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Allosaurus:
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Your mom is the goat! She fvcks your younger brother and feed you with her menses. Useless, dirty Yoloba troll!

Bia, do you hav to involve someone's mom wen you're uttering ur words? And can't one have her own opinions again?

That product has an infinite life span

Enjoy the product till thy kingdom come

I must phuck when I'm in a relationship. It's that simple . No girl should come here preaching no sex cos WTH are u doing in a relationship

TeamJoyce:
pls hold st Pete he has not taken his drugs

u didn't take yours and made me forget mine

goodmorning40:
are u alright?

I'm perfect. Are u?

What's the idea of being in a boy-girl relationship when u don't wanna hav sex? That's stupidity to me

blowjanet:
i want to trade basically but if i am selling the MK X its going for 8k.

What would you like in exchange for MKX?

greenhulk:
3k for fifa 15. Where's ur location? I'm around ikeja

Oops, I’m on the Island

greenhulk:
I have black ops 3. Anybody with mad max or any other recent game holla. Also have FIFA 15 for 3k

I’m interested in your FIFA 15, lets relate

Miadad:
I just thought of blessing someone this Christmas season and I thought what better people than the youths of our nation suffering under corrupt leadership with empty unfulfilled promises.
It's not much
Just $100 only
I tried doing this many years ago but it didn't get much support

Xfire,avicky and Cococandy can you help me be the judges

Selection criteria

1) You must reside in Nigeria

2).Your handle must have been registered on nairaland for at least one full calendar year with up to 200 posts or more to qualify
If you have a job please don't bring bad fortune on yourself by claiming to be unemployed.

3) Write a short story here ( not more than 250 words) titled " An event in my childhood that impacted me greatly"
Please make sure to edit your spellings and get your tenses right,no bad English please,it will affect the decision.

4) You must also tell us at the beginning of your story what university,polytechnic or college of education you graduated from and what course you studied,with a picture of your certificate as an attachment to your short story.( please cover your name)


Applications without meeting all the criteria will be thrown out.

The winner will be announced on December 14th and the award given on December 16th

Let the stories begin

Nice initiative but posting ones certificates, thats extreme.

Why don’t you request for the person’s certificates at the stage of awarding the money.

Karma is a silent biatch







In the interim people, check out these guys

http://www.youtube/watch?v=PT1uR0NlgbY

I smell lies from the girls end. Why will someone just take you away while you’re in the midst of your friend’s? He even took time to bathe while she was there doing what? One d story didn’t fit.

Anyways, guys give your verdict to this video



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT1uR0NlgbY

KashyBaby:
Why not?

It’s good, kontinu

KashyBaby:
Personally I like twice a day...

Oladipupo22:
Nna, mechionu dia...I don't use a Cheap Tecno abegiii


Google am, Tecno Phantom 5 Na 70k up

U wan compare ur CHEAP Techno Phantom whatever to an iPhone

The most expensive Techno cannot compare prices with the cheapest iPhone.

which version of adobe audition did you get?

emmanuel596:
A FOOL can never stop being a FOOL it's obvious stupidity runs inn ur linage......

I think you need to get some education. Stupidity runs in your lineage. And I’ve got the time in the world to reply you so continue. Borne-fool!

emmanuel596:
A foool hates wisdom annd corrections.....i actually don't give a fvck if you own nigeria....no dey brag...using an iphone dosnt make u any special.....if u wanna stay vexed at me it's ur wahala I hate people dat brag chew it or kill ur self....curreently listening to 2face(see me so) I no send u

You’re the biggest FOOL. Carry your self-righteousness and your stupidity to wherever you are. If I buy iPhone 10, na ur money i take buy am? If e pain u too much, go hug wet transform. I dey chop my money, e dey pain u. Who gives a fvck! Why don’t you carry your advice to people in your village or better yet, tie rope around your neck whenever I talk about myself. If I BRAG, na ur MB I use? Foolish he-goat. I’ve got enough time in my hands so if you mess up, imma deal with u. Eran-ko

emmanuel596:
U don't have to brag and call your self a man cos of iphone....how many lands ddo u have, how many poor people have u helped, how many times have u bought food annd slippers for the needy if youu ddie now your iphone will not die with u.....dats if u really own 1 don't be quick to broadcast ur worth were ur own stop na there anoda person own start innvest in good tins not on a fone dat can fall on d ground or inside water or might b stolen any time......no hurt words tho

My friend don’t quote me if you don’t have anything sensible to say. I am not broadcasting, I’m only examining the case as it were. Don’t be stupid enough not to see the sarcasm in the post. This is not a time to start asking me things I’ve done or achieved cos when I do them and the ones I already have, I do not need to call you to tell you. Keep your shitty advice to yourself.

If she got laid for ordinary CHEAP technO, wat would happen wen she sees men like us that use d latest iPhones? Cheap!!!

ggrin:
Happy new month..... a December to remember..... testimonies shall locate us all

Babe you're still on Nairaland? Choi

I've missed u o

The ladies think she's lovely and cute

The guys think she's JUST THERE

I'll go with the guys. Ain't nothing special wit dis one, I think only money is making her look even dis ok, otherwise

tollytexy:
Eyaaa.. I've got GTA and watchdog as well

Would u sell it then?

talk2odim:
whatsapp would be better.....

Drop ur number

talk2odim:
Thatz an open ended question considering that itz a used game by you...lol! Bros take am sow seed jare.

Sowing seed is not available on nairaland o lol. The economy is getting bad and man must survive. How much are u considering as seed sowing?

By the way, lets do dis on mail or whatsapp so we don’t clog dis thread with our discussions.

talk2odim:
I hv recieved no mail bro....

Hello,

For the God of War III that you asked. How much are you willing to pay considering that the game was bought brand new and only played by me?

tollytexy:
Which game u gat for exchange ? U get COD advance ?

I have Watchdogs (GTA V loo alike), I traded my COD wit someone else

talk2odim:
I am still not getting a response from u......whatz d deal?

Sorry for the late response. Please check you mail

tollytexy:
I get last of us for trading

I'm interested

talk2odim:
Still waiting for ur response. ...

Send me a pm

bidexmimi:
Why should we bother ourselves on 5000 naira promise..If they eventually decide to pay the 5k, do you think it would help the unemployed in anyway.. of what use is 5k monthly when some of your mates are earning 200k and above monthly..

We need to wake up and demand for skill acquisition schemes and Jobs..we don't want 5k...5k can't make some ladies hair, some of us spend more dan 5k daily..Will 5k feed you for a month?
Let's fight for Jobs and reduce unemployment not 5k.
Nigerian youth should be thinking of the nation's progress,we don't have to be political in all our thinking. Just my thought.

As much as I agree to an extent on all you've said, why didn't u voice out these opinions wen PMB was using it to campaign? Now that it's time to fulfil d promise, you're here saying otherwise. Let him first implement his promise, after which we can decide from there on