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lol not Onyeka saying she's open to a big ship haha... with her big waist she deserves no less, I'm sure she won't be short of suitors... I pray her ship no sink, quicker than a blink |
TallnSexyBabe:SMH I even thought I missed it while watching Nigeria's female basketball team D'Tigress beat Australia lol.. maybe there still prepping the arena wit props n it's taking a bit more time |
JUDGEJUDITH:the married one is Kellyrae of doublekay.. or is there another married dude |
TallnSexyBabe:u heard it here first, but Shaun is a player fr.. he's gonna hit n run like he doesn't have insurance lol |
Onyeka Barrister Aproko I dey zoom ur big bakassi wow... I heard her telling dat mayor guy about her waking up at night n seeing some peeps discussing/strategizing. can anyone feel me in on that? |
I'd tell y'all for free, Shaun is a smooth talka n relates well with peeps. Mr Casanova wit d vibes, if he's not scared h e can actually gbensh most of d ladies in d house fr. I'm not insinuating shi, but I really don't see any macho guy who can dominate. Fairme David just dey smile anyhow dey shine teeth like who dey peep neighbor for bathroom lol all d fine boys dey dull me, maybe they're still prepping n observing. but I feel d earlier they come out of their shells d better for all of us... this edition is screaming for anyone to take d bull by it's horn ASAP no dulling |
TallnSexyBabe:ship who n who? I feel like the d shipping game has been casted, unless it's really giving n spicy |
still early days tho but I hope this season lives up to it's billing... I'm here for the gbas gbos something tells me that doublekay the married couple might have it rough, it'd be interesting to see how they navigate their young marriage in the tumultuous world of Biggie's house. do I smell divorce? hell no.. before una call me bad belle lol |
Shaun n Wanni already vibing well... gisting n holding hands like lovers do haha chaii I go love oo lol.. |
Morning folks... WakeNBake for any stoner housemates on the show who can't smoke due to restrictions, I'mma have a toke on your behalf lol. |
hoping for a great show... but the organizers should have chosen "no gree for anybody" as this year's theme lol |
phemray:lol d only b0mbs we produce are intellectual ones, and sporting b0mbs too... intended to blast our enemies n competitors to smithereens haha |
emperor863:wow... I greet u sir, that's almost my dad's set lol so you were under chief Olowu's tutelage? nice one |
ban wetin? na sensimila dey give us joy, if no be !gbo many boys for don turn victim of serious depression... |
the first n the best... Bariga bombers!! up school up boys |
walai mofo... u both need to ask ur parents some serious questions or go for coded DNA to ascertain whatsup |
oga what of egunje wey ur boys dey collect steady? that is d majorest security threat, so until u tackle dat menace first u gotta leave we stoners alone. we no k!ll person, na smoke we dey smoke so we no go enter depression n ur men sef dey enter joint for settlement, so please leave ur beef for my doorstep |
sometimes blood ain't always thicker than water lol.. na cos say u be juu, enter bush make u bam so u fit follow am knack £g€de then everything go fall in place |
mancum and mango... I guess thats y u like mango so much lol |
if your body rejects garri... u got no other option than to tarry... since you're not a Prince like Harry... u gats find rich sugar mummy marry... |
as a budding barrister she's gotta play by the books but she might end up wasting her time n being frustrated to no end, here's my two cents : endeavor to grease a few palms to ensure smooth sailing, else the merry-go-round continues ad infinitum. had a close pal with similar issues from way back in 2015, bro had to do the needful after realizing that striving to go by the book would have resulted in gnashing of teeth n a few tears lol. He was insistent on doing things the right way but all of his efforts were futile, not until he was linked by someone who knew someone... shake body small n watch everything fall in place with ease, instead of struggling n saying please. lol btw I wish your sibling all the best in her fledging career as a barrister n solicitor of the supreme court of naija, abeg don't allow obstinacy/stubbornness truncate it |
why do fools fall in love? |
100,000,000,000 ways to d!£.. choo$e one |
lol una nor well na today I confirm say na werey full for here. OP say na him tight padi dey scratch, una disagree come begin attack am say na lie, ee dey use friend dey disguise abeg how una take know.. I bow for una no be small make una allow am find solution for him guy in peace shuoo |
it's likely due to the activities of jazz people who indulge in fetish means to hang rain in the clouds, possibly to disperse somewhere else.. who knows whether mama nature is angry n chooses to revolt by refusing us rain lol |
yeah yeah Yeezy Po*n. we out here having sleazy fun.. no adidas dough, baba's tool now a busy dong.. my shakabula big like fifty guns... lmao |
add small yeast ee go still rise again lol if it resurrects after then we'll call it Lazarus Loaf haha 😂😆😆 |
virtual n zoom are u there... |
lol seems the rusty blades aren't sharp enough to slice their opponents in the premier league, indeed khaki is wholly different from leather 😆😜😂😛😱💪👇👇👎👎 |
Canada cana Canada cana Canada cana.. abracadabra when she see my cobra.. them no Sabi ball like Chalobah.. when I blow my cana Canada.. óluwé pass am like Alaba.. she love my long tin - caravan.. Jamb question - car na van?.. all my h@ters d!e young - cadaver.. buy market ur change na wahala.. giveaway no be sadaka.. killing beats - massacre.. odeshi isakaba.. she no taya she from Calabar.. I pour something for her calabash.. discharge her - me Japa.. gals hold me for ransom - sexy kidnapper.. I like palmwine but I no know d tapper.. thug loving no oluomo or istijabah.. steady puffing on my cana Canada cana Canada.. fine gal wats d matter.. I dash u my heart even bladder.. so u go fit love me pass ur brother.. where action film? ask brymo n abaga.. I dey site dey find d maga.. wey go chop d lamba.. I no like !gbo I prefer d one straight from Canada.. always on loud we no sipping lager.. backbiters mouth sharp pass dagger.. but I no send them when I dey with my cana Canada.. Canada cana Canada cana.. okada fly fast I tell d aboki kada kada.. then I start to recite Our Father.. money location na there we gather.. but if it's not then we scarce like panda.. wetin good for goose fit kill d gander.. we only blow foreign not Uganda.. haters on baroof from Kampala.. now my heart racing like a Chevy Impala.. lol |