₦airaland Forum

ItsJezzy:
Hahahhaha... If you feel that way why not try wearing "jalamir" like the hausas ... Its free underneath too

Oboy u are a problem solver.....heheheheheeeee....no wonder hausa cassava big

Mariinee:
Lmaooo

girls love cassava

Gourdoinc:
If you have it big down there, and by big we not just talking about the bishop alone, but the bag that accompanies the bishop, you will admit that wearing trousers for too long is a chore. I switched to boxers (hadn't known of big boxers then so was always the tiny ones) but even at that I always have "situations" where my mum or family member out of embarrassment will tell me, "Nna ya office is open". the thing will always find reasons to sneak it's head out to receive fresh air. suddenly on one faithful day, I decided to tie a wrapper my mum gave me and I realised that heaven could be on earth here.

the wrapper allowed cross ventilation and ease if I went I wanted to polish the bishop in secret with good viscosity Vaseline. I was so happy that I made this discovery, anyway this began my obsession with tying wrappers all the time. my family members were always angry at this new development. how could a young man like me suddenly be acting like an old man. I refused to heed to these advise and as usual shrugged off statements of "one day I will regret it".

anyway I was thinking that one day will come later later in future, never did I know it would happen days afterwards, our tenant downstairs had a naming ceremony and the entire compound was filled to the brim with people. I was upstairs observing the events when I noticed my mum called me to rush downstairs so I collect something from her at the gate, I tried to change into a trouser but the devil encouraged me to go that way, by the way Na my papa house. thus I rushed down. I was racing at full speed towards the gate when suddenly the metal used to anchor one of the canopies, grabbed my wrapper and ripped it off. since it happened at full throttle, it removed everything and left me standing naked in a child dedication ceremony. I didn't know whether to continue running out into the street so I could find a pit and jump inside or whether I should enhance their viewing experience by trying to get my wrapper.

I was still thinking of what to do, when I felt a blackness. I fainted out of shame. I refused to come out for days and till today, years after. my family still reminds me of how I dishonored the family name.

anyway I have learnt to bear the heat in a tight boxers or trousers. God punish wrappers

fly wey no dey hear word na e dey follow dead body enter grave....I'm happy it. happened to u...I wonder y some people refuse advice when it is for ur personal gain

Nigeria lawmakers are d most useless lawmakers in d world....as stupid as they they foolishly complain of cash cruch whereas many states workers have not been paid. for 10 months....

beetown:
It's what she tells me I'll believe na,I'm not a seer and I trust easily...

meaning u are from d STARKS family...ok be ready for Jeffrey and Ramson Bolton....heheheheheheheeer

I don't think there is any need for all this...war is not good.....it is something u won't wish to see....dat song should not be in d public....if d country wants to divide let it be done peacefully

Agbaletu:
We need to learn from them. At the Genocide Memorial Site in Kigali, a message was written on the wall after the 1994 genocide "in 1997, a group of militia invaded a school, they asked the pupils to separate into Hutus and Tutsi, but the pupils responded; we are all Rwandans and over six hundred pupils were killed". Today, there is nothing like Hutus or Tutsi, they all see themselves as Rwandans.
Our case is a bit complicated and the solution is to go our separate ways.
Regardless of our ethnic groups, we should condemn the people behind this hate song.

I can see an intelligent person here

buchilino:
SOME WOMEN R REALLY SOMETHING. B4 HE BECAME HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, SHE DIDN'T CALL HIM OUT. NOW HIS A WORLD CHAMPION, SHE WANTS TO CALL HIM OUT. WOMEN EHHNNN, CAN BE WONDERFUL

dats one thing I have noticed about girls....similar thing happened here in nairaland when ESE won BBN....women

true to its name....Zoo Republic

elektra:
Ah! Return them to the village or bundle them to an orphanage.
It is like your village people do not want you to have peace. First your friend chase you from his house because of milk. You moved to your own place only for your neighbor's kid to start treating you anyhow, now your relative has dumped his kids on you.

I don laugh tire oooooooooool

Ginaz:
Totally agree. I wonder who invented bras. It's a pain in the ass. You will go to market to buy a bra 34 size, it will fit. You go tomorrow get a 34 size, it will cover you chest and space will still remain. To worsen the situation, the seller will give you a size 28 to put on. When you complain it's not the right size they go on and say "e enter you sister, this one pack the breasts well. All na the same, 28 na 34, dem just dey write the numbers anyhow.

I'm like, what thy HELL.

very funny girl....do make u go marry...let ur husband handle am

Abiagirl777:
I can't believe ppl are asking such questions in this 21st century.Does a woman pee from the vagina,simple biology?

d opening of d vagina and dat of d urethra are not far from each other enclosed by d labia minora and majora....so one can not exist without d other

story is incomplete...how does she ease herslf....lie lie story

liars every where

tayo4ng:
OK. from where we come we shall return

but girls no dey return go there now

Evablizin:


This is what happens when a married man refuse to be more responsible to his family but choose to be sleeping around with brain dead Olosho.


