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andywhite: Those anyone has information on the de exams yet.........

Not yet sir.
Have u found past questions now? Math and Econs abi? Goodluck

omodave: ok na make i first cook plantain

You and food! Kai!

Temicare: Ehnnn!...mbbs yamayama ryt....c intimidation n oppression...My dear Jenni lets start our own Economical terms jawe...

Hahahahaha! Kai! Yamayama? Chai!!!!

Temicare: Ehnn..Abeg my friends..no le me 4get...whr una keep my success boy na?

#scratching head# hmmm....he still dey library...
Success! Comot there joo...u neva tire to dey jack? Come drink beer abeg night don reach

chrisshado: u can also call it markownikoff's rule. I tink i ve an idea of it. Its a rule dat xplains d outcome of some addition reaction. Can state it exactly but it is, if an acid (HX), is added to an alkene, d H is attached to d carbon wit greater no of hydrogen whike the X is attached to d carbon wit lesser no of carbon.

Exactly! That's it! I didn't know where to put the bromine. Na wa o.....so upon all jacking some fundamental things still dey wen I neva see? Yesu!!

chrisshado: Mehn nawa 4 dis family wey i get here o.
U guys didn't hear 4rm me 4 wks n nobody border ask.
No issues o.
Hapi bday in aries at storm

Thanks love....and sorry for not asking after u. U know we care na. Everybody is just a bit preoccupied. Hope u're good oh?
I have ur cake oh! No worries

Lamuel7: Lol... Can you imagine!! One does not need any explanation to be convinced that this guy is indeed schizophrenic and as such needs a proper psychomedical analysis and cerebrocortical diagnosis..

See, just leave this guy alone. Forget this matter let's just move ahead. Chemistry dey show me new styles oh u don see "markovnikov law" before?
I just saw it somewhere today oh...organic chemistry how ethyne reacts with hydrogen bromide. God dey abeg.

taiocol: evrytin frm starting to the end

Nna eh...here goes....

Direct entry: direct entry is an option available to those who have a first degree (ND, HND, Bsc etc) and are interested in getting a second degree in a university.
The idea is u buy the direct entry scratch card from jamb and apply ( you must have graduated and completed NYSC before u do this)
If given admission to your choice institution, you'll be admitted directly into 200level.
This is what makes direct entry different from jamb.

Did the best I could. If there's something I missed or anything just holla.

taiocol: ok any better teacher here. Evrytin i need to knw abt direct entry

Hahahaha! Welcome jare. What do u wanna know?

[quote author=Jenni_angel]did he tell u he wants to be welcumed? Abeg 4get dat mata jor make we forge ahead. Ehen wat is d latest news abt uniben nau?[/quote]My dear uniben is not saying anything oh! I've been visiting their site. Nothing fresh is going on.

jj9ice: infact, i dont have time to wash up ur madness, i just pray u get healed b4 u are admiteed if really u qualify to be a DE candidate, infact , i have to comot here b4 i would bite by this mad DOG

My man what is ur problem na? What is this? What is it again? Can't u see u're the only one calling people names? Stop it please. Just stop!

uzore: People stop agitating, there is no venue for now, it will b made known on d skul website 2 or 3 days before d actual day for d exam or latest a day to d exam. So stop d panic, its well!

For real? Ah okay. Thanks a lot cos I was wondering too....

jj9ice: ok it wasnt an insult? and my reply is an insult, u have given it an interpretation that level of intelligent of person who have got to insult person blatantly is low . k thanks for that,if u have time to check past post from day one, u will see that im not intruder. even in jambite forum, they arent any inches less of maturity, if im mot aspirant i dont have privilege to come in abi? sorry u are walking behind the clock right here

Eeya, I can see u're really upset. I'm sorry. I read through ur post and I couldn't understand most of it but I'm guessing u're saying u're not an intruder? U're not and u're right nobody owns nairaland. I'm sorry if we offended you.
Now if u can just put this behind u then we can all move forward. No vex.

jj9ice: nawa, see the level of intelligent of DE student? question for question . who am I?! nawa, see the level of intelligent of DE student? question for question . who am I?! nawa, see the level of intelligent of DE student? question for question . who am I?!

My guy, this your response no make sense. It wasn't an insult at all so there was no need to get defensive. We're all open here and we are all friendly. U can't just come and ask a question out of blue na.
Notice that @Temicare is the only one who even bothered to answer u at all. Reason am na its impolite to just drop a question without saying hi or giving intro. Come and join the family abeg no need for unnecessary insults.

And by the way its "level of intelligence not level of intelligent"
No yab me oh....

Cornelben: Just want to use this medium to say a big success to us all and good luck as 14th september is on its way....God is with us all,

Thanks a lot for that. God is with us truly

Samgreguc: How much is the card sold and where in Enugu can I get it please.

That information is on this thread. Just read thru past comments...
2000naira. Try campus banks. Details are somewhere on this thread.

planetuzor: Pls don't give dem all the full info on we had so much fun together @ the guest house (name withheld)

And once again thank u for adhering to d dress code rule:

Hahahahha! Da love-vendor!!!!!! Haba!!!!

ablejoe: I had a friend there dat just graduated, he explained everytin for me. That made me 2 remove dem from my choice of universities. I never regreted not choosing them cos d university i choose for my second choice, d exam has come and gone. Just waiting for their cut off and admission list.

