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Investment AdsRe: CAC (corporate Affairs Commission) Business/organisation Registration by strafist911: 4:59pm On Apr 28, 2020
Nice one.
But I want to ask. Where is your location & how long is it gonna take you to register a Limited liability company for your client?
Lastly, Is CAC office in Maitama(Abuja) currently opened or after the lockdown?
PoliticsRe: Coronavirus: Trump Calls Buhari, Promises To Send Ventilators To Nigeria by strafist911: 4:52pm On Apr 28, 2020
Lies from Lie Mohammed.
Trump has enough to deal with at the moment to call a lifeless leader of an African nation who has already sold his country to the Chinese people.
PoliticsRe: What Lessons Have You Learnt From Covid-19, Lockdown and the Hardship Currently? by strafist911: 2:35pm On Apr 28, 2020
Yungmil:
For me:

1. I discovered who my true friends are( a friend in need is a friend indeed)
2. Always save No matter how little you earn
3. Multiple Streams of income is key
4. The saying that spend your money now because nobody knows tomorrow is the same reason why one needs to save for rainy day(lockdown).
5. The Internet is awesome(online work)

These are mine share yours
Mine is:
* In this life, you are on your own.
*Be careful because some people are out there waiting to celebrate your downfall.
* Apart from your immediate family members, you have nobody.
* Our Leaders in this country are criminals/thieves & are wicked.
* Always save for the rainy day.
*Always involve God in your plans & never assume that you have every plan under control because Covid19 shattered many plans.
* I realized I can actually stay for a month or more without having sex. I thought that was impossible.
*After LOCK-DOWN, I need to change somany things about my life.
PoliticsRe: Senate Approves Buhari’s Request To Raise Fresh N850bn Loan by strafist911:
huh
Damn! we are now prisoners in our own country. These greedy MOFOs locked us up in our houses & told us that if we go out or go to our work places, corona virus will kill us.
But now they all went to Abuja to approve billions of naira to share among themselves + to collect their sitting allowances, Corona virus will not kill them Abi??
What happened to all the Billions of Naira donated by EU, AU & other bodies?
NIGERIANS DESERVE THE KIND OF LEADERS THEY HAVE.
HealthRe: How Will Social Distancing Work In A Danfo Bus Or BRT? by strafist911: 11:49am On Apr 28, 2020
kamez:
mark my words , nigerians will regret ever asking this government to lift this lockdown....watch lagos suffer the same fate as newyork in the next few weeks...

by the time y'all realise ur mistakes, na una go deciede by unaself to sit at home....

as for me, the lock down continues..better safe than sorry..
That is because you are broke, lazy, jobless, idle or maybe you are still being fed by your Mama or your wife.
Misery needs company so you want people to be in the same situation like you.
FARK OFF OGA!
HealthRe: How Will Social Distancing Work In A Danfo Bus Or BRT? by strafist911: 11:37am On Apr 28, 2020
ProfDview1:
Oga shift go one place joor.. Shebi u r a mod, your work is online, lockdown or no lockdown... U dey collect money from seun..

How many of your people here have u Don giveaway for? Even seun and u are here spewing trasssshhhh dt the lock down shud be extended...

Better go one side b4 I reason to beat u now.

