“So girlfriend, if am getting what you just explained, your showing up at Ken’s door step wasn’t anything but a call for help, you are not secretly screwing him, and you have no plan of seducing and screwing him? Your life is more boring than mine” Mary said dramatically over Lunch

“that’s not fair Mary, am not that boring, besides I don’t think I have the time to go on a seduction mission” Grace replied with a full mouth.

Mama Obafemi’s Restaurant has been their favorite spot for lunch, at least for four years now, it has not just been a place for delicious lunches, but a place of letting their guards down and gossip.

“Gracy Gracy” Mama Obafemi came over to their table “ Make I bring another meat for you na, I get better goat meat, wey get correct pepper inside” she said, grinning at the two ladies, she was pleased to see their plates wiped clean with no single grain of rice remaining in their plates.

“Ra ra Ma” (no Ma) “your food is delicious as usual, but I can’t eat more than this” Grace has learnt few words in Yoruba after ten years of coming to Lagos.

“ehm… Iya (Mama) I will take that goat meat, put am for take away for me, Gracy go pay” Mary cut in

“Oda’ (Okey) I go bring am now now” happy Mama Obafemi replied. “ Agatha! Agatha!!” she called on her sales girl while walking towards her kitchen.

“How did I become close to you!” Grace jokingly screamed at Mary

“Ask yourself” Mary replied

“What do I do with you Mary?”

“Pay for the food and my take away” Mary replied both laughed

“So how is Mami” Mary asked after Grace’s Mother, while wiping her mouth with a serviette

“My mum is there o, I dread calling her these days, she would remind me that am working too much, how much I need a break so I can make my marriage work again and give her grand children…. Mtcheeeewww, I can’t deal with her anymore” Grace replied

“She doesn’t know you guys are already divorced?” Mary asked

“She does, but she still nurses the hope that Ken and I will still get back together” Grace Replied

“Please allow the poor woman to keep her hope alive joor, anyways, I still agree with her that you need a vacation, Babe you have been working too hard, for these few months I have watched you wipe out FUN from your life and has buried yourself with building another Man’s Company” Mary Admonished

“Mary am building myself, this is who I am now, I can’t change it, please don’t make me feel miserable”

She got back to her office and Imelda, her secretary was not on seat, she has this annoying attitude of not coming back from lunch on time, most times she disappears for hours after lunch, only to come back with one excuse or another. She would have sacked her a long time ago, but then she still needs her around, at least until she gets another good secretary.

Grace checked her time, it said past two o clock, she should as well go see her boss who wanted to see her previously.

The ecstatic moaning of her secretary stopped her from entering her boss’ office, so there she was, peering through the slightly opened window, Imelda has her back on the bosses table, her legs held high, her left hand on the bosses bent head while the other holding one of her legs, her eyes closed, looking like a pretty witch from the movies, her full well shaped pair of breasts bouncing in harmony with the rhythm of the desk as her boss pushes his full length in and out of her, grunting like an angry pig and sweating even with the air condition switched on.

She stood there watching them arouse her in the most sinful way, for every thrust reminds her of Ken and what would have happened between them the other night, the bounce of those breasts reminds her of those times Ken used to take her on the dining table, he used to tell her that she was sweeter than any food served on that table, She wanted to walk away, yet she wanted to stay and watch.

She watch her Boss jerked like an old pickup truck and went numb for a while, deciding to let the two lovers be, she walked back to her office.

That night, she would have one of those wet dreams and wake up with orgasm.

The pandemonium on the road close to Mami Market made Ken to stop his car by the side of the road. He could hear angry voices yet he could not make out anything from what they were screaming about nor could he understanding why there were excitements and high adrenalins.

“Ole! Ole!!, thief o…”

A young man has been caught with an Infinix phone, running out the electronics and gadget shop two blocks from where he parked.


“I no be thieve o! The Man dey owe me money o” the boy was shouting as he kept running like he was racing a sport edition SUV.

But it was already late, the excited shop owners who heard only the chant from the crowd but not the pleading voice of the running boy, laid ambush on him, like a trap, he ran into their arms, the crowd closed up on him, then stones and clubs made took turn to re-design his body, like a fresh Anambra Fufu at the mercy of the mortar and pestle, he was reduced to a pulp.

