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NCDC be dishing out figures to us like hot jollof rice fresh from the cooking pot meanwhile we can't even identify a friend/relative who has identified another friend/relative who has tested+ or has died from the virus.
BUNCH OF JOKERS.

It's obvious you are broke, jobless, unemployed & you have no job to return to. If you want to hide under your bed on the 4th, you better do that quietly and stop disturbing us with useless threads like this.
Let those who have jobs/businesses to attend to go out while observing all the necessary safety precautions.

Did you have unprotected sex before experiencing all these symptoms? Some girls ToTo na sewage tank oh. Guy this is clearly an STD & you must visit a clinic so the right antibiotics will be prescribed to you.
Next time strap up before drilling any careless hole.

Where are the "Corolla no dey spoil" people on nairaland? That Over hyped, boring, unbalanced & crappy piece of metal.

ArcFresky:
Make person no go marry ashewo disguised as a saint.... How will u lick someones ass, and use the same mouth to kiss another person.

And that is why I don't go about kissing every girl. Their mouths nor dey stay one place.

Then how does she wash her Punna & Anus? This fine girl go dey smell sha. It's a pity

jacobjamie:
Bros, u don't owe the stupid fool an apology jor, u have the right to ask for details, it's left for him not to reply cuzz he doesn't want to Sale it fast or show his arrogance and stupidity just to show buyers he is just a sales car wash boy who wants to get 5k commission, pls feel free to ask more question, we got ur back

Oga your Moniker don cast 4 nairaland so you better stop making a fool of yourself. You are always talking shiit on people's thread & prizing their cars for ridiculous amounts. That was how you were Prizing someone's Honda Anaconda for 650k. Meanwhile you don't even have up to 75k in your bank account.
Someone gave you his 3 korope(Suzuki) minibuses to sell. Why not pray to God inorder to sell it fast so u can collect ur 30k agent fee.

There is a notice written on a red background at the top of their website. It reads:

Notification of Service Disruption: We are appealing to our esteemed customers and general public to bear with us as concerted efforts are being made by our Software Service Provider to restore normal services. The Commission deeply regrets any inconvenience this disruption might have caused.

I believe the website is undergoing some maintenance. Let's wait and see if it will start working by nextweek & I also believe their head office in Maitama(Abuja) will be open to the public from 4th of May.

Poorboy41:
But why?

It's because employed people have jobs to return to while a poor boy like you who doesn't have a job will remain at home wailing.

NIGERIANS ARE THE MOST DIFFICULT PEOPLE ON EARTH TO GOVERN. FOR THE PAST 2 WEEKS, EVERYONE WAS SHOUTING & WAILING THAT FG SHOULD EASE THE LOCK-DOWN BECAUSE OF HUNGER.
NOW THE LOCK-DOWN HAS BEEN EASED & PEOPLE HAVE STARTED SAYING THAT FG WANTS TO KILL US ALL WITH CORONA VIRUS. MOST OF THE PEOPLE SAYING ALL THESE NONSENSE ARE THE LAZY, JOBLESS & UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO JOB TO RETURN TO.
USELESS BUNCH OF MOFOS.

Afam4eva:
Meanwhile the headquarter to Corona virus in Nigeria wants to ease the lockdown.

After the quarantine of the flood in the ark, Noah and his family did not step out immediately.

He sent a Raven first to scan the environment and later sent a dove that came back with a green leaf in its mouth as an indication things were safe before he went out with his family.

DO NOT RUSH OUT ON MONDAY BECAUSE GOVT HAS EASED THE LOCKDOWN AND START MIXING WITH PEOPLE.

Stay home.
Stay safe.

MAKE SURE THINGS ARE SAFE.

My name is Taylor Nazzal

Thats because you are one of the many Nigerian youths who is jobless and have no work to return to on Monday.
Let those who have jobs go to work while the jobless ones stay at home. PEDIOD!!

Nice one Mr. Governor.
This is a governor who has the progress & development of his people & economy at heart.
Not one governor who has been caging his people & halting all economic activities of his state for close to 2 months after collecting billions from Aso-Rock. I also heard he was once a patient in a psychiatric ward in his state's teaching hospital many years ago.

miketayo:
So the chief of staff and other prominent people in the country just happen to fake their deaths

Did they show you the late Chief of staff's medical or autopsy report? Dude has been sick for many years & only succumbed to his illness as a result of the barn on international flights where he normally goes for his treatments.
Covid19 is real in other continents but not in Nigeria the whole sub-sahara Africa.

