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Temicare: @ jenni...Wit a milk hrt i say 2 u...He doesn't hv anyfin good 2 offer u( He is nt original)...oder dan words of mouth...but wit humbleness of my @ i will keep u 4ever in me..just 2 make u ever happy...

Jesoxxxx

Jenni oh!!!!

danox: Good evening all.How is preparation?May God crown our efforts with success.Is it true that the Uniben PUDE form is out?I received a call today from where I did my DE registration and was told that the form is out.I checked their website but did not see anything like that

If its not on their site then its not out. But the time is near sha. We'll all be on the look out.

Temicare: jenni let me sing 4 u...

jenni...jenni
jenni...jenni...jenni...
*lyrics updating*.....hmmmn




cum! u guys shld nt laf ooo

Hahahahahaha!!!
Lol @ lyrics uploading
Temicare, u'll not kill us abeg hahahaha...funny guy

Temicare: Cum jenni!! i will nt take dat 4rm u ooo...why will u b givin dis guy kiss...whr me dey...@ u plantuzor,u don c whr guys dey exchange blows 4 nairaland b4...Na we go start!...Happy jackin pals...

Chai! #hands on head#
See wetin fine babe dey cause for dis place oh...

ablejoe: Thanks dear. Am now at Abraka. Jacking things, will be going for tutorial from 8pm to 5am tomorrow.

No problem. God speed. Gist us what's up when u're done

planetuzor: Babe u no wan gree this year o

Before!!! Unizik messed me up badly last year. This year me no wan hear....

Dankylove: its A while Now!
my People how una dey?
hope the Jacking is hard & BRICK?

HINT: U WILL BE TESTED WITH 60QUESTIONS FOR 1HOUR,15QUESTIONS EACH FOR 4 SUBJECT INCLUDING ENGLISH.
U WILL BE TESTED WITH O'LEVEL QUESTION FOR EACH SUBJECT.

We await the post d.e form

its well

Score 200&above qualify for interview(which u are already admitted except if u have problems with ur credentals)

i cant wait. I dont want to buy HND Form

Welcome bros. Thanks for the info. Biko, If u hear anything also worthy of note remember us as well oh...

Goodluck.

Lamuel7: Lol! Plantuzor neva knw say I be part of d family... Anyway, I don decide to make am official.. I dey organise groove for evrybody for dis thread, and I go use dat medium take declare my intention to contest for EDO 2028 guber election.. The gruv go hold on pude screening date, time: 3 hrs before comencement of screening. Venue: VC's office.. Begin dey call in for special seat reservation.... @ storm,, u will be d mother of d gruv while Temicare go be special guest of honour.... Lol!
Hope say una dey cool off at times cos all read and no relaxation makes jonny a mad man..lol

Hahahahaha!!!! I feel u o jare!!
Honestly oh this jacking situation no easy. But ofcourse! Coming here always makes it worth it. Just the idea that if I pass I'll see all of u keeps me going.

planetuzor: I catch u "blue handed", u want to thief information n run aby. Anyway its called sharpness.


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Lol. We suppose get cain for these people oh! Minus lamuel oh! He dey try.....

ablejoe: Me go take u go chicken republic, u go percieve the pepper chicken by the time u open ur eyes u go see say na fried pepper i dey hold for one hand and boiled chicken for the other hand. Wen u luk around na poultry farm u dey. Then choose one of d foul 4 breakfast.
@lamuel7, @omodave and @storm2, thanks for the exam wishes. Going 2 d venue 2day to check my seat no at Asaba.

Safe journey dear....

victicj: To all prospective direct entry student, wish you guys the best. Forms would be out soon.

Thanks. And God bless ya...

planetuzor: This babe whr u nor dea?

Hahhahaha!!!
U don catch me. This na one of my prospective schools too na. Lol.

#just passing through#
I hail una oh.
Please let's not be scared about the exam. God dey...let's just read the best we can. Na o'level stuff....I pray God gives us direction.

Happy new month y'all.

