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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by StonedSaint(m): 12:43pm On Jul 29, 2024
lol not Onyeka saying she's open to a big ship haha... with her big waist she deserves no less, I'm sure she won't be short of suitors... I pray her ship no sink, quicker than a blink
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by StonedSaint(m): 12:39pm On Jul 29, 2024
TallnSexyBabe:
This mumu people that can't even keep to simple time.
10am hoh ballot and this is almost 1 pm

Shem
SMH I even thought I missed it while watching Nigeria's female basketball team D'Tigress beat Australia lol.. maybe there still prepping the arena wit props n it's taking a bit more time
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by StonedSaint(m): 12:36pm On Jul 29, 2024
JUDGEJUDITH:
Teejay is the married one I think!
the married one is Kellyrae of doublekay.. or is there another married dude
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by StonedSaint(m): 12:30pm On Jul 29, 2024
TallnSexyBabe:
Wanni and Shaun
They looked cute together.
u heard it here first, but Shaun is a player fr.. he's gonna hit n run like he doesn't have insurance lol
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by StonedSaint(m): 12:28pm On Jul 29, 2024
Onyeka Barrister Aproko I dey zoom ur big bakassi wow... I heard her telling dat mayor guy about her waking up at night n seeing some peeps discussing/strategizing. can anyone feel me in on that?
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by StonedSaint(m): 12:26pm On Jul 29, 2024
I'd tell y'all for free, Shaun is a smooth talka n relates well with peeps. Mr Casanova wit d vibes, if he's not scared h e can actually gbensh most of d ladies in d house fr. I'm not insinuating shi, but I really don't see any macho guy who can dominate. Fairme David just dey smile anyhow dey shine teeth like who dey peep neighbor for bathroom lol

all d fine boys dey dull me, maybe they're still prepping n observing. but I feel d earlier they come out of their shells d better for all of us... this edition is screaming for anyone to take d bull by it's horn ASAP no dulling
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by StonedSaint(m): 12:19pm On Jul 29, 2024
TallnSexyBabe:
Should we ship??
ship who n who? I feel like the d shipping game has been casted, unless it's really giving n spicy
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by StonedSaint(m): 12:18pm On Jul 29, 2024
still early days tho but I hope this season lives up to it's billing... I'm here for the gbas gbos

something tells me that doublekay the married couple might have it rough, it'd be interesting to see how they navigate their young marriage in the tumultuous world of Biggie's house. do I smell divorce? hell no.. before una call me bad belle lol
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by StonedSaint(m): 12:14pm On Jul 29, 2024
Shaun n Wanni already vibing well... gisting n holding hands like lovers do haha

chaii I go love oo lol..
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by StonedSaint(m): 6:36am On Jul 29, 2024
Morning folks... WakeNBake

for any stoner housemates on the show who can't smoke due to restrictions, I'mma have a toke on your behalf lol.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by StonedSaint(m): 7:07pm On Jul 28, 2024
hoping for a great show... but the organizers should have chosen "no gree for anybody" as this year's theme lol
EducationRe: 114 Oldest Secondary Schools In Nigeria. Is Your School Among. by StonedSaint(m): 7:12pm On Jun 10, 2024
phemray:
Hope Thier products are not producing bombs ooo.
lol d only b0mbs we produce are intellectual ones, and sporting b0mbs too... intended to blast our enemies n competitors to smithereens haha
EducationRe: 114 Oldest Secondary Schools In Nigeria. Is Your School Among. by StonedSaint(m): 7:09pm On Jun 10, 2024
emperor863:
Up school.
Nissi Dominus Frustra
1974/79 set
wow... I greet u sir, that's almost my dad's set lol
so you were under chief Olowu's tutelage? nice one
FamilyRe: My Boyfriend Doesn't Give Me Money Because Of Igbo. Please Ban It- Lady Begs FG by StonedSaint(m): 4:26pm On Jun 10, 2024
ban wetin? na sensimila dey give us joy, if no be !gbo many boys for don turn victim of serious depression...
EducationRe: 114 Oldest Secondary Schools In Nigeria. Is Your School Among. by StonedSaint(m): 5:10pm On Jun 09, 2024
the first n the best... Bariga bombers!! up school up boys
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nollywood Actress, Chacha Eke's Lookalike Spotted On Facebook. by StonedSaint(m): 1:49pm On Jun 02, 2024
walai mofo... u both need to ask ur parents some serious questions or go for coded DNA to ascertain whatsup
PoliticsRe: Cultism, Drug Abuse Major Security Threats – Lagos CP by StonedSaint(m): 1:43pm On Jun 02, 2024
oga what of egunje wey ur boys dey collect steady? that is d majorest security threat, so until u tackle dat menace first u gotta leave we stoners alone. we no k!ll person, na smoke we dey smoke so we no go enter depression

