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BLINGZ88:
By 2019 dangote will b d president of Nigeria, nd he will make life better for all of us, nd he will give every body a car and he will build duplex 4 us, nd he will marry all the unmarried women and he will employ every jobless youth and so on and so forth...

Hahahahahhahahahhahahahaha
You jst cracked me Up....... Hahahahahahahahahahhahahah My Guy U a Clown

osedvgirl:
too bad

Miss Popular... [Frm a Fan]

goldbim:
A silly way to die..when u are putting a wrong rod in a wrong hole..msheew!!

My dear U have said it ALL....... GBAM!!!

carinmom:
If you ask me na who i go ask

The matter way we see Sooooo E heavy for Mouth!!!

We Truly do need prayers

Please Same here...

I wrote Mine on Thursday.... All others have gotten theirs... Am so worried... Pls if anyone can help Us Move this to FP....



We need to be Heard.. I have been on there Site.. And it keeps Saying No Result Yet...




GOD HELP US

Jason555:
It's well bro...

I can put it to you dhat whatever you passing through now isn't new to me or anyone else!

My own jamb experience is Something else... I Wasn't even expecting a score as 239! Bhu In All, ah give All adoration to omega !

I wrote Mah own exam without a single Calculator , without writing materials and the most annoying of it all is dha fact dha mah hall wasn't having a fan or an Air condition... Bhu in all, ah answered all physics and chemistry questions without a single calculator and scored 239!


Just relax bro...ONE THING I KNOW IS :GOD HAS NEVER FAILED , WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HE'S GONNA FAIL YOU NOW...?

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Jason555:
If there's only one thing I'm sure of, it's dha fact dhat your result is gonna be a mind blowing testimony...

Just relax and pray! .. Ain't you a Christian.? If you are, why acting like one who doesn't believe in dha signs and wonders of our Lord Jesus..? God is ought to test you thereafter, He's gonna shower you with surprises...

I believe 100% dha you'll smile at last!

Don't give up on God!!!!

I swear..... YOU giving hope and your believes just want to make me Cry!!



Cause you don't know what I ave been through.. Or how hard it is to convince people that you are a serious and dedicated person... And that the thousands been spent on you isn't waste...




I am a Christian and I believe in God... Thanks Bro... God bless

Jason555:
Relax bro...

All is well.... There's only one way out.... Pray! Just pray and believe , dhats All !!!

Success !!!

I will but what's the hope it will change?

Cutecindybabe:
just be calm. It'd be out soon. For sure

How Calm Can I get... When people I wrote before have gotten theirs...m


Just as if jamb has a personal grudge against ME...

remiiko:
God knows why.

Honestly I really don't think God See what most people like Me go through... What can I do!!!

remiiko:
bro STARBOY thumb up for your optimism.

Bros... Thanks... But its not funny any More..


Jamb is d biggest Mistake I have ever Made...

Jst as this Country is a Fly Poo..


Am gettin worried my GUY

Cutecindybabe:
have they sent the result? If not , have u checked online?

Like seriously.... I have checked online dy keep telling Me ''No result Yet''


Am getun worried... My Families are worried...


This is the 3rd time jamb is doing dis Poo to Me

Cutecindybabe:
it will be out soon

AMEN Ooooooo.

That my only pray now..

Kondomatic:
I used to leave my former church during holy communion to go to a nearby restaurant and eat.

Me sef... Before communion in my catholic church.. I and my Cousin must drink Fanta and Coke with Meat pie b4 we enter for dat Communion

Cutecindybabe:
oh you've nt seen ur jamb result?

@ all oooo and I jst dy pray.... I knw I did well oooO...

Cutecindybabe:
oh hello, have u written ur exam?

Jamb yes.... Still awaiting Results

And NL jst sent me My birthday Message....





Proud NairaLander....

Xclusivegrin007:
https://www.naij.com/752658-read-president-buharis-powerful-message-obasanjo.html

So I and BABA OBJ share the same Date.... Happy Birthday to Us both....



Pls Note... I am not an APC person ooO

Cutecindybabe:
hello, seems like its just the both of us here for now?. I'm aspiring accounting

Sociology....

Ok....

BRB

sirugos:
Lets be sincere to our self. This lady is not beauty not to talk of ful... The truth is that God just wanted to bless her and actually is her time to shine.

BOSS.... Seconded...


You jst hit the Nail on d Head... In fact I concur. That is to say.... What is all this shit abt this lady... The Media hype is jst toooooooooo MuuuuuuucccccccccccH....



Pls don't quote Me [Am not jealous or envying her rise to stardom all of a Sudden, but let's call a spade a Spade , it as do sef]





God bless her hustle and dos following her ..

klassykute:
My Dog Wont Bear Puppies Cos She A Lesbian

for over a year now. chelsea has refused to concive even when i bought a man dog to mate with her she wont allow him access to her chamber,this has been on for over a year . just last week i took her to the vent for monthly treatment and to my gratest suprise i saw my dog trying to climb another female dog..am still in shock.. dont know if i should sell her

Bro sorry ooo... But I feel ur pains.... And Yours isn't the First... Ave see two other Female dogs...




Sell The dog FAST

goldentrench:
Make your topic and stop saying rubbish...

Shld I call u a bitch ass or a Nigga... U sound so dumb as Fu*k....



Get a Life!!!

Europija:
Hello all ..I have been with my bf for 5 years and he was really broke n had alot stress...he hit me once in my face n threw me out of house in middle of night...should i forgive him??

WTF..... This shit made FP.... Mehn we need serious and better topics than this scrap...


U bf slap U... It shows he is a woman beater...
U want to forgive him shows u are stupidly in love
And he is broke doesn't give him the right to beat ur sorry AZZ...

WTF am I sayin..... U both Need deliverance...

Steezz:
I rep 5th of March...I will whatsapp u.

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Hi Nairalanders
If You born in March kindly comment With
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Hopefully you find someone with the same Date and possible living close By....

sexyslimmy:
Am mobola,25yrs,slim,fair in complexion,stay in lagos.need a matured guy fr 27yrs to 30yrs,workin class.here is my num 08036047172.pls I dnt wnt unserious ones to cal my num.tnx

This one pass strong.... Its nice to see that most ladies now try to sell there own market... And its unruly for all this NL Guys to start dropping Numbers jst cus u sex starved... Its well...


Aunty OP pls the lord is ur energy, I pray you find what you looking for...

















But wait oooo... Shey no Guy dy your area abi u don cast for that side... You wanna play Away march.. With all this qualities No man (Matured) they find You... Then Something Must Be Wrong Somewhere..


in Nosa's Voice '' I GO ALWAYS PRAY FOR YOU''

CHINNYZ:
I come with common sense, how to make naija gud . Dats na d best tin to offer o

All those na Propaganda... APC na you Be...



All same it is welcomed

CHINNYZ:
I carry evrytin wey dey available come

Things like what pls... The last time I heard that na Garri, smoked Fish, groundnut and others... Biko we need things like Fuel, Dollars and all...

I heard You are From the states... All this no go be Issue for U