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This one is about my Junior brother. Coming back from PH after going on a holiday to visit our Aunt n cousins

We travelled by road to PH, but on our return trip dad decided to spoil us small by booking a flight

As flight start plane start to ascend, after gaining maximum altitude then my bro looks out d window n sees only clouds

He freaks out n starts to scream "pls I don't want to go to heaven yet... I'm to young to die". Laugh wan tear my belly dat day lol

Nearly did once tho, wanted to take my dad's car to the vulcanizer to help him pump his tires. Didn't know our male dog was relaxing under, omooooorrr that's how I broke it's neck. Chai


D female dog was somewhere observing, n from dat day she didn't trust me again. Sadly she too passed on a few weeks later

Trump RIP no vex for me abeg na mistake...

Chasing paper, paper chasing..
See me getting stoned never vaping..
Chasing paper like it's my last day..
Billing dat CL like it's my last pay..

Lol no go use Dem play oo, for lag here we call Dem aja olopa *police dog* aka K9 unit..
Their wickedness is on another level, n they're mostly made up of dismissed officers n disgruntled informants.
They're really brutal because they don't have hope of collecting pension from Fed Govt, so they must try obtain by hook or crook

RIP to the deceased

But this Amb ya werey gan, u be giant u come still go marry giantess lol...

I remember him featuring Oritse Femi on the remix to his 'hit' track - Show ur style

Rip

Angelfromabove but I'll prefer a DemonFromBelow

Seems you've gotten directions already, na my adugbo be that... After the interview, u fit hmu make we go chill for somewhere with one or two bottles

Or we can go to a joint if u sm0ke w€€d

Chai... What a life. May God forgive him of his sins, untimely death shall never be our portion in Jesus name!!

Amen ooo. RIP MrKola

Legend has it that I started walking unaided on my first birthday, family and friends had gathered round to celebrate me and immediately they brought the cake in...... Vroooommm!!.... Two seconds I don reach cake lol

EreluRoz:
I'm a grandma.

GILF? Lol

dominique:
What wouldn't I give for Beta and Mbadiwe twins to be amongst the bottom 4 tonight and one of the pair get to leave.

lol even if none get to leave but d experience is enough for them to get off their horse n be humbled, before they start feeling like Don Dada for d yard...

thatigboman:
Nobody mentioned that it's only anita and nelly that she will connect with outside

lol its only Anita because she said Nelly's own is maybe, more of hi.. watsup.. nothing deep laidat

Oshokhai69:
This sneaky TJ has worn that white UK tee shirt for a whole week straight. Na wa for that guy.

lol werey dey try disguise, he thinks he's gon stay till d last day n so he's trynna stretch his apparels n make them last

JUDGEJUDITH:
Spill Biko am not watching at the moment!

what I actually meant was for people to guess d next housemates to quarrel, like this eviction fever no go let them fight lol

as for WandiXHandi n Ruthie's fight yesterday, it seems they both bit more than they could chew. Ruthie certainly served d gbas gbos hot hot, d twins reeling from the verbal blows n feeling dazed at d sordid revelations of their sleazy lifestyle.

this fight should come as no surprise to a keen observer of d show, it's been building up this week aided by Ebuka's clever tactics lol.. after d twins won custodians they started feeling like OloriEbi of d house, now that they've been brought back down to earth I hope both learnt a few lessons.

next fight loading.... any guesses as to the combatants?

Oshokhai69:
So after all the noise, Obesere and this girl don settle. Na wa o

if u paper through d cracks, no matter how solid it looks on d outside will eventually crumble..

this their ship has sprung too many leaks, now it's a question of how well they patch n fix d holes threatening to submerge n sink their ship to oblivion lol

Agbgift:
Doublekay kiss got me screaming and doing guard by the door,so they don't get caught. I hope they stay till the end and don't caught .

lol life of a shipper, but me I can't relate haha. I hope they continue to risk stolen kisses because there's something quite thrilling about exposure n daring that makes it so hot

tbh if they continue to kiss n cuddle someone might peep at them n d game is over for them, so it all boils down to either using your head or heart? lol

yesterday's hot takes cont'd...


Mayor's dilemma - this indecisive dude has shown himself to be a poor game player, despite all d rizz n steeze he claims to possess. he's shot himself in d foot with his decision to kiss Handi, werey dey claim say dem force kiss lol such a lame excuse for his big-time goof. how can u sh!t in church n hope it doesn't smell? he needs to have a rethink about many things but I wish him all d best

Doublekay's kiss - finally our resident undercover couple shared a wonderful moment of unbridled passion with a passionate kiss.. this steamy scene had fans holding their breath as to whether they would be caught, d apprehension was mingled with d erotic vision of a virile woman filled with pent up lust for her man n yearning for more lol

yesterday's hot takes...

housemates lost their wager - in a bizarre twist of fate Biggie unexpectedly failed them after a tremendous performance, although d decision wasn't judged on their impressive show but BigBro was pissed at them for other transgressions, he promised to mete out on punishment in due course.. HOH n all housemates were dampened by this n have to up their game as Biggie accused them of being too comfortable in d house, vacation seems to be over lol