The joy on the faces of passers-by and on-lookers, the clicking of phone cameras like paparazzi on run-ways, Ken couldn’t stand it anymore, he stepped out of the car and squeezed himself into the crowd.

“Please stop!” he said to no one in particular “Hand him over to the Police” he tried once more

“Oga e bi like say you wan make we beat you join abi” someone responded from behind him

“As your face fine reach, you wan make we redesign am for you? This is Lagos o, no do anyhow” another person responded to him.

Later that day, someone would suggest the little thief be burnt alive, another would get the expired motor tires, yet another would get a gallon of scarce fuel while a stick of matches would be enough to call on fire to come and consume the thief like Elijah did to his sacrifice on mount camel in the Bible.

Ken could not erase that scene from his mind as he made his way through sweaty bodies, impatience ‘job men’ with their wheel barrows and angry Market women to get to ‘Nwanyi Anambra’ to buy ‘Akwu ‘ (Banga) ‘Okpei’ and ‘Nchonwu’ (scent leaf)

* * *

Grace saw him few minutes ago at ‘nwanyi Anambra’s’ shop, she did not know whether to go to him and say ‘hi’. She was at the meat stand. It was ken that introduced her to Suleman, the meat seller.

“The best thing about buying meat in the open market is that you get the chance to flip it front and back and give it a close scrutiny” he said to her the first day he took her to Mami Market.

“My Madam, Bawo” greeted Suleman

“Sule, How you dey na?” Grace replied

“I dey o Madam, na only bad market dey worry me” Suleman complained

“Don’t worry Sule, costumers dey co…” she was about to finish her statement when a familiar voice interrupted her.


“So you still come to this Market”

Without being told, she already knew the voice like she knew her own name, the voice that excites and hunts her even in her dreams.

“Ken! What are you doing here” she asked amidst laugh

“The same thing you are doing here “ he replied and they both laughed

“So who cooks for you now, I don’t see any lady by your side, or is she waiting at home? She asked as a joke.

“Oh Grace, you hurt me now” Ken faked sadness “You have forgotten I used to cook for you”

She remembered, he used to be a perfect cook and he enjoyed cooking for them, she don’t know about now.

“don’t mind me Ken, I was only pulling your legs” she said

“I thought you wanted to know if I have ladies coming around the house to do things for me now, but…” he was saying before Grace interrupted

“Oh no Ken, please you are free to do anything you want, just be safe” she picked her meat from Suleman.

Ken couldn’t say any word to her for few minutes, he looked at her and when she turned to face him, she met his eyes and their eyes locked for a while before he looked away.

“I thought you would be worried if I had told you that some lady does come around the house, I forgot you have moved on” he said

Grace saw a flash of sadness and pain in his eyes, she have done a good job in masking her feelings, especially in his presence, he wouldn’t know her sleepless nights, her hunger, her desires for him, her jealousy each time she thought of him with another lady.

“I have not moved on!” she wanted to scream to him, rather she said

“Noooo Ken, I just want you to be free… ehm..you know…” she stammered

“you don’t have to explain anything Grace” he said with a smile “Am making ‘ofe akwu’ tomorrow, you can come over the house and have a taste of real food” he joked

“I don’t know … but I will try, am salivating already” she joined him in laughing.

But deep in their minds, they were burdened with the fear of what they secretly feel for each other, and whether coming together in his house is a good Idea after all.

Episode 3

“Kenosky Abeg come open gate, I no get time for this your gateman” Nedum said over the phone

He has been standing at Ken’s gate closed to ten minutes, answering series of questions from Baba the gateman. Baba has been taking care of that house from the time it was roofed, and he made the unfinished building a place to lay his head every night, he kept coming back to the house no matter how many times the engineers tried to chase him away from there. Until Ken learnt about the burden Baba was carrying along.

It was said that Baba was a grain merchant, he resided with his wife and five children in Adari, Ngala Local government, Borno State, he came back from Jumu’ah one Friday to meet his home razed down and the sting of burning flesh welcomed him. He did not stay to mourn his dead loved ones, but followed the part of other villagers to seek refuge in Lagos.

He spoke little about his loss though, Ken made him his Gatekeeper in other to keep him around as he has become part of family to him and his wife, before Grace left of course.

