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Owo ni koko.. |
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Abudu2000: not sure about that bro, but I'm prejudiced about technicians on d island. Some will bill u excessively, while others might leave your gadget in a worse state. I've already given d two locations that are credible... |
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EriMma1: guy abeg no draw my leg come outside, safe to say they're def not what I'd wish for anyone lol... #SayNoToJonzing |
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your boy is a budding actor lol. I'm open to interpreting various roles ( not too challenging tho ), if you're based in Lagos feel free to holla... |
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I think YouTube should provide some insightful tips on how to train different dog breeds as long as it's not a Chihuahua or Eskimo then you're good to go lol... |
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CO is deadly depending on d grade n potency, its not something to be trifled with n certainly not something to be consumed with reckless abandon. stoners are hereby advised to know their guage n desist from puffing more smoke than their medulla can conveniently handle in a futile n foolish bid to impress or form hard guy I thank God for my life because if I begin to chronicle wetin colos use my eye see, no be small thing... 1 Like 1 Share |
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that age is a bit suspect lol, but all in all I wish our dear Baba good health ( I for add long life join but I don't know.. ) 1 Like |
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the inalienable right to freedom of religion n to worship whatever God u please remains sacrosanct under the 1999 Constitution which our dear country subscribes to.. stuff like this shouldn't have a place in modern society, please for equity's sake I enjoin our security agencies and human right groups to resist this show of shame, the culprits must also be brought to book to deter other idiots from doing same 1 Like |
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CO is deadly depending on d grade n potency, its not something to be trifled with n certainly not something to be consumed with reckless abandon. stoners are hereby advised to know their guage n desist from puffing more smoke than their medulla can conveniently handle in a futile n foolish bid to impress or form hard guy I thank God for my life because if I begin to chronicle wetin colos use my eye see, no be small thing... rip fallen comrade, I'd light a spliff for u bruv |
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brothers killing brothers.. bkb is the worst form of orientation to adhere to, when it comes to ordinary confraternities it's totally frowned at, talk less of blood brothers no matter the level of provocation pls don't let it degenerate to killing your flesh n blood, that's one of d most abhorrent acts imaginable... 2 Likes |
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Chris Brown na baba werey, that's Iman Schumperts wifey u trynna mess with lol.. tread softly bro, its not all kitty's that must be sampled ok |
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in case you're not aware, those vigilantes unwittingly boosted the guy's jazz. the results will be speedily enhanced by the eating and subsequent digestion of the spiritual meal... but there's a catch, the munched juju must everly remain confined in your intestine/ bowels ad infinitum. the moment u pass it out as waste, prepare for poverty like you've never experienced it before.. the sapa no be here, it'll be so bad that you'll envy church rats for their crumbs lol. ultimately the unfortunate person invariably ends up committing suicide lol |
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in case you're not aware, those vigilantes unwittingly boosted the guy's jazz. the results will be speedily enhanced by the eating and subsequent digestion of the spiritual meal... but there's a catch, the munched juju must everly remain confined in your intestine/ bowels ad infinitum. the moment u pass it out as waste, prepare for poverty like you've never experienced it before.. the sapa no be here, it'll be so bad that you'll envy church rats for their crumbs lol. ultimately the unfortunate person invariably ends up committing suicide lol |
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this is absolutely and unspeakably horrendous, and to think that it's their mum who suggested the murder of the innocent girl, her supposed daughter - a fruit of her wretched womb. the girl's head (spirit) is strong that's why the scums didn't succeed in their evil quest. God punish the yeye mum n d bastard brother, as for the lovely girl its a pity u had to come from a worthless n unfortunate family. may her gentle soul rip |
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OG I hail u. 73 year old grandpa dey gbensh succulent 33 year old honeypot for more than a decade una say make him no fresh? no be juju be that lol 2 Likes |
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this is absolutely and unspeakably horrendous, and to think that it's their mum who suggested the murder of the innocent girl, her supposed daughter - a fruit of her wretched womb. the girl's head (spirit) is strong that's why the scums didn't succeed in their evil quest. God punish the yeye mum n d bastard brother, as for the lovely girl its a pity u had to come from a worthless n unfortunate family. may her gentle soul rip |
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if you're in Lagos, then computer village is your best bet. u can also try Alaba international for a competent repair man.. 1 Like |
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I'm no Joseph the dream interpreter, but the dream is self explanatory and quite simple to construe.. here's my two cents concerning your dilemma, since you've never fantasized about dreadlocks, neither do u have the least inclination towards keeping n maintaining one. I think u should start reconsidering your hairstyle and opt for long dreads, maybe you're Samson 2.0 (lite version) lol u might as well see your pastor or any trustworthy elder around your neighborhood to seek their opinion, best of luck man... |
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ori yato sori.. if you're not destined for something then it won't work out, thank your stars that you guys saw the handwriting on the wall early enough Mr goalkeeper is it a case of conceding uncountable goals, and you're coach giving u the boot? Hope you're not trying to bamboozle us with your playing with Mikel Obi bs lol. |
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this is absolutely and unspeakably horrendous, and to think that it's their mum who suggested the murder of the innocent girl, her supposed daughter - a fruit of her wretched womb. the girl's head (spirit) is strong that's why the scums didn't succeed in their evil quest. God punish the yeye mum n d bastard brother, as for the lovely girl its a pity u had to come from a worthless n unfortunate family. may her gentle soul rip |
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Bros its not his fault, the economy is not smiling hence the need to explore his innate talents lol... Buhari don turn man pikin to Jack of all trades, master of some As to your question on how to discover purpose, I humbly suggest u have a chat with Pastor Pelemo of CADAM. Man is genius on the topic 'Discovering Purpose', if you're lucky enough to have access to his comprehensive notes I daresay you'll have no issues as regards all of it.. |
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c0d3x: I think that's what he meant, be careful as there are diff iyanas. Iyana ipaja etc, do well to board an iyana oba bus to avoid a roundabout journey lol 1 Like |
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this old man is old enough to be her ancestor and progenitor fr, but he's way too old to be her husband. It's true everyone deserves to be happy and fall in love, to each his own. Personally I find it repulsive, disgusting and terribly nauseating... *pukes* (pardon me) 3 Likes 1 Share |
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Low self esteem been wrecking lives since 1960 lol.. 1 Like |
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this old man is old enough to be her ancestor and progenitor fr, but he's way too old to be her husband. It's true everyone deserves to be happy and fall in love, to each his own. Personally I find it repulsive, disgusting and terribly nauseating... *pukes* (pardon me) |
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both u n your babe dey jonze big time lol... 1 Like |
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don't dull it.. |
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Mogbo moya |
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I thank God I'm not crippled so I can always hop in my latest tear rubber leggediz Benz to the nearest joint and burn me a spiff lol #StonerVacation |
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Reminds me of one of Chinua Achebe's classics, where a white district officer came visiting a local chief driving a motor car, the subsequent reactions were hilarious. All the villagers scampering for safety thinking it was a strange animal lol... |
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gentlemen who kiss and tell end up in d hottest part of hell... Be guided pls 1 Like |
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clear road for authentic... Greatmen doing great things 19 Likes 2 Shares |
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