Lessons;Never insult an Olosho face to face,you don't know what led her to such lifestyle and the level of wrath and bitterness within.

yes they are so bitter at heart....it is like seeing fire and stepping into it

Angeleena:
nonsense..

pvssy killed d man....foolish man has one at home oooo

BeardedMeat:
Baba Suwe is not Bukola Saraki. I'm surprised you didn't know that.

dat is y I said such judge won't be given to an average Nigerian...1....d judgement was quick


2....selfish....not for justice but to rundown Sahara reporters....



IBB got such judgement against Chief Gani( of d blessed memory) ...simply to kill human rights and justice for d down trodden....

bood of nextprince. what is this....gory

[quote author=nextprince post=59143286][/quote]badd guy...u just do am silently

tayo4ng:
I fear police more than arm rubber

shuu u fine like this ....Oya come and give me a hug

Nma27:
Betrayed d dead? Don't b self centered. Will you b there to hold her at night? Abeg rush and collect the bride price. Don't know y we have selfish people everywhere.

hmmm.. .holding her at night

TINALETC3:
Op free her abeg, I blive u ar grown 2,u shud start planning on hw 2 start ur own, u dnt like d man, yet, u didn't gv a reason 4 dat, mayb u ar jst being jealous or ar u feeling dat she wl now focus her attention on d man , it's normal, so grow up

u don't understand....he is talking about d drilling stufff.....I mean porting from Etisalat to MTN....he is feeling how his father will feel(wearing his father's shoes).....hmmmmmm

vertueptime:
They should deal with him ruthlessly, by the time he don pay fine taya he will have restraints on his lies

it is Saraki dat is a criminal using
government mechinaries to
perpetuate evil....can such judge be
give to an average Nigerian.? just ask
urself dat question... a similar
judgement was awarded to Baba
Suwe....I hope u remember....so tell
what was d outcome.? until Nigerians
act smart dat is when this country
will move forward .....Saraki is scared
of his past dealings

bezimo:
When you are a fake reporter this becomes your lot. His acct should not only be blocked but let all funds in it be confiscated permanently.
I hope the same befalls his US acct also untill he becomes desert reporter..Rubbish man..with PhD in blackmailing...

it is Saraki dat is a criminal using
government mechinaries to
perpetuate evil....can such judge be
give to an average Nigerian.? just ask
urself dat question... a similar
judgement was awarded to Baba
Suwe....I hope u remember....so tell
what was d outcome.? until Nigerians
act smart dat is when this country
will move forward .....Saraki is scared
of his past dealings

jrusky:
Mr Sowore please why bothering anyone about this? t's your problem kindly face it were you not one of their agent that help to facilitate Nigeria collapse by throwing all weight and brain behind Saraki and his party and now they have come to hunt you down and you are crying Mr man face you side sort it out with them.

Sowore let me remind you a personal email I sent you then where I warned you to be very carefu so these guys don't come back on you but you ignored my mail and you are now talking your account was frozen you are even lucky only your account is frozen and not you in person, Saraki and apc made mistake they should have frozen you and sniffed you out of business completely.

Many of your type will still suffer more just watch what is about to happen when Buhari return keep watching Sowore you ain't see anything yet the Tsunami still loading. You campaign for CHANGE and they are changing you and you are crying sorry manage it that way.

The account remain frozen. You have brain but sold it to Nigeria satanic politicians whose their heart has gone long ago and you think you won't suffer it you lie. Your Sahara reporter was the first platform to insinuated Nigerians against each other, your Sahara reporter was the first platform to preach hate and vengeance through you unnecessary lies and propaganda against last administration and see what Nigeria is going through today. Mr man next time use your brain and not your mouth that account must remain frozen I repeat and let Sowore go and do his worst.

u are only shedding tears unnecessarily....d last government was bad ...so we ve done away with it....dis government can be done away with in 2019... as much as supported d last government in2011 so I did for d present in 2015....what is good we keep but what is bad we discard

ijustdey:
Sowore Don enter am this time


it's a battle BTW 'money bags' and 'big mouth'
cc lalasticlala

it is Saraki dat is a criminal using government mechinaries to perpetuate evil....can such judge be give to an average Nigerian.? just ask urself dat question... a similar judgement was awarded to Baba Suwe....I hope u remember....so tell what was d outcome.? until Nigerians act smart dat is when this country will move forward .....Saraki is scared of his past dealings

felicitywe:
Honestly the guy is a criminal.What we call ole gidi!

it is Saraki dat is a criminal using government mechinaries to perpetuate evil....can such judge be give to an average Nigerian.? just ask urself dat question... a similar judgement was awarded to Baba Suwe....I hope u remember....so tell what was d outcome.? until Nigerians act smart dat is when this country will move forward .....Saraki is scared of his past dealings

BeardedMeat:
Why do I have this feeling that sowore is scared?

