I'm based in lag. Any interested ladies should kindly pm me let's explore lol, but I'm not too certain about the sex starved part... Cos I ain't

pls send all your fiction PDF files to mxmlkjnbm@gmail.com thanks boss

First of August na the date o
Na so me and my friends sit down, we relate o
Say make we gather people come jubilate o
'Cause na my success i dey try celebrate o
You see You can't afford to come late o '
Cause my gate go dey close by eight o
And if you come so quick u can cooperate oo
Girls dem yapa you can start to relate o (late o)
And if you wan to chocolate o
Kpoli and drink already don circulate o (late o)
But if you feel intoxicate o
Sit down in a place and start to dey meditate meanwhile Nobody fighting in this place o
Cos if you do you go enter police case o
Omo I cannot shout, i can start to dictate o If you love yourself, give yourself brainy straight o

Gigolos oya come see shuga mummy lol...

True love is a grand illusion so don't hope to find it in any community, whether gay, straight what have you.. No matter which way u look at it, it's a mirage that's why its elusive to those who seek it, just my humble opinion...

When it comes to football, I'm a die hard Arsenal fan but u see the NBA is another different kettle of fish entirely.
Try as I might, I can't seem to replicate the same love I have for Arsenal to any basketball team lol ditto other sports Tbh I stridently root for any team that has Nigerian(s) on it's roster, pardon my bias please...

guobe:
He has to go to a top club now with his performances possibly teplace osimhen at Napoli as osimhen is certainly leaving this season.

haha bro that's too sudden from Insurance to Napoli jus laidat? no be beans lol, he has to work his socks off n hope for d best..

guobe:
Imade is a beast of a striker

u can say that again, like I hoped he would he got the opener against akwa united. fingers crossed that he makes it big in his career...

Insurance are doing well, glad to see my home state club unbeaten in the league hope they can sustain d momentum . Hope my guy Osarenkhoe can add to his goal haul...

[quote author=meobizy post=122008540]Nothing happening on my screen. I will change channel in fifteen minutes. At least we finally got to watch an edition of BBMzansi. E no fit compare to BBNaija. I will never complain again.[/quote

if I may, y wait for fifteen minutes if d show ain't giving, then u give in to ur whims n switch channels ASAP or is there a particular reason lol

[quote author=Wotowotoman post=122007685]This Justin take style ugly sha[/quote

lol, just d other day u were on Ipelengs case today its Justin. wonder who's next to be on d receiving end of your scathing tongue..

just remember say monkey no fine but him mama still love am die..

PlayMaker14:
Recommend it for yourself....

Thanks.

or u prefer taking a trip to Colorado lol I got a sure plug if you're interested..

no be juju be that lol

livelymatilda:

Yes madam...You are free to say that to any of your boss that is Yoruba or understands Yoruba.

Just walk up to them and say to them"were ni e ooo"

Thank me later for the double promotion awaiting you..

alakoba lol

LotaTee:
Just look at you, putting other people down so that you can defend and deny what is obviously true. Unintelligent fellow.

stfu Mr intelligent fellow, pls don't quote me with your balderdash ever again thanks ..

Hunterkent:

Even a halfsighted person would partially see and deduce that miracle is a woke one, moreso even if one was blind by the ardour in his voice you should be informed of that, moreso even if one was deaf by his demeanour you should be informed of that. I rightly cant tell where you belong

well I certainly can't begrudge you if u feel Miracle is woke, that's your cup of tea bro sip as u deem fit. There's no need to tell where I belong, safe to say I'm sitting on d fence lol..

drimzsmoke:


What is there to talk about!?!?!?
Yvonne looks like a postmenopausal woman....Olivia looks like a local commercial sex worker...There’s nothing to talk about really,my thought though!!!

easy on the vawulence comrade pls, this ur casting too much haba. my guy no get single joy lol

Eeghe:
I love Miracle’s socio-political consciousness

were dey disguise, all in a futile bid to form woke...