Don't. Get me angry, I repeat mynd4.4 don't get me angry




I don't even understand how Nigerians reason.. Govt said lock down but no test no palliatives and u expect people to obey lock down... This is wickedness
Don't mind bloggers all over the world & the selfish and wicked. nairaland mods. They are cashing out as a result of the LOCK-DOWN. The inflow of visitors to their websites have increased due to the fact that idle people are always browsing their websites so they don't want it to be lifted.
BusinessRe: Thousands Of People Wait For Onitsha Main Market To Open (Photos) by strafist911: 11:19am On Apr 28, 2020
Nwanyiogwashi:
Seriously speaking I'm disappointed in obiano the man is put people at risk
SHUT UP WOMAN! THE FEAR OF THIS "SO CALLED" CORONA VIRUS IS EVEN DEADLIER THAN THE VIRUS ITSELF.
THERE IS NO COVID19 IN NIGERIA. GET THAT IN TO YOUR LOCAL SKULL.
PoliticsRe: Governor Akeredolu Denies Rejecting Fg’s Palliatives And Rice by strafist911: 3:18pm On Apr 27, 2020
TANTUMERGO007:
Did Oyo receive bad rice or not, thats what you should be asking. How many people in the south received the cash packages, they brought bad rice to feed your people and instead to condemn buhari you end up praising him.
Don't waste your time on him bro.
He is a Yoruba Muslim. Na their way be that. They can use Obasa bread to eat Buhari's sh*it and still be singing his praises.
PoliticsRe: Lockdown: Ongoing Protest In My Area, At Ibeju Lekki by strafist911: 12:51pm On Apr 27, 2020
I think the Federal government is being political about this covido19 ish.
They want to deliberately impoverish the masses while they keep feeding fat from tax payers money. You need to go out and see the level of suffering on the streets.
End the LOCK-DOWN now & put preventive measures in place inorder for people with daily income to survive.
ANY EXTENSION OF THIS LOCK-DOWN WILL LEAD TO NATIONWIDE PROTEST/REVOLUTION.
HealthRe: COVID-19: Lockdown Or No Lockdown - Which Side Are You? by strafist911: 3:14pm On Apr 26, 2020
embarassed

THIS LOCK-DOWN SHOULD BE SUSPENDED BECAUSE WE HAVE NOT SEEN THE POSITIVE EFFECTS OF IT.
-THE ECONOMY IS SUFFERING.
-PEOPLE ARE HUNGRY.
-CRIME RATE IS ON THE INCREASE.
-NO CASH PALLIATIVES
-FOOD PALLIATIVES ARE INSULTING & DEMEANING to NIGERIANS(Obasa bread, expired rice, 1wrap of Amala+soup)
-POLITICIANS LOOTING MONIES & BURNING OFFICES IN ABJ
-NCDC INFLATING FIGURES OF COVID19 PATIENTS WITHOUT CONCRETE EVIDENCE JUST TO STAY & REMAIN RELEVANT.
-BILLIONS OF NAIRA DONATED BY EU, AU & OTHER BODIES VANISHED INTO THIN AIR.
-NO PROPER TESTING & LACK OF VENTILATORS IN HOSPITALS.

ON THIS NOTE I CONCLUDE BY ASKING YOU TO NAME A FRIEND/BROTHER/SISTER/MOTHER/FATHER/UNCLE/AUNTY YOU KNOW WHO HAS DIED OF COVID19 IN NIGERIA SINCE LAST MONTH?
I LEAVE YOU WITH THE ANSWER.
PoliticsRe: Obasa Gets N17m Monthly For Maintenance Of Personal Residence, Guest House by strafist911: 2:41pm On Apr 26, 2020
Mace0lane:
Obaza is indeed a criminal but when will you post fraudulent doing of the like of Ihedioha that bot a single car for 187 million

When will cursed n foolish Igbos learn to remove the log in your own eye before helping others.

17 divide by 187 = 11

Ihedioha as committed a fraud 11 times bigger than Obaza yet you or your bigoted father did not deem it fit to write a single alphabet about it yet you left your wretched region to be monitoring a Lagos that if it stop developing 1 trillion years from now none of your erosion raveged shithole state can meet in any sphere of development.

Upon all the money looted by Ikpeazu na only one wrap of eba with ofe nsala he was able to give. The likes of lousy mouth Abaribe, Ugwuayi Ekeweremadu Umahi n other lunatics you elected as representative are yet to give pure water. My brother you are indeed doomed with chronic hatred, irredeemable bigotry and excessive foolishness all trait of your tribesmen.

