₦airaland Forum

c0d3x:
So bus to iyana then straight to Ikeja?

I think that's what he meant, be careful as there are diff iyanas. Iyana ipaja etc, do well to board an iyana oba bus to avoid a roundabout journey lol

this old man is old enough to be her ancestor and progenitor fr, but he's way too old to be her husband. It's true everyone deserves to be happy and fall in love, to each his own. Personally I find it repulsive, disgusting and terribly nauseating... *pukes* (pardon me)

Low self esteem been wrecking lives since 1960 lol..

this old man is old enough to be her ancestor and progenitor fr, but he's way too old to be her husband. It's true everyone deserves to be happy and fall in love, to each his own. Personally I find it repulsive, disgusting and terribly nauseating... *pukes* (pardon me)

both u n your babe dey jonze big time lol...

don't dull it..

Mogbo moya

I thank God I'm not crippled so I can always hop in my latest tear rubber leggediz Benz to the nearest joint and burn me a spiff lol

#StonerVacation

Reminds me of one of Chinua Achebe's classics, where a white district officer came visiting a local chief driving a motor car, the subsequent reactions were hilarious. All the villagers scampering for safety thinking it was a strange animal lol...

gentlemen who kiss and tell end up in d hottest part of hell... Be guided pls

clear road for authentic... Greatmen doing great things

I'm based in lag. Any interested ladies should kindly pm me let's explore lol, but I'm not too certain about the sex starved part... Cos I ain't

pls send all your fiction PDF files to mxmlkjnbm@gmail.com thanks boss

First of August na the date o
Na so me and my friends sit down, we relate o
Say make we gather people come jubilate o
'Cause na my success i dey try celebrate o
You see You can't afford to come late o '
Cause my gate go dey close by eight o
And if you come so quick u can cooperate oo
Girls dem yapa you can start to relate o (late o)
And if you wan to chocolate o
Kpoli and drink already don circulate o (late o)
But if you feel intoxicate o
Sit down in a place and start to dey meditate meanwhile Nobody fighting in this place o
Cos if you do you go enter police case o
Omo I cannot shout, i can start to dictate o If you love yourself, give yourself brainy straight o

Gigolos oya come see shuga mummy lol...

True love is a grand illusion so don't hope to find it in any community, whether gay, straight what have you.. No matter which way u look at it, it's a mirage that's why its elusive to those who seek it, just my humble opinion...

When it comes to football, I'm a die hard Arsenal fan but u see the NBA is another different kettle of fish entirely.
Try as I might, I can't seem to replicate the same love I have for Arsenal to any basketball team lol ditto other sports Tbh I stridently root for any team that has Nigerian(s) on it's roster, pardon my bias please...

guobe:
He has to go to a top club now with his performances possibly teplace osimhen at Napoli as osimhen is certainly leaving this season.

haha bro that's too sudden from Insurance to Napoli jus laidat? no be beans lol, he has to work his socks off n hope for d best..

guobe:
Imade is a beast of a striker

u can say that again, like I hoped he would he got the opener against akwa united. fingers crossed that he makes it big in his career...

Insurance are doing well, glad to see my home state club unbeaten in the league hope they can sustain d momentum . Hope my guy Osarenkhoe can add to his goal haul...

[quote author=meobizy post=122008540]Nothing happening on my screen. I will change channel in fifteen minutes. At least we finally got to watch an edition of BBMzansi. E no fit compare to BBNaija. I will never complain again.[/quote

if I may, y wait for fifteen minutes if d show ain't giving, then u give in to ur whims n switch channels ASAP or is there a particular reason lol

[quote author=Wotowotoman post=122007685]This Justin take style ugly sha[/quote

lol, just d other day u were on Ipelengs case today its Justin. wonder who's next to be on d receiving end of your scathing tongue..

just remember say monkey no fine but him mama still love am die..

PlayMaker14:
Recommend it for yourself....

Thanks.

or u prefer taking a trip to Colorado lol I got a sure plug if you're interested..

no be juju be that lol

livelymatilda:
Yes madam...You are free to say that to any of your boss that is Yoruba or understands Yoruba.

Just walk up to them and say to them"were ni e ooo"

Thank me later for the double promotion awaiting you..

alakoba lol

LotaTee:
Just look at you, putting other people down so that you can defend and deny what is obviously true. Unintelligent fellow.

stfu Mr intelligent fellow, pls don't quote me with your balderdash ever again thanks ..

Hunterkent:
Even a halfsighted person would partially see and deduce that miracle is a woke one, moreso even if one was blind by the ardour in his voice you should be informed of that, moreso even if one was deaf by his demeanour you should be informed of that. I rightly cant tell where you belong

well I certainly can't begrudge you if u feel Miracle is woke, that's your cup of tea bro sip as u deem fit. There's no need to tell where I belong, safe to say I'm sitting on d fence lol..

drimzsmoke:
What is there to talk about!?!?!?
Yvonne looks like a postmenopausal woman....Olivia looks like a local commercial sex worker...There’s nothing to talk about really,my thought though!!!

easy on the vawulence comrade pls, this ur casting too much haba. my guy no get single joy lol

Eeghe:
I love Miracle’s socio-political consciousness

were dey disguise, all in a futile bid to form woke...

Pharoh:
I know na but by the time big brother is done with them, he will never whisper in that house again lol. See marvin dey sleep ontop big brother punishment

on the other hand, a couple of my pals and I had an argument about this recently. Some were of the controversial opinion that it could be a clever ploy on his part to disguise his true nature as a gaybriel. Like if he's constantly seen to be groping and handling ladies, it might likely mask or deflect any questions as to his sexuality...

ibkayeebbn:
I’d be tired of hearing someone singing Amapiano too (although, you won’t be saying much lol, just random chanting and humming)

lol I bow for amapiano in acapella, na serious jonzing. I'd rather recite the national anthem haha...

badinfluence:
It's really funny how a lot of these SA housemates' handlers are adopting the Nigerian approach. Complete with the use of paw paw memes. Some even excessively use pidgin and naija like cruise.

nothing wrong in copying a successful template, I'm glad we're letting them know how it's done. Follow the ladder, but this one no dey reach heaven lol