n ur men sef dey enter joint for settlement, so please leave ur beef for my doorstep
CelebritiesRe: I’m Suffering To Make End Meet Whereas I Have A Billionaire Brother”- Cubana Bro by StonedSaint(m): 6:33pm On May 31, 2024
sometimes blood ain't always thicker than water lol.. na cos say u be juu, enter bush make u bam so u fit follow am knack £g€de then everything go fall in place
RomanceRe: This Is How I Suck It If I Really Like It. I Take My Time..( Pics Ins) by StonedSaint(m): 6:52pm On May 23, 2024
mancum and mango... I guess thats y u like mango so much lol
HealthRe: Seems My Body Is Rejecting Garri by StonedSaint(m): 3:40pm On May 14, 2024
if your body rejects garri...
u got no other option than to tarry...
since you're not a Prince like Harry...
u gats find rich sugar mummy marry...
NYSCRe: NYSC Remobilization Is After My Life, Please Help!!! by StonedSaint(m): 3:29pm On May 14, 2024
as a budding barrister she's gotta play by the books but she might end up wasting her time n being frustrated to no end, here's my two cents : endeavor to grease a few palms to ensure smooth sailing, else the merry-go-round continues ad infinitum.

had a close pal with similar issues from way back in 2015, bro had to do the needful after realizing that striving to go by the book would have resulted in gnashing of teeth n a few tears lol. He was insistent on doing things the right way but all of his efforts were futile, not until he was linked by someone who knew someone...

shake body small n watch everything fall in place with ease, instead of struggling n saying please. lol btw I wish your sibling all the best in her fledging career as a barrister n solicitor of the supreme court of naija, abeg don't allow obstinacy/stubbornness truncate it
RomanceRe: Man Holds Traditional Marriage Just To Sleep With 'Hard To Get' Lady, Dumps Her by StonedSaint(m): 7:38am On May 10, 2024
why do fools fall in love?
RomanceRe: Suicide Is My Portion by StonedSaint(m): 4:01pm On May 07, 2024
100,000,000,000 ways to d!£.. choo$e one
HealthRe: My Guy Has Been Scratching His Underneath For Weeks by StonedSaint(m): 8:28pm On Apr 29, 2024
lol una nor well na today I confirm say na werey full for here. OP say na him tight padi dey scratch, una disagree come begin attack am say na lie, ee dey use friend dey disguise abeg how una take know.. I bow for una no be small

make una allow am find solution for him guy in peace shuoo
PoliticsRe: Why Rain Has Not Started Fully? by StonedSaint(m): 4:10pm On Apr 29, 2024
it's likely due to the activities of jazz people who indulge in fetish means to hang rain in the clouds, possibly to disperse somewhere else.. who knows whether mama nature is angry n chooses to revolt by refusing us rain lol
Christianity EtcRe: Kanye West Goes Into Adult Entertainment After Leaving Faith by StonedSaint(m): 6:20pm On Apr 27, 2024
yeah yeah Yeezy Po*n.
we out here having sleazy fun..
no adidas dough, baba's tool now a busy dong..
my shakabula big like fifty guns...
lmao
FoodRe: How My Big Loaf Of Bread Miraculously Transformed Into Small Puff-Puff (PHOTO) by StonedSaint(m): 6:15pm On Apr 27, 2024
add small yeast ee go still rise again lol if it resurrects after then we'll call it Lazarus Loaf haha 😂😆😆
SportsRe: Mountain Piles Of Betting Slips That Got People Talking (Pic, video) by StonedSaint(m): 6:07pm On Apr 27, 2024
virtual n zoom are u there...
SportsRe: Sheffield United Have Been Relegated To The Championship by StonedSaint(m): 5:57pm On Apr 27, 2024
lol seems the rusty blades aren't sharp enough to slice their opponents in the premier league, indeed khaki is wholly different from leather

😆😜😂😛😱💪👇👇👎👎
RomanceRe: Why Is It Called Canada Loud? by StonedSaint(m):
Canada cana Canada cana Canada cana..

abracadabra when she see my cobra..

them no Sabi ball like Chalobah..

when I blow my cana Canada..

óluwé pass am like Alaba..

she love my long tin - caravan..

Jamb question - car na van?..

all my h@ters d!e young - cadaver..

buy market ur change na wahala..

giveaway no be sadaka..

killing beats - massacre..

odeshi isakaba..

she no taya she from Calabar..

I pour something for her calabash..

discharge her - me Japa..

gals hold me for ransom - sexy kidnapper..

I like palmwine but I no know d tapper..

thug loving no oluomo or istijabah..

steady puffing on my cana Canada cana Canada..

fine gal wats d matter..

I dash u my heart even bladder..

so u go fit love me pass ur brother..

where action film? ask brymo n abaga..

I dey site dey find d maga..

wey go chop d lamba..

I no like !gbo I prefer d one straight from Canada..

always on loud we no sipping lager..

backbiters mouth sharp pass dagger..

but I no send them when I dey with my cana Canada..

Canada cana Canada cana..

okada fly fast I tell d aboki kada kada..

then I start to recite Our Father..

money location na there we gather..

but if it's not then we scarce like panda..

wetin good for goose fit kill d gander..

we only blow foreign not Uganda..

haters on baroof from Kampala..

now my heart racing like a Chevy Impala..

lol

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