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Help me with japa funds na

Or

Help me with business funds here.

I am ready pay back
Na only una wan enjoy this life?

jagaban002:
I have always want to know about Japa but now my wife and 2 kids stays aboard exactly Canada so I know the difference.

1) if u are migrating to any Europe country with visiting or work visa and u earn like 1m montly here you have failed yourself .
2) most people in abroad doing much better are base on salary by d government e.g immigrants and allysium .
3) my wife and 2 kids are there and I went to Canada twice last year but I always come back to my business here cus I make at least 1.5m to 2m monthly . But for the future of my kids I have to let them stay there so it's about decision making cus I make more money here with low bill's to pay .

Help me with japa funds

Verbtips:
Japa!!
obgeni dapada
even if na kampala
am a king
APC CAN'T DO ME ANYTHING AM RICHER THAN THEM,IF SAY THEM GET MONEY THEM NO GO STEAL MONEY,CAN'T YOU SEE SAY THEY LACK CAR'S EVEN LAGOS DEPUTY NO GET FAN FOR E OFFICE,ABI YOU NO HEAR WHEN THAT EKITI SENATOR SAY THEM NEED TO BUY TELEVISION
EVEN IF THEY CLIMB LADDER THEY CAN'T BE UP TO MY STANDARD

Fine chikito, help me with japa funds Abeg. I promise u everything after that

Klass99:
Lol 🤣. In Tina Turner's words......you are simply the best. I enjoyed reading this especially point seven (7)

Nna, help me with japa funds, I will pay back. I Don travel before but I chop deport.

MuslimIgbo:
Yes, and probably the men.
SECRETLY.

Please add me too.

Everything to japa is with me just the funds left.

motionarena:
I can help u with japa funds

Oooh Prince, help me with japa funds. I can pay back

Princebizzie:
Who knows if Nigeria will get better again it is a wise decision for anyone that want to leave the country to do so now. Prince Oyebisi

Man u double activated at 15mins

I decided to reply u again because I sence that u are male.

Let me help u.

Go out to brothel and enjoy sex with any girl that is good for you.

Stop risking ur life with 1 girl friend or 1 wife. This is africa and this is Nigeria, if u go to Rome, behave like the Romans.

Shebi u dey see all ur mates wey dey die for this relationship matter for 9ja so, na because them wan play the so called "juliet and romeo" forgetting that Nigeria is not for them

judedwriter:
When a man sleeps with a woman, he becomes one with her physically and spiritually.

It might just be once, like in the case of a man with a prostitute, but there will be definitely a soul tie. Whether short or long time, soul ties always follow sex.

Remember the late playboy founder, hegfner. He was fond of keeping beautiful women in his mansion. But the thing is that all those numerous women he kept had a soul tie connection with him.

There's a part of him in all of them even though they might have been married.

Sex is such a mystery. It's so deep. It's a pity we treat it so lightly these days.

You are not making any sense but let keep helping u.

Soul ties when offended can lead to depression.

Now, u are mentioning "prostitutes" and there male customers in the same space of soul ties fails,
You are insinuating that (men who sleeps with prostitutes will suffer multiple "soul ties" brake ups.

There are very little attachments between prostitute and her customers because it is usually 'short time'

This mean that, there will be very little attachment between them thereafter thereby the issues of heart brake is to minimal.

99% of heart breaks happen between two persons relationships and not multiple.

Now, furk off 2ithur ignorance. Kido

judedwriter:
Please before commenting, try to think over twice.

I never compared men who sleep with prostitutes as suicidal or depressed men.

Men sleep with prostitutes for different reasons, however, soul ties always a factor for such men, even though they may deny it.

How can she know her worth when she was thought that "worth" or human values is proportional to the amount of cash in his or her bank balance?

There is an English adage or what there's which says that "money does not guarantee success"

Value brings money but money does not singly bring value

AMI3:
she no even no her worth.

What do u mean by "gullible men who Sleeps with prostitutes"

This is a case of suicide.

