mancum and mango... I guess thats y u like mango so much lol

if your body rejects garri...
u got no other option than to tarry...
since you're not a Prince like Harry...
u gats find rich sugar mummy marry...

as a budding barrister she's gotta play by the books but she might end up wasting her time n being frustrated to no end, here's my two cents : endeavor to grease a few palms to ensure smooth sailing, else the merry-go-round continues ad infinitum.

had a close pal with similar issues from way back in 2015, bro had to do the needful after realizing that striving to go by the book would have resulted in gnashing of teeth n a few tears lol. He was insistent on doing things the right way but all of his efforts were futile, not until he was linked by someone who knew someone...

shake body small n watch everything fall in place with ease, instead of struggling n saying please. lol btw I wish your sibling all the best in her fledging career as a barrister n solicitor of the supreme court of naija, abeg don't allow obstinacy/stubbornness truncate it

why do fools fall in love?

100,000,000,000 ways to d!£.. choo$e one

lol una nor well na today I confirm say na werey full for here. OP say na him tight padi dey scratch, una disagree come begin attack am say na lie, ee dey use friend dey disguise abeg how una take know.. I bow for una no be small

make una allow am find solution for him guy in peace shuoo

it's likely due to the activities of jazz people who indulge in fetish means to hang rain in the clouds, possibly to disperse somewhere else.. who knows whether mama nature is angry n chooses to revolt by refusing us rain lol

yeah yeah Yeezy Po*n.
we out here having sleazy fun..
no adidas dough, baba's tool now a busy dong..
my shakabula big like fifty guns...
lmao

add small yeast ee go still rise again lol if it resurrects after then we'll call it Lazarus Loaf haha 😂😆😆

virtual n zoom are u there...

lol seems the rusty blades aren't sharp enough to slice their opponents in the premier league, indeed khaki is wholly different from leather

😆😜😂😛😱💪👇👇👎👎

Canada cana Canada cana Canada cana..

abracadabra when she see my cobra..

them no Sabi ball like Chalobah..

when I blow my cana Canada..

óluwé pass am like Alaba..

she love my long tin - caravan..

Jamb question - car na van?..

all my h@ters d!e young - cadaver..

buy market ur change na wahala..

giveaway no be sadaka..

killing beats - massacre..

odeshi isakaba..

she no taya she from Calabar..

I pour something for her calabash..

discharge her - me Japa..

gals hold me for ransom - sexy kidnapper..

I like palmwine but I no know d tapper..

thug loving no oluomo or istijabah..

steady puffing on my cana Canada cana Canada..

fine gal wats d matter..

I dash u my heart even bladder..

so u go fit love me pass ur brother..

where action film? ask brymo n abaga..

I dey site dey find d maga..

wey go chop d lamba..

I no like !gbo I prefer d one straight from Canada..

always on loud we no sipping lager..

backbiters mouth sharp pass dagger..

but I no send them when I dey with my cana Canada..

Canada cana Canada cana..

okada fly fast I tell d aboki kada kada..

then I start to recite Our Father..

money location na there we gather..

but if it's not then we scarce like panda..

wetin good for goose fit kill d gander..

we only blow foreign not Uganda..

haters on baroof from Kampala..

now my heart racing like a Chevy Impala..

lol

Emmanuel30a:
Lol... Prophecy foretold!

..

since we're all jonzing how about this

I once was told..
By a sage so old..
never to ask about toads..
either flying on clouds or hopping on the road..
avert your gaze from a repulsive toad..
because it doesn't bode..
well - else your eyes enter blind mode..
regretting why u didn't hearken to prophecy foretold..
shed a tear for timid reptiles gone bold

lol

tbh the drastic change in fortunes can be traced to the removal of Edo state's dep gov Philip Shuaibu from handling the team. Due to lingering issues between him n the gov, a number of portfolios that were hitherto under his purview have been taken from him lol. My opinion only, maybe one or two other factors are to be blamed also..

