₦airaland Forum

Pepperdemisback:
Nightmare?
No other tribe can shamelessly leverage on a dead child in a morgue to force their daughter whom no man from their tribe can honour with bride price on a man..
No other tribe can be doing bride price when a child is in morgue the 4th day.

No other tribe can shamelessly pack their clan into a night bus to go and marry a serial fornicator and baby daddy inside his father's parlour and be boasting of it and see it as an achievement.
You can see you are really unique right?

Your try are useless majority of them are ugly.

Zonefree:
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By calmly, like, she should make them to sit down, make a cup of tea for them and ask them politely why they're engaging in immoral act?

Or Pounded yam and egusi... To go with it.

Thisis2raw:
Is that why you're pained? Cry baby

No, that's why you are buying fuel 700+ and crying the other day about what happened to the money you withdrew because you can't account for what you used it for.

I have been buying 700 since last month
What have they been selling to me?

*Yuletide.

[quote author= post=127112179]All of us at MANNA,
Thank God for their lives 🙏[/quote]Honestly sir how many are you at MANNABBQ?

lawyer:
Na from Clap dance de start. The next meeting is with Ashawos, money swindlers, yahoo-yahoo boys, gay prostitutes, armed robbers, rapists, drug dealers, murderers, cultists and finally INEC officials. Pope Francis is just using his own wokeness to embarrass Catholics world-wide! *Yimu*

Even Jesus mingled with prostitute and tax collectors.

Ykc2:
89% of people don't sell properties house or land to migrate am taking of igbo people ooh don't know about others,

Ronu people wi sell his birthright to migrate

Shinjawestside:
I wish the Bible allowed men to married two wives...

This our Christian women wahala too much ..

Head slammers women no dey bhave this way...

When did the Bible refused you?

Pepperdemisback:
I am still trying to figure it out how a woman used her dead child as a bait to marry a man in his father's house become a thing of pride to a whole tribe.
Conquer THEM ALL? Why is she not attracted to a single man?
Davido's senior brother married from Cross Rivers but you can never hear anybody boasting from her state or tribe, neither did they see it as an achievement.
How is this one an achievement please?

Admit it, you hated the fact that your greatest nightmare for a tribe, has board over your...

We4all:
Chioma looks good. Davido should try and grow taller.

And you wiser.

Chioma the 1st Lady.
You really conquered dem ofe.mmanu.

Someone should tell this clown that his cut-and-join, copy-and-paste policies aren't working.

Maks27:
You made absolutely NO sense
I updated it to the latest iOS as someone suggested on Reddit and the line is gone when I woke up this morning. It’s so sad Nairaland is now filled with clout chasers and people desperately trying to be noticed
Four comments on my post and not one single person said a reasonable thing

Seun I think you can see what has become of your forum

I suggest you go buy the latest iPhone 15 and enjoy like me and stop crying on NL.

Saturnalia:
Thank you for this statement. FFK is a garrulous animal that is always talking and issuing statements, not because he has anything to say, but just for the sake of talking.

There was a time FFK relocated to Accra in Ghana and checked into a rehab to nurse his excessive cocaine-sniffing addiction.

Now, I have reasons to believe that FFK hasn’t been cured of that drug addiction.

If not, why would a nonentity like FFK use his right hand to praise Israel and gloat about her divine invincibility, and then suddenly turn around to call on President Tinubu to condemn the killing of his (FFK’s) favorite terrorists by the same Israel?

To be clear, personally, I don’t give a fvck about what goes on in Gaza. If Israel likes, she can obliterate Hamas and Gaza, if Hamas likes, they can invite Hezbollah & the IRGC to annihilate Israel, I am not bothered a bit.

In truth, my secret prayer has always been that either God or Satan should push the World Powers into launching a global-wide thermonuclear war on themselves or a gigantic meteorite twice the the size of Earth should collide with Earth, so that everybody can rest, because the chaotic situations ravaging all the continents, coupled with overpopulation is seriously deteriorating.