When I said "dem dey mad" I meant UNN oh not ur friends.
Direct entry is meant to be straight forward na.
My brother, u're right no regrets abeg. And u'll get the admission I'm sure of it.

[quote author=Jenni_angel]wait, wait, wait, did u just say u pray dey don't conduct it? How are we going to gain admission without d screening? Anyway I am serving d miracle working GOD[/quote]Hahahahaha. I'll be surprised if uniben doesn't conduct exams. Its just not their style. Better to read now than be sorry come month ending.
But sha if they surprise me and remove exams na me go happy pass oh cos those questions tough die!

Didi 5: Happy birthday Storm.Wishing you long life and prosperity,divine admission into the college of medicine and stress-free clearance.

Thank u for this..thanks

omodave: the storm over here was much due to heavil down pour of rain. Once again happy birthday miss storm

Na so na my special day is blessed..

planetuzor: If u come alone na himm e go sweet pass. But if ya to come alone let it be all girls. And make sure say them nor wear jeans trouser expecially that one weh them they call skinnies..

#Team Skirts-Anytime..

Hmmmm! Pimping tinz

Lamuel7: I don suffer no be small..

Hahahahahaha! ROTFL

People of God! Thank u all for yesterday oh. I had fun. Sorry I'd have been here sooner but network messed me up. Lemme catch up on the thread

ennydollar15: pls gr8 family members.... i sent som1 2 get d form and he sent me only pin but on the site the is Registration number column...pls how do i go about dis.....pls am in cross river ryt now

Lol...all u need is the pin na.
The registration number refers to your jamb registration number. That number jamb gave u when u registered with jamb online. Goodluck.

[quote author=Jenni_angel]*clear throat* hapi, hapi birthday, dat is all i can say, and i wish u many, many hapi returns. 2day na ur day do shakara, if dem lyk dem go fall shakata.[/quote]Shakara oh! That's the order of today....I told dem oh na so so pampering all through today...no dulling.

Temicare: Ah! omo olojo ibi wa jo oo...Wholeheartedly i say HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 u dear...D lord will grace u 2 experience more of dis dayz in good health,happiness,achievement n fulfilment in all ramifications of life...I celebrate u my sister...Am happy 4 u as i sing dis song
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday e....happy birthday eee
Happy!!..e...birth..day..ee...to..uuuu....you...uuu...

N

D house say Hip hip hip!.....HURRAY!!!

Remain Happy,4 today is ur day...

Hahahahaha....thank u for the song oh....lol.

Lamuel7: Wow! Happy birthday to God's own personal daughter.. Happy birthday to you. Wish u double double portion that will take you to your next levels..
Admission......double double
Good health.....double double
Ego (money).......double double
Longlife ..........double double
Peace.........double double
Fullfilment....double double
Boyfriend.... Choose from any of these options...(A. Single. B. Double. C. Triple. D. Multiple.)

Happy birthday... Carry our cake come screening ooooo..

Hahahaha enough boyfriend to choose from eh!!! Hahahaha

Hehehehehe
@Temicare, jenni, omodave, iseoluwa, planetuzor, and lamuel...
Thank u....thank u so much #feeling like a queen over here#

@planetuzor, u no well oh! Shoo I gots bring my entourage with me na! U don see queen wey dey move alone?

Hey!!! Wake up all of u!!! Its september 2nd!
Its my birthday today. Oya oya show some love, bake me a cake and sing a birthday song to moi!

I'm really grateful to God for yet another birthday thank God for health and life. #azonto#

Temicare: I ask 4 God’s BRAIN 2 DRAIN away d
RAIN of PAIN in your life &
fall RAIN of GAIN on u so dt u will OBTAIN
And b ORDAIN 2 do His will nt turn into VAIN.
The Lord will take AWAY
Every DELAY on our admission dis year
As we hv a 1derful March …
into d month of September
However,...
Just Like the Eagle,
We’ll fly Like Gold,
We'll be Valued Like the Sun,
We'll shall shine bright Like the river,
We'll shall flow unlimited Like the Palm Tree,
We'll shall Flourish into d world in greatness like Money,we'll shall be Useful in our society
Hapy New Month my Family frm difr parent …
I remain ur boy...d ever carin temi

This is so beautiful. Thanks. Happy new month to u too

Adex097: TOPIC: TWO THINGS INVOLVED



There are two things involved, its either you see your admission letter or you see "sorry not admitted yet". If you see your admission letter, you are safe, if you see "sorry not admitted yet" , there are two things involved, you'd be admitted afterwards or you won't be admitted at all.
If you're admitted afterwards , you're safe, if you are not admitted, there are two things involved, its either you commit suicide or you console yourself.
If you commit suicide, you are safe, if you console yourself, there are two things involved.
Its either you search for a menial job or you start preparing for next jamb.
If you search for a menial job, you are safe, if you start preparing for next jamb, there are two things involved, its either you fail or pass.
If you pass , you are safe, if you fail , there are two things involved.....





* to be continued*


Make olawalebabs no kom ban me*

U get talent oh this is hilarious! Two things involved!! Kai God dey....