“Edu onye nkem! Biko Bataba, Ima na Baba Ana emebeka” (Edu my man, please come in, you know Baba can misbehave sometimes). Ken beckons at his friend from the door.

“Nna, I came to your shop, to know if you have that Rosa betta granite but your sales girl told me you left since after four, ‘Odikwa namma’” (hope it is well) Edu asked as they walked inside the house.

“Yes o, I just wanted to have a little rest today, person no go die say him dey find money” both laughed

“Eh eh! Ken, who paid you a visit today, Mama Come, abi your sister?”

“Why are you asking” ken feigned ignorant of what he was talking about.

“Kenosky my Man! This Ofe-akwu am perceiving the aroma na your pot e dey come from?” Edu made straight to the Kitchen to satisfy his curiosity, Ken followed him to the kitchen to make sure he did not take food out of the pot as he would normally do.

“Nwokem debe Efere ahu” (my friend keep that plate) Ken snatched the plate from his hands

“You have not asked where the food came from, you are already dishing out, Emere gi ya Eme?” ken asked his friend who was surprised of his action. Edu could swear he saw seriousness in Ken’s face a while ago, as he dashed to cover the pot of Banga stew.

“Ken, is there something about this food you are not telling me, allow me to fill my belly now or are you expecting one babe?”

“Which babe? Abeg make the food cool small before I give you” ken said defensively

He had told himself that she would not show up, that he was just cooking for himself, after all, she may have other important things to do with her time as she told him, but why he took his time to prepare the food, why he had to use her favorite part of meet, Kpomo (beef skin) and sheen beef, instead of his normal torso, why he decided to add Ehuru instead of Okpei (local soup stock) only, and why he did not add salt to the white rice while cooking, just as she would like, he could not explain, somewhere locked in his heart, he hoped she shows up, the excitement was killing him, and the disappointment of her not showing up was dragging him to the floor.

*

Grace has been on the mirror for the past forty-three minutes, the contents in her wardrobe has relocated to the top of her bed, as she has been changing cloths like a model on the run-way. She has tried to calm herself down;

“It’s just a normal visit” she said to herself

She did not know why it still bothered her, what he would think about her dressing and the impression she would make on him.

“What is wrong with me?” she said under her breath

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She had settled for the simple sleeveless sequence red short gown she bought from ‘Collectables’ last Easter, with a silver stud earrings and silver opened toe shoes to go with the outfit. She was just putting a last touch of make up on her face before her phone rang;

“Hi” he said from the other side of the phone

“Hi” she held her breath

He did not speak for some seconds, then “Ehm … I just want to know if you are alright”

“Yes…” she said almost choking “Yes I am” she said more clearly.

The next few minutes, she would be calling her texify driver to come get her, she would be sitting quietly in the cab questioning her sanity and why she was embarking on the visit, she would be thinking whether Ken still found her attractive.

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Once upon a time, there was a famous flute player in Rome. His name was Prince. At one of the shows, while Prince was playing the flute, he slipped and tumbled down the stage. People came running to carry him out, as he had broken his leg.

His listeners missed him, as he took many months to recover.

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One day, an important man from Rome was organising a show. He invited Prince to make an appearance.

On the day of the show, when the curtains parted, a chorus was being played. Prince had not heard this before, as he was away from the theatre for a long time.

The words of the chorus were “Rejoice, 0 Rome: you are safe now that the Prince is well!”

All the people stood up and clapped loudly. The flute player blew kisses to them, thinking that his listeners were happy to have him back.

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The audience knew that Prince was making a mistake. Then, he bowed before the people. Suddenly, he lost control and fell off the stage. The song was in fact being played as an honour to the Prince of Rome.

Self importance can be harmful.

Once, a Cock lost his way and went inside a stable. He was very scared. He thought, ‘Lord! Where am I? This place looks so large and strange. I also do not see my family and friends anywhere!’

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Just then, he heard a loud neigh. He was even more scared. He looked up and saw a Horse trotting out of the place. He said, “What are you doing in our home? This place is not meant for a small creature like you. Get out of here, soon.”

The Cock then realised that he was inside a stable.