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Otunba2004:
I pity u

Na me pity you pass with your ignorance. Give me just a name of your Mother/Father/brother/sister/Aunty/uncle/neighbor/colleague you know of who has died from corona virus. I mean medically certified death not NCDC certified.

Power truly intoxicates. What wike fails to realise is that Power is transient. No man holds on to power forever except God. If na lie, he should ask Abacha, Mugabe, Idi-Amin, etc.
The enforcement of a total lockdown in Rumuomasi, Rumuobiaokani, Elekahia, stadium road & Rumuokalabor was totally uncalled for.
Medical personnel are not even on door to door sensitization or testing. Palliatives are not even given. The reason for the lockdown was only based on an unconfirmed Facebook report on a covid19 death @ Rumuomasi. But I rather think he deliberately wants to extort some money from SPDC whose industrial area is situated @ the Rumuobiokani/Rumuomasi axis because since the Nation wide lockdown, they have been in operation with ONLY essential staff reporting to duty. But since wike's lockdown, they have been shut down.
WIKE IS POWER DRUNK BUT HE SHOULD KNOW THAT NOBODY IS BIGGER THAN RIVERS STATE. PETER ODILI DID MORE GRA-GRA BUT WHERE IS HE TODAY?

Good development.
Although I don't see Lagosians keeping to these rules. Lagos is a hustling city & more like the survival of the fittest. They should ease all these rules and allow people to live their normal lives.
If this covid19 was real in Lagos, people would have been dropping dead by now.
I STILL MAINTAIN THE FACT THAT COVID19 IN NIGERIA IS A HOAX.


MODIFIED: To all those quoting me, give me JUST a name of your Mother/Father/brother/sister/Aunty/Uncle/colleague/former classmates or neighbor you know of personally who has tested + or died from corona virus in the past 4 weeks. I mean medically certified not NCDC daily statistics oh. I leave y'all with the answer.

Gone are the days one could find a Virgin or an innocent girl in the village. These days, from age 13, village girls fork like rabbits even in the farm & in uncompleted buildings. They have numerous boyfriends both in their community and their neighboring communities who fork them without condom.
City girls fork as well but due to their exposure, a good number of them still practice safe sex and can take care of themselves better.
I GO WITH CITY GIRLS.

Good Move!
Our economy needs to be revived. They can't keep on locking us like prisoners without providing any form of palliatives.

These Arewa folks are the major problems of Nigeria. They always want to look for trouble where there is none.
When 20k palliatives & foreign bags of rice were shared to only them in the north east did anybody complain?

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ignis:
Nigerians are confused and complicated people.


We don't know what you guys want. Any decision the president makes Nigerians must complain.

Don't mind the foolish OP.

n3xt:
We are at war. We need to kill our enemies and not the people.

I believe this is happening simply because this is not a physical war.

The government is more confused right now!

People need real leadership in time like this and not just “rushed decisions.”

SHUT UP YOU PUNK!
Could 19 is a virus just like HIV & others and people must learn to live with it. It doesn't have any known cure. You expect Nigeria with an already weak/recessed economy to keep locking down till the cure/vaccine is found? How would people survive? Are there palliatives given?
Since last month has anybody in your family or neighborhood dropped dead yet by corona virus?

I don't know why people choose to come here with borrowed data to create nonsense threads just because they want to talk. RUBBISH!

Mscheeeeew! This Bish that stole her friend's husband that year. Abeg shift joor....

MUMU!
Since the inception of the "so called" corona virus in Nigeria, how many people do you personally know of i.e your Mother,father,brother,sister,uncle,aunty,friends,relatives,neighbors,colleagues,area people have died from the virus apart from the *audio* figures & info given to you by NCDC?
You better emancipate yourself from fear & mental slavery.

It's long overdue as 90% of Nigerians are really broke as a result of staying indoors for over 4 weeks without proper palliatives & sources of income.
Nigeria used to be the giant of Africa but now other smaller countries are taking over.
FG should open all the revenue generating sectors of our economy, encourage the compulsory usage of appropriate PPEs in all work & business places so that the mases can earn a living to survive.

Na wa oh! In this ongoing depressed economy & someone is selling a salvaged first generation Highlander for almost 2.3m even with doors, a window, fender & other accessories to replace/repair.
Some Nairaland car dealers are wicked.