Ben's bustup with Ozee - after Ben was giving a mic infringement warning, Ozee then asked him 'y u go looseguard?'... Ben took offence n complained to other HMs, they both gave each other a dressing down n d verbal gbas gbos was comical as Ben asked Ozee to respect his old age.. hmmmm it may seem as tho we have some Methuselah's in Biggie's house lol

biggie wan use jumping jacks Kee all of Dem lol

Chinwe wow, seems to be d only female willing wit risque bikinis n serving exotic style.. her scintillating curves are a sight for sore eyes lol

it'd be painful to see her exit compared to other ladies not willing to put in effort

the guys sef no try

my own worry is her disposal of pads near d pot of soup, hope bl00d didn't find it's way into ur food? if not u go hail, as only deliverance can free u from her hold on u

it's well known in dis parts that once u eat food containing menstrual bl00d then you'll be head over heels in love wit d food n by extension whoever cooked it. cos I wonder how pad go enter kitchen not toilet lol

if I was Shaun this would certainly not be d time to looseguard - after Ozee revealed that he's had a fling with Handi in d past. as a game player that should serve as a subtle warning

if that doesn't set alarm bells ringing in his head then he's dumb!!.. maybe it's just my naughty mind but I'm sure the other twin might have also chopped Wandi his babe on a low. my guy should sharpaly put on his thinking cap n borrow some sense

I'm harzarding a few guesses as to why Ocee hasn't rocked d boat yet but believe u me, it just might happen sooner than u think.. maybe for now he sees Shaun as his ally n doesn't want to fall his hand or on d flipside - he sees Shaun as a f00lish pawn n bidding his time before dropping d bomb to cause maximum damage, n prolly feels the time isn't ripe?

think what u may of d whole debacle, it's just food for thought n u can bet that we haven't heard d last of that fr

Yourheadache:
The way Micky mouse eats as if he won't eat again, and the smacking sounds as well

He reminds me of that useless boy that was all muscles and always eating, who got lost in a ship with Lilo and didn't amount to anything in the house, can't remember his name.

Eric ( not the Red ) lol..

earlier on today after Dj Flo's diary session, d camera panned towards one of the Mbadiwe twins sitting with Zion n FairMe talking his usual tr@$# n gloating like a well-fed Lord of the Manor

he was in d middle of explaining to dem how some guys surrounded him n his babe at a club/ show.. said he was trynna keep his cool then things started getting heated n his babe put her body on d line for him but he told her to chill

instead of d mumu to own up to being a ©0w@®d wit his full chest n hang his big head in shame.. after observing d camera is on him, he glibly switches up d narrative to spotting Bred n his security team. after bragging about how he's well acquuianted with Bred n Davido from waaay back... hmmmm

to cut d long story short, he said he approached one of Bred's guards to escort him n his babe back to his car for a fee n how he was about to transfer for d guy before Uncle Kayode changes d camera to Ruthie n Tjay in d kitchen lol

Amya:
Did Shaun just insinuate a thrresome right there in the convo with the stumpy twins? The guts of that guy
I like

my prophecy foretold, I predicted this probable scenario coming up lol

where I suggested a steamy thres0me or kiss the other twin (un) intentionally and feign ignorance

shows d Edo brain remains almost d same haha 😆 😆

thatigboman:
Why are these housemates confused about this game? They have played it before naa. The one mbadiwe twins used to win immunity. Flip 2 cards, if they match leave them open. If they don't, flip the back and open another pair. Elementary instructions. And even a whole medical doctor tjay was playing rubbish

boss forgive them because that thing called tension can make any man error...

endure207:
Do u av evidence dat wanni nd shaun did it, unlike zinwe Wre caught doing it in d bathroom by housemates wic zion later confirmed by himself, buh dre is no evidence dat wanni nd shaun had sex, it's rthutee words

I don't wanna believe she's making stuff up to spite Wanni, for Ruthie to have said it happened then she def saw something

be like say na only God n Kayode know d truth lol

Lauryn41:
They were all close before

WxH used to call chinwe mom

I wonder why they fell out

permit me but I'd like to ascribe another diff meaning, I feel it's a case of both vying for the hottest ship in d house... my ship is better than yours kinda shii. Queen Bey wannabes with their fake Hova lol

but with Chinwe appearing in d bottom four it might have humbled her a bit, coupled with Ebuka's enjoyable expose then Wanni might just have edged it there n prolly has more bragging rights..

reason for my observation is because few days ago Zinwe were caught pants down in d bathroom, so d next day Wanni decides to reenact same with Shaun lol.. Dem just wan trend n their two no gree for each other haha 😂😆

fergieboy:
Lol See are them phase out fairme from the convo

Seefinish at its peak lol..

I understand d Mbadiwe twins being pissed about Ndinnes eviction but they shouldn't try to cry more than d bereaved.. we can see traits of d sneaky politicians traits manifesting already, cunningly playing to d gallery while pretending to be aligned with d masses. we all can see through that scam lol

but it's a game so I guess anything goes, it's allowed..