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He thought, ‘I must find my way out. I feel very lonely, here. These Horses are so different from us!’ The Cock could not ask any Horse about the way out, as they were busy eating their food. The Cock tried to leave, but he almost got trampled. The Horses kept stamping their feet all the time. The Cock became irritable and shouted, “My good friends! Please be more careful. If somebody gets lost in our home, we never crush them!”

The poor Cock found his way out, after facing many difficulties.

Always respect your guests.

At the point when couples first begin dating, they may neglect their disparities, yet once a relationship turns out to be long haul and the couple drops out of the honeymooner arrange, these distinctions can wind up sad. The main driver of a separation of a relationship is the childishness that emits in the core of one or the two accomplices; the adoration factor which was in the relationship lessens over some undefined time frame. Here are the most widely recognized reasons with respect to why relational unions/connections separate.

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Physical and additionally mental maltreatment:
This is one of the central point which at last achieve a separation of a marriage. This is brought about by the cruel disposition of one of the accomplices which was kept concealed before a marriage. The life partner who gets its brunt, is monitored, and is scared and controlled. There is less possibility for such a relationship to proceed for long.


Fascination towards one more of the contrary sex:
This happens due to one companion does not give time enough for his/her accomplice. Correspondence hole, in words or physically, may create between the two which, as it augments, prepares for fascination of one companion/accomplice towards someone else of the contrary sexual orientation.


Deceiving and Infidelity:
When a mate starts to get pulled in towards an unmarried individual or one who is hitched, personal connections between the two create and extend and if the creating closeness isn’t seen by any one, it might wind up in unfaithfulness. This may go one for quite a while till it is found making pulverization the marriage/s and breakups.


Consistent embarrassment before others:
One life partner/accomplice might be less sympathetic than the other; they have no restraints in talking sick of their accomplice/life partner before other individuals. The focused on life partner is constantly made to feel that s/he is ‘useless’; there is no respect for his/her pride and notions. This is a direct result of the childish demeanor of the focusing on mate who shows off to individuals that life of the two together could never be in the same class as it is at present without her/him. The enduring accomplice is perpetually made to feel second rate. S/he may even need to experience embarrassment by his/her life partner before others about his/her powerlessness to manage youngsters.


Steady annoying:
This is again a demeanor of an accomplice/companion to keep the other at his/her beck-and-call. The focused on accomplice needs to tolerate up with the other accomplice’s steady shortcoming discovering, grievances, admonishing, reactions and regular wry comments. There is no worry for the sentiments or the regard of the accomplice. The propensity to bother is more typical with ladies than with men.

This is done with an end goal to alter their accomplice to their ways of life. At the point when the focused on accomplice gets things done to satisfy his/her accomplice, s/he concocts new ‘purposes of upgrades’. The languishing accomplice may endure it over a long or a brief timeframe yet the separation is unavoidable…


Enviously in a relationship:
Jealousy can cause extraordinary obliterations in a relationship/marriage. A man or even the lady may feel that s/he is getting less consideration than s/he should get which s/he finds is being sifted through to another person, even an in-law in a marriage; it can trigger a separation in a relationship


Continued lying:
A mate or an accomplice may constantly lie to his/her companion/accomplice. In such cases the correct picture is never obvious to the next life partner/accomplice. A consistent demeanor of lying can toss a relationship or a marriage into danger lastly realizes a separation.

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Unremitting contentions and squabbles:
A marriage or a relationship may separate assuming either or the two accomplices have successive battles with one another and neglect to see one another, when every one needs to have his/her own specific manner, never concurring for a trade off. The contentions leave control and they yell at one another, toss things at one another, and misuse one another.

One day, a Mule was dragging a chariot (two-wheeled vehicle used for races). The Mule was so tired, it seemed he was drunk.

While he was walking, a Fly came and sat on the wheel of the vehicle. She said toB14 the Mule, “Oh you drunken Mule, why do you walk so slow? You look like a strong and big beast then why can’t you walk a little faster?”

The Mule was very angry. The Fly’s behaviour made !aim furious. He turned to the Fly and said, “My dear little friend, I am not scared of you. I do not pay attention to what you say regarding me.”

He continued, “I only care about the person who rides the cart. He is my guide. I follow his command and he gives me the direction to walk. If I walk slowly, he increases my speed by beating me with his stick. Therefore, you go away. I don’t want to talk to someone who is rude to me.”

