How I Defeat The Power Of Oppression (dorime) In The Club And Anywhere. by StonedSaint: 9:03pm On May 07, 2023
Low self esteem been wrecking lives since 1960 lol..

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Family / Re: A 95 Years Old Man Marries A 14 Year Old Girl In Abuja by StonedSaint: 8:56pm On May 07, 2023
this old man is old enough to be her ancestor and progenitor fr, but he's way too old to be her husband. It's true everyone deserves to be happy and fall in love, to each his own. Personally I find it repulsive, disgusting and terribly nauseating... *pukes* (pardon me)
Romance / Re: Ladies Are Very Selfish And Insensitive by StonedSaint: 8:50pm On May 07, 2023
both u n your babe dey jonze big time lol...

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Romance / Re: I Want To Know! by StonedSaint: 8:48pm On May 07, 2023
don't dull it..
Religion / Re: Are People Only Coming To Church For Welfare Mostly? by StonedSaint: 8:46pm On May 07, 2023
Mogbo moya
Travel / Re: With Your Current Account Balance, Where Can You Travel To With It? by StonedSaint: 8:44pm On May 07, 2023
I thank God I'm not crippled so I can always hop in my latest tear rubber leggediz Benz to the nearest joint and burn me a spiff lol

#StonerVacation
Romance / Re: Check Out This Nigerian Lady's Reaction Inside A Self-driving Car by StonedSaint: 8:22pm On May 07, 2023
Reminds me of one of Chinua Achebe's classics, where a white district officer came visiting a local chief driving a motor car, the subsequent reactions were hilarious. All the villagers scampering for safety thinking it was a strange animal lol...
Romance / Re: What The Youngest Of Age You Ever Had Sex With by StonedSaint: 8:16pm On May 07, 2023
gentlemen who kiss and tell end up in d hottest part of hell... Be guided pls

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Celebrities / Re: P'Square, Timaya, Phyno & Flavour Visit & Bow To Greet King Sunny Ade by StonedSaint: 6:03pm On May 02, 2023
clear road for authentic... Greatmen doing great things

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