But the thing is, I so much detest hypocrisy in my life. If you want to take a side on any issue, then be steadfast and never oscillate like a deranged lunatic.

Attached are screenshots of FFK’s previous statements, in his hallucinations, calling on Israel to wipe out Hamas from the face of the Earth.

Now, he has suddenly become the defender of Hamas or maybe he’s just trying to get the attention of President Tinubu in nominating him for a ministerial slot.

How a Cocaine-sniffing nonentity like FFK became an Aviation Minister in a land that has Kings and Chiefs (Ni ilu to loba, to ni ijoye) is a still a wonder, and has never stopped baffling me.

Are you a public figure sir?

Na mumu dey go interview.

Monaboo:
To get her Nigerian Permit, she needs to meet up with the following criteria's

1) She needs to write WASSCE and have nothing less than a B2 in English Language.

2) She also needs to learn Pidgin English and speak it fluently becos she would be tested on it on the day of her Nigerian Visa interview.

3) She needs have POF of nothing less than N500M in her account. We don't want foreign beggars roaming the streets of Nigeria.

Sarcasm

Toluabigr8:
That building was owned by a Yoruba man,

Stop playing politics with everything.

Any small thing Igbo Igbo,

If the building collapses now, you will be the first to blame the government

Yoruba is so broke to have...

TemplarLandry:
Rufai the simpleton should explain why he has Testosterone deficiency.

And you why you are stupid.

Bestmanfornow:
Empty bra.in can you show Otti projects let compare with Gov Soludo

He is my gov. I know

Casham:
Dude, if You are trying to get a gay partner, I am sorry man. I don't judge you, but that partner ain't me. I will rather be a simp for pussy than try experiment with nyash. I am happy for you, if gay is really what You want to be, but that ain't me man. StraightGaay I see.

Delusional you

Nonybb:
I once thought that judging from the antecedent of Soludo as a former CBN governor, that this man is a candidate on the go for the job, should he win the gubernatorial race but Alas we were shattered, utterly disappointed at the level of incompetence of this man

Week in, week out, only grammar on what he plans to do but physically and tangibly, nothing is happening. We thought he needed time and we waited but one year now, stepping into two years, nothing is on ground; no clear cut for "Anambra state infrastructural revolution" or "the Japan of Africa" coined and promised by this man. All we saw was a continuation of road network neglect across the state. When the people became tired, he started laying clay soil across the state with quark contractors, calling it road construction which we all knew would last longer than his tenure.

Don't take my words for it; go to Anambra state. I tell you, things are so bad that Onitsha will have the outlook of Aba soon. Though, his predecessor was a criminal who looted the resources of the people and took them with him to Texas, leashing a dog; we couldn't just imagine that SOLUDO would broke the record of Obiano as a clueless criminal

Guy no be lie, under six months Otti has surpassed the Prof.'s 2years in office.

Casham:
How is that any of your business? Why should I answer you? Just stop hating on people's personal choices which does not affect you IN ANY WAY.

But just for the record: I AM NOT GAY AND I WILL NEVER BE!

I am beginning to suspect you are gay as I just noticed your name.

Lol, there is nothing gay in my name oga, me hating is not any of your concern.

Oga na Juvenile delinquency.
Your brois taking mmpurumiri. Peer pressure.

Casham:
You are a hater, Oga!!!

Are you gay or not?

HeatSeeker:
Where can one get this Acha in Lagos? I mean the Stone free type

Causcus

Who doesn't know it's cassava, people, and dumb questions, mtcheew.

Niraland evening news.. Phrase to console their self

Casham:
I would rather be gay than be a hater like you.

You are gay oga

Casham:
I wish I was gay. Na your nyash I go first tear.

You can't wish for something you are free to get, you are one.

Starboytwo:
Still love this babe always and forever.


Pinky baby

Pinky Tow tow