Now, are u saying that men who go out with prostitutes are vulnerable to depression?

Don't be a fool. If you are among the men who are not comfortable with multiple sex partners and prostituteds, it does not give the right to speak wrong against men who love it.

Ur life, ur way.
His life, his way.

We are all binded by 1 constitution and that is final.

Ur ignorance can not be taken for a guidance

judedwriter:
Soul ties.

That break up depression is caused by soul ties.

As for gullible men who sleep with prostitutes, they have fragmented their souls among numerous women.

Economy is proportional to healthy or unhealthy relationship.

I believe that fuel price will come done very soon and the Naira will also improve but if that becomes another Nigeria government lies then we should all be ready to carry gun.

Crafteck1:
Na same, sebi relationship na asper economical benefits.

Are trying to say that one person own all that monikers?

Anyways we all know that Nairaland is the government properganda display board for average Nigerian.

The use other good topics to keep it alive but the main work is programming the minds of the average Nigerian into thinking the way they want them to think and from here those fake local ideas and induced idealogies go round the population.

We all know that no amount of stories from the opposition can unseat any government in Nigeria.

Inflation and low money has beaten Nigeria citizens into dust

naturefellow:
Voluntary slaves...

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You are not educated and u are not exposed.

You said tribe is Nigeria's problems and that no other country with much tribe difference that can go forward, you are wrong.

Without going far, INDIA has more tribal differences than Nigeria and India also has worst religious problems than Nigeria but India is matching forward.

There are many many countries with this tribe issue and religion issues than Nigeria but are economically better and doing.

Statistics are the starting point to solving any problems, so u are wrong again.

My broda, we are all in thia together but if we can realise that we are wrong then we will find the solution instead of remaining in ignorance

epainos:
I will repeat "again and again" that I do not see Obi as a gift. He is a noise maker. Obi has only compared data...period!

What should he have done? Yes, the starting point is the comparison of data to show there are problems, But beyond identifying the problems, what are the possible solutions?

Also, Obi has not for a single day tried to understand what this administration is doing, but blindly criticizing everything without suggesting any solution. I am not a fan of this administration, to be honest, and I still do not see it coming out successfully, though, I used to see Jagaban as a resourceful guy. But after the revelation of his dark side, I don't respect him anymore.

If I was Obi, I would criticise or praise the solutions they are presently trying out. But is Obi doing this? Nope. He is only showing us there are problems cos of some figures he has identified. Does this give me the assurance he can fix Nigeria? Absolutely not. I am even more scared he is only beating the drum very noisily like Gen Dullard Buhari who didn't know the solution but got people who gave him Jonathan's administration shortcomings.

Obi needs to do better.

Lastly...the single factor we need to take into consideration is the effect of the multi-ethnic groups that are blindly tribalistic on the nation. Does China have this? What could have been the effect on China if it was there? Hmmmmm! This factor we want to cover up. And I repeat that this is the main factor that has been feeding corruption. This tribalism factor is the single factor I have identified as the reason corruption cannot be defeated. And is there any nation presently in the world having the same issue as Nigeria? Please, if you know, kindly tell me ....and let us analyse the nation also.

If Nigeria must be progressive, we need to tackle tribalism so we can reduce corruption drastically. No policy can work amid corruption. So, let us get rid of the source of energy of corruption first. Any policy anyone is bringing won't work as long as we cannot arrest corruption. EFCC, ICPC, and many other solutions have failed. And the reason is that we have not yet addressed tribalism.

If you ask me, I think Nigeria cannot address tribalism because this issue is too deep. So, the one solution I have is splitting Nigeria. Nigeria seems to be a nation destined to fail. Please, if you have a solution apart from my idea, bring it on board.

Thank you!

Shetima is equal to osibanjo.

The north is the new minority.

It is clear u are not reading the writing on on the wall.

Today in Nigeria, all we know and hear now is Yorubas and Anambra.