Lagbaja John Doe

Chicagograduate:
This guobe dey lose wella too o.Dont be deceived by his combination win.
I don subscribe to his game.Na back to back losing with high stake.I delete him telegram and unfollow am even before my subscription expires.

hmmm real OGs know that every dog has its day. Fifty fifty life na dice lol.. The murky world of gambling isn't easy to conquer cos life itself is a gamble ok no vex boss na so e be for d struggle

if them tell u say e easy Omo e pass setup lol

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😁

Carmelo is a hoop wizard for sure, to play 19 years in the NBA isn't to be scoffed at. Some basketball enthusiasts feel he was a bit unlucky in his choice of teams, in hindsight maybe he would have made different choices as to which team to sign up for
Man nearly turned me to a Knicks fan during his spell in NewYork... Special shout out to the queen mother of WAGS , the one n only Lala Anthony lol

No be small thing lol, ekpoma don cast since no be today.
this astronomical increase in tuition fees is unwarranted, given the present economic situation in the whole country..
This ill conceived plan is a ploy to further worsen n exacerbate the students plight, and to also inflict immense pressure, misery and disillusionment on their mostly impoverished families, many of whom are struggling to stay afloat and satiate their hunger amidst all d calamitous n tumultuous economic woes currently ravaging our dear country... It's a given that appealing to the authorities n government for them to have a rethink, maybe a little reduction or for them to ultimately rescind this wickedly, unjust, brutal n draconian policy will end up in futility... So it's of no use begging, but let it be known to all and sundry, especially to those at the helm of affairs who sanctioned the exponential increase. To all intents and purposes, it reeks of sadistic motives that will end up having far reaching and negative ramifications.
This is obviously a final nail to the coffin of the educational aspirations of many prospective students to the institution, who are financially constrained and do not have the wherewithal to commit to such an expensive venture. Its not out of place to point out that this is a shattering and idevastating death knell to the lofty dreams of many youths to acquire a decent education, to try and make something for themselves in this country, where opportunities do not abound to brilliant but financially crippled students, who are handicapped by various exigencies.
Away from all these vexatious shenanigans, on a lighter note hope September 11 for Ujemen still dey bubble sha? Shoutout to Dajem sure plug lol. Special hailings to Ekpoma best, the one n only Madam No Shaking for Ukhun road...

No be small thing lol, ekpoma don cast since no be today.
this astronomical increase in tuition fees is unwarranted, given the present economic situation in the whole country..
This ill conceived plan is a ploy to further worsen n exacerbate the students plight, and to also inflict immense pressure, misery and disillusionment on their mostly impoverished families, many of whom are struggling to stay afloat and satiate their hunger amidst all d calamitous n tumultuous economic woes currently ravaging our dear country... It's a given that appealing to the authorities n government for them to have a rethink, maybe a little reduction or for them to ultimately rescind this wickedly, unjust, brutal n draconian policy will end up in futility... So it's of no use begging, but let it be known to all and sundry, especially to those at the helm of affairs who sanctioned the exponential increase. To all intents and purposes, it reeks of sadistic motives that will end up having far reaching and negative ramifications.
This is obviously a final nail to the coffin of the educational aspirations of many prospective students to the institution, who are financially constrained and do not have the wherewithal to commit to such an expensive venture. Its not out of place to point out that this is a shattering and idevastating death knell to the lofty dreams of many youths to acquire a decent education, to try and make something for themselves in this country, where opportunities do not abound to brilliant but financially crippled students, who are handicapped by various exigencies.
Away from all these vexatious shenanigans, on a lighter note hope September 11 for Ujemen still dey bubble sha? Shoutout to Dajem sure plug lol. Special hailings to Ekpoma best, the one n only Madam No Shaking for Ukhun road...

Owo ni koko..

Abudu2000:
thanks bro, any place on the island i can get it fixed?

not sure about that bro, but I'm prejudiced about technicians on d island. Some will bill u excessively, while others might leave your gadget in a worse state. I've already given d two locations that are credible...

EriMma1:


Oya, mention only one.

guy abeg no draw my leg come outside, safe to say they're def not what I'd wish for anyone lol...

#SayNoToJonzing

your boy is a budding actor lol. I'm open to interpreting various roles ( not too challenging tho ), if you're based in Lagos feel free to holla...

I think YouTube should provide some insightful tips on how to train different dog breeds

as long as it's not a Chihuahua or Eskimo then you're good to go lol...

CO is deadly depending on d grade n potency, its not something to be trifled with n certainly not something to be consumed with reckless abandon.

stoners are hereby advised to know their guage n desist from puffing more smoke than their medulla can conveniently handle in a futile n foolish bid to impress or form hard guy
I thank God for my life because if I begin to chronicle wetin colos use my eye see, no be small thing...

that age is a bit suspect lol, but all in all I wish our dear Baba good health ( I for add long life join but I don't know.. )

the inalienable right to freedom of religion n to worship whatever God u please remains sacrosanct under the 1999 Constitution which our dear country subscribes to..

stuff like this shouldn't have a place in modern society, please for equity's sake I enjoin our security agencies and human right groups to resist this show of shame, the culprits must also be brought to book to deter other idiots from doing same