https://www.nairaland.com/5815934/n187-million-mercedes-benz-sprinter-ihedioha
Oga divert your anger & frustration to Sowore who leaked this scam & wickedness since you don't want to vent ur anger on Obasa who has been looting Lagos state Treasury without mercy.
We all know all politicians in Nigeria are criminals irrespective of their tribes/region.
Nigeria is in a mess today because of people like you who apply regional/ethnic/religious sentiments when dealing with crucial societal issues.
PoliticsRe: Obasa Gets N17m Monthly For Maintenance Of Personal Residence, Guest House by strafist911: 2:21pm On Apr 26, 2020
embarassed

Wicked people!!
No wonder they are urging the Federal government to extend the LOCK-DOWN. Feeding fat from Lagos state Treasury while they give people malnourished looking Obasa bread & also ask Lagosians to queue under the hot sun for 3 hrs to receive a free wrap of Amala + 1 pack of soup as palliatives.
GOD WILL SOON PUNISH ALL THESE GREEDY & WICKED POLITICIANS IN THIS COUNTRY.
PoliticsRe: COVID-19: Where Are Buhari And Osinbajo? – Reno Omokri by strafist911: 11:39am On Apr 26, 2020
Corporate2020:
I'm sorry for you. You are showing advanced symptoms of psychiatric disorders and mental imbalance. I voted for Buhari, I am not stupid neither is Buhari.

Obviously, the loss of two consecutive elections back to back has made you develop psychiatric disorders, mental imbalance and hallucinations. Let this be behind your mind, if Buhari decides to amend the Constitution and contest for another term, we will still defeat and humiliate you with your 5% inconsequential votes and you cannot do anything.

However, Major General Muhammadu Buhari is not a useless nitwit like the ineffectual buffon Goatluck Jonaddaft who after looting for one and half term wanted another term to loot.

So, keep your dirty mouth shut.
You are still wallowing in the past. Yes goodluck lost the election and has moved on yet u and your failed government always mention his name in your smelling mouths even though it's now becoming stale.
Now tell me, how has this present administration benefitted your region? all the people Tinubu recommend for federal appointments have all been pushed aside & replaced with Fulanis apart from fashola & very few who were only loyal to the late Abba k.
Your region is the worst hit in this covid19 era with abject poverty and insecurity(1million boys) everywhere.
Have you even eaten today?
Go out and queue under the sun inorder to receive 1 wrap of Amala + a pack of soup before commenting here.
PoliticsRe: Content Of The Rice Donated By FG To Oyo State (graphics Pics) by strafist911: 10:18am On Apr 26, 2020
Sammy07:
And what concerns you about what's going on in South west?

Face your Plateau
Sorry sir! I will face my Plateau.
In Lagos they asked u guys to queue under the sun for 2-3 hrs just to be served a free wrap of amala + 1 pack of soup.1 million boys & thieves are terrorizing the place. Now they have started sharing expired rice in Oyo. In Ogun state, Don jazzy saved that elderly mama who was asking a reporter to Fork her for N500 just to feed her starving children. And the list goes on and on. Trust me, in Nigeria currently, your region is the worst hit in this covid19 era & y'all are the most educated folks in this country.

I will face my Plateau. If not for our governor who is slow in tackling the ongoing Herdsmen issue, we dey see food chop o!
PoliticsRe: COVID-19: Where Are Buhari And Osinbajo? – Reno Omokri by strafist911: 9:40am On Apr 26, 2020
Joyce95:
There's an an adage that said the way you stand that's same well you will come out and your picture, I know you are the first person that vote for him
I wouldn't have used the adage i used if I actually voted for him because doing that means I'm also insulting myself.
The last time I voted in Nigeria was in 2007. Trust me.
PoliticsRe: Content Of The Rice Donated By FG To Oyo State (graphics Pics) by strafist911: 9:23am On Apr 26, 2020
embarassed

Guys, if people from the southwest really know what is going on in this country eh!
I did my NYSC in sokoto state about 2 years ago and I still have the contacts of the few good locals I befriended while there. I spoke to them recently and they all told me they received 20k each by 13th of this month. And that's how bags of rice & other grains are being shared throughout the Northeast on low-key.
Now look at what they are distributing to people from southwest. expired rice seized by customs many years ago. cash palliatives? zero. Yet the whole Southwest is on serious LOCK-DOWN.
Now tell me. Is eating this rice not worse than covid19?

