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Romance / Re: A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by Strafudeen: 6:00am On Feb 13
Dear men, your happiness and success in life depends on how well you are able to eliminate this problem called women, without hurting anyone.


Knowledge will help you.


She is not a logical being.

She can start having real feelings for your gardener, real feelings, and endanger the whole family to kidnappers


You must learn how to keep women under, for their own sakes, and for the sake of the family

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Romance / Re: A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by Strafudeen: 5:55am On Feb 13
Logic will anger a woman. She doesn't want you to be logical, she wants you to please her at any cost.

Many of them have discovered that is not how men are wired so they have decided to just be transactional: get money off of men and leave them alone and go back into your deeply selfish female abnormal universe

If you must marry these kinds of people, wouldn't you rather learn first before proceeding?

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Romance / Re: A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by Strafudeen: 5:51am On Feb 13
MagicalConcepts:

Hope all is well sir?

Hahaha oh yes
Romance / Re: A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by Strafudeen: 5:51am On Feb 13
If you understand and can control women half of your problems on earth are over

They are not like men, they are not like children

They live in their own strange universe,

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Romance / Re: A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by Strafudeen: 5:45am On Feb 13
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Romance / A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by Strafudeen: 12:43am On Feb 13
I hate long typing, so I'll make this short.

But it deserves to be a very long article, an epistle to young men starting off on relationship matters

Listen and learn!

When you start relating with a woman, you will have 2 assumptions

.1. She is an adult and so will reason like me

2. She is soft and tender looking , she must be really nice




On all counts you would be wrong.

1. Women don't reason like adults, they reason like women.

And yes there is a special type of reasoning that females use. They only way I can describe it is an illogical logic that doesn't work, but must be followed because that is what the woman wants.

You see, women reason with another part of their bodies not their brains.

Their emotions

That will place her in perpetual conflict with your well thought out ideas.

If you want to be at peace with them, you must go your separate ways, even while being together.


It is impossible to make a woman see an objective and logical point of view.

They are wired to view things through an emotional and subjective lens.


You're working to provide for them, but that won't save you when you forget your wedding anniversary, even if you earned 1 million dollars that day.






2. Women's bodies hide a vastly different personality within.

That is at the core of their seductive potential.

You must understand this.

That soft , gentle, pretty person, could kill you in cold blood, and not need any assistance to do it.

You must develop a way to relate with women that doesn't take their physical looks into consideration.


These 2 assumptions if not handled right will put your relationship on the rocks.


It is a treacherous mine field full of venomous snake women, slithering around looking for who to bite.

Be wise.


If you ever get any who thinks logically, do all you can to keep her, there are not many like her.


Train yourself not to look at her body but her mind within, her body is designed to deceive you.

You must remain a man


Strafudeen

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Family / Re: I Hate Useless Women by Strafudeen: 8:31pm On Feb 12
Cc pocahontas
Family / Re: I Hate Useless Women by Strafudeen: 6:54pm On Feb 12
Cc nairaland oloshos
Politics / Re: Even If A Cup Of Garri Goes For ₦1000, I Will Vote Tinubu Come 2027 by Strafudeen: 5:48pm On Feb 12
Entprys:
YEs. That 8 years is ours. The economy is only toughening us. We shall get acustomed to it soon.
8 years, Then power back to north

You're the one suffering , you're the one talking, all to yourself, no be craze be dat

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Health / Re: Abuja Nurses Protest New Certificate Verification Guidelines by Strafudeen: 5:31pm On Feb 12
Useless tinubu administration

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Family / I Hate Useless Women by Strafudeen: 5:24pm On Feb 11
God punish all flirts

God punish all seductive hoes

God punish all aborters

God punish all adulterous women

God punish all women that love-vendor their daughters

God punish all weak men that can't control women

Amen
Family / Re: Akwa Ibom Court Orders Man’s Arrest Over Refusal To Care For Children by Strafudeen: 8:33am On Feb 09
chidi2003:

Don't be offended with Jennyclay! She needs economic employment. She will keep on ranting - unless - you will help her out!

Is her olosho work no longer paying
Family / Re: Akwa Ibom Court Orders Man’s Arrest Over Refusal To Care For Children by Strafudeen: 7:54am On Feb 09
MrBroke:



Give me your number

Leave that witch alone oo...or else you will get hypertension and stroke

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Politics / Re: Naira Collapse: CBN Governor Cardoso Should Resign by Strafudeen: 5:05pm On Feb 07
Validated:


Tinubu is the real INEFFECTUAL BUFFON

Agreed
Politics / Re: Naira Collapse: CBN Governor Cardoso Should Resign by Strafudeen: 4:23pm On Feb 07
The Man cardoso is a very ineffectual buffoon cheesy
Politics / Re: Ebi Pa Wa O: Yoruba Women Protest Hardship, Threaten To Beat Up Tinubu In Ogun by Strafudeen: 10:15am On Feb 07
Useless tribalists.

If the election is held again you willl still vote the pampers wearing druggie.

Enjoy your suffering in silence please.

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Health / Re: Man’s Affairs With Five Married Women Ends In Mysterious Skin Disease by Strafudeen: 3:52pm On Feb 06
Westerhoffe:
That's Type 1 Leprosy.

“So he that goeth in to his neighbour's wife; whosoever toucheth her shall not be innocent.”
— Proverbs 6:29 (KJV)

Rather psoriasis

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