₦airaland Forum

May god punish una for putting me for plans I never subscribed to.... Caller free abi na caller dollar..

What about Oga Titus?

Interesting... Police don dey perform miracle ni.... 4 in 5 states....

Tomorrow if they pour acid on you, you will come nairaland come beg us for money....mtchewwww.... Both are retarded.... If na osho he wan, he for go buy one....

Ziggyzito:
slowpoke, for how long are you gonna live in denial? D'banj owns that house...get that? Fuckcck the rumors. D'banj is way richer than these guys, these guys are buying houses and you think a boss like D'banj will be living Ina. Rented apartment? Think well.

Its only a liar that will diss others to make a point... Dbanj is still Oga Titus... You cannot change that...

Nope... They should persecute everyone ooo...Amaechi, rochas inclusive

Rest in peace

Ok

Okay, no more beer... Just water

I have been wondering for a long time if I am doing anything bad by trying to apply for a Nigerian passport online as requested by the institution, I spoke with some immigration officers on what it will cost to obtain one and the prices has been put at 25k. I even went to the Immigration office but it did not change a thing. Some days ago, I tried to follow the application online and also make payment online. I stopped when I reached the following attached page. I was scared to continue the payment and I therefore called another immigration officer who told me to forget the online application, that it will not go well with me if I continue with it. I therefore want to know what is going on? Is it a must that one have to pay money to the immigration officers now turned touts for a quick job?

Cos there's no fuel

Good we are all.Nigeria at least for now and we should be promoting each others.... Runs off to eat my first amala and ewedu, need to smoke wet weed first so I won't feel it when it pass through.....

Yeah... Why not? Why allow it to unnecessarily occupy space in the house? She still has her ring, right?

How not to be romantic, nko?

I see dead people...

Fisiri... I thought it meant urinate

Mogidi:
It would be ok if Buhari decides to probe GEJ's administration but it shouldn't stop there.

He should probe OBJ too and explain what happened to the $2.8bil that disappeared under his watch.

He should ask Fashola why he refused to sign the FOI bill so we know how much Tinubu gets monthly.
He should probe APC governors, especially Ogbeni Rauf, let Rauf explain what happened to his state's allocation.

True talk... What's good for the geese is good for the gander


Rochas.... Amaechi.... Take note...

opsy67:
if you and ur gf wnt to entr bike where wil you seat and wher ur gf wil seat?

You can be easily kidnapped...

Jeez... Now that some dope shiiiiit

Some crazy things

How much for the drum?

They should nickname him '21 phones'

Meanwhile dbanj still dey pay rent....

Make una no worry, the new petroleum minister, Rotimi Amaechi will be able to loot our treasury in order to balance all equation....

Kai... Mr X be like Shekau now... Dem chop dey run... Thought Dbanj was the last Mr. X?

belabela:
Born in Lagos is different from born in the UK.

They first have British citizenship and renounced any other citizenship for national security.

Whether you are born in Enugu or Oshodi you can only be a Nigerian by place of birth.

I understand your enthusiasm but I changed my views on such matters long time ago. Those guys will tell you to your face that they are not Nigerians. You may try it next time you meet them.

My brother, that one is an individual thing.. I have many relatives like that and they always prepare special whenever they are coming down to Nigeria because that is the only place where they can get a standing ovation for spending their small money unlike in UK where no one recognises the fact that you just spent a thousand pounds.

Yes ooo.... Kpekere and plantain chips na the same thing but different price... All because of packaging...

Wow that's cool... We have a 79 year old president whose football age is 72...

belabela:
OP they are British not Nigerians

They will gladly disappoint you if you ask them if they are Nigerians.

We ( humans) are a generation of migrants.

And those Igbo that were born in Lagos are Igbo, abi? My guy na wa ooo

Congrats to them... Lagos need to learn some thing from this... Today we have a country like USA because non indigenes settled there and developed the country...

E dey sell like pure water...

All I do is an online transfer to their account and they will be the one calling to see me