PS: I'm not ibo or from the South South. I'm from Plateau state.
PoliticsRe: COVID-19: Where Are Buhari And Osinbajo? – Reno Omokri by strafist911: 9:12am On Apr 26, 2020
By 7pm tomorrow, the 90 year-old great grand pa will be seen on NTA yarning another dust through a scripted & pre-recorded video clip.
How that man became the president of a country like Nigeria still remains a mystery to me till date. But anyways........
ONLY STUPID PEOPLE VOTE FOR STUPID LEADERS.
HealthRe: Sanwo-Olu Says Lagos Mortuaries Are Full Due To Lockdown, Need Decongestion by strafist911: 8:47am On Apr 26, 2020
Vision2045:
I am tired of the lockdown as well but I don't think it's time for the lockdown to be called off...

To those saying the lockdown didn't work.....I hope you are right...but I am sure it worked as it showed us an indication of what is ahead....Those people tested so far are those with traveling history and those that came in contact with them...

Can we be rest assured that all those that came in contact has been fully located and tested (definitely No, My neighbor is one of the medical personnel at the isolation centre in onikan..she said Lagos is really under testing...and I ask why she said the test kit are so limited in supply and that ventilators are as well limited).

If the lockdown is called off or relaxed, we all Sabi as Lagos dey....our bus na hustle..bus stop na hustle...market na hustle..church na crowd..mosque crowd..felashrine crowd...qulox crowd....malls crowd....

If people still disobey the lockdown when it was so called in full flight...do u think when it's relaxed or totally called off people will not just go straight to normalcy.

Can any state in Nigeria handle a surge if things go south ( which I pray it doesn't)

Have u watched the channels TV interview with the deputy coordinator for the covid 19 in their state...he said a reported 640 death in one week..though natural death join but we all know something is wrong...that's because their governor is not proactive enough...



What do I suggest.

- This coming week government should make effort to create local response team in all local government and train personnel to Man those centres...every local government has office already ..that can be achieved in a week...they will deploy trained personnel from the isolation centres and general hospital with adequate PPEs

- Full sensitisation at local level...A team of people go into street with their mega phone...and share safety tips and proper explanation and maybe a small pamphlet with pictures.

- Those centres at local level will be there to test and absorb if any case arise and might be transferred to a mother centre (Onikan, IDH and any other created ) in case of severe issues.

- Government should as well invest in Test kit and ventilators atleast divert some more money to the health sector...

All this is attainable in two weeks....Then the government can relax the lockdown ...But forget it relaxing the lockdown is like suspending it...We all know our kind of mentality in Nigeria here...

My humble Opinion
YOUR HUMBLE OPINION STINKS.
THAT YOU HAVE STORED FOOD IN YOUR HOUSE DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOUR NEIGHBOR HAS ENOUGH FOOD IN HIS HOUSE FOR THE NEXT 2 WEEKS. NIGERIAN ECONOMY IS NOW IN SHAMBLES AS A RESULT OF THE DWINDLING OIL PRICE & NO IGR FROM ALL STATES. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MONIES DONATED TO THE FG BY NIGERIAN BANKS, EU, UN & OTHER PRIVATE DONORS AMOUNTING TO BILLIONS OF NAIRA? THEY'VE ALL BEEN LOOTED & SHARED TO PEOPLE IN THE NORTH EAST RECEIVING N20,000 EACH.
You said full sensitization & testing should be done with2weeks. Have they tested up to 10,000 persons within 4 weeks? Howmany ventilators have they bought so far?
LET ME ASK YOU. HOW MANY PEOPLE(FRIENDS, RELATIVES, UNCLES, AUNTIES, NEIGHBORS, COLLEAGUES) DO YOU KNOW THAT HAS DIED OF CORONA VIRUS SINCE THE LAST 4 WEEKS LOCK-DOWN?
EMANCIPATE YOURSELF FROM MENTAL SLAVERY BRO. YOU OUGHT TO BE WISER THAN THIS.

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