Hehehehe....e be like say na only me dey house. Na wa...I'll give u guys time to wake. After that....u know na....#scampers off#

danevans19: Longtime pals. How are we all doing? Good to see how intresting the thread is getting. How jacking tins na? Happy new month to everybody. I hail oo.

We hail u back jare. More power to ya

planetuzor: Yes Yes Yes its FINALLY OUT!!!


Its OuT! Its Out.................... The Form is oUt!..





The "Form" that belongs to a small kid that fell inside the gutters last night is out. Was removed by one of his elder brother he had gone to call to help him out....




#Never fall for any gimmick, you shall all be notified as at when the PUDE form is out. For now its not yet out.. At least people like Storm2, Jennie and Temicare should not joke with this as have done because we are really counting on them to broadcast to us for real when Pude form is truly on for sale....

This man u no go kill us sha! Kai!! I take God beg u. Some people will faint if u keep doing this oh.

Sorry about the headache. I can see u're better now

Good morning beautiful people.....
Happy new month.

Pascalbaba: @storm2 why u dey laff naa?

Lol. I just dey happy that's all oh

Cornelben: just want to hail all present in this room, i say success to all of us as we expect the exams.........Ben

God bless u abundantly my brother

Pascalbaba: Its like ASUU will soon call off their strike o...*dusts off my book* Jerking officially starts now!

I greet you all!

Hahahaha we greet u back oh

@Temi I hail oh! I go wake early abeg. I can't shout.

[quote author=Jenni_angel]ha! U don 4get say i still dey on medications? I go just faint[/quote]Hahahahaha! Na true oh!!! Lol.

@omodave na wa o...ah! Una harsh oh! Ever ready with water...mtcheew.

Abeg let uniben start selling form na. So that after exam I can be sleeping as I like...

Temicare: Na me na...i wan wake u up ni....shld i pour more on u...so dat ur eyes fit shine wella...

Can u imagine!!!!
abeg no pour another wan oh! I don wake abeg. Shooo!! Ooohhhmmmm.....I go do u back oh! Ah

omodave: both ASUU n FG wan show theirself nw, na dem knw but if i vex

I blame FG the most oh! Dem too dey chop moni
ASUU dey mess up oh but na FG suppose fix tinz.

Hey guys....good afternoon...#stretching wella#
Shooo
Who pour water for my bed!!!

Lamuel7: The portuguese first coasted to Benin in 1486.. As at that time, the reign of Oba Ozolua, the Son of the great Oba Ewuare had just begun.. Oba Ewuare's reign was btw 1400-1486 after which His son ascended the throne.. U can see nw dat it actually happened in the morning of Oba Ozolua's reign.. In oda words, the great Oba Ewuare had just passed on when the portuguese first arrived.. It was Oba Esigie (Oba Ozolua's son, the great Oba Ewuare's grandson) who reigned from around 1504-1550 that forged a closed contact with the portuguese which further enhanced their trade..

Oh boy eh! See history! #stumbles around and faints#

JohnnyPalmer: gdmorning, nlanders! applied 2 uniben for direct entry, but i av not done the registration for post utme, hope it is not too late? if yes, can sm1 give me d procedure nd what does d post utme look like?

n.b; i never knew they do write post putme not until i stumbled on dis thread. tanx

Hahahaha. Thank God u stumbled in time. Welcome...u know what to expect in the exam abi? The three subjects u wrote in ur old jamb days, compulsory english questions and some current affairs.
Success brother. By Gods grace we'll all meet victorious in uniben.

But bros, just to make sure...shey u're a direct entry student? Not a jambite? No vex oh I just wanna clarify cos u yabbed us small by calling our exam "post utme"
We call our "pude" its a different exam oh. We don mature

@Ablejoe...success in ur forth coming exams. U will do very well...

omodave: hw is the preparation going??

Hmmmm u mean food prep or jackin?

Eeya, I'm alone in the house? Lol
Lemme go and touch my book small oh...

planetuzor: YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE
WHAT HAPPENED 2 ME
YESTERDAY IN SHOPRITE IKEJA. I
STILL
CAN'T GET OVER IT. I WENT 2 D
SUPER MARKET 2 PICK UP
SOMETHING 2 EAT AND AS I WAS
WALKING DOWN D ISLE, I
NOTICED DIS MAN STARING AT
ME. I LOOKED AT HIM AND
KEPT WALKING TO D FRONT
COUNTER 2 PICK UP BOTTLED
WATER AND A LOAF OF BREAD.