Pharoh:


I know na but by the time big brother is done with them, he will never whisper in that house again lol. See marvin dey sleep ontop big brother punishment

on the other hand, a couple of my pals and I had an argument about this recently. Some were of the controversial opinion that it could be a clever ploy on his part to disguise his true nature as a gaybriel. Like if he's constantly seen to be groping and handling ladies, it might likely mask or deflect any questions as to his sexuality...

ibkayeebbn:

I’d be tired of hearing someone singing Amapiano too (although, you won’t be saying much lol, just random chanting and humming)

lol I bow for amapiano in acapella, na serious jonzing. I'd rather recite the national anthem haha...

badinfluence:
It's really funny how a lot of these SA housemates' handlers are adopting the Nigerian approach. Complete with the use of paw paw memes. Some even excessively use pidgin and naija like cruise.

nothing wrong in copying a successful template, I'm glad we're letting them know how it's done. Follow the ladder, but this one no dey reach heaven lol

Pharoh:
If na to hold woman waist now and dey press their body, this marvin no go dull ooo

tapping current from whatever source is allowed too, lol...
u know d story haha

omotolly22:
Like play ,the hype on juicy jay just died down

I dont use to even hear anything about him on the timeline

And when he came in he was bubble and was very funny ,they guy just go down

no sleeping on the bicycle, in other words you snooze you u lose lol..

ibkayeebbn:
I’m tired of hearing Ebubu sing fuji

no allow them Kwam 1, Saheed Osupa and Pasuma hear u lol, at least make them Southies know as ee dey go for this side. No be only Gqom n amapiano, Ebubu jekonmo wagbayi..

dominique:


You forget that Ipeleng is her best friend in the house. Nominating your close friends at this stage of the game is a very unwise thing to do. As a seasoned fan of this show, she ought to know that your biggest alliance both in and out of the house is your ship partner followed by your close friend(s). Tsatsii in one clean swoop destroyed both alliances. She wants to inherit their voters in case either one of them gets evicted on Sunday which will never happen. Ipeleng fans will rather throw their votes into the Pacific ocean than vote for her. KJ fans have dropped her and will never vote for her if their boy is not up which wouldn't have been the case if she didn't pull that stupid stunt she pulled.

well let's see how it all pans out, jumping off a cliff or shooting yourself in d foot is allowed lol

Wotowotoman:


Even she says that she’s overweight…plus have you not noticed she’s shy to wear clothes that revel her flabbiness? You don see her wear swimsuit before?

She may not be as obese as Yaya but she’s overweight…

lol that's because she's struggling with self confidence, u can call her chubby or something else pls. A real African man likes a lil meat on his plate, all d bones we leave for d vultures n dogs lol. To each his own ehn..

drimzsmoke:



Beauty truly is in the eyes of the beholder!!!

lol no dey carry me go where I nor know, its not as if I'm smitten by her charms or anything ok. Overweight is an extreme word to describe Ipeleng, chubby sef get as ee be...

Lauryn41:
I saw a comment here about out nigerian girls not doing “enough”

Are you being serious ??

What has ipeleng , tsatsi, yaya or even nelisa done ? James brown is the only South African female doing the most

Yvonne is in a ship , there’s a coven/sismance between nana , olivia and jenni
Sandra brought pure undiluted drama but we let her go

My only annoyance with our girls is that they’re not competitive, other than that , They’ve all brought highlights and Their game

Look at what Nana did on Saturday,that’s not content??

Make una try dey take am easy

Y’all acting like dem SA girls are better than ours when they’re not even up to 30%

tbh I'm certainly not doffing my hat for either our girls, or SAns. I feel like most housemates (both genders) are giving a rather tepid performance, apart from a few major talking points I'd rate them as being uninspiring and it all makes for a drab show imo

Wotowotoman:


You forgot to add ‘in my opinion’…not everyone is attracted to overweight girls…

Infact, even minus the weight, I really don’t find her that attractive…

Mr Man of d Wotowoto clan, I beg to disagree. Ipeleng is not overweight, she's tall, buxom and handles her carriage with aplomb. She's definitely not flabby as your use of overweight portrays...

Amarisco:


Ha… It’s so blatant.

1. The skin contrast between the ankle and the calf
2. The roughness in texture
3. The white, pus like dots

Is this how your leg also looks and you think it’s normal 🤨

chai see what cheap garri has caused to my vision lol, attention folks I need an optician, mama gee needs a dermatologist and Amarisco needs a peck on each cheek lmao....

Amarisco:
😳

My sister mamagee3 that looks like a serious skin inflammation or infection. Visit a doctor - You may need oral and cream medication

fr nothing is obviously wrong that warrants a visit to the doc, maybe too much of kpokpo garri has damaged my eyesight lol. I'm seriously squinting to d extent I look like an Asian, and I'm yet to observe anything like infection

tbh I can't see anything wrong lol, skin looks normal...