“I know when I have to walk fast and at what time I should walk slowly!”
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It is foolish to guide someone who knows his job well.

Once, there was a very playful and young Mule. He was also very frisky, as he ate a lot of corn. He had a lot of energy but did not work much.

One day, having nothing else to do, the Mule started galloping in the fields. He was galloping around at a good speed and kicking up a lot of dust. He thought that maybe he was a Horse, because he was so good at racing!


B12The more he thought about it, the more he got excited and said to himself, ‘If I can gallop so fast, then surely, I must be the son of an excellent racer. My father must be great and I have my father’s speed and his skill.’

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The next day, the Mule was hitched to a cart full of baggage. His master took him on a long journey. The Mule was not used to hard work and became very tired.

Disappointed with himself, he said aloud, “I have made a mistake. I am a Mule and my father must have also been a Mule. Only a Mule could be so tired doing his work!”
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We come to know our true nature only when we test it.

Men are often faced with the decision of whether to chase the women of their dreams or to quit. Here are 15 signs all she may be saying is “Chase me!”


To Chase Or Not To Chase?

Only a novice at dating would agree that women can sometimes be complicated in their expressions of emotion. Sometimes they cry when what they really mean to do is to laugh. At another time, they really mean what they show or say. And for you, the guy, you become somewhat confused because what you expect is not what you see. Should you give up on that lady or chase her? Don't worry too much. As most ladies share a lot in common when it comes to dating, all you have to look out for between you and her are some signs. This way, you will have no difficulty deciding whether to chase her or not.

Never Mind Your Friends, The Chase is Worth It
So, you are considering listening to your friends’ advice to let her go. After all, they say, there are many other alternatives. You really don't need to follow that that path. Quality relationships surely demand quality effort. If you don’t do the chasing, somebody else will. And come to think of it, we all chase something in life, even things that are non-essentials sometimes.

Therefore, do not let your friends mislead you in this regard. Follow your gut. But in doing so, there are some vital signs to watch out for to ensure you aren’t chasing a lady for nothing. The truth is most girls will give a guy they like lots of opportunities to prove themselves, even though they may be giving you some tough times. Here are 15 of these signs that, once you notice a lady display them, all she is saying is “chase!”

1. She Isn't Comfortable With You Being Too Close With Other Ladies
When a woman likes you, even though she may be acting funny, she’ll still be kind of protective. You ain't going to win her smiles by letting her know you just finished conversing with another lady in the room. Be ready to answer lots of questions if you ever do that. She’ll be concerned you are probably slipping out of her hands and would greet it with a subtle protest.

When you notice this attitude recurring with her, she is just playing hard to get and wants you to do some chasing before she gives you a warm yes! She is yours already. Nothing else can probably make her feel as uncomfortable than you being with other ladies. She's definitely nurturing some feelings for you. Just play along by giving her the chase of her life.

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2. Her Generous Smiles Are A Sign She Wants You To Chase Her

We are not talking about some random acts of courtesy here. Any lady would easily smile to make you feel comfortable talking to them or to show you some respect. But when you discover that from your appearance at a distance, she is already loosened up each time you both meet, guy, just wake up. It is one of the signs of approval. A sign she is telling you your advances are welcomed. If you aren’t her type, your first and perhaps, last chance of seeing her white teeth would be the first day you both met. She would just want to let you know she isn’t interested and one way to do that is to be frank anytime you both meet. Where many conservative men get things wrong is to assume women are just being kind with their very generous smiles. It is not true. A woman who has no affection for you has no business being “kind” to you always. She is only signalling that you should put in more effort, perhaps to maintain her dignity.

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Do you want to make your dream girl fall in love with you? Here are a few ways that can help you make any girl fall in love with you.

Winning the girl of your dreams

Winning over a girl's heart is not an easy task. It is complicated because the truth is they never really know what they want. They might seem to have everything figured out, but truly they are lost - not all the girls, of course; just a few, like me! Love is all about being spontaneous, and that love can never be forced. It is believed that it happens miraculously when the perfect dream guy is around. What if I told you that there is a secret list of qualities for the perfect lover boy every girl dreams of? If you are desperately in love and want the girl of your dreams to love you back, there are a few ways you can gain her interest. Always remember to be honest even when you are trying to make your dream girl fall in love with you. You can make a few changes about who you are because love is all about making sacrifices and compromises for your loved one. Here are the top 20 ways that can help you to make your girl fall in love with you.