Scared of what.? it is Saraki dat is scared using government mechinaries to perpetuate evil....can such judge be give to an average Nigerian.? just ask urself dat question... a similar judgement was awarded to Baba Suwe....I hope u remember....so tell what was d outcome.? until Nigerians act smart dat is when this country will move forward

nototribalist:
That sharia reporter maggot should be in prison, period. dre11 take your bullshitt somewhere else, when sowore was cooking up false story you goats were applauding him. He must go to jail

I just read nonsense....for ur
information it is MKO Abiola dat
ensure democracy is rooted in
Nigeria....He paid a price by
dying....Why do u think a Yoruba
man was d preferred candidate in
1999 in d entire Nigeria.? it is just
because d country wanted to
appease d west as a result of June
12....so next time get ur facts rite....
now to d topic.....Sakari has been a
Shameless man right from onset in
dis political dispensation.....y did he
go to his hometown to obtain court
order.? y not Abuja or Lagos.? d
handwriting og d manipulative court
process in awarding judgement to
himself was hatched before d case
was even heard in court...I'm not
surprise when d judgement
came....like one of d commenter in
OP's thread it was a deliberate judge
to crash Sahara reporters just like d
judgement IBB got against d late
Chief Gani( of d blessed memory)...it
was nt for justice....As useless as he
is., he pretend to be onbd side of d
people....how has he better d lives of
Kwaras rather they result to begging
in his house whenever he is
around.....a carry over from his
father.....any discrning Nigerian will
know this wolfhooded political
personality Saraki is displaying in d
polical arena

ehissi:
This sowore guy is just spewing rubbish! They accused you of libel in open court and institute a case against you!

What do you do?

You commit libel against the judge who presided over your case!

Forgetting that the next judge that will handle your appeal case reads newspaper as well just like the judge who handled your last case in court. The sowore guy is a professional idiot........

Isnt this headline by itself proof that libel is his forte?

This guy is a walking waste of oxygen! Its folks like him that makes a social media bill at the senate look fantastic.......

I just read nonsense....for ur
information it is MKO Abiola dat
ensure democracy is rooted in
Nigeria....He paid a price by
dying....Why do u think a Yoruba
man was d preferred candidate in
1999 in d entire Nigeria.? it is just
because d country wanted to
appease d west as a result of June
12....so next time get ur facts rite....
now to d topic.....Sakari has been a
Shameless man right from onset in
dis political dispensation.....y did he
go to his hometown to obtain court
order.? y not Abuja or Lagos.? d
handwriting og d manipulative court
process in awarding judgement to
himself was hatched before d case
was even heard in court...I'm not
surprise when d judgement
came....like one of d commenter in
OP's thread it was a deliberate judge
to crash Sahara reporters just like d
judgement IBB got against d late
Chief Gani( of d blessed memory)...it
was nt for justice....As useless as he
is., he pretend to be onbd side of d
people....how has he better d lives of
Kwaras rather they result to begging
in his house whenever he is
around.....a carry over from his
father.....any discrning Nigerian will
know this wolfhooded political
personality Saraki is displaying in d
polical arena

CharlotteFlair:
Sowore is lying about the fake addresses, otherwise he would have been too glad to publish the copies his lawyers would have obtained by now.

You have stepped on powerful toes and you will be crushed by these powerful toes, that's how it works.

Soon I'm sure they will get hold of your USA accounts and do same.

You are not greater than MKO, but you can go and ask his children how all Abiola's businesses went to ashes because the powers that be were out for him.

Small pikin wey nor know medicine dey call am vegetable. E don be for you sowore.

I just read nonsense....for ur information it is MKO Abiola dat ensure democracy is rooted in Nigeria....He paid a price by dying....Why do u think a Yoruba man was d preferred candidate in 1999 in d entire Nigeria.? it is just because d country wanted to appease d west as a result of June 12....so next time get ur facts rite....

now to d topic.....Sakari has been a Shameless man right from onset in dis political dispensation.....y did he go to his hometown to obtain court order.? y not Abuja or Lagos.? d handwriting og d manipulative court process in awarding judgement to himself was hatched before d case was even heard in court...I'm not surprise when d judgement came....like one of d commenter in OP's thread it was a deliberate judge to crash Sahara reporters just like d judgement IBB got against d late Chief Gani( of d blessed memory)...it was nt for justice....As useless as he is., he pretend to be onbd side of d people....how has he better d lives of Kwaras rather they result to begging in his house whenever he is around.....a carry over from his father.....any discrning Nigerian will know this wolfhooded political personality Saraki is displaying in d polical arena