AS I PICKED THEM AND
TURNED TO FIND D SAME MAN
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! I
TRIED 2 SHOW HIM SOME LOVE,
SO I SMILED AND SAID "HI" THEN I
WENT ON TO GET A CAN
COKE. CAN U BELIEVE THE
SAME MAN FOLLOWED ME? I
WAS GETTING A LITTLE
NERVOUS AND MAD COS HE WAS
FOLLOWING ME WITHOUT SAYING
ANYTHING.

BUT I TRIED TO STAY FRIENDLY" I
JUST SAID "HI" HE FINALLY
RESPONDED AND SAID, "I AM
SORRY 4 STARING BUT U LOOK
JUST LIKE MY YOUNGEST SON... WE
JUST BURIED HIM 2WKS
AGO. I FELT STUPID 4 GETTING
MAD AS I EXPRESSED MY
SYMPATHY TO HIM. HE SAID
HE WAS FINE AS HE KNOWS
DAT HIS BOY IS WITH D LORD.

THEN
HE ASKED ME TO DO HIM
A FAVOUR. I SAID "IF I CAN". HE
SAID HE WAS A BIT SAD DAT HIS
SON NEVA SAID GOODBYE 2 HIM
B4 PASSING ON. HE ASKED ME
TO GET IN LINE BEHIND HIM & AS HE
LEFT D STORE, I SHOULD
SAY "GOODBYE DAD". SO DAT HE
COULD HAVE SOME
SENSE OF CLOSURE. THOUGH
HIS REQUEST WAS WEIRD, I
HOWEVER AGREED 2 GRANT IT.
SO AS HE COLLECTED HIS BAGS
FROM D CASHIER AND WALKED
AWAY, I SAID "BYE DAD". HE
TURNED AND SAID THANKS
AND "BYE SON". WHEN THE
CASHIER CALCULATED MY
STUFF, SHE SAID THE TOTAL
WAS N6750!!!. I SAID WHAT!!...CAN
U TELL ME HOW A
BOTTLE OF N70 WATER, N5O
LOAF OF BREAD AND N100 CAN
COKE EQUALS N6750?. SHE SAID
"YOUR DAD SAID U ARE
PAYING 4 HIS TOO"....MY DAD?, I
SHOUTED. DAT MAN IS NOT MY
FATHER OOO!!!". I QUICKLY
RUSHED OUT JUST IN TIME TO
SEE THE MAN APPROACHING THE
PARKING LOT.

I RAN
AFTER HIM AND WAS
SCREAMING..."EX CUSE ME,
EXCUSE ME!!!". HE STARTED
RUNNING 4 HIS CAR AS HE SAW
ME COMING. I CAUGHT UP WITH HIM
JUST
B4 HE WAS ABLE 2 CLOSE D
DOOR.

I KEPT ON PULLING AND
PULLING HIS LEGS!!! JUST LIKE
AM PULLING YOURS NOW!!! YOU
TOO LIKE GIST, SEE AS YOU JUST DEY
SERIOUS DEY READ THE
story.

Hahahahahaha!!! Kai! I can't believe I fell for this!!! Mtcheeew! Guy! U'll not kill us with laugh!! Kai!!!

Athena 101: Na waoh! u guys wia asking for current affairs question. someone asked a simple question and no one could answer up still now.
or is it because the question is too simple?

U're correct oh...
I no even reason am hahahahaha...

Babe please keep the questions coming sha..just anyone u feel is interesting pls share. That portugese question is still a shock to me.

Lamuel7: option B.. Oba ozolua ..The great Oba Ewuare was so powerful in His days.. His influence and fame went beyond the coast of Niger.. He is the most powerful and dreadful Oba that ever ruled the Great Benin Kingdom.. OBA GHA TO KPE RE, ISE!

How in the world did u know that
How do u ppl know these things?
I don die oh!!!