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1. Be well-groomed
The first impression is the best impression. The first thing your dream girl will notice about you is your physical appearance. Being physically well-groomed says a lot about yourself. Nobody wants to be in love with a shabby or a messy person. Make sure your everyday clothing makes you look perfect. Have a sense of style. Always have a tidy and a pleasing appearance when you are around her. Make sure you smell good. This is all it takes to get her attention.

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2. Be a funny guy to make her fall in love
Girls always love being around guys who are funny. The way to a girl's heart is through laughter. If you can humor her, and if she thinks you are a funny guy, you are already one step closer to getting the girl. Please don't try TOO hard to humor her; if it doesn't work naturally for you, it just makes things awkward. Share a good laugh with her when something really funny happens. It is always good to have company and to know that someone enjoys laughing as much as she does. Try to make her laugh when she is really sad or during her awful times. Nothing makes your girl fall in love with you more than making her laugh when she never dreamed she would.

3. Compliment the girl to make her fall in love with you
Compliment her on her looks, style, her smartness, or for how awesome she is. There is no harm in complimenting the girl of your dreams; don't shy away. Be sincere and real when you compliment. Don't over-compliment because it might look weird and a little too obvious that you are into her.
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How to romance your man with these worthy tips and tricks

Do men like romance? The answer is yes, regardless of how much they try to deny it. Guys want to be wooed and treated like a king from time to time, and this serves as a hint to us ladies that we must also give him some.

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With guys, romance is simple, personal, and straightforward. They look more for the value than the grandeur of their lady’s efforts.

Now that we’ve established the fact that men do want to be romanced, let’s get right on the how.

Importance Of Romance In A Relationship
Romance is crucial to the success and health of a relationship. When there is no romance, the relationship falls apart. Think of it as the coal to a fire which must be kept burning. When that fire dies, problems like cheating and apathy for one another could occur.

Romance keeps the connection and intimacy between partners strong and alive. Romance differentiates a relationship from merely being a friendship. The beautiful thing about it is that it is quickly rekindled. Any gesture, as long as you want to please and show your partner how much he means to you, is an act of romance.

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Romance can be incorporated in any activity such as taking a walk together and fully engaging with one another, inserting a sweet note between the pages of your partner’s book that he reads before bed or trying a new position in bed are all acts of romance.

Romantic gestures reassure your partner that you care, love, respect, desire, and are attracted to him.


How To Romance Your Man In A Relationship

1. Take care of yourself
Spending some time at the salon, getting your hair fixed and your nails done or buying new clothes will do wonders to your relationship, much to our surprise. Guys notice these things and you taking care of yourself shows that you also care for him. Plus, they also like seeing us sexy, so it’s a win-win!

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There was a Shepherd who had a large flock of Sheep. The Shepherd also owned a Dog. He strongly believed that the Dog was very loyal. The Dog was, thus, always well fed and kindly treated.

Sadly, the Dog was not loyal! He pretended to be a faithful pet, but as soon as his master’s back was turned, the Dog would trouble the Sheep. He would occasionally even kill one Sheep and eat it. This went on secretly for a long time.

One day, Shepherd saw the Dog kill a Sheep. He was very angry for the Dog had cheated him so badly! He decided to hang the Dog without mercy.

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When the rope was put around his neck, the Dog begged cith for mercy. He pleaded that his master should hang the Wolf, who killed ten times more Sheep than the Dog himself. But the Shepherd replied, sternly, “That may be. But you are far more dangerous than the Wolf. Not only have you killed my Sheep, you made a greater mistake by breaking my trust. Nothing will save you from your punishment.”

An enemy in disguise of a friend, is the greates villain.

Long ago, there lived two Goats. One had curly horns. The other had straight horns. They looked for fresh grass, which shepherds had not used for their sheep. The Goats were never afraid to cross high mountains or streams.

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One day, the Goats went to find grass, each in one direction. Both found lovely fresh meadows. The Curly-

horn Goat wanted to tell his friend about his meadow. The Straight-horn Goat, too, wanted to do the same. They started to look for the other.