The north is the latest victim of marginalisation

If u know u know

Emperormartin:
Tinubu will still win 2027. It's yoruba's turn

But meanwhile shettima should start acting in this government. Fulani people are not feeling his impact.

As for Igbos and other minorities they can never rule Nigeria.

Because u are dumb, don't think that other people are also dumb.

U and tinubu analysis of saving for infrastructure is the same thing as this;

A man asked his family to live outside
So that he can save enough money to build a mansion

U and tinubu are mat.

Winning123:
Which solace. Did you invest in infrastructure then. You did not invest in rails, airports, power, roads, schools etc. Stop living in that past. Nothing good to say about that past. We did not enjoy electivity that time.

Please, what is the alternative to flight tickets?

Abi na bus from Abuja to Anambra?

Now, when the big business man and woman pay 100% increment on basic services, it will affect their powers of paying their own workers.

Now, this is the case in Nigeria since may 2023.the federal government has increased prices of all goods and services by 300% in just 2/4 of a single business Yr and they have not paid 1kobo as bailout to any body.

May all u do to Nigeria happen u and ur generation

FreeStuffsNG:
Just say your education is inadequate to understand that this has nothing to do with the Federal Government directly but forces of demand and supply for forex as government can't keep subsidizing private businesses.

If you want to price dollar-dependent services just like airlines ticket, you buy your forex at willing seller prices. Alternatively, you innovate and get local alternatives.

This policy of forex free float favours exporters and partly why we are now getting more money from exports than import. It's no brainer that the rent seeking container import business is a dying tribe.

I supplied sharp sand to some body in anambra state but the enginer is based in Lagos. The truck driver made mistake and damaged some fence of about 70 blocks plus other little damages but after assessment, we know it will cost around 80 to 100k for the repair

He paid only 20k from 200k and now he is not answering my calls and whatptspp again. His workers said they are ready to do the repairs if I agree with them after I settle with the enginer who is not in the state because he contacted me online.

The truck owner is cool with me and I can settle him if the engineer settled with me but the engineer is just hiding from my calls.

I am yet to think of best way to manage him and this matter

Nigerians are hard trust because it very hard to trust tinubu. No jokes

IyaTola:
The bolded is where you made a mistake, you should have agreed with hims that after some time maybe 2 weeks he would pay 50% then after completion he oays the balance. The truth is Nigerians are hard to trust.

When I read ur comment and another of one igbo name boy too, I was proud to be a Nigerian. Nigerians are indeed intelligent, educated and smart too.

Our government is collaborating with foreign witches to Bleep us but "he who is holding what the child is crying for for, must surely suffer weak hands"

descartes400:
When her name is ascertained...from her friends and her phone number will be ascertained too. The Gps movement of persons's number that called her, and if pinged to the hotel location, will be apprehended!. and he will be caught.

An average Nigerian today is mentally unstable

There is hunger all over the world so hunger is not a Nigerian thing alone.

Nigerian problem is inferiority complexity. An average Nigerian adult will watch a jet li movie and start demonstrating on the streets. They will watch comedy about how somebody arrived from America and got married to a village girl and they will start greeting random people on street expecting to meet an Angel.

Nigerians can be described as monkeys that are curious to try everything but has no personal values

Deogratiasfx:
Did he promise u anything? He only said it is his turn and people voted.

Turn of a tribe to rule according to which law?

Must Nigeria continues on the old part of steal when u have the chance?

How long before the government to give bailouts to its citizens?

This us 6 months since theifnibu increased prices by 1000% and claiming he is saving trillions to better Nigerians but he is simply killing humans.

Many people now believe tinubu is a bad mission

Deogratiasfx:
It is their turn.

Tinubu and seyi are spending the last dollar in Nigeria claiming that they are looking for foreign investors while the ones we brought long time ago a packing out

I now believe that Nigeria don enter 1 chance

419 family = tinubu = fake human

Jokerman:
https://nairametrics.com/2023/12/06/pg-to-dissolve-ground-operations-in-nigeria-revert-to-an-import-only-business-model/

U dey right but I know that 80% of Nigeria's problems are foreign made.

I am not a fan of politicians but we are adults.

Buhari said that people killing humans in Nigeria are all foreign people no matter the disguise.

Again buhari said problem of food in Nigeria is because of climate change.

Properganda is very bad, most of Nigerians are told that buhari is an illiterate but the reverse is the case.

It is important to the problem in other to know the drugs

crossfm:
The main issue should be addressed.

The fact that she prefers the orphanage to her family home says a lot.
She must be running away from something. But I know this is Nigeria,the police will even give her small beating before handing her over to her family, instead of digging deep into the matter.

A lot of kids are going through hell in the hands of relatives and family,but don't know where to run to.

Child welfare service in Nigeria is in a state of comatose,yet our politicians are gallivanting all over the world, spending billions on frivolities.

I am not a partician individual but I can swear by ur mothers pussy that u are the problem of Nigeria.


Look at ur list :
1.Crude oil 1.3bpd
2.Aso rock now a play ground for all manner of people
3. Seyi entitled to every form of money wasting all from nigeria pockets because he is the son of the president therefore he is a successful human being and the rest of us are grass
4. Taxing the poor raised to power 100
5. Increase all prices by 500% because of revenue and zero investment.

Anyways, ur life ur problem.

May everything u are doing to Nigeria be ur potion and ur generation for ever.

Nigeria survived buhari with his mental problems and Nigeria will survive tinubu with his demonic being




[quote author=FreeStuffsNG post=127340925]Dey play. This is what mostly the naysayers, criminal defamers, cyberbullies and lazy , hate-filled bitter people will focus on.

I know that you intend to mock those junior workers as if they are useless and they don't deserve to even step out of the country, kitchen and stores let alone travel with the President on the Presidential jet. Smh. Even the child of a labourer, security guard etc will still join in trash-talking those in same category as his/her father and mother instead of begging God for the same grace and favour that comes with being diligent and upright in life. Seesth thou a man diligent in his work, he will stand before Kings and not mere ordinary men.

Those are real people and Nigerian citizens if you don't know. Those guys you look down on in condescension are the ones who the lives of Nigerian President and leaders in the President's contingent depend on.

That you look down on them in condescension shows you're ignorant. No country in the world will place the lives of its leaders in the hands of random people or kitchen staff.

Just days ago, the wife of a top leading Ukrainian was poisoned and it's now a row between Russia and Ukraine.

Seyi Tinubu is not just the President's son, he is a successful and consummate entrepreneur/investor. His outdoor advertising company alone is so successful that his presence at the summit adds value to the quality of our contingent. He is a youth who has something phenomenal to show for his achievements even before his father became the President.

While you continue to feed the lazy idle youths on the social media what to gloat about, these folks and Nigerian leaders have the result to show for their brilliance, competence, patriotism and hardwork. They went there to work, leaving their families and businesses behind in Nigeria while you play online.

Below is the current data on Nigerian economy, Q3, 2023 as shared by Statisense


✅Q3 2023 GDP growth rate at 2.54%.

✅The Oil Sector had it best growth in Q3 2023 since Q1 2020 when it grew by 5.06%.

✅Improved Oil Production capacity, achieving the best output in Sept at 1.390 mbpd.

✅Achieved Trade surplus of ₦1.89 trillion in Q3 2023 and ₦3.52 trillion in 9months, Exports > Imports.

✅Stock Market performance of +38.1% Year Till Date.

✅FG surpassed its Revenue target of ₦8.283 trillion as at Sept 2023, achieving ₦8.653 trillion, a 4.5% above expectation.

✅Effective tax collection with CIT at +121% of its target and VAT at +11% (2023).

#Statisense
(NBS, OPEC, Budget Office)

https://twitter.com/StatiSense/status/1732148735746900053?t=GDJDpXxhrGJvUFgCmjN4lA&s=1[/quote]

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