Suddenly, the Curly-horn Goat saw a rushing stream, with a narrow bridge across it. He began to cross the bridge.

Just then, the Straight-horn Goat also reached the same stream, from the other side. He also saw the narrow bridge and stepped on it.

Suddenly, both the Goats looked up. They saw each other!

Now, the bridge was too narrow for both the Goats to cross at the same time. One Goat had to go back for the other to pass! But both the Goats stood firm. Each Goat wanted the other to move back.

They started nudging each other, quite hard. Sadly, they both fell into the stream and drowned.

Be kind and give others a chance.
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Once, a Farmer lived with his Wife in a village. They loved each other and never fought.

One day, God threw out Goddess Discord from Heaven. The Goddess, whose name meant argument and quarrel, caused everybody in Heaven to fight and argue. God knew that if she stayed amongst them, all the people in Heaven would keep fighting.

Thus, Goddess Discord came down to live on the Earth. She entered the Farmer’s house and decided to live in it.

Soon, the couple started fighting over small things. They argued every day and the peace of the house was destroyed. One day, the Man decided to throw his Wife out of the house.

Discord was very happy with her success but God could not see the lovely couple separated. He sent the God of Marriage, Hymen, on Earth to settle the matter.

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Hymen went to the couple and explained, “Your relationship is getting spoiled because Discord has entered your house. You should not leave space for any arguments and fights in your relationship.”

The couple understood and threw Goddess Discord out of their house. Since then, both of them lived in peace and harmony.

Discord can spoil all relationships.

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Honeymoons are probably the greatest invention, maybe ever—who wouldn't want to bask under the sun to celebrate your love for each other with an umbrella drink in hand? While ignoring the rest of the world has to come to an end when you get home (bah!), you can extend that awesome feeling of togetherness well into your first year, and beyond. Here's how:

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1. Cook Together
There is something oh-so-intimate about preparing a meal together, and you don't have to be a Top Chef to have fun. Whether you take a cooking class (Sur La Table and Williams-Sonoma stores offer plenty of options) or sign up for those meal-delivery services (HelloFresh and Plated send you all the ingredients with super-simple instructions), getting busy in the kitchen might just translate into getting busy in the bedroom later. Remember—whipped cream has many uses.

2. Take Risks
Honeymoons have this power to make you do things you may not normally try. (Can you believe you swam with sharks?!) Keep that up-for-anything vibe alive by seeking out new adventures back home.


3. Say Thank You
A study from the University of Georgia showed that expressing gratitude is linked to a happier marriage. Notice that niceness trumps nagging—incorporate that mantra into your marriage from the start.


4. Take a Staycation
Create a romantic itinerary—the bar where you got his number, a show at a venue where you had your awesome second date, a picnic in a park where he proposed, you get the idea. Strolling through your old haunts is more than just a walk down memory lane—it will keep that giddy "in-love" feeling aflame.

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5. Watch the Sunset
Yes, this may sound cheesy, but making an effort to partake in a super romantic activity, like watching a sunset, hits pause on the havoc of a quotidian life that can get in the way of truly appreciating each other's company. (And it makes a solid Instagram—#nofilter required.)

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About Me Status Update
I am blessed with a funny gene that makes me enjoy life.

I don’t like myself, I’m crazy about myself.

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

I don’t have two different personalities. I am what I am.

Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.

I’m everything you want but can’t have.

Where the hell am I, and how did I get here?

Hi there. I joined Facebook. Happy now?

Absolutely awkward, proudest of nerd and geek, decreaser of world sucking.

Born to express, not to impress.

Welcome to my Facebook feed, where people come to enjoy me.

I really am ruggedly handsome, aren’t I?

Being this fabulous is a full-time job.

I’m afflicted with Awesome. There’s no curing it.

You’re not gonna tell me who I am. I’m gonna tell you who I am.

I am a rare species, not a stereotype.

Everyone has weaknesses, but I’m not everyone.

I’m not ashamed to be me. What’s wrong with being unique?

I’m writing my autobiography on my Facebook account.

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Mark Zuckerberg, this is my original Facebook account, please, don’t spy on me!

I’m one of a kind and I’m unique. Never forget that.

I feel sorry for people who don‘t know me.

Mithun is a rich man who doing business in jewellery field..a jewellery showroom in his town..near tamilnad district. He is unmarried and 25yrs old who living with his sick mom,yep she is a paralysis patient who need a special care .

Though he is busy with his business ,he don't have enough time to take care and render her service .so he is searching for a "care taker"

Shrithika is a homely girl who lives with her parents,and she is very poor and her dad is alcoholic person,mom working as a servant ..she is 22 years old ,who finished only her school education .but she fond of going to job to uplift her family.

How these two people met each other and fall in love unexpectedly is the story...

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I failed the first quarter of a class in middle school, so I made a fake report card. I did this every quarter that year.

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I forgot that they mail home the end-of-year cards, and my mom got it before I could intercept with my fake.

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She was PISSED—at the school for their error. The teacher also retired that year and had already thrown out his records, so they had to take my mother’s “proof” (the fake ones I made throughout the year) and “correct” the “mistake.” I’ve never told her the truth.

Once upon a time I had a friend that was going to a Panic! At The Disco concert and she promised me she would face time me so that I could watch with her.

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So she messaged me at like the middle of the night telling me to answer her FaceTime call but I was at my neighbors house (which also happened to be my cousins house) so I started running out the door and my sister followed me behind and was chasing after me. She asked me where I was going so I started running as fast as I could screaming

“WE HAVE TO GET HOME, IM NOT GONNA MAKE IT! I NEED TO SEE, WHY CANT I SEE!?!”

Keep in mind that it’s like midnight right about now but I’m running and halfway through screaming. I stepped inside a pothole in my neighbor’s lawn and completely fell in mud but I got right back up and kept running, muddy as hell, trying to get to my house while my sister was dying from laughter behind me.

That’s not even the sad part, the sad part is my friends phone died so I just sat there with mud all over me at the dining room table staring at my blank phone just waiting.

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I waited for almost two hours, refusing to take a shower even though the mud was starting to dry up. This was two years ago and to this day every time my sister sees the pothole she starts dying from laughter.

As a perpetually single 20something, me claiming that dating sucks/is hard/is the worst/makes me want to become a nun isn’t anything monumental. We all know this; It’s a universal truth. And the uphill battle of finding compatible prospects has only become shittier with free dating apps that more or less track targets who are in heat.

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But the absolute worst concept to come out of the single world in the last few years, by far, is the “hanging out” epidemic. Our generation of 20somethings has single-handedly taken the concept of traditional dating and whittled it down to a pile of “just hanging out.” We have, somewhat unknowingly, pigeon-holed our dating experiences by all somehow contributing to the livelihood of this terrible concept. So, next time you see a new dating situation going down this dark, casual, unforgiving road, try these tactics to ensure you don’t get stuck “hanging out” ever again.

1. Deactivate your free “dating” apps, like, yesterday.

Tinder, Hinge, even Lulu (because, really, how much is that crap gonna help you?). If you’re seriously serious about wanting an actual chance at a relationship with someone, chances are very high that trying to find such a thing by way of these free apps is a huge waste of your efforts. Not saying that single individuals haven’t actually found true love or at least intense like from using them, but I’m sure the ratio of weird and mostly sexual situations to long-lasting, fulfilling situations isn’t even close to even. People on these apps are most likely bored, Hot, and unwilling to put in any real effort. They’re time-passers, so don’t get all pissy when your new prospect’s idea of a date is “coming over” or the promise of you two “chilling and watching a movie.” That’s all on you, baby boo.
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GIRL: Hello

BOY: My love how are you doing?

GIRL: I’m fine.

BOY: Will you be free this weekend? Can you come to my house?

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GIRL: I’m so sorry I can’t make it because I will be attending my aunty’s wedding and the next day I’ll be busy, I’m so I guess I’m occupied.

BOY: Ooh ok, was just planning to take you out for shopping, surprise you with an iPhone 5, then buy you a new dress and the Brazilian hair you’ve been asking for…

GIRL: I will be coming and may even spend the whole weekend there if you want my love.

BOY: What about the wedding?

GIRL: which wedding, I was joking…

BOY: Really? Me too…

Just